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When her legs dontwerk like they used to before

And I can't sweep you off of your feet!

Will her mouth still remember the taste of the road?

Will your skull show through the side of your cheeks?

HONEY I, will, be leaving you, at the traffic green

The number of times you fell to the ground is seventeen!

This thread is fuckin gold. Love it hahahaha

And baby I’ll drive away from you and leave you at the scene, While I’m thinking bout how People fall on their face in hilarious ways Gravity is so not your friend

Bahahaha I cannot. You guys killed it

Should have said street

She recovered with the grace of a newborn giraffe.

So they teach kids how to twerk but not how to walk smdh

Yours is my favorite comment to this post. 🤣

They belong to the highways

She is lucky she didn't get turned into a twerking road patty.

Very lucky. What kind of assholes leave their drunk friends in the middle of the road with cars advancing on them on a green light. Real strong friend code there.

I love everyone on this thread! 

She twerked and Sheeran.

This comment is going to make a great post title when a bot eventually reposts this in a few months and steals the top comment

That panic to get back up and not look like a fool contributes to other mistakes.

Jeffery Epstein describing Stephen Hawking to his hoes..

😂😂😂

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Oh my God. I’m dying of laughter. Thank you for this. Oh I wish I can give you an award for that. You deserve it

Poor , she couldn't even stand up, she thought they were leaving her forever, hahahaha

This person dies first in any horror movie.

"I'm gonna check it out."

"Hello? Is anybody there?" *as if the killer is going to say, hello.*

The ole double faceplant. Nice.

It's so sad when people abandon their pets

😂

Bro she fell like twice running, there's faults in her basic mechanisms.

Probably drunk and/or high too!

I imagine panic mode also contributes to it

Yeah I did this as a completely sober teenager trying to cross the street quickly. I slipped. Fell again. Then crossed. This was 20 years ago... I can still feel the gravel burns on my hands.

she was clearly not in her mind, bro, she was twerking in the traffic for no reason lmao

She got so drunk she qwop'd herself

Women fall running all the time sober bro

Believe it or not, men too

It’s me!! I don’t drink, I just fall with no obstacles in sight! I’m also a decade long athlete LMAO

I am sorry but it's always so funny to watch someone fall 😂😂. I wish I would see myself as a third person everytime I became one with the floor

Oh lol

High heels 👠 too maybe

Let’s hope she isn’t such an inconsiderate idiot when she is sober. 😞

100% drunk

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Control+alt+del close twerk.exe

The script was broken but worked well enough

She runs like QWOP

All ass and no legs.

Cast her in a horror movie! She's a natural!

I thought they had ran over her leg but the quality isnt great

Haha for real

😂😂😂😂😂😂

My favorite part is the shrill screaming the whole time

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Noticed that immediately. (Cries in $5/gal)

So I actually recognize this intersection. It’s Northside Dr and Deering Rd in west Atlanta. This video is at least three years old because in 2021 townhomes went up that block the view of the billboard there. You can see it in google maps. The chevron sign, the yellow sign above the road farther down, and the lit vertical yellow structures are all there

That’s the norm here

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Can you interpret what they were saying??

Okay pretty sure I got it: Girl 1: OH! WAGGGGHHHHHGGGGHHHH!!! WOOOOOOOOOOHOOHOOHOOOO!!!! WOOOOOOO!!!! WOOOHEHEHEHEHEH!!! Girl 2: Bishoudacar dehneedatallaaa!!! girl dehneee oohhdeydid Girl 1: OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Girl 3: UUGHHHHHHHHHHHHH Girl 1: AFUEEERRRDEEEEHHBREEDREEEEHHHH^^reeehhhrehhh Girl 3: No that ain't even funnyyyy Girl 1: WOOOOORUUUDUUUURUUURUUUU!!!!!!! Girl 3: They straight wrongfudeh ong they wrongfudeehhhh

>Bishoudacar 😆 🤣 😂 If I could change my username, *this* would be it!!! WAGGGGHHHHHGGGGHHHH!!! WOOOOOOOOOOHOOHOOHOOOO!!!! WOOOOOOO!!!! WOOOHEHEHEHEHEH!!!

ROFL 🤣🤣🤣

That clears it up, perfectly Thank you!

Sounds like Simlish

Girl 2: Call the ambulambs! Girl 3: WEEEEE WOOOO WEEEEE WOOOOO

>They straight wrongfudeh ong they wrongfudeehhhh I thought that's what she was saying but I couldn't be sure. What kind of accent is that?

Southern black American. Just because someone talks like that doesn't really mean anything about their intelligence level. It's a bias many of us hold (my ass, too.) But there's an awesome bit from NPR about it. This lady explains how the Southern drawls we know today are holdovers from British accents, and she does it while seamlessly transitioning her accent from posh British to deep southern to illustrate how the accent changed over time and geography. I'll go try to find it but no promises Edit: Well that was quick. Seriously, this woman kills these accents. You gotta check it out https://youtu.be/mNqY6ftqGq0?si=wwjfVo-Qq6uh6p1w

It was as ethereal and intoxicating as a siren's song.

I hope they had the windows open so that idiot could hear them.

Even with the windows closed, everybody could hear them😆

I unironically liked that in this video lol

__*"You are, the weakest link - goodbye!"*__ 😅

it's an older meme, sir, but it checks out.

Thanks to the friends, this video has been most enjoyable

This is like a nightmare when you’re running away something but can’t, because your legs aren’t working and keep falling over.

What is ‘all of my recurring nightmares in one sentence’?

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Dumbass friends like this rarely have loyalty.

Those girls are Not her friend

On another day she'd end up road pizza

Testing those intrusive thoughts

This Culture is a cancer

Looks like she got set up by a mean girl

Or the dumb lady wouldn't get back in car at green light so driver got tired of playing games

Lmaooo bro the driver gave her like fucking 10 seconds to get the fuck in after the other two girls and she still wouldn’t. That’s on her tbh 😭

Might be uber

Looks to me like she was being a good friend trying to provide a distraction while the other friend was peeing.

nah she was too dumb to get back in the car when she was supposed to.

I was leaving work the other night and somebody did this at one of the biggest intersections in my city. They were the car ahead of me and like. What do you even do but accept your fate.

Sorry, there was a bug on my back.

The whole thing is just bizarre … why do they think it’s a stunt twerk in traffic. What am I supposed to feel seeing this? Offended? Stunned? Aroused? What is this supposed to do?

Annoyed. I'm trying to get home... just get out of the way 😕

Well deserved

Special. And, now she has a video to hand down to her children and grandchildren.

Ha! The appropriate response

She actually learned how to twerk before she learned how to run.

Priorities

Trash. Satisfying ending.

twerking seems really important to some people.

It's a highly prized skill set in some cultures

Useless

Failure of a human being

Sober up jogs

# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

^(hahahahahaha)

The process of natural selection in action

I’m sure her parents are proud.

If I was the parent of the one driving, I’d give her $500 and tell her to do it again except leave her somewhere far in the countryside and at that point I’d pay her $1000

 I bet she makes her parents proud

Wholesome

She deserved it tbh, pulling this shit can cause accidents, even deaths ffs 🙄

Darwinism

Trashy as fuck

I weep for the future.

She belongs to the streets

Hoodrat got owned, now this is perfect.

That second fall 🤣🤣

IQ < 1

I hope she sees this and dies inside lol

Is anyone else disappointed they picked her back up?

What a moron

I hate this time that we live in.

Left the trash

When you have Fck up friends like that who needs enemy 🤣

That's a main character story with a satisfying arc

Brawndo! It’s what plants crave!

Omg i saw this last night

Fantasticly hilarious movie, just a shame it plays more like a documentary rather than a comedy every day that passes.

Great video! Love seeing instant karma

Imagine the conversation when she does get back in

When you try to run in your dreams

This was so satisfying to watch.

Embarrassing

She put all her skill points into her twerk and left her basic functions at 1

I don't understand twerking. It's the least attractive thing a woman can do imo. I accept that I am old and not cool anymore.

And this is the future of our nation?

When twerking becomes a natural ability before walking is mastered, this is what you get

Do people actually find that attractive? It's so gross looking to me, like something you'd expect to see an animal do during courtship???

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lol lmao

Really very satisfying this video

As Yoda once said, "How embarassing."


What an idiot

Makes me crylaugh every time.

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Look at how drunk she is

Can we talk about how she did the *exact* same fall and roll twice in a row

Would've been so much better if they stopped, let her get to the door, and then sped off as soon as she was close

You're evil lmao

This is so rich

I'd ditch her too. Except I wouldn't stop to pick her back up.

The way I'd be laying on the horn that entire time

That’s a different type of walk of shame. More of a shuffle.

>That ain't even funny Wrong. It's absolutely funny. Fuck that idiot.

We just stray further and further

Excuse me miss you dropped something

This made my day 🤣

Can these people understand each other or they just don't care? I couldn't make out a word they were saying.

Weird. I actually recognize this intersection. It’s Northside Dr and Deering Rd in west Atlanta. This video is at least three years old because in 2021 townhomes went up that block the view of the billboard on the right there. You can see it in google maps. Idk why I always assumed new posts meant new videos but it’s weird to see this knowing it’s three years old for some reason

Hahaha what a bunch of doughnuts

Act like trash then tumble in the street like trash

Idiot Gen Z. They never learn. Yeah … they’re easy to criticize because they make it so with their dumb actions & logic. They have potential to be one of the best generations if they would STOP making videos for clout and grow the hell up and start acting like mature freaking adults.

It did turn out entertaining in the end

That is simultaneously sad and hilarious. Hahaha

🤡💅🏻

Bro get on the sidewalk. She just stayed in the middle of the road for a while

lmfao! She shouldn't have been doing that, so that's what her ass get. She need new friends too😂

That friendship would have been done that night.

Dumbass continues running in the street instead of the sidewalk

Think her stripper name might be Bambi

She's for the streets!

Mission accomplished. Set out to act a fool and a fool indeed she was.

So this is these characters from horror movies IRL

Twerking is trashy and self-denigrating.

“Twerking” is incredibly stupid and if something negative befalls you because you’re engaging in it, it’s 100% deserved.

Can all the fools just stay home for a while. It’s exhausting dealing with them

Smh.

Haha what a dumbshit

You don’t do that, and you don’t do that.

Since people just shouldn't breed

You dropped your crown, queen. Your twerkingdom still needs you

Well she is for the streets....

Them extra three twerks cost her dearly

Her laugh alone has me laughing so hard I'm crying

Her falling over had me rollin 😂😂😂

This is such a second hand embarrassment I felt the cringe flow through my entire body

That dash cam more than just paid for itself

Why does she run like that lol