Those kids deserved it tho

They had it coming.

Unironically

Yeah, I don't see how this is cited as prime evidence that they're bad people when there are so many other worse options to choose from. We still have no idea what the casualty rate was at Risk E. Rat's Pizza.

Eh. But you can do whatever you want at Risk E. Rat's.

Seriously.

Rock flag and eagle, right Charlie?

He's got a point.

They only had themselves to blame.

If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it

Right they shouldn’t be vaping at their age!

I like that it’s a homage to Sonny Corleon giving Carlo a beating.

They had it coming and maybe were taught a valuable lesson they can share with children some day too

Except the one Charlie definitely killed, of course

Seriously wtf lol, Charlie really left no doubt there.

Just bashin' another rat for Charlie lmao

Teaching the youth oh Phill life lessons.

Cracking an egg of knowledge

He wrecksthem

"Nah, fuck them kids."

"yeah we totally killed those kids"

Not all of them, just the one. Charlie says "I think I killed a kid" (referencing the one he beats on top of the car and then kicks/stomps repeatedly) and Mac replies something like "He did, I saw it, that kid was dead!" before Dennis hushes them, because after all, they're in the Range Rover and Rick Astley is playing, so it doesn't matter and everything is okay.

lol, I just noticed for the first time, Mac beats up the rest of them, and Charlie just focuses on that ONE kid. Every scene flip is from Mac chasing a different kid to Charlie wailing on that same one, hahaha

Do not diddle kids.

older than my daughter, younger than my wife

No, you're thinking of Dee.

In her defense, the Range Rover had her when she banged that one kid. Thus proving that Dennis is the gang's Frodo. Only he can carry the awesome burden of the Range Rover, the Ultimate Finisher Car.

The Blue Book value, I'll give you double. Now go... the transaction is complete, so begone from me, you soyboy beta cuck.

yeah those kids had that s*** coming!

But actually though, street kids know they're practically invulnerable to the law. A straight up off the books beatdown is all you can really do, though you might be capped for it but.....

Favorite part about this is Mac is spreading the love around while Charlie, after checking one kid into the car, spends the rest of the scene just mercilessly beating on a single kid.

The check is the best part of that scene. It's so satisfying every time.

The stunt person sold the fuck out of it. Got absolutely demolished on that door

Yeah but that blonde little cunt kid jumped on Charlie’s back and had his arms around his neck. He was clearly the biggest threat because he didn’t try to run away like the rest of those pussy shitlings

It's the Charlie rage. Look at what he did to Santa after all.

It’s not that they are the least horrible, it’s they are the most dumb. So they get a bit of a pass. Dennis and Dee know what they are doing is horrible from the start.

Plus, Dennis has definitely murdered someone, it's not a high bar to be better than him

There is no evidence of that.

The dude was absolutely ready to murder the waitress in the serial killer episode

Wanted and wanted for questioning are two very different things.

He's simply a person of interest in most of those cases.

Of course he is. He’s a Interesting person.

He was so dejected when he realized that Dee had not also planned for that.

He just had to switch gears, like with the golf caddy

He was ready to see how far he could go.

Being "wanted" and being "wanted for questioning" are two very different things.

[удалено]

That wasn't a dude, it was a leprechaun he captured

Stop drinking paint Charlie

Well yeah but she was a *cat lady*

I mean, why else would he need his tools?

Yeah, Charlie is borderline feral lol. So a lot of the time he’s just dangerously oblivious. Ruby Taft however, that was a whole other level.

I feel like Charlie's intelligence basically just takes a nap most of the time because his motivations don't call for using it. Like with 'Charlie Work', he clearly knows how to run a bar and the pertinent health regulations involved with it but that all flies out the window the second the squeeze isn't on. And Charlie's day-to-day aspirations are so prolifically low-bar that he operates of 5% of his brain most of the time while the other 95% is pickling in some blend of industrial chemicals, booze, and sepsis.

BECAUSE DENNIS IS A BASTARD MAN

Didn’t we find out that Dee got that way from a bad TBI while roller skating?

Charlie may have killed a kid

"May have". Dee admits to burning a bitch in college.

You light one bitch on fire and everybody freaks out.

“I’LL BURN YOU LIKE THE LAST BITCH WHO CROSSED ME!” is one of my favorite lines from Dee, can’t remember which episode it’s from right now.

I think it's the one where Dennis and Dee try to buy a gun and Charlie and Mac try to train the school kids to be security. I can't remember the episode name but I think it was season 8.

[Gun Fever Too: Still Hot](https://itsalwayssunny.fandom.com/wiki/Gun_Fever_Too:_Still_Hot), S9E2. >*So anyway, I started blasting.*

lol I think it’s from gun fever

You just made my list. 🫵

Your list!? 🤨

Down to the box springs

Dee banged a teenage kid (in this very episode just before the fight scene). I argue that Dee is the much more horrible human, unironically.

I don't think you can say banging a teenager is as bad as killing a child, man. America has some pretty fucked up views about sex, but even here the latter is considered much worse.

Plus she didn't realize it was the son, she thought she was banging the strapping young husband.

Well, Charlie says he *thinks* he killed a kid. Not sure. Kicking ass is not the same as killing. But you're right.

She was gunna bang that kid at prom to

yeah? well... uh... Filibuster!

“I may have killed a kid” “He did, I saw”

That's just living out your dreams

Former teacher. This scene was incredibly cathartic.

Err, how did you end up a former teacher?

Let's just push past it

Nah...not anymore.

Beating up kids is badass

So you think justice is horrible? Sounds like you live in Give Up America.

ROCK FLAG AND EAGLE

You've got a point

Anytime you’d like to stab me would be great.

Charlie has proven time and time again that if he's the least horrible, it's merely because he doesn't have control over anything. As soon as he gets a modicum of power in any way he shows his true colors and is as bad as any one of them

He’s just a bit hweary is all.

To be fair he ***was*** poisoned by his constituents.

Entire generations of rats have died at his hands, after all.

Let's not forget about the leprechaun

You're in the wrooooooonnnnggg basement

Or the time he really wanted to chop some cats.

Aaaawwww yaaaaa!! Let's chop cats let's chop cats!!

Well no. We're going to save the cats before they get chopped. That's the whole point.

Or when him and mac used to bash the dogs to peices

🎶 Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right 🎶

Well wellll, if it isn't the Soiled Fool..

I was just glancing at War and Peace. Let me tell you, I side with Shakespeare when it comes to brevity.

Counterpoint: He had the cruelest intentions of them all

Which is why he banged her s bunch of times...

That’s part of the reason I think Mac is the least bad, Mac consistently shows love to people around him even though that love is rarely returned. Mac does immoral stuff more often than Charlie but it’s usually just Mac being an ignorant asshole, when Charlie does something immoral it’s usually pretty bad.

I’m okay with it.

Charlie shoved coke into Cricket's mouth, likely kicking off Cricket's raging addiction issues and destroying what little bit of humanity Cricket had been able to hang onto after he left the priesthood.

Yeah but Cricket is just a street rat, so it doesn't count.

Woof woof baby

At least someone's banging my vagina know what I'm saying?

Gobble gobble

It’s not his fault, he was born this way.

He's not really a trustworthy control group. I mean, you know, he's sort of subhuman at this point.

Wasn't he always subhuman?

He was born this way 🙏

Classic addict mentality. Always someone else's fault

What’s wrong with that? Those kids had it coming.

Falls under bashing nerds

Iasip fans like to think Charlie is some innocent, hidden genius and not a paint drinking lunatic

Do you also hate Batman because he doles out vigilante justice? Fuck them kids

Batman didn’t get turned into anything, he just likes bats

It's about a grown man who runs around in a bat costume? These are academy award nominated films.

This is the least horrible thing anyone could do

I think this just helps their case honestly

"What you gonna do about it?"

Nothin'. Yeah.

This scene is so fucking iconic

The comedic value of two adults just kicking the everloving shit out of some bully kids isn't utilized *nearly* enough in modern television.

If beating children is wrong I don’t wanna be right 😤😤😤

Brilliant scene!

Both this post and the comments reinforce a theory I have about these wonderful agents of chaos: They are so completely outrageous that it’s easy to forget just how outrageous they are. They didn’t just brutalize those kids. Remember? They stone-cold murdered at least one of them. For me, it was like the Thanksgiving episode where I completely forgot that Dennis locked those poor saps in there to burn to death.

What's horrible about dispensing justice?

12 year old boys are probably the demographic most deserving of a beat down

Builds character. They did those kids a favour.

Have you met a 12 year old? They're awful

In the words of Wayne from Letterkenny: "I don't give a shit about your kids"

They deserved it 100%. Charlie and Mac are heros!

Fuck them kids

Justified

I'm failing to see what they did wrong here. Bullies should be put in their place for the benefit of everyone.

Anyone arguing that any member of the gang is less horrible than the others has lost the plot.

Shut up jebroni those monster totally deserved it

so whats your point dumbass

They were just standing up to bullies tho.

Thank you for reminding me of the time they were completely justified.

Charlie also wants kids to taste his cream pies

I mean they did steal that bike. Most of the other gangs antics are against completely innocent people.

Easier options to take revenge.

Charlie is the only one of the gang with any shred of good in him.

They've been throwing rocks at cats for years, man

Well they were the ones who stole it

They had it coming, little pricks

Each of those little shits deserved it. Probably never stole anything ever again.

This moved them away from horrible on my list.

Those little turds deserved it. Someone has obviously never been in Philly.

That scene was so great. Fuck them kids

if youve ever met a 12yo you would be on their side

You aren't helping your case, those kids clearly had it coming. If anything they did the world a favor.

What’s your point> They obviously had it coming

This. The scene that got me into it's always sunny. I saw it on YouTube and had to see the whole thing. Love children getting wrecked, could see it all day

FTK.

I love the way Charlie catches up with the one kid running away!

So satisfying though

No idea what you're talking about. Dennis has never done anything wrong ever

I don't get it, what's your point?

Justified

Screw those kids.

I was sort of with them on this.

Those kids needed a beating

What are you gonna do about it?

If you are going to teach your kids to be assholes, then expect the world to treat them like assholes.

Yeah... well, Dee banged a kid.

But they are kids from Philly so that wasn't brutal.

This is fine.

My most fav scene. Fuck dem kids!

They really had it coming

We're gonna get so hard! We're going to rape you till the room stinks

those little shits were being raised by a bully to be bullies and theives, charlie and mac might have given them the most important life lesson they'll ever get

Prolly one the funniest scenes ever.

Those kids were assholes

In their defense, the kids were major assholes

What are you gonna do about it?

Man, fuck dem kids.

I don’t see the problem

What are you going to do about it?

Just doing what those kids dad's didn't do.

Did those kids a favor.

Those punk bitches had it coming. I see no fault here. Also, why shouldn't we hit children?! What have they ever paid in taxes?!?!

Charlie literally was about to torture a tied up little person lol

There was nothing horrible about beating up those kids. It will make them better people.

Those kids had it coming, TBH

Fuck them kids

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I still think Dee turning Cricket from a fine upstanding man of the cloth into an outright street rat is the pinnacle.

What episode is this?! Asking for a friend.

We're kind of grading on a curve here

Justice delayed by 30 years is still Justice.

Those were really shitty kids though.

The one fight Mac wins in the entire series

Fuck them kids.

it's still a relative statement that is basically irrefutable.

Did you consider perhaps the kids just had a bad vibe?

They deserved it.

They’ve done lots of horrible things, but this isn’t one of them. Those kids fucked around and found out. You love to see it.

most relatable thing they've ever done

I don't understand how that's horrible.