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AstrumFaerwald

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No-Industry-2980

This is the one lmao


AstrumFaerwald

I’ve been waiting to throw this one in the ring 😆


No-Industry-2980

This quote lives rent free with me


mdnalknarf

Now hold on a minute, sugar tits.


mush4brains

Everyone saw through that report. I even got that reward off those feminists.


shinyeevee13

That's a shithead of the year award


minijosh2007

Now get in there, and do some work, to do with computers!


8somethingclever8

COMputers


minijosh2007

It's almost if she doesn't know anything about computers


GoogleUserAccount1

What!?


juliunicorn314

This was the moment that I realised I was going to love this show


barium133

No! That’s not my hand!


dexterminate8

You beat me to it. This line lives rent free in my head


Wowawiewa

This one wins! Haha


juliunicorn314

Eh i feel like if it won for anything it should  have been H starting with "hold my hand"


GoogleUserAccount1

Nice screensaver.


Kenbob_PG

Ah crap beat me to it lol


DisguisedBearNikolai

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juliunicorn314

This is the one lol


moonstercookie

Now hold on a minute, sugar tits.


mush4brains

Negative One. Your word.


shitnae

YES!!


Awesumson

Nicer ambulances, faster response times, and better-looking drivers mean they’re not just the emergency services - they’re your emergency services


GoogleUserAccount1

G.O.A.T.


SpiderGuard87

Nice glasses! I'm sorry, they're not for sale


DIFierce

Not as nice as your Mum's!


juliunicorn314

Eh I mean the quote is either "Nice glasses""Not as nice as your mum's glasses!", or "I like your glasses""I'm sorry, they're not for sale"


SpiderGuard87

Yea I realised a few hours after I put it that I had combined two different ones. I was half asleep. Just go with "nice glasses" ?


GoogleUserAccount1

Haha(!)


Qoss_

Laugh all you want, they´re not for sale


Qoss_

Laugh all you want, they´re not for sale


juliunicorn314

Nearly at the station!


alisonlou

Matt Berry also uses this line in Snuff Box.


eddiegroon101

This is the only answer 🤣


mush4brains

No, they're havin a laugh.


mush4brains

Now the ball's over there. That man has it now. That's an interesting development. Maybe he'll kick the ball. He has indeed and apparently that deserves a round of applause.


Such_Significance905

"No, Jen, I'm sorry. But the Elders of the Internet would never stand for it."


captain_sticky_balls

The Elders of the Internet?? The Elders of the Internet know my name?!


drcoconut4777

Now you have to give it to me


mush4brains

No, no, no Jen! It's infected! If this was a human being I'd shoot it in the face!


juliunicorn314

Not as nice as your mum's glasses!


Commercial-Bug4051

Number twos, leave me alone! Stop doing this, you’re always doing this, you’re making it go back in!


mush4brains

Not my usual cheery self at all.


Jayme_1870

"No, they're having a larrrf!" ![gif](giphy|yduLO9un5SsPjaxFUu)


juliunicorn314

'aving*


GoogleUserAccount1

But we're winning... (transcriber's note: we actually are)


Redmist2033

J should have been "Jen... Why are you drinking rohypnol"


ray-ae-parker

Not as nice as your mum's glasses!


lucy-fur66

Nude calendar


GrizabellaGlamourCat

...not a bloody window washer!


Puzzleheaded-Blood-3

No, it’s not for you Jen


Hello_there713

No Jen! I'm sorry, but the elders of the internet would never stand for it.


Think-Air-474

Nut jobs, I hope you're not including me in that.


the_darkener

NEVER GOING TO STOP CRYING!!!


GoogleUserAccount1

Not as far..!


Kenbob_PG

You WISH you saw that!


redkitten07

P definitely has to be Peter File


iluvstephenhawking

Only 2 more until PLOPPERS!


Chainsaw_Viking

P: “People…what a bunch of bastard.”


CleverPiffle

T = That's an interesting development.