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Betherealismo

How fuckin' fragile does one's masculinity need to be to lash out at a shoddily secured bike lane with a three ton vehicle...


ArmeniusLOD

But they could have put another lane there so I could speed around people doing 80 in a 35!


LovingNaples

Small minds derive pleasure from small things.


Ryoken0D

Randomly have one or two be solid concrete filled poles deep into the earth with no give at all.


Fibonoccoli

It's a big truck. Probably a bit too much for the shit for brains driving it to handle. Good excuse to lose a license


waterloograd

Probably a work truck too


XaqFu

Calling 911: "I'd like to report a child driving a white truck."


zerostar83

I see a self-centered person who sees this as an opportunity to use those pylons as a fun game. Like when I see my kid doing something that she shouldn't be doing, and I say "Is that a toy? No? Then leave it alone!"


Beginning-Knee7258

When you got that itch you just cant scratch


TheW83

One can only hope that his stupid actions caused some sort of damage to his vehicle. Maybe some wiring harness or connector got damaged.


DadJokeBadJoke

I accidentally hit one of these once in an Isuzu Imark at freeway speed and the force of the bumper hitting it made the top slap down onto the hood and it left a rectangular dent


Omegalazarus

Yeah I was going to say at freeway speeds those things can damage your car easily


nanitatianaisobel

I saw a car cross a line of those once and they pounded the front license plate off. I had to dodge it.


srandrews

I wonder how this operator of an ICE vehicle will recall this memory on his death bed, at a time where the world is suffering and everyone is using shared micro mobility in a last ditch effort to mitigate the climate catastrophe.


flight_fennec

Probably won’t cross his mind at all. Will be thinking of what crayons they can eat next.


ArmeniusLOD

What?


srandrews

I am able to provide any number of concise answers if you are able to ask a more specific question.


WanderingFlumph

ICE stands for internal combustion engine, basically a gas/diesel car


The_Real_MikeOxlong

Don’t lie, we’ve all had an intrusive thought like that


ToesocksandFlipflops

I was hoping to see this comment I 100% want to do this.


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All-Your-Base

You must construct additional ~~pylons~~ bollards!


Mattman425

Maybe he just likes the smacking sound at the front of his truck.