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Hey everybody look at me!!! OMG! They're looking!

Are those elf ears???

Yes

A hundred dollars says he's vegan.

If he was vegan he would have mentioned it at least twice in the 6 seconds of the video.

True, but it's hard to speak with an elf cock in your mouth... Or any cock for that matter.

That escalated quickly.

I'm here for a good time, not a long time.

I mean... the dude is dressed as a lady elf talking about old men not being able to take their eyes off him. It's not a huge stretch. Read between the lines, lol

Oh, there's no doubt it's been stretched.

Heh

Hard to speak? Yes... But There are plenty of artist's songs who are able to "sing" with that vocal effect that sounds like you got a Robotic Cock in your mouth. Y'all know the one... Not hating on anyone... Just an observation.

The ole "Auto tune glizzy gobbler." I'm quite certain he's made numerous appearances at Down low Diddy parties.

Here's the homophobic reply!

And annoying.

He definitely eats corn on the cob the long way.

And trans

Honestly, he’s probably some weird thing past vegan that most of us haven’t even heard of yet.

Thundercunt astral projection?

I was going to say intolerable but Vegan Is close enough.

A lot of these people are vegans. Not all vegans are these people.

If they double as headphones than they’re pretty cool looking ngl

No, no they are not

Those are objectively shit

I like to rave, I’d wear it to EDC, a large electronic music festival. Bonus points if they’re earplugs

Earplugs I understand, but why would you wear headphones to a rave?

Cuz if they look like elf ear headphones then I’ll look like a rave elf! Duh! Also there such things as silent raves or silent disco where everyone wears big headphones and the music is played over that been to one once and I want a fan, I like the bass thinking my chest

I wonder what it would be like to go the other extreme and play really loud music but give everyone noise cancelling headphones so you can only Feel and not Hear the set.

They are the absolute definition of the drizzling shits but hey, go off.

It’s the gayest part

I hate that fake 'I can't believe it' laugh that these people do. It oozes fakeness

Daddy ignored him but you won't!

This is what happens when you don't hug your kid.

Or when your kid, eats too much lead paint.

Lead Paint: Delicious but Deadly

And my favourite, “Here comes the metric system!”

Don’t worry, he’ll get institutional acceptance and love, the best kind of love

Why do people keep looking at me when I wear things specifically chosen to make people look at me?! I'm such a special boy!

"Old men can't take their eyes off me" Proceeds to an extreme slow motion clip of a quick glance.

You're right! Nice catch.

I can’t tell if you’re kidding or not. Either way it’s hilarious

It’s not even the outfit people will look at it seems pretty basic, it’s the elf ears headphones covering the side of your head got people like wtf is that

"Oh look at me. I look like a moron! Why do people stare at me?"

What a muppet. 

😂

Fucking idiot.

Hardcore

Straight to the point!

When you do things for attention and then get mad that you get said attention. I dont know what to call this but fuck you.

Let's do something ridiculous in public and film it and see if someone looks at me....oh look I'm finally getting attention!

#1 you’re filming. #2 you’re wearing a ridiculous dress. #3 you’re probably being loud.

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Yes. It's fugly

Yes, it would also be ridiculous for a woman to go out in public dressed like an 18th century peasant lol

Might be an unpopular opinion but IMO a man wearing any type of dress will look ridiculous. It’s not like he’s trans or something, dude has a beard. Looks like an attention seeking twat.

yep i agree

he looks like when you randomly generate a character in a character creator

Ya from the game Fable or some shit lol

The ego is out and running wild on this one

Wearing what you want, okay fine. Just don’t need to put other people on blast in your video.

It’s still ok to stare at weirdos isn’t it?


Okay hes wearin an outfit, hes feelin good, who cares?

This seems more like a sarcastic thing than him believing he’s the main character

I had to scroll way too far for this. I immediately thought this was just making fun of all those girl tik tok accounts that do shit like this. Like, he's wearing women's clothes from the early 20th century and headphones that lookike elf ears. He even breaks for a second in the beginning like "can't believe I'm fucking doing this right now"

"Can't take their eyes off me" - barely cast a glance!

Because they're not mentally well.

The look is "pity" not "admiration".

It's just a guy in a dress, chill.

Guy in dress = mentally ill obviously!!! Men need to wear suits and work out shirts with gray sweatpants!!!!!!!!!!

What is wrong with people

Does nobody understand sarcasm anymore lol

Stupid babies need the most attention


Then he will go on 4chan and bitch that women won’t talk to him…

Someone wasn’t loved enough

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I didn't realize this sub was conservative and mostly just hating on him for wearing a dress and not the filming himself in public part lol

These "watch everyone look at meeeee!!!" videos are so trashy. It's like, sure, if you're making a spectacle of yourself, prior are gonna look at you. Isn't that what you're going for? From weirdos to barely dressed, odd hair color to covered in tattoos - get over ya-self!!!

It's disgust not admiration.

To be fair, he is rockin' that tweed with the ruffle sleeve. I got mad respect for any dude confident enough to wear a dress out, especially one like that! Honestly, if he just ditched those silly elf earbuds and got a nice shave that'd be one of the better androgynous fits I've seen... That being said tho, yeah this dude is for sure the main character. To you, your riding the subway. To him, he's on a steam locomotive heading west!

Not confidence if you're begging for attention


Lol. "cAnt take his eyes off me" I legit had to watch a second time to see the guy in slo-mo, as he registered that this main character does exist. 

Mental Illness Pathologies nothing more. Make up you cocktail and manifest it on Ticky Toc.

Where.can.i.find.those.earbuds!?!?!?

[Elf Buds](http://YOWU Elf Ear Headphones, Wireless 5.0 Earphones, 10 Colors RGB Effects with App Control, Dual Microphone Noise Reduction, IPX4 Water Resistant, Elf in-Ear Earbuds with Charging Case -White https://a.co/d/7mK3rCU)

I hate him so much.

cut to two men not paying attention lol

Because they were given destructive positive reinforcement by constantly being told things like “they are just jealous of you” or “they secretly like you that’s why they stare” or “they are only making fun of you because they want to be you” None of those things are true.

LOOK AT ME GOD DAMNIT! Look. At. Me.


Mental illness and narcissism


Psychopathic. Surely he gets it right? Are people this lost?

he's too gay to function

Imagine the skill rating it takes to dress up looking for attention. So hard, such talent. And then, to think it's content worthy to record people as they visually scan and mark you as someone to avoid like the plague. What an absolute pro.

Gross

i love this guy and he’s def being sarcastic saying he knows his outfits hit when the old men stare bc he knows theyre different and going to attract attention.

Delusional

All yall are sad and miserable people. This one aint even bad and yet u guys are so quick to hate. I dont even think u guys care u just want to fit in.

I expected to see comments calling OP out because this is clearly just a guy feeling confident but apparently everyone in here just wants to feel smarter and more important than the last person.

once again, shitty parenting for the win.

Lol. Yes if you dress like a freak people will look at you

He does these videos everyday as a joke, maybe if you got your head outta your ass you’d realize it.

So his content is perfect for this sub, no?

So they constantly makes content that revolves around themself for social media Sounds like a main character

Um.....sorry to inform you but they can't take thier eyes off of you because you are a freak.

They're just feeling themselves. People are allowed to wear weird clothes and they are allowed to feel good in them. This one doesn't hit for me.

It’s fine to wear what you want but don’t go out of your way to film everyone glancing in your direction claiming they’re staring because of your outfit

The guy did like a half glance at best. Video had to be slowed down to catch it lol

Exactly. This has far too much "unbothered" energy.

Why are computers doing what they are programmed to do. Get aff the fucking daft, brain melting, shite interner

Yeah, not a fan of the “Mary Poppins on hard times” look he’s got going.

And this.. is the best footage you got.

Why does he look like if Jack septic eye fused with mary poppins?

He literally slowed down a video of a guy taking a passing glance to make it look like he's staring lol

The older man looks just like my boss who is one of the sweetest most compassionate people I’ve ever met. I would be so upset to see someone trying to make him out to be something he is not.

I hate that I instantly recognized that they’re on a NJ Transit train

My grandpa came to the grocery store I work at, and while we were talking a goth girl walked past in full smeared makeup, and he stopped mid sentence to watch her and say (out loud) “what the fuck?” Definitely loud enough for her to hear

He’s soooo quirky 🤪

"They're not laughing with you, they're laughing at you" moment.

Absolutely not.

Outfits fire. But that's going to be a no for me on personality.

Hate that his outfit is actually cute like just post your outfit alone

I think he glanced over because he saw you recording him.

The cringe lvl of recording and smiling aaaaaaaaaah

I'm here for a good time, not a long time. I do what I want. I get looks from not only old dudes, but new dudes, the new dudes ladies and all. I would prefer to just go anonymously through life. But the looks and remarks just happen. Live outside the norm and just do you. I'm going to the grave happy, don't care if I'm "abnormal".

Dude. Not a single thing you are wearing, even matches or remotely goes together. It's not because you are wearing a dress. it's because your coordination and style suck. Especially cringey earbuds. Jesus christ. Learn to dress.

Thuper fhabuloth fhit!

They can't take their eyes off you because they're trying to sort out the confusion of what they are seeing. What's this look called? The Harry Poppins?

Giving big Higgins/Doolittle vibes

Or maybe he's just wondering wtf Mr. Poppins is doing on a train. Don't you have an umbrella that can carry you anywhere you want? Restricted airspace? Flying over a warzone?

Of course people are gonna look at you if you're dressed like an elven Mary Poppins 😆

They sure can

Clowns everywhere..

glances for half a second = can't take eyes off of me

I think this is intentional trolling

This is why we need to encourage bullying

Are his ear buds elf ears? That's pretty cool actually.

Wasn’t he fired for stealing women clothing at the airport. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Man, dressed like that, you might get a wellness call. 51/50 style

It's adorable..

They are embarrassed for YOU.

People taking note of the mentally ill person sitting near them...

Looks like he’s going to audition for Harry Poppins not knowing that Disney also requires he be black and gay.

Gay

Isn’t that just the cutest thing ya ever seen?!?!? 🤢🤮

Lol it needs a punt in the cunt!

"Look at me!": The person

I dont think it means what he thinks it means...

Roy George

He barely looked though even in slow motion

I know the outfit is a hit when I get hate crimed on the way home 🥰❤️

All the lonely people, where do they all come from?

It **is** a very fetching look…

Honestly I dig the outfit confidence (not my style but to each their own), but the fact that he’s so fixated on people looking at him is just sad. No identity outside of what others think.

That outfit looks terrible regardless of who might wear it

Why does he assume the old man is even gay? It's not very common where I live to see men dressing as women and so it would most likely bring attention from people.

I fucking hate these people seriously so sick of seeing idiots do shit in public for CLOUT. I sae a woman yesterday with her tits out she was extremely overweight and her friends were live streaming peoples reactions to her public nudity. She interrupted was in a place with a lot of families and children! It was disgusting and so narcissistic. I swear that generation will kill the human race we’re de evolving


Honestly, he's just sick. I think we should try to help people like him 🫶

They looking cos you're a mental case by dressing like that in public and being a dude 🤷‍♂️

What in the cringe is that

Someone glanced at me briefly, “everyone’s so jealous of me hrrrr drrrr”!

thats how I imagine pedophiles to dress

i think the idea is that making old men mad is a good thing, that offending traditional ideas of gender expression is actually the goal??? but yeah a passing glance isn’t a stare or indicative of anything lmfao. love his outfit tho!

America is wild yo. Gere in Africa this shit won't fly

He would've been arrested before he even got to the station😭

I mean, I think he looks pretty :)

Oh lord I thought it was satire but it’s just insanity

Old guy is wondering if it was worth losing a leg in the war for this.

What happened to men?

They still exist, you're just pissy they have the freedom to dress and express themselves how they like more openly

Plastic in our food and lack of fighting to survive.

So desperate for attention. So sad.

Because they are literally mentally sick

It’s a mental disorder

That's how the alphabet mafia thinks tho

Dressed like Fairy Poppins yeah people stare