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thelovelyANON

*The third time?!* Either those guests were the stupidest people to ever walk into your hotel, or you're wearing the wrong work attire. :P


bahcodad

Clearly she needs pajamas and bedhair


MegC18

Definitely stupid.


TheFilthyDIL

Because *clearly* you are only a silly female pretending to work there, and the *real* employee is the *man.* /s


BabyCakes_Hotline

was honestly thinking this in the back of my head.


astraldreamer1

Exactly what I was thinking, they wanted to talk to someone with an appendage in their pants


TheFilthyDIL

Yup. We see it over and over. "I need to talk to the mechanic/computer guy/plumber/electrician. No, not you. Some *man* who knows what he's doing." I guess because *doing* and *dong* are only one letter apart?


The_real_Hive_Knight

Doing and dong got a chuckle outta me


lokis_construction

The dangling participle.....


TheCats-DogandMe

I envision a blinking arrow about 3 feet long by 1 foot wide hanging over your head pointing to you and the word “Check-in” above that on a ticker-type scroll screen…nah, it wouldn’t work. Never mind. Just got to put up with fools I guess. (Edited to correct spelling)


Easy-Constant370

No, the scrolling screen would be too confusing


Fit-Discount3135

What is the matter with people… Now I work retail and I know that even if I put out a sign that is 20 feet long and 20 feet tall pointing where the bathroom is in bright contrasting colors I will still have a customer ask me where the bathroom is. But seriously how dumb do you need to be…


BabyCakes_Hotline

i have people stand with their face 2 inches from the sign that says "sold out" and ask me if we have rooms for rent.


murakamine

I lost count of the amount of time i was asked while bartending, being behind the bar…… do you work here??? I mean…. No??? I just got lost on my way to the bathroom??? People are insanely lost and stupid. It’s dumbfounding!!


Lumpy_Marsupial_1559

You'll appreciate then the number of times I had to kick people out from behind the bar 🤦


arrived_on_fire

Maybe the lobby needs better signs to the front desk, if this happens regularly


SweaterUndulations

Silly you. Believing people read.


arrived_on_fire

Haha, good point! My silly optimism


Cthaza

Yeah if you work with the general public you'll realize that half of the people out there are less intelligent and situationally aware than a sea cucumber


WorthAd3223

Never underestimate the level of stupid customers are.


TnBluesman

P. T. Barnum said "You'll never go broke underestimating the intelligence of the public. " OK, that's paraphrased, but accurately.


Live-Aspect-9394

Not your problem if people are too stupid to notice the uniform.


spaced2259

Or the big sign


Maleficentendscurse

They are super moronic. I wish the guy would have said to them "how stupid are you the person behind the counter over there wearing the uniform works at this hotel not me in pajamas you doofus"


bahcodad

If it happens once, then it's on them. Twice, we'll call it a coincidence. Three times? Perhaps you need to look at yourself. I'm obviously kidding. Those people clearly don't have two braincells to rub together


AbbyM1968

Maybe they need an Orange Cat? r/oneorangebraincell 😁😃😄


Which_Bake_6093

Use a commanding voice. As low as you are able. Slightly louder than your indoor voice: “Good Morning! Please wait a moment. I will be with you Shortly.”


MarsupialLucky4785

They were just being lazy


East-Reaction4157

Do you work at a place that rents by the hour? If not those guest are idiots.


bmonksy

Third time this has *happened…