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cuntsaurus

The waiter guy in that one episode was funny


Appropriate-Emu123

Must I remember every man that I’ve seen fall into a plate of spaghetti?!


gonfr

You mean the HR from the company mac and charlie worked as mailmen once?


cuntsaurus

CAROL! CAROL! THERE IS NO CAROL IN HR


VinceVaugnsPants

Not only do all those people exist, they’ve been wondering where their mail is


DstinctNstincts

That’s all they’re talking about up there


BeanZ48

Well don't worry Mac, we're not gonna get fired..... we've already been fired. But I took those letters and mailed em half way to Siberia!


that-vault-dweller

Hooly shit It is him, I'll be dammed


Blumpkin4Brady

The bloopers from that scene are great. He delivered his lines so well that Charlie and Rob couldn’t stop laughing. They had to make him a recurring character after that Edit: [bloopers](https://youtu.be/d4bqzJ_D4yI?si=X-I6IVJz0eYZjTai)


BeanZ48

They also had no idea what was on that resume, so they were hearing it for the first time from him, nailing the delivery of the info 🤣 most of that scene was improv and I love it so much.


Blumpkin4Brady

That’s fun to know


Blumpkin4Brady

There a certain thing that you cannot have control over sir


farroshus

Who?


Thomass_____

I have no idea who you’re talking about


RTHouk

I literally have no memory of who you're talking about. Are we as fans just supposed to remember every single insignificant servant that serves the gang spaghetti?


BlueWolf934

Who? I've never seen that character before.


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cuntsaurus

I've never seen that man before in my life again.


Longjumping_Arm_7626

Honestly, I thought they were going to have a follow-up episode with Niki and Alexi, because they said we'll be here one year from today but it never happened. Lol


RedBullRyan

Iirc that episode shot and aired in 2019, so the "one year later" was during covid. Works as an in universe as well as an out of universe explanation


Bean_Storm

Yeah well, Charlie and Frank don’t have the attention span to wait that long


PretzelsThirst

Yeah it’s entirely possible that they did come back but by then they had moved past it


Inner-Recognition757

They came by the apartment but Frank and Charlie were off doing their mask and hair dye businesses.


PretzelsThirst

Yeah there’s a letter or email there somewhere they disregarded entirely. Either intentionally thinking “who cares about those guys” or not even seeing it at all


mr-mafesto

maybe as the series finale they will do like seinfeld and bring back all the people that they've screwed over and Nikki and alexi could be helpful witnesses.


Ok_Egg332

Maybe it's a reference to Before Midnight, and the next episode with them will be 7 years apart..(?)


Ok-Acanthaceae-5327

I saw it exactly as a before midnight reference


Upbeat-Squirrel

sometimes, things just sorta, end


Sanchopanzoo

Maybe they are still searching for them in Philly


[deleted]

It’s only been like 2 seasons since that happened, it’s still possible


GnosisRa

Jan!! The European anonymous sex room mate ✌️


discocoupon

"Uh oh uh oh uh oh"


GnosisRa

🙈✌️


Angry_Walnut

🤜🏻🐍


Greengiant304

I have a theory that Jan never really existed. He was just the manifestation of Dennis disassociating because Charlie and Mac faked their deaths and went into hiding without including him. Dennis just acted odd and spoke in a vague Eastern European accent for a few days, and the rest of the gang just went along with it because Dennis is a psycho. It took the glory hole incident with Frank to snap him out of it, then Dennis expelled Jan, never to be spoken of again.


Sea_Structure_8692

It was too coincidental that a European dude just shows up after he talked about Europeans leading the way sexually so I think you’re on to something here


cuntsaurus

Didn't he put an ad out somewhere for multiple women as roommates?


Sea_Structure_8692

He did put out an ad. Think about it this way, if you put out an ad for a roommate, how likely would it be that someone who’s very identity is just being a European version of Dennis that conveniently shows up when Dennis mentions Europeans being at the forefront of sexual exploration.


cuntsaurus

I've moved past it.


GreasyExamination

Then he tricked frank to ze glory hole and appeared there himself...


Greengiant304

He was wearing another man's skin.


MortgageRegular2509

ZE GLORY HOLE!!!! 🗣️🤚


MisterTruth

Which means either Jan is real or the gang just played into Dennis's Jan delusion.


GnosisRa

I love this!


ArsonHoliday

This is hilarious and is now canon for me.


BeanZ48

Lmao I love this theory..


YippieKayYayMrFalcon

I like this by zee way. This is a sveet duster.


fishman15151515

“Americans are so uptight”


Maverick916

You like zis I like zis


CaptConstantine

Vhat gave it avay?


tiny_buttonss

He appeared in the live podcast in Philly last year!


Charlie_Brodie

Ruby Taft starts stalking Charlie and now she is to Charlie what Charlie was to the waitress


Frost-Folk

That would be amazing


False_Providence

![gif](giphy|XHvS2R99AiDDuBgBE3|downsized)


MortgageRegular2509

Plus, more Alexandra Dadarrio


Frost-Folk

It would great to see those two on screen together again. Plus, it would be cool to see Charlie and Alexandra together again


AcidaliaPlanitia

![gif](giphy|3ohzdLNnnJjCr4wmZ2)


twallner

It would be amazing if they went all out in making Alexandra D look as disgusting and deranged as possible.


HailToTheKingslayer

They could make a seperate series about it. Call it *Infant Elk* or something.


RibertarianVoter

It took me until Ep 4 to realize Baby Reindeer wasn't a comedy.


AbuBenHaddock

Charlie and the Stalk-asaurus


Bean_Storm

Let’s be honest Abby could be part of the gang


Greengiant304

Abby would be nearly drinking age by now. Maybe her and her friends want to hit up a dive bar in south Philly for her 21st bday and end going to Paddy's Pub.


twallner

It’d be better if she targeted Dennis exactly, using her looks to get into the bar for alcohol, then revealed who she was, that she was underage, and blackmailed Dennis into doing things in her life that he finds uncomfortable (anything in which he is expected to be her father since he keeps calling himself young). Then at the end she reveals she was actually 21 the whole time. Edit: And then calls him a bitch. Edit2: It’d likewise be funny if the whole time he continued to mentioned that he was golden god and at the very end she said something like “I see no god. Only a golden bitch.”


Federal-Commission87

I looked up the actress... she's 19 now and does a couple shows for Nickelodeon. Her name is Jayden Bartels


RIOTS_R_US

She's a whole-ass Tiktok/Youtube star. My wife recognized her in the episode from her voice and we went down the rabbit hole and discovered all that. Would be awesome to have her back


Upbeat-Squirrel

imagine Dennis reaction when she shows up... this would be great.


TastySpermDispenser2

She should come back as an adult and DENNIS dennis.


Upbeat-Squirrel

oh m g yes


ArsonHoliday

Idk if the jabronis frequent Reddit but you should submit this to them mostly because it’s a great premise and I wanna see it


Cash4Duranium

DB (dumpster baby) I really want an episode where DB is looking for the people who saved his life only to have a serious "never meet your heroes" disillusionment


NedWretched

Oh my god, this would be INCREDIBLE


ABenGrimmReminder

He’d be an adult next year, so it would line up great for next season. Edit, the story: Dennis becomes deeply self-conscious about his age after realizing it’s been 18 years since Mac and Dee found Dumpster Baby. Mac struggles with coming out to DB, believing that it will be a big deal; he’s dismayed DB’s banal acceptance. Dee criticizes every aspect of DB’s life, believing that she would have been a better mother than his adoptive parents were. Charlie believes that he and DB are “basically brothers” and engages in increasingly agressive “older brother” behaviour. Frank doesn’t recall DB, becomes suspicious that he’s pulling some kind of scam.


polymorphic_hippo

The nurse that would kill that little white boy and think nothing of it.


The12thDoctorRocks

How do I not remember this?


TSNenterprises

When Dee is giving birth and Dennis approaches the counter with on of his “Hammer of Thor” rants and she just walks away mumbling about how she could destroy him and not even think twice


The12thDoctorRocks

Ah yeah


TheDriestOne

So sayeth Thor!


polymorphic_hippo

Dee gives birth, hammer of Thor, weekend at Bernie's?


The12thDoctorRocks

Oh yeah. I forgot that he rarely calls on the Nordic gods


CalmerKinderKarma

Byron the trucker!! “Split me open like a coconut”


call_me_steve-o

It’s a real shame he died. Would’ve been great to see him again.


CalmerKinderKarma

Totally agree, I laugh just thinking about his scenes (especially Charlie’s expressions)


DstinctNstincts

NO TAKE BACKS BYRON


The_Fat_Man_Jams

The angel dust crew from Atlantic City


discocoupon

Don Cheadle.


KHanson25

What about Donovan McNabb shows up and blames the gang for injuring McPoyle, without his blocking he would’ve had a longer career


ryandmc609

https://preview.redd.it/gqyc9scu8c5d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=244e3453cd9ff67ab86d5d2ec5080d80b2d68794


Inedible-denim

The waterpark girl has to come back, anyone more diabolical than Dennis deserves a reprisal lol


Decent-Fly9497

💯


Nomahhhh

DB - Dumpster Baby. He'd be about 18 by the time they film it next season. Maybe he's really tan and models for a living.


sharksharkshart

Sinbad and Rob Thomas. "Dennis' Memoirs 2: Institution Boogaloo"


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RIOTS_R_US

Poor guy was so well-meaning. He'll probably never trust a stranger again


Chimchampion

I want to see Frank and Charlie finally find their happiness in life with these other 2. The way Alexi blows kisses at them from the bus is hilarious


vywell

Roxy Maybe she wasn't dead and someone found her in the hallway after they left and saved her life. Frank bumps into her and she's clean sober successful and speaks properly. She has no recollection of Frank or her past. The whole episode is Frank stalking her and trying different ridiculous things to get her to remember him causing her to slowly revert to her unspeakably crass crack whore self only to have them leave her for dead a second time at the end of the episode


niconicole123

Dennis Jr. is that kid ok?


DstinctNstincts

That’d be funny, like something happens with mom so Dennis has to take care of the kid for a bit and he’s just a child version of Dennis taking psychiatric notes in crayon talking about being a golden god and shit lmao


golden-god-bot

We're gonna follow our victim. And then we're gonna jump her. And then I'm gonna strangle her and you're gonna chop her into pieces.


DstinctNstincts

Good bot


golden-god-bot

[You're the one that's good.](https://i.imgur.com/3q0EQqS.png)


DstinctNstincts

LOL I love you


PNWNative1992

I want to see the rude guy who shushes back in the picture


Freeexotic

That man is dead. He's shushing people in heaven now.


DrFrankSaysAgain

The bus station in that episode was actually the Dunder Mifflin parking lot.  Which makes sense because Dennis is the Scranton Strangler.


EIochai

I know Da Maniac wasn’t technically a one-off, but I want to see him back on the show solely because that would mean Roddy Piper was still alive…


DstinctNstincts

A bucket of chestnuts? Is he foraging for his food??


Fragrant-Treacle7877

Mike Schmidt! Just don't tell his wife!


kiermehn

I wanna see the person who found Dennis’ phone in the last episode and has stolen his identity.


call_me_steve-o

Maybe, if that actually happened.


rustys_shackled_ford

Water park girl absolutely needs to come back and just mentally WREAK dennis.... again.


immense_selfhatred

The woman from the focus group was great! "f*ck man.. WHAT?" is stuck in my head ever since that episode.


Glad-Requirement6116

Nikki and Alexi for Charlie and Frank lol


RTHouk

DB (now grown as a model) the Taft family, Abby, Alexi and Niki, pepper jack making a random return was fun. Somehow if Roxy survived, it would be amazing to see her again. Dennis' family maybe. Carmen hasn't been in the show for awhile.


throjimmy

Tom Sizemore should come back and visit Mac with his family at the bar.


JLSMC

How? From the grave? Like as a ghoul?


throjimmy

He Dirac! Shoot, really liked his acting overall.


monkeymuscle1974

Jan from Europe


DM_me_UR_B00BZ_plz

Mr Belding


Pastylegs1

We don't see Mac's gay cousin since the first episode, that might be interesting to revisit.


StrangeClothes

That just made me realise that Mac has 2 gay cousins (RIP Country Mac), as well as being gay himself


DstinctNstincts

That’d be funny if there was a dialogue exchange between the two with Mac mentioning something about coming out of the closet and his cousin says how he always knew he was gay, keeping up with the theme that everyone knew Mac was gay before Mac did lol


Maverick916

You like zis I like zis


verygoodfertilizer

A lone booger to the arm isn’t nearly the comeuppance At Capacity guy deserved for getting the best of the gang. Bring that bozo back so they can show him the real meaning of class.


thYrd_eYe_prYing

He had me at “gash”, Charlie.


Upbeat-Squirrel

i guess the lawyer isnt a one off, but still id kill for another lawyer episode. missing Pondy as well


BxSpatan

Pepper 🌶ack should make an appearance at least once a season


xlitawit

Really sad Roxy is dead. That lady was so fucking funny. "Shut up baby-dick."


WhirledNews

Psycho Pete


EngineerWarm8990

Alexandria daddario as Ruby Taft alongside the journalist who they kidnapped after he have them a bad review. The episode would feature him documenting her fall from grace after interacting with the gang.


Heisalsohim

Who was that comedian from Dennis erotica episode?


That_1-Guy_-

Sinbad


Heisalsohim

Right. Him


Maverick916

You like zis I like zis


Universal_Abundance

I feel like Nikki and Alexi were meant to return but then the pandemic happened so they couldn't return to the same spot 1 year later


sineofthetimes

Country Mac....oh, wait. Never mind.


Lastilaaki

The guy whose shit you don't touch, who doesn't touch your shit.


Alpha_Delta310

Cuts back to the ending of Franks pretty woman, Roxy gets up and is just fine and the gang catches her several years later whorein in some alley lol


stormfox222

I’m realizing so many one off characters are dead by the end of the episode, Roxy, the shush guy, Country Mac


DoctorMelvinMirby

Dennis would totally try to bang that girl now.


That_1-Guy_-

I kinda assumed that’s how they would introduce her. She would seduce Dennis to steal something of his


Harvey-Danger1917

She marries him and divorces him in the same day, takes half of Paddy’s Pub, dies in a freak toilet bowl accident.


That_1-Guy_-

After Maureen I doubt Dennis is going to jump into another shotgun marriage any time soon


Harvey-Danger1917

Yeah but she’s got crack


Thisguysaphony_phony

I’d like to see the frat guys the poisoned in season five get back at them with some petty shit and ramp up the gang to retaliate


areyoubored21

Donovan McNabb aka Elvin from the Cosby show


Empty-Interaction796

Dancing guy