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elboltonero

Kids: 1 Kids: nah, not anymore


Busquessi

The delivery of that line is just too good


PangoLinchpin

I love how Dennis’ first reaction to that is assuming he killed his kids. Not that his kids could’ve been taken away in a custody battle or that they simply passed away, no the Maniac straight up murdered them


spicygrandma27

The haunted way Da Maniac pauses, as if he has to think about it for a second, does suggest it’s a memory buried down. Dennis is a cynic and jumps to murder, but either way the kids are prolly dead


jackwhite886

Second answer is probably true for both.


I_have_gay_knees

Likely, not definitely, for different reasons.


knightress_oxhide

20 bucks, weekdays. 30 bucks, weekends


ebobbumman

And as for the 15 dollar copayment- EAT SHIT AND DIE.


Beltain1

Not a lot of money…


Mysterious-End-2185

Now.


rodentprincess

Reasonable


BuddayBinko

Sooner or later everybody pays the Piper


CapableSprinkles3298

You also have to acknowledge the amount of nuts in buckets in Da’ maniacs car


davernow

Is he foraging for his food?


Jkolorz

I'm disappointed that nobody mentioned the kids he doesn't have anymore.


Toledojoe

He just faded Away


Fixner_Blount

He’s SO full of protein.


adthbr

You mean crowtein. The Maniac definitely invested in Fight Milk with his Invigoron earnings.


Puzzled_Bike9558

A bucket of chestnuts. One of my favorite bits in the show.


CapableSprinkles3298

Fuuuck I totally forgot what kinda nuts 😂


cod-mw2-2009

And the Razor Wire


Kraxnor

Thats his fuel. Da maniac with a full belly of chestnuts is unstoppable


gustavalopalous

I'm betting on Da Maniac. He's so full of invigoron he's basically invincible.


leko633

He survived many winters


phantomjake2000

Is that all these berries do?


possiblyukranian

Does he know where to put his feet?


TheSteelPenguin

Da' Maniac also owns a timeshare


Busquessi

And is a professional berry slinger


ebobbumman

Do you know he was calling you the N word earlier?


DinerElf

He called ME the N word?


HailToTheKingslayer

Mac's dumbfounded panic at that is hilarious


Kraxnor

Why does he have a problem with me???


DumbRedditName0

Luther: does not love ya Da Maniac: loves ya


tryh10

Even with your feathers


DENNIS_SYSTEM69

RIP Rowdy Roddy Piper! Say hi to Wade Boggs for us!


Kqtawes

Again, Wade Boggs is very much alive.


Charly__Hunt

In our hearts he is


Last-Revolution1080

Ok so Luther was in my butt and Da Maniac was in my mouth. Then Luther was in Da Maniac’s butt and then they finished on each other and I really wasn’t in the picture at that point….


Beltain1

And then Da Maniac went out and killed somebody


BeanZ48

"I was left out of the finale... then Da Maniac went and killed someone and... well that's all I know."


PcottySippen

This gold


DontBrainMyDamage

I was waiting for that comment, but it still made me wheeze laugh reading it.


Heart_of_a_Blackbird

My money is on Luther. He’s a dirty fighter, chopping heads off with stop signs.


2wugs

Did you hear he eats people? That's awesome


Original_Bet_9302

After raping them so hard the room stinks


SeekersWorkAccount

The man doesn't blink 😳


whoadwoadie

Between the drug habits of independent wrestlers at the time, especially ECW, and Luther’s career in the later 20th century, Luther may very well have sold Da Maniac some nose clams.


faux_shore

No no, Da Maniac is Bens dad


BuddayBinko

Nah not anymore


Radiant_Incident4718

Yeah, I don't love him. I don't love him *at all*


jarboxing

Da maniac don't fight in the ring no more, but sometimes he still fights with the demons in his mind.


Sammisuperficial

In Da ring Da Maniac wins. Luther wins the street brawl.


tbrotschemseerer

his mania is not confined to the ring


MonsignorJabroni

I'm disappointed The Manic points don't include: Kids... Nah, not anymore.


DankHooligan

Da Maniac would kill Luther outright. Dude won’t pay a $15 co-payment but enjoys blood.


bartthetr0ll

A cricket and trashman dynamic duo would take them any day


gatafabulosa

I feel like they might could work as a tag team


PcottySippen

Luther definitely has a finishing move that the world is not ready to see.


Theborgiseverywhere

Depends, if it’s a fair fight, Maniac. Prison rules, Mr McDonald wins


chzygorditacrnch

Luther was in my butt and they finished off on each other. I wasn't involved in the climax


possiblyukranian

You know he kept calling you the n word earlier?


Skytraffic540

“Oh you have kids, Maniac? -“…….nah.. not anymore.” -“what the hell did he kill his kids or something?


ayywusgood

Maniac: Will enter a frenzied state and beat your ass over 15 dollars.


dr_bluthgeld

Maniac no diff


jms21y

maniac. he is legit a maniac plus he keeps razor wire in his car.


DornsFacialhair

His mania is NOT confined to the ring!


_magnetic_north_

Luther beheaded someone with a stop sign … Allegedly


Fluffy-Expert6860

It was Eduardo Sanchez


_magnetic_north_

Don’t be a rat


Expensive_Editor_244

Da Maniac in his prime is one thing. The version we see has a lot of rage, but is a little too ‘out of it’ to defend against Luther’s pure laser-focused ruthlessness. I mean, he chopped off a dudes head with a fuckin stop sign, and you know he did it with nothing but a steely eyed grimace and a grunt


Cityplanner1

One has no son. The other doesn’t have any kids any more


guiltycitizen

I’m going with the guy with a bucket of chestnuts in his car/house, gets greased up before he fights, and can outwork a stupid bird’s pyramid scheme


ZynnersAndSaints

Maniac all day, he love you guys like his own kids


CherimoyaSurprise

Da Maniac is probably all juiced up on Invigaron. But Luther has access to prison meth I'm sure. So...hard call. I guess I'd go with Luther. Da Maniac seems kind of tired of, like, life in general.


Adventurous-Emu-4439

Is it an organised fight or ambush? Da manic would win an organised fight, luther is a stone cold killer predator style who would win if he ambushed da maniac, da maniac couldnt ambush luther, hes just too maniacal.


TinyTitFetish

The trash man!


Kid_evil666

Da maniac


swizzle213

Da Maniac: used to have kids but not anymore


BeanZ48

Luther never blinks 👀


dgj130

He'd *allow* the Maniac to complete in order to show dominance


nurumon

that's just a bucket of chestnuts


PooSham

It would make a pretty good episode if it turned out they were companions.


SomeGuyGettingBy

They’re finished when it’s over and it’s over when they’ve finished.


newaccountnumber82

Do you think Charlie’s mom will be left out of the grand finale


So-What_Idontcare

It just hit me how much Luther really does look like Mac.


Haredevil

You: Luther vs. Da Maniac Me: Luther x Da Maniac


Traditional_Bad_4589

Which one decapitated a man with a stop sign?


Vera_98

*killed and eaten Can't forget that


abatkin1

This is a stupid post. Rowdy would fuck Luther up so bad. Never speak ill of the piper.


Infrequent-Look9411

Luther would be the power bottom. He generates a tremendous amount of power from the bottom.


BalkeElvinstien

They'd probably just bang


JuiceyTaco

They would end up inside each other, I hope there aren’t any stop signs around. RIP The Piper


Kraxnor

This is a tough one. Luther is a stone cold killer who eats people but da maniac is a legitimate maniac.


Mirinya

Can't happen. Roddy Piper died years ago.


TankTexas

You’re great at parties arnt ya?


Mirinya

I always bring coke.