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“I went too jail a bunch and did a ton of drugs so now I’m making my religion your problem”.

Yeah why can’t he be an ex con druggie like me and just mind his business on his Taco Bell shift?

All the best ex con druggies ive ever met mind their own business, I for one appreciate you

haha thank you. i actually work with at risk youths now. nothing wrong with taco bell though. i only “preach” to people who want to listen. getting a captive audience to spout religion is not a good look for anyone.

Are you saying corning someone in an inescapable situation to force your opinion into their ears is NOT cool?! Jk, I appreciate you friend

Same

Born again Christians were horrible people before they found Jesus and they continue to be horrible people that just carry a bible around.

Exactly

their newfound Christianity hasn't changed their behavior, just their subject matter.

It doesn’t change their behavior, it emboldens it because they’ve never been able to comprehend that they’re actually really bad people. Most genuinely believe they are inherently good and manipulate scripture to validate their inner shittiness. The rest don’t even read the Bible at all and just use empty platitudes and bank on no one digging too deep.

Yeah, they even blame technology for people's horrible behavior and some of them being a horrible people, tbh they wanted to make themselves look like the clear ones and make other religions look bad. I was a forced to be a Born again Christian by my step aunt who was a pastor there, they support Jerusalem and talks a lot of horrible things about technologies

Where’s the drugs that makes you see things and stay quiet when you need them?

Well when I fly, I take drugs and one drink and snore like a freight train. Sermon over that lol.

Just like he made his drug someone else’s problem, just like he made going to jail someone else’s problem, he hasn’t fixed the fundamental issue of he’s someone else’s problem and not his own

Lmao

Glad I wasn't the only one who thought that

Did I hear someone yell SIT DOWN MOTHER FUDGER?

That guy is *actually* doing god’s work.

Praise that guy.

That's LITERALLY what I would have yelled out after.

False prophet

That's not strictly true.. there's way too much profit in religion. That's why it's not dead already.

Not God, “Gosta”!!🤣🤣🤣 (“Gosta has a plan…”)

Nobody said it was a good plan.

Narrator: Only he didn't say, "Fudge." He said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!

I heard it from Schwartz

I thought the queen-mother of dirty words was "cunt". It seems to offend way more people. Also, "moist" for some reason.

Not in Australia

Let me try: you’re a moist cunt!

...keep talking.

Moist is because people read online that it was supposed to bother them so everyone says it bothers them now.

Can you hear the bells are ringing far far away?

Yes lol. Best part

Amen.

This is reddit we say fuck here

Fuck yeah

America... fuck yea

What if we’re actually talking about fudge though. Should we still say fuck? Please I NEED SOME GUIDANCE

Still say fuck

Wanna come over for a brick of peanutbutter fuck?

Peanut butter fuck fucks

This seems like a good place to share a recipe for divinity fuck I got from an old church cookbook. But I won't. All the divinity fuck for me.

Please share that fuckin recipe

This guy fucks.

Don’t tell me where to fuck.

I’m starting a new religion centered around the guy who told this guy to sit down, who’s with me?

I'm an ordained Dudeist priest, if you need a blessing.

Did the guy shout “sit down mutha fucka” at the end?

What would Jesus do?

Hopefully, he would cast out the dumbass demon possessing this clown.

These “hip youth pastor” types really think people wanna hear this shit.

Did you notice the LIPS tatted on his neck?🤣

The forgotten Backstreet Boy

They know people don't want to hear it. That's why they take advantage of every opportunity to have a captive audience.

"God is good"... God let's children have and die from leukaemia and other shit... yea... check yourself there buddy...

no no, that’s the devil’s work. if a child gets cancer it’s because they were living in sin and hadn’t accepted jesus into their heart. /s obviously but that is what my evangelical mother told me growing up.

Smh... the cognitive dissonance... I'm sorry my dude

It's because God has a plan. A very shitty one, apparently.

God is a weak bitch who creates stuff without care, leaving his detritus to fend for itself.  Fuck that shitty builder.

God let 9-11 happen

No fly list these bozos.

Agree. Anyone who stands up and starts filming themselves on an airplane needs to be a no fly list, unless they have chartered their own airplane or own it.

Another religious zealot taking an airliner full of people hostage to push their unwanted beliefs. What the duck is wrong with people anymore.

It's religious fundamentalist terrorism? Is that too much of a stretch?

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Religion and airplanes, a classic combo.

I laughed. But then I thought, "shit. Is it still too soon?"

It's been 23 years, I think it's fine lmao

I'd be very suspicious of this dude and his info from God

If you said this in another language this guy would freak out. I'm petty enough to immediately press the call button and tell the attendant "the religious extremist white guy is making me uncomfortable". "God still has a calling on our lives" sounds a lot more terroristy than "Praise be to God". No fly list this asshole.

Sadly I think this is the solution to this shit. When these assholes overstep, we all need to Karen the shit out of them

Lmao. “We are all gonna get safely to our destinations allahuakbar!”

This is a mental illness.

Truth. Anyone who isn't religious and thinks there is an invisible man in the sky is called schizophrenic.

Always one dumb cunt on a flight who publically shits themselves. Could someone clean up aisle 1, there is a loud turd in need of removal from the flight.

Ah yes, a religious fanatic on a flight. I'm so filled with glee

"We're going to make it safe to our destination because god is good". The crew in the cockpit: "are we a joke to you?".

Boeing quality control team "hold my beer"

“What beer, you drank all of it?”

We're going to be safe because Jesus Christ is King. That's about as logical as most pro- religious statements.

I would've yelled "hail satan" and I'm not even a practitioner of that. I would've also said- " “Everyone who exalts himself will be humbled, and he who humbles himself will be exalted- youre the same as the Pharisee jesus told us not to copy.” Jesus would've not liked your prideful display of religion pleb. You're supposed to be good at the bible..... so get good.

My response: SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP

I always think these people are in the midst of a manic episode

I would love if these videos ended with someone throwing a big cherry slurpee at the back of the persons head, and it just splashed all over them and they had no idea who threw it.

In the meantime take comfort in the bloke a few seats back who pointedly dons his headphones just as the video ends.

Love it!

We are just suppose to be cool with this? Are We not allowed to say "shut the eff up"?

suppose: assume that something is the case on the basis of evidence or probability but without proof or certain knowledge. Supposed: be required to do something because of the position one is in or an agreement one has made."I'm supposed to be meeting someone at the airport"

Never depend on safety reassurances from grown men with hicky tattoos.

so when all those planes go down did jesus just not get to the gate in time?

He was taking a shit. By the time he got back, it was too late.

This would straight up give me the fear on a plane. Fuck these types. Keep your desert fairy stories to yourself.

My guy who told him to sit down MF is doing the lords work

Sit down and shut up

This is PEAK main character energy. Not only is he spreading the gospel to an involuntary captive audience, but he's FILMING it ... While everyone else is already seated, which means he's intentionally ignoring instructions to get ready for takeoff. Plus landing heavily on the "Jesus is king" in a plane full of strangers (that likely have various religious beliefs) really is peak MC.

EVERYBODY LISTEN TO ME BECAUSE IM GONNA FORCE FEED YOU A DELUSIONAL POSITIVE MESSAGE 🗣️

Am sure if I said "Ya Nabi Salam Alaika", I would be on the nofly list and FBI list

Honestly what he said sounds a lot more threatening too. "God still has a calling on our lives"? Yeah I dont think so white guy with skin head tattoos, get me off this plane. He needs to be on a list.

Thank you for your honesty.

You're certainly more likely to terrify Western passengers with that. Which probably does increase your chances of getting kicked off the flight. But it's also not like it's 2004 anymore. Things have cooled off a decent amount, and unless you have a lot of concerning stuff in your background, I don't think it would actually amount to much. That being said, the point still stands that the spectrum of potential repercussions is quite a bit harsher for street preaching in Arabic vs English.

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It’s a good thing too!

This guy is likely a really really shitty person. I'd bet 20 bucks he's been to prison and "reborn." It's always the "I'm a christian" types that are the absolute worst.

Is that Jesus lips on his neck?!?

I hate flying. This would be my worst nightmare.

Bro you're going to be safe because of engineering and training... Not God.

he has the stupidest cliche tattoo of a kiss and it's done so poorly. that tells you all you need to know about this dumbass

And Jesus said unto them: beware of the serpent my brethren, for he is teaching my word in adorned in garments of fashion and marked skin.

Prison Christians hit different

Oh good, the pilot can go home then

This is why you should always try to fly 1st Class... lol

Or Delta. A flight attendant would have PROMPTLY escorted him back to his seat. They DO NOT put up with any kind of BS.

Why do they always look like a foot with a shit beard?

Imagine a Muslim guy... Standing up in a flight.. starting his sentence with "Everybody will be safe on this flight" and ending it with "Allah hu Akbar" (god is great)

This is no fly list behavior

Loves Christ so much he got Mary's lips tattoo'd on his neck

Ladies and Gentlemen, This is why Baby Jesus invented the S&M Ball Gag. Carry one with you at all times. Maybe one with a fucking lock.

He could have just said Allahu Akbar.

Plot twist, the plane crashed.

He made me Google "Gasta". Who dafuq is Gasta? I can't keep up with all these gods!

Gasta is the god of “I gasta be as annoying as possible in public places or I’ll feel irrelevant”…he’s been gaining more followers in recent years

I think Gasta = God still Took me a few minutes and some Googling before it clicked.


Without auto-captions, I would never have known that Gasta is the one who has a calling on our lives

It didn’t go so well last time someone said “god is good” on an airplane.

“Gasta has a calling on our lives.” Ah yes… Gasta.

The funny thing is the whole god thing is all a front with people like this. This video is not about god, it’s about him virtue signaling “hey internet, look how good a guy I am spreading gospel to these folks on the plane”

No fly list

A wannabe preacher with a lips tattoo on his neck 🤢🤮

I’m a Christian but I mean you can’t just say we’re all going to be safe because God is good. Bad stuff can still happen.


I shout at him to shut up. Believe what you want, but NOT EVERY SPACE IS A CHURCH. Shut up.

I would happily have thrown a full roast beef sandwich at that idiot.

Oh my god.

“Yay”, “awww”

God said fuck them make a wish kids im going to keep this douche safe on his flight home.

If the itmgoes down in a fireball is that still jesus

I’d be the “hail satan” to his sermon.

Imagine an imam doing this on a plane speaking in Arabic 😂🤣

He looks like that one tiktok filter that makes you look like a blowfish or sum

This should get you immediately escorted off the flight or, if the flight is already in flight, restrained to be arrested upon landing. It’s absolutely inexcusable disruptive behavior.

Gawd sez Fuck Ya. Let us prey. Almond.

“Narcissus was an amateur now that the world has gone pro.” -Dan Andriano

Was jesus not king when flights crashed and killed everyone?

I believe that falls, conveniently, under the “God's plan” category.

God must’ve been on vacation on 9/11.

Wish I was on that flight to yell that fairy tales arent real and to sit down

Sit down, bubba!

Dudes like this is why the aerospace engineers over at Boeing be slacking. Change my mind.

If there is a god and he is good, what is the point of even doing this?

I'm a christian but this is cringe.

If a random guy starts yelling “we’re going to be ok” to everyone on an airplane, the first assumption I’d make is that something bad is definitely about to happen and he’s about to cause it.

So god is good now your plane wont drop. How about when it drops? Logic

Someone needed to reply "Allahu Akbar, brother" in agreement with him.

He Gets Us pissed.

Matthew 6:5-8

I’d have a more patience if he wasn’t filming it for fucking content

There’s nothing wrong with being religious, just be cool about it.

Me, another random guy, stands up and says, *"CAN I GET A 'SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN' FROM BY BROTHERS AND SISTERS?"*

Is too rude, If somebody says "shut the fuck up, asshole" when someone is disturbing and filming without consent?

You control your own life

Oh my god I’d jump out of the plane like D.B. Cooper

What a self absorbed shit head

Jesus wants you to go to Heaven, this isn't comforting.

No

Imagine if the plane crashed. 💀

people that go to prison often come out as smarter criminals . This man graduated to the biggest con of all religion.

Just imagine if God picked that exact moment to throw a lightning bolt at the plane

I'm sure someone prayed on the 9/11 flights and it didn't do shit. Unless we are talking about the terrorists, I guess their prayers worked lol

Imagine this guy does it then scoots past you to get into the empty seat next to you……. God better crash the plane

I truly cannot stand these people. They are scourge on the world.

Looks like everyone is ignoring this sermon, and I love that for him

What an absolute A-hole. Cram it churchy

“Sit down motherfucker!”

We need to feel more comfortable "boo!"ing this kind of shit.

Reminds me of those missionaries who started singing on an Easyjet flight a couple years back. Fucking awful

If only this dipshit had been on one of the 9/11 flights, history would be so different.

There's nothing I love more than people shoving their beliefs in my face. Especially in a space I'm trapped in.... My only hope is that this guy is wrong and plane crash lands.. But everyone is alright except this guy because he was standing in the aisle instead of being strapped in his seat.

It would have been less cringe to just pray for blessing and safety for the flight than this weird statement for the camera. Less cringe. But still cringe.

Would have been pretty funny if the plane crashed, not gonna lie.

This is mental illness

Yell Hail Satan to balance out.

Is that Tyson James?

Hmm...having a religious zealot on a commercial airline reminds of something that happened. What could it be?