''Thats the end. Doesnt have to be a whole big thing every single time, you know?, Thats life, thats just how-how shit goes. Sometimes things just sort of, end''
"Given (her)... nontraditional life choices, (she was) surprisingly well-adjusted."
Because only people who *know* will understand that that actually means I'm a big ol' Charlie sized mess of a person.
Considering my first name, I think I’d have to go with “Flush that turd down the drain!”
But only a little later that episode, this could work:
“Well, I don’t know how many years on this Earth I got left. I’m gonna get real weird with it. Meanwhile, block the wind while I roast this bone.”
“She incorporated a bun in the lovemaking. She took the-the... the dough and rolled it up into a ball, and then she... And we were going berserk. She loves that kind of stuff, and I-I... I admit I do, too.” - Frank Reynolds
What is your spaghetti policy here?
Death and tombstones are so sad.
I'll be gone, and that can't be undone, so I'd like those unaware of IASIP to be confused, then laugh when they Google it. For IASIP lovers, a reason to smile or laugh in a cemetery may be a welcome surprise.
It was pretty good, it was alright, it wasn't great. But it was fine.
Fiiiine
And I knew it was going to be fine, because I knew if I faltered, he would be there to catch me
That was for me!?
"He got real weird with it"
Perfection
This is the one
“Suicide is badass!”
Dark, love it.
He jumped you guys the day is over. It looked badass.
If here by now, then bad place be, trouble times for you when he comes.
*heat comes
Also works!
What do now?
This is my go to subject heading when emailing my boss 😂
This is the best non-Devito option
They got chicken in Philly?
So Doooo
Died after eating some bad pussy
P-p-pp-p-ppu-pu-pppuss-pp-p-pussy!
You just made yourself the head of the suit!
Everybody's dyin', bitch.
Let's get you some fruit!
This is legit my favorite Mac line from the whole show.
Holy shit you might actually be onto something here
Man I miss old Mac. He had so many great lines
"Move past it"
Yep. that's the one.
Deep
“I don’t need your trophies or your gold. I just want to tell you all go fuck yourselves.”
Ohhh-ho shiit!
Is he spitting?
Is that the sign?
We're spitting
https://preview.redd.it/defheatqbv6d1.jpeg?width=203&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eec3e4f438b083004bab0a48a9744d7c31eac3ee
Yeah, I botched it.
Life, ya know
Ohhhhh, BOTCHED TOE
A man lives and then dies, why are we having this conversation
Objectively best answer lol
"You must excuse me, I've grown quite whear-rah"
Where do I put my feet?
Dee, his feet?
It doesn't make a GOD damn difference
😂 perfect
Why is everyone asking this??
''Thats the end. Doesnt have to be a whole big thing every single time, you know?, Thats life, thats just how-how shit goes. Sometimes things just sort of, end''
🎶 All Night Long 🎶
"Given (her)... nontraditional life choices, (she was) surprisingly well-adjusted." Because only people who *know* will understand that that actually means I'm a big ol' Charlie sized mess of a person.
You’re very comfortable in your own skin, which is good, because you have a lot of skin
And some of her teeth.
But not all of them?
They probably never did a bad thing in their life
And we’ll make a tradition out of it.
“What is happening?”
🫶
Barnabas Reynolds DOB - too soon
Drink Wolf cola.
$CAMMIN
“Just throw me in the trash.”
I had a medical bracelet like that.
I have one that I wear daily.
This is essentially my grans view on what her funeral should be and I always think of this line. She’s dark but practical 😂
Props to grans for not supporting the absolute *racket* of funerals. Truly embodying Frank’s spirit and I’m totally for it.
Through God all things are possible, so jot that down…
“I’ve been poisoned by my constituents!”
"Where's our Goddamn Bible?!"
Later boners
I like to bind, I like to be bound
What is your spaghetti policy?
You serviced me like no other hoor ever did. Not only my crank, but my heart.
“Oh shit. That bitch is dead.”
“Separate entirely”
"I can go lower."
I ate all the pizza, and I drank all the beer.
I love how he emphasizes "ate" but then "I" instead of "drank" 💀
I haven't even begun to peak!
Would you like an egg in these trying times?
Something tells me I'm going to be here for a loooong time.
"I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds" 🪦 "Be gone, vile man! Be gone from me!" also works for when family and friends visit
When you’re dead, you’re dead.
"He died from eating some bad ppppussy."
Wildcard bitches!
I don’t have a bucket list because I’m not dying.
Toss me in the trash
Fill me up with cream
"I'm dug in, and I'll never change." My husband and I say this all the time, plus it just makes sense for the situation!
Last words: “We could get crack from Roxy!”
I'm gonna get real weird with it
Rip wade boggs
Again... he's very much alive
Okaaay, Bosss Hogg!
"make the world your clam"
Here lies a Five Star Man, a Golden God
IT'S FETISH SHIT, I LIKE TO BIND! I LIKE TO BEEEEEE BOUND! THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT, DON'T ASK ME QUESTIONS! I'M NOT TAKING QUESTIONS!
"I don't know what's going on *in* here but for the record I'm *into it*."
…and then it just sort of ends.
“Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither.” Why you ask. Well. Me neither
The Maniac loves you
I ain't got time for this friggin shit Because I'm dead
Considering my first name, I think I’d have to go with “Flush that turd down the drain!” But only a little later that episode, this could work: “Well, I don’t know how many years on this Earth I got left. I’m gonna get real weird with it. Meanwhile, block the wind while I roast this bone.”
You can’t say that and then just not explain what your first name is
Fullonrapist
Goddamn bright out here
“He ate stickers all the time, dude!”
"Your girl got her guts pumped last night"
So do
of course it would be with class, you think I'm not gonna die with class
POLLEN?! I wasn’t told there was to be pollen today.
Just to be clear, I don’t give a shit
"Never diddled kids."
“He was the original.”
I haven't even begun to peak
Lionel the Lion.
As we all know, Lionel could be a bit of a curmudgeon.
“Have you been drinking paint?”
I'm around it, lights on
Should have thrown me in the trash
“I touched your asshole!”
Dead Air
Tighter than dickskin
Sometimes, uh, dogs die.
Terrible. Take a lap.
Everyone’s dying bitch, let’s get you some fruit.
Given the fact I’ve had some health issues including 3 kidney transplants… “ I botched it… life, ya know. “
Wolf Cola - it's the right cola for closure.
Derivative
Eat me, bang me. I don't care, I'm dead!
“What are you looking at Dick Nose?”
This is a sweet duster
I got real weird with it.
"The car was going too fast. I was going too fast."
“Well first of all through the power of god anything is possible so jot that down”
It’s not the clams!
YOU UNZIPPED ME
"Block the wind, I'm gonna roast this bone."
2005 - Too soon
“I have a bleached asshole”
"I had a touch of consumption"
A man lives and a man dies!
"I got real weird with it."
"BEAK!"
“……..dead aiiiir”
“I haven’t even begun to peak. And when I do peak, you’ll know”
Which considering the circumstances is ominous and terrifying.
" She was a good whoor."
Champion of the Sun.
Laughs are cheap, I'm going for gasps.
"So anyway, I started blasting"
I can go lower!
She's as dead as disco!
You gotta make it Sexy. Hips and Nips!
Later boners.
He died because of the implication
If they died it was more than an implication of danger. "So these women are in danger!"
Are you hurting women?
Throw me in the trash
I didn’t cum in your burrito!
"We're crab people now." It never fails to make me laugh
They implied they wanted to whack us all off!
Somebody throw me in the trash!
"Never spoke much but he had his own touch buzzing around that hive I the sky, yellow jacket" (not hawkey cus it's not my name) "we bid you goodbye"
“Through God all things are possible, so jot that down.”
"It burns! It burns! It burns!"
"Goddamnit Frank"
Anyway, I started blasting…
“She incorporated a bun in the lovemaking. She took the-the... the dough and rolled it up into a ball, and then she... And we were going berserk. She loves that kind of stuff, and I-I... I admit I do, too.” - Frank Reynolds
"I'm a man cheetah"
Suicide is badass
"Do not go near the pool drain no matter how good you might think they feel on your butt"
“Yeah, I botched it…Life you know? Ol’ BP had a good run though.”
Seize the god damn gap!
I was poisoned by my constituents.
“I swallowed apple seeds”
WILDCARD, BITCHES! YEE-HAH!
“I am untethered, and my rage knows no bounds!”
What is your spaghetti policy here? Death and tombstones are so sad. I'll be gone, and that can't be undone, so I'd like those unaware of IASIP to be confused, then laugh when they Google it. For IASIP lovers, a reason to smile or laugh in a cemetery may be a welcome surprise.
Gangly, uncoordinated bitch
“You know what it is, bitch”
Hips and nips baby
Here lies Tiger Woods.
I don't sink
"Spit-Roasted by Latin Kings"
"I love denim, and I love bangin' whoors"
SICKNESS BE GONE
If here now, then bad place be
"... Do not diddle little kids..."
Move past it...
SICKNESS BE GONE!
"You were a good hoor"
**Go for it, Go for it!**
Suicide is badass!
“She was a good whore”
Just throw me in the trash
“He’s gone! He’s gone!”
"he was a dick of a father"
This isn't over until I say it's over!