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obvs_typo

If you're gonna be dumb you better be tough


cereal7802

everyone tough till they are "bleeding from the eyes"


darrellbear

"Life is tough. It's even tougher when you're stupid"--John Wayne


elmz370

I know pepper spray is no joke but he was walking around like a little puss after acting so tough in the beginning.


[deleted]

Its why you never act tough. If you act like you're not tough and then do something badass then people will admire you. If you act tough but show you're actually a pussy then you will be the laughing stock.


[deleted]

Walk softly and carry a big stick.


Nutterbutters45

The motto to live by. I’d be way more petty than those guys. I’d be laughing saying fuck your water little girl


secret_kitten

Laughing my entire ass off 😂😂😂😂


Bussyboiii420

Only half over here


SmokeySFW

I'd have probably sprayed a good portion of the can into his car as he walked off. Fuck that dude, hopefully he learned a lesson that day.


OkieBobbie

I'd have parked his car somewhere where it would be towed away.


AnyEmploy

He already did that. The middle of the street is a great tow away zone


SmokeySFW

It's in the middle of the street, why even move it it's already in a tow-away zone?


Maleficent-Ad-6646

Just chuck his keys and spray him again when he starts looking for them.


CloseFriend_

You’d definitely be charged by that point and you’d face jail time for your anger issues. The threat was taken care of, you’re just lashing out with your emotions now. Obviously you’re only talking and you’d never do that shit irl tho


Godmodex2

That they kept on being nice to him might even have been a better lesson


[deleted]

The guy walking away refusing to help had the right idea. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. You’re prize for the day? Pepper spray to the dome!


House0fShadow

When you get knocked down, ya gotta get back up


MidnightRider24

He drinks a fuck-around drink, he drinks a find out drink. He sings the songs that remind him of the blind times.


defmute

I ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer but I know enough to know


jgodwinaz

I get knocked down, but I get up again You are never gonna keep me down He takes a pepper spray, he takes a face spray He runs around into cars that remind him of the good times (Oh Danny Boy, Danny Boy, Danny Boy)


GorillaCuntilla

Dude walked straight into the back of the RV 😂


Banyewestlover999

His walk was actually quite zesty if u ask me


[deleted]

More of a sashay than a walk at that point


MechanicalBengal

He Carlton walked himself straight outta there lmao


projektako

Definitely some shante too


Feeling_Employ_7164

This mfr said SASHAY I'm dying 😭😭😭


ThisFreakinGuyHere

He's got that same exact Andrew Tate "If I keep my torso perfectly straight people will believe me when I say I'm straight" walk.


dbx99

I AM AN ALPHA MALE ow this spicy deodorant hurts so much (crying)


rubes4588

Facts ! Lol so spot on hahaha


crosberries

You made me laugh out loud by describing his walk as quite Zesty. Thank you, needed that today


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TheAveSinistra

Id say saucy


NexusMaw

The pepper gives it a kick!


yoghurt_cap

One squirt and you're south of the border!


Rex_Lee

Fabulous, even


ThisFreakinGuyHere

I'm sure his girlfriend appreciates his excellent posture.


CrisbyCrittur

peppery. He got some pepper in his stepper.


ChuckOTay

*Yo mista White, you hear something?*


FocusExact5160

hahahahaha


[deleted]

This batch of chili-p is knockin bitch! Walter: I didn’t add any chili. Then what’s that smell?


[deleted]

“Oop”


CptKammyJay

Killed me.


Dean_Snutz

RV "Remotely Visible"


AlaskanRoofRat

Sounded like he was converting into a zombie back there


IA-HI-CO-IA

The very slight “eh” from the second camera man was great.


CakedayisJune9th

and the mustang


Big-red-rhino

And the van


daaangerz0ne

And my Axe (spray)


rokujoayame731

And the curb.


RebelliousInNature

It Curbed his Enthusiasm


TacoNomad

And his own car.


FTWStoic

"Oh, gaawwwdd!"


cdub951

Wonder if that envelope he dropped is important


[deleted]

I knew I couldn't be the only one thinking this. He's gonna get home and be like "where's my birth certificate?"


Nhughes1387

“Dropped the deed to a mansion I inherited from my late grandfather oh nooooo”


Glum-One2514

It was probably haunted anyway.


koviko

Free is free 🤣 Me and them ghosts just gonna have to find a way to get along


Armalyte

Currently accepting all deeds to haunted mansions. I’ve got my vacuum ready.


[deleted]

\*Oxy


Osmosith

in a point and click adventure, I'd pick it up


HerrMilkmann

"I can't use a rubber chicken with that!"


Specialist-Treat-396

That was the claim papers to pick up his inheritance from his long lost Nigerian prince uncle that he didn’t know he had and just emailed him out of the blue. He had just paid off all the handling and import fees and was on his way to his local airport to pick it up. That’s also why he got so upset with being recorded, because the email told him to divulge this to no one, or he won’t get it.


chetnixandflill

Dude's walk went full QWOP!


roymccowboy

He started walking around like a busy mom


NoNewFriends1738

First thing that ran in my head was that Hangover scene with the Chinese dude saying "SO LONG, GAY BOI"


T1AA

Put some respect on my man Mr. Chow's name.


Readyyyyyyyyyy-GO

This house is NOT going to clean itself


buzzkillichuck

POCKET SAND!


orangatang83a

Shi Shi Shaw!


goldzyfish121

King of the hill reference is top tier


Phayded

I lost it watching him somehow forgetting how his arm worked.


Josey_whalez

I’ve pepper sprayed probably like 50-60 people and seen a lot more than that get sprayed and that’s one of the worst reactions I’ve ever seen. Funny to see someone go from acting all hard like he was to this. That shit hurts though. Bad.


Dread_P_Roberts

Umm… **60**!? Ok, Mr. hotshot Josey_whalez! Out here casually dropping that he's a serial pepper sprayer, who's nailed 60 mofos!


Josey_whalez

For training purposes. They all knew it was coming.


Dread_P_Roberts

"Excuse me sir, but after 40 hapless victims, I think you've mastered the art of point and click with a pepper spray can." Josey_whalez: "NONSENSE!"


Osrs_shitter

Classic Josey move


Technical_Scallion_2

This guy pepper sprays


Cruiser729

Just so you know, comments like yours are what makes Reddit for me! You’ve made my day. I wish we could still give awards but you’ll just have to settle for my upvotes.


Dread_P_Roberts

Thanks homie. Your compliment means more to me than a pixel award anyway. 🤙


KhalidaOfTheSands

I don't know what they hit him with, but for Navy security forces training we get OC sprayed. It hurts. A lot. But we still have a course to do while we're "blind." I've never seen someone act like he did.


Shrapnail

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzI14Xiu_ek original vid with better audio, cant find it now but i know the guy once commented with the type of spray and it was pretty high end OC spray


SmallPurplePeopleEat

My older sister maced me once and it definitely sucked. But one time I bear sprayed myself inside my tent and it took about 4 hours before I could see again. Extremely debilitating. If I had to choose I'd definitely go with getting maced over bear spray.


EpicSteak

And this is why no one wants to tent with you.


SmallPurplePeopleEat

Lmao, that and the farting.


DesperatePerformer82

I skipped the first bit and I thought it was a guy on bath salts.


QueasyStudio7929

lol! Me too! 😂😂


SuperBirdM22

That guy earned what he got there.


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Procrasturbating

Ego got checked hard. That was satisfying. Instant FAFO moment.


Sped-Connection

Hey now! I’m way smarter than that guy


The_Aesir9613

Looked like a mall speed walking grandma 🤣


colin8651

People like this always think they want the police to come. You assaulted a person they pepper sprayed you. You are going into handcuffs if they come. “What now you arresting me, I called you!”


New_Simple_4531

On multiple cameras to boot.


Jewelhammer

This is why he didn’t hand his phone over for 9-11, that’s my guess at least


Slight_Armadillo_227

Without the extra hyphen, you're making this dude look even more shady.


Jewelhammer

Hah whoops. 911 I mean! Not the terror attack


Old_Tea_1782

9/11 was a national tragedy though


Athien

And I’m sure his defense will be “but I didn’t do anything”, but people forget the difference between assault and battery. You don’t have to touch someone to commit assault, this guy definitely committed assault and hopefully would be arrested if the cops came


EricFromWV

He committed battery, too. He struck an object being held by the victim. Anything held by the victim is considered an extension of their person. I.e., he did touch the person.


sameshitdfrntacct

Assault, battery, theft by force


Forsaken-Soft-1235

Whenever I watch this video, I go from “got what he deserved” to “man I really feel bad for the guy”, and the. The video restarts and I’m like “yea, he got what he deserved” lol


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It's because he turns into a bird that fell out of it's nest. I thought he was having an allergic reaction/seizure until he asked for water.


iamatwork24

I assure you, he was not having a seizure


ChromeWiener

I would have sprayed him again after gaining his trust and helping him sit on the curb.


LifeToTheMedium

Fuck this made me cackle


Prof_Aganda

"Give me your phone so I can call the ambulance and police" guy seemed like he was trying to screw him. 1. Who is gonna give you their unlocked phone? 2. Who wants to get stuck with an ambulance bill for a non threatening injury like this? If anything, call the milkman to get this guy a gallon of milk. 3. The last thing this guy needs is to have the cops involved. Now he's got an assault charge for grabbing a camera, which while clearly wrong didn't actually end up doing any damage except to himself.


PurpleDillyDo

Takes phone. Factory reset.


VaikomViking

Takes phone, change language to Chinese.


TacoNomad

He wanted to get the guy help and report the assault. Essentially have the guy tell on himself. But also better that he doesn't try to drive away too soon. Of course the other guy doesn't want an assault charge.


cbright90

Ok, Officer Satan, calm down.


morry32

its always amazing what a baby a man becomes when he can't bully people


Iknowthevoid

dude went full pinball.


notyouraverage420

Never go full pinball.


ScottyWestside

Unless it’s multiball


Barrrrrrnd

MMMMMMMMMMULTTIBALLLLL


Blabbit39

My dude has sprayed someone before and clearly will not hesitate to do it again. Most people when they spray will hold it and go ham and douse the target. Not out dude one little quick spray and done.


Earthling386

Sprayer was cool as a cucumber.


PretendBlueberry2035

He’s acting like he got him with nerve agent with all that flailing


ImpressoDigitais

Some people instantly lose control of their bowels when they catch a face full of pepper spray. And you don't know if you are one of those people until it happens. For this guy, his flee mechanism has overridden all other thoughts. The brain in desperation keeps telling the legs to get away from the burn.


PeteyMcPetey

>Some people instantly lose control of their bowels when they catch a face full of pepper spray. And you don't know if you are one of those people until it happens. When I was in high school in Germany, we got into a little tussle with a couple other guys at a train station. I was wrestling with one dude and I heard a kinda painful moan from nearby and my buddy starts screaming. The guy he was fighting had dragged him down to the ground but then my buddy connected with a solid punch to the head, and the guy shit himself bad. The screaming was my buddy trying to push the guy off of him. I'll never forget the sad sound of a man getting punched and letting go.


FreePrinciple270

Fuck around and fart out


Disastrous-Cow-7197

Lol that got me


Local-Dust-151

God bless you bro


[deleted]

You gotta admit it's a good defense mechanism. Shit your pants and suddenly no one wants to fight!


Mutualistic_Butcher

Fuuuuuck I get that way cutting onions, my moneys on Brown if I ever get sprayed


Shmuckle2

A chop chop of the onions makes a poo poo in your pants, my guy?


[deleted]

Pepper spray is fucking intense. Closest I’ve come is a guy at least 15 feet away from me got hit and I coughed like a motherfucker for 30 minutes straight. Getting hit directly in the face with a burst would make 99% of people lose their shit like he did.


JuncleMatt

Pepper spray made him drunk


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yodacat187

Gay spray would be hilarious. I might start going to church.


Bamm83

Turned him zesty.


Falcrist

Added some spice if you will.


throwyourdubsup

Dude turned into Red from Friday 😂 “My grandmama gave me that chain”


dudebronahbrah

“He gonna cry in the car” 😂 Really tho it’s funny cause my brain went to Next Friday: “She sprayed a playa, she sprayed a pimp!”


KickFriedasCoffin

For some reason my mind went to Red from That 70s Show and I was just like "um...no?"


Select_Speed_6061

All he had to do was keep driving and mind his damn business. Now look at him going Gilbert 🍇


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Why did he stop?


Select_Speed_6061

I have no clue. If you don't wanna be on camera I'd think you'd keep moving instead of going right into the lens of one.


urethrascreams

You wouldn't believe how many people do exactly that though. I used to watch a lot of public auditing videos and they'd always just keep going back to the camera.


PomeloFit

I got downvoted to hell the other day for saying it was wrong for someone to slap the phone out of the hand of a woman, in public, who was recording a man because they thought the woman was creepy. They broke the phone and Reddit still thinks that's somehow justified. literally people think it's okay to assault people and vandalize their property because they can SEE YOU IN PUBLIC. It's fucking nutty how weird people get about cameras.


urethrascreams

Meanwhile there's literally dozens of cameras filming them everywhere they go. Street cameras, store surveillance cameras, people's doorbell cameras. Best thing to do to avoid being recorded is not make a scene and just keep moving lol


Sega-Playstation-64

"You're invading my privacy!!" "In public?" "Yes! My privacy!!" "You approached me!" "Turn off your phone!!!!" "I'm calling the cops!" *smashes phone* Reddit: applauds phone smasher


phloaty

Slapping a phone qualifies as misdemeanor assault and also battery in every jurisdiction in the US. The case law is centuries old, dating back to English common law.


Hematospermia

I think [this video](https://vimeo.com/196937578) may help explain this behavior.


Unusual_Compote4909

Get the camera outta my face! -please don’t point point your face at the camera! You’re breaking the camera!


No_File5121

That was beautiful. Thank you stranger.


Panda_Kabob

What also shocks me is how he just leaves the car there alone, window open in front of people he was very aggressive against. He started shit then expected everyone to stop everything when he gets too hurt. Guys could have stole his car and run off or even just stole stuff out of it. Guy got off easy.


toss_me_good

So.... The guys with the Camera just show up to random businesses and stand outside recording. Basically giving no information as to why and being overall creepy.. Their argument is that they can just stand on the sidewalk and record whatever they want. Essentially they are baiting people into arguments. The guy getting sprayed was wearing a shirt for transportation and appears to be affliated with the place being recorded. Here's the org video in full: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzI14Xiu_ek here's the same camera guy with a different "partner" baiting more people then calling the cops on them. https://youtu.be/01gDBVVAvdI?si=qVpI-bVxNCbr6PGN Also wasting resources saying their hand is hurt and they need medical care, then saying "I just need an ice pack". [This screecap basically perfectly captures all our thoughts on this.](https://i.imgur.com/Qlrx0T9.png)


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he over there hurting with his silly ass 😂


AllPowerfulSaucier

Too good. The only way this would've been funnier is if someone ran up and stole his car while he was out flailing around on his pepper parade


cvlz8800

Bro was mr. Tough Guy til that pepper spray came out


HighCalorieLowSpeed

“Why is it spicy”


xanhudro

Envision the spice


CarnegieFormula

He walks like a clown 🤡 lmfaoooo


Ruman_Chuk_Drape

I need so much context here why did he get mad they were filming… why were they filming. Wtf just happened. Why did he get mad they were filming a random road. There is so much more here I’m not getting.


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SpiveyJr

Pepper spray boy was filming the business and the guy in the grey and black shorts and hat. When Lexus guy pulls up you can hear him ask what are you filming and the guy in the shorts saying “I don’t know. They don’t say anything.” He’s a video troll. He’s trying to piss people off to get them to call the police so he can film the police. He’s not violating any laws though. You can tell this wasn’t pepper spray boys first time doing this by his actions. He knew what he was doing.


Accomplished_Lead451

Bitch ass. I heard he’s still wondering around bumping into RV’s


Impossible-Sky4256

One or the best FAAFO videos ive seen. Satisfying.


New_Simple_4531

This wasnt camera guy's first rodeo. He kept his cool, waited until the guy made a move on him, then sprayed him. Even took a smoke afterwards.


LarsonianScholar

Rarely see em this good


NiteSwept

I'm so goddamn empathetic that when the dude started walking away crying and running into shit I felt bad for him. But god damn that's why you don't go grabbing shit just cause you feel offended. He ruined his entire day for nothing.


dankvapesrawrxd

Fuck him, he wants to start shit and bully random people, telling him where the curb was located was more than he deserved.


ryuen56

Agreed. He’s lucky those dudes were cool and actually wanted to help him after. Would have sucked for him if he got his ass kicker after getting sprayed even tho he deserved it


Reidroc

They handled it professionally though. Didn't laugh at him, threatened him and even offered to help and call the cops. No way to blame them. All his fault.


TFViper

if it was good quality oc spray he ruined his whole night and the next day too. shit lingers for a while. i fell asleep with my head on my arm after getting sprayed and woke up at look 4am with my arm on fire.


Deewd23

Not just his day but the next few days. Wait until this guy takes a shower and the feeling comes right back.


InnerEntertainment42

I that cartoon Boondocks had a name for this type of scenario


GullyMeisterDividend

Bro was chilling. Sprayed him, smoked a cig, and didn’t utter more than 5 words. That dude is cold blooded!


whoknewidlikeit

i am reminded of Die Hard. "hit him again."


Delicious-Sir-3841

why is he walking all spicy, ol zesty ass dude!


ApeMoneyClub

He just got seasoned.


Own_Contribution_480

Just a little pepper


Ihatecake69

More people should carry mace since more and more people are deciding they’re all tough and shit


Common-Concentrate-2

I never ever ever try to fuck around with anyone, but yesterday I got out of the subway, and the second I got to street level, a drunk dude who was probably 6’5 started following me and. telling me he had to tell me something. I was like “No thanks! No, I gotta go” but he grabbed me by my neck, and said “DONT ACT WEIRD - NEXT TIME, I”M GONNA FUCK YOU UP” and i said “Cool dude” and walked home. ‘ Anyway, I kinda figured I should carry pepper spray from now on. I have a pacemaker and am 100% paced - meaning my pacemaker initiates every single heartbeat I have. If someone punches me in the chest and dislodges a lead of the pacemaker, I’m dead within 3 seconds. On the “good” side, had that happened, that dude would have been convicted of murder. I don’t think he wants that either


Ihatecake69

Man I have no money but I’ll buy you some mace, you don’t deserve to die cause some tall jerk wanted to harass you


acrow6

I would recommend POM oc spray. its small and concealabe. very inconspicuous looking compared to others. it has a pocket clip and you can rotate the position of the clip. I just carry it in my front pocket, haven't had any issues and it has a flip up thumb safety so it's never accidentally discharged or anything. it also has a decent stream to like 10ft, multiple sprays. as long as you live somewhere where it's legal for you to defend yourself, oc spray is good for disengaging. as you can see from the video it takes the fight out of most people pretty quickly.


teufeldritch

Get pepper gel not pepper spray. Less chance of blow back & when they go to rub it off they will instead rub it in & make it worse.


[deleted]

It’s Sad that some Americans don’t grasp the fact that there is no expectation of privacy in public filming in public areas.


fried_the_lightning

Should have sprayed down the inside of his car too for good measure


midnightspecial99

How did you read my mind?


deanereaner

That guy is definitely a trust fund baby.


5nitch

Nah just a lil bitch


PUERSU

Two truths can exist as one.


Standard_Young_201

“It’s just pepper spray chill out man” I love this video I watch it every time i see it


LarsonianScholar

He was quick w that Shi damn 😂 props to the camera man fr


LimitSwitcher

Dude coulda just kept driving….


MannekenP

This sub may never surpass this perfection : this guy actually became the main character of a situation he was not a part of initially.


LarsonianScholar

IT LITERALLY TURNED HIM ZESTY look at that lil catwalk while he’s on the phone Meanwhile the camera crew: 🗿


CarnegieFormula

“Hurry up help him out!” As he’s recording not doing anything Forreal this guy doesn’t deserve help


hypz

I’m buying pepper spray after this video. Damn


Key-End-7512

For real 🙄 wonder which brand this was . Not all created equal.


[deleted]

First of all this guy isn't a cameraman he's one of those YouTube first amendment auditors or should I say frauditors who gets out there and puts a camera and people's faces just to give reaction so he can post it on YouTube and make money cuz he's too lazy to get an actual real job they say he says he's out there protecting the first amendment and he doesn't give a damn one way or the other about the first amendment That's who that guy is with the camera


AutVeniam

I knew this guy was familiar, I think I saw another one of his videos where he blocks this guy's sock shop (on god it's a sock shop) and the business owner gets pissed bc he's blocking traffic and filming his place, so he pushes him out and then gets maced immediately within the first 3 seconds of an altercation starting when the guy pushes his camera away. I'm 99% sure he just does this to bait ppl and thinks he's within his rights to do this and feels very good that he gets the cops called on him only to say everything that he did is technically legal


ExtensionDentist2761

After this video, crack fiends gonna be hitting that pepper spray tryna chase this high lol


WasWasKnot

Should’ve drove off in his car.


L-i-v-e-W-i-r-e

I’m not usually a bleeding heart, cause usually cheer when idiots get what’s coming to them. But I actually felt sorry for the guy this time. He knew he fucked up that much was obvious. It’s one thing for a guy to get knocked out when trying to be a badass, but hard to watch someone suffer even if they deserved it. Kudos to the guy who was actually trying to help him.