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i see this behaviour all the time where i am
it usually turns out to be a local drug dealer or person with moderate to senoir connections within LEA and/or high level crime
It's such a shame that people like this never experience consequences for their actions. Like if someone was just walking past carrying a bucket of paint and tripped right next to the open window.
You are correct. The intent is clearly to instigate and dare someone to say something.
I experienced this yesterday on Father’s Day. Lovely quiet day at the park. Then this asshole pulled up in a giant truck like this with a Trump flag and a 3 percenters decal revving his engine and squealing his tires. For what? This was by a playground at the park. Just a couple other families trying to enjoy themselves and some asshole has to ruin it for everyone. It’s part and parcel to this
new right wing identity — which is essentially just that of a 10 yr old entitled bully
Yet, if someone were to teach mr. a hole a well deserved lesson about respect for others, possibly using blunt instruments, THEY'D be the ones in trouble with the law?? Our society is fucked.
Make sure to roll up the windows and lock it first. From my experience douches like this may also be carrying a gun in the car. Wouldn’t want them to be able to grab that.
Cant get a ticket because its on private property. However, they can be trespassed which means if they come back on the property, they can be arrested simply for being there.
I think an overhead call through the store is in order.
"Will the owner of a tiny cock and a huge pickup truck please move your vehicle out of the handicapped spot...thank you."
People with trucks that think they are special trip me out. Trucks are not special. They typically aren’t fast, don’t handle well and take up a lot of space. They all look the same from the cab back. It’s just a Chevy truck.
I can almost guarantee this mother fucker goes into the tire shop "demanding" they rebalance his rims, align it right this time and asks why his 400 dollar tires are all chopped out and loud.
Unsafe baby dicks are out there killing people on the road with these things?
in the uk i would day this is true, as they are not so ubiquitous, so the choice to buy a giant US sized car is a certain decision... but in the US trucks are so common (loads are work vehicles for example), i dare say it's a cuntish majority that ruins it for the rest
I mean, if a passerby happened to find a note with a 50 USD attached saying "please steal this truck" in my handwriting and actually did it, it's not like I would get in trouble for it, is it?
This is why you order custom bumperstickers that say “Small Dick Squad” or something similar in nature. Gotta be smooth though, like peel-place-escape. Don’t run, it draws attention.
This is fascinating. I wish there was a YouTube channel with someone waiting out by the truck asking to do a quick interview.
I really want to know what these fuck faces think about when doing this
/S
His wife is in labor!!!
And this guy's wife needs a Slushy before she births another baby! (1 of 12 and counting).
What is wrong with other people? This Redneck Pays Taxes and owns a Gun. Sure he did his time in Prison and got some Nazi tattoos. It doesn't mean nothin' He has friends that are "Black people."
Why would he buy such a big Truck? Well, that is because US 2% are the only ones that will be able to defend us all against the Libs when they become NAZIs and try to murder us all with the Internet and chemtrails.
So you can just let "Captain America" park like he do.
/S
I’d take 2x of his Schrader valves. Best $5 at Autozone I ever spent. Taking two means the truck has to be towed to the tire shop to install 2x valves that cost about .10$ each.
Jokes on them, my car is small enough to fit on that spot on the left and I always wanted a new car. I would be all for goading them into destroying my car.
The driver is between 18-22 and this was bought with daddy's money OR the owner is late 20's to early 30's and acts like he is 18-22 years old. I would wager that it was playing mumble rap, the owner was also potentially seen wearing a vented (insert outdoor sports brand of your choice) cap, possibly a mullet with a moustache and absolutely micropenis. The best way to handle this is draw around his truck with chalk that he doesn't get enough attention from his parents.
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This why I always keep magnetic bumper stickers on me. “Cowboy butts drive me nuts” or a good ole “pretty pretty princess” or some kind of My Lil Pony sticker is always on hand for these A-holes
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This is done because they WANT to make others upset. Their goal is to bother other people with their behavior that inconveniences others.
And they want you to say something so they can live out their fantasy of getting in a fight with a stranger with a bad attitude.
This ^
And right in front of a convenience store of course.
You clearly can’t handle his freedoms! ^/s ^obviously
They gotta get attention somehow
Gotta peacock when you have a micro cock
Printing this on stickers to add to the truck is the real answer 😈
Just double park behind them and leave the car running with the music blasting. “Sorry bro, just running in for a minute, I’ll be right out”
i see this behaviour all the time where i am it usually turns out to be a local drug dealer or person with moderate to senoir connections within LEA and/or high level crime
It's such a shame that people like this never experience consequences for their actions. Like if someone was just walking past carrying a bucket of paint and tripped right next to the open window.
Bucket of shrimp. All it takes is one they can’t find
A slurry of feces, fish and seafood scraps.
You are correct. The intent is clearly to instigate and dare someone to say something. I experienced this yesterday on Father’s Day. Lovely quiet day at the park. Then this asshole pulled up in a giant truck like this with a Trump flag and a 3 percenters decal revving his engine and squealing his tires. For what? This was by a playground at the park. Just a couple other families trying to enjoy themselves and some asshole has to ruin it for everyone. It’s part and parcel to this new right wing identity — which is essentially just that of a 10 yr old entitled bully
A legion of Biff Tannens
Yet, if someone were to teach mr. a hole a well deserved lesson about respect for others, possibly using blunt instruments, THEY'D be the ones in trouble with the law?? Our society is fucked.
Take his keys out of the ignition and toss them on the roof
I was gonna say drive it into a ditch, but i like your idea better lol
Yeah right. Whoever drives this truck is probably salivating at the opportunity of getting to shoot someone “cuz my 2nd amendment”
Interesting. Oh, look at that. I also have a second amendment.
Fuck it, getting into a shootout at the quiktrip over this may be worth.
Yea , this just screams “take the bait” behavior
Make sure to roll up the windows and lock it first. From my experience douches like this may also be carrying a gun in the car. Wouldn’t want them to be able to grab that.
Underrated comment
Send this picture to local PD so he can get a ticket.
For real, without rules we can’t have a society.
**"without rules we can’t have a society."** WE ARE LIVING IN A SOCIETY...WE'RE SUPPOSED TO ACT IN A CIVILIZED WAY!!!!
 BOTTOM TEXT
 Bottom man
Technically, they generate most of the power.
Now I've heard speed has something to do with it...
Speed has EVERYTHING to do with it
That quote sounds familiar
Its from Seinfeld.
Tell that to the leaders of our societies, once they act civilized then I imagine the people will follow.
"Laws exist so we may know our freedoms some things aren't just black and white" Goro Majima Yakuza kiwami 2
lol it's probably a cop
Where is the QuikTrip Security Agency when you need them? Back in the 1980s there would be signs on the doors saying the place was protected by them.
> Back in the 1980s There’s your answer
Can they issue a ticket for a parking lot?
Do you see the person blocking handicapped access? Ticket.
Cant get a ticket because its on private property. However, they can be trespassed which means if they come back on the property, they can be arrested simply for being there.
Some people literally have no sense of shame.
I think an overhead call through the store is in order. "Will the owner of a tiny cock and a huge pickup truck please move your vehicle out of the handicapped spot...thank you."
Maybe having a baby dick qualifies as a disability now
I heard a rumor years ago that it is if it's under 2 inches.
If he’s pissing, it’ll be a while. He’ll spend twenty minutes trying to find his dick with all that big dick energy.
Nah. This guy wipes from front to back.
Nah, he wipes Back to Front! Gotta smear that shit all over the taint.
It’s called the brown town.
Everyone should be wiping front to back btw.
'takes me six minutes to get my dick out' - bernie mac
I can hear the Kid Rock….
Most of these trucks are playing Kevin Gates
Clearly a douchey cunt
Yes, I already hate this douche with a burning fervor
>leaves windows down and music blaring So what your saying is the keys are still inside the ignition?
What a loser. Doesn't even have truck nuts
40-something white dude, backwards hat, Oakleys, goatee, sleeveless shirt, 5'5. Did I get his description right?
He wasn’t that tall
People with trucks that think they are special trip me out. Trucks are not special. They typically aren’t fast, don’t handle well and take up a lot of space. They all look the same from the cab back. It’s just a Chevy truck.
Yup, that’s where I dump my ashtray… lol🤡
I once put an ice cream cone face down on a truck hood for blocking the sidewalk at a corner with a handicapped ramp. It made me feel really great.
Next time, bologna
These days that'd be like $10! I'd love to see a big bag of full-cream milk thrown in the window. Maximum bang for your buck!
Lol I didn't like the flavor anyway
Overcompensating much?
This dude is so fuckin sick
[удалено]
Vacc’d by the Lord’s Prayer and a can of monster energy drink
Isn't that how cars get stolen?
I’m not usually one for destruction of property but I’d make an exception for this
The bigger the truck, the dumber the fuck!
People wonder why their car got keyed.
It’d be a shame if someone tossed an open milk onto the seat.
Or a rotten watermelon
An "accidental" trip and fall with your keys in your hand as you reach out to that truck to catch yourself, would be a true shame...
Pull up and block his ass in
I’ll never understand the lift kit (meant for off-roading) with low profile tires and big rims
It’s there to let you know just how small their penis is
Look. Sometimes, they just need to let everyone know that they kiss their dad right on the mouth still.
I can almost guarantee this mother fucker goes into the tire shop "demanding" they rebalance his rims, align it right this time and asks why his 400 dollar tires are all chopped out and loud. Unsafe baby dicks are out there killing people on the road with these things?
Truck drivers. 90% tools. This is simply a matter of record.
in the uk i would day this is true, as they are not so ubiquitous, so the choice to buy a giant US sized car is a certain decision... but in the US trucks are so common (loads are work vehicles for example), i dare say it's a cuntish majority that ruins it for the rest
I mean, if a passerby happened to find a note with a 50 USD attached saying "please steal this truck" in my handwriting and actually did it, it's not like I would get in trouble for it, is it?
Small PP.
This is exactly the main character parking spot.
That guy's so fuckin cool 🙄
Negative dick energy
It’s just a QuickTrip in though..
Texas?
Has 2 inch penis
-2 inches.
This is why you order custom bumperstickers that say “Small Dick Squad” or something similar in nature. Gotta be smooth though, like peel-place-escape. Don’t run, it draws attention.
I wanna add a sticker that’s says,”it’s not that big.” And/or “you’re a bigger dick than you have”
Someone driving a jacked up truck is an asshole? Say it isn't so!
Modern day Peacocking. The ladies namely those named Starla, Marlene, Trixie see and hear this and jump on in.
I heard those tires tend to attract sharp objects.
Super glue his door handles so I can open his door he'll be funny as fuck
Hey woa now now, he could just be there for a QuikTrip
Sounds like a good way to get a capped coke bottle with a couple mentos inside thrown into the cab 🤷
“But I’m just going in for minute”
“Plays kid rock”
Spit in the window 👍
Towing it would be so satisfying
The behavior matches what the vehicle looks like.
No, not a truck driver!
Accidentally chuck a milkshake through the window
I think this is actually one of the absolute *worst* parking jobs I've ever seen.
[Steve “mothertrucking” polychronopolous](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DhVImjLOqLE)
Just key it when you walk by.
Can he go off-road with those tyres? Seems like the point of a truck and especially one with those shocks is to go off road? Am I wrong?
Ah it’s Mr. Willy Smalls! A local favorite
The visual representation of insecurity
I am surprised no one stab theirs tires
And a little peen based off the tires
Looks like someone needs to drop a drink into the driver seat since he left the windows down.
Windows open = trash opening
He put all his skill points into FREEDOM.
Looks like an open dumpster to me. Any trash I got is going in.
In his defense, he's only there for a QuikTrip.
"Rules and regulations were created for chumps"
This is fascinating. I wish there was a YouTube channel with someone waiting out by the truck asking to do a quick interview. I really want to know what these fuck faces think about when doing this
Why black out the license plate? The whole point of the post is to shame them.
Exactly
Part of me wishes the price of gas would triple to kill these stupid trucks off like high gas prices originally killed the Hummer.
Having an inverted penis could be considered a handicap...
If I was the cashier I wouldn't serve him until he fixed it. It would be my little power move hehe
R/imatotalpieceofshit
Threw some eggs inside.
God that would complete my day and it’s still early
Smoke bomb, fire cracker, stink bomb all good choices
I'm more distracted by the fact that their sign guy misspelled KwikTrip
get them towed.
"I dunno...must have popped into reverse on its own"
More like Dicktip.
Is he playing Born in the USA by Bruce Springsteen?
/S His wife is in labor!!! And this guy's wife needs a Slushy before she births another baby! (1 of 12 and counting). What is wrong with other people? This Redneck Pays Taxes and owns a Gun. Sure he did his time in Prison and got some Nazi tattoos. It doesn't mean nothin' He has friends that are "Black people." Why would he buy such a big Truck? Well, that is because US 2% are the only ones that will be able to defend us all against the Libs when they become NAZIs and try to murder us all with the Internet and chemtrails. So you can just let "Captain America" park like he do. /S
I like how they eat $30 of gas station food daily then complain
My panties are wet /s
Too bad about his micropenis, though
You better have keyed it
It should be legal to smash the windshield of someone who does this.
Here's just going in there to buy beer for those teens
|___________________________________| <- Dick this big
this person is drunk for sure
Take it
What did you end up saying to them?
NPCs aren’t allowed to talk to the main character are you crazy?!
Are KwikTrip and QuikTrip the same thing or am I trippin? I thought they had to pick a more different name. Like QuikStop?
don't worry he's only going in for a quick trip
I’d take 2x of his Schrader valves. Best $5 at Autozone I ever spent. Taking two means the truck has to be towed to the tire shop to install 2x valves that cost about .10$ each.
I don't think"quick trip" means what he thinks it means.
Why block the plate number for that douche
POV: He's from the Balkans
Piss discs
Which QuikTrip was this again?
Mentally handicapped?
He was just making a QuikTrip inside
I wish someone would’ve stolen it.
Nothing like a large pop through that open window
He's obviously there to make a quick trip.
Pull down his handbrake
Just park in the handicap spot if you have a placard. Problem solved.
Looks like a free truck to me
I have done this before. Go in the car, roll up the windows, lock the doors, shut the door behind me, and just walk away leaving vehicle running.
Should have got in and drove it a mile away and left it there
The big L birthmark across his forehead did him in.
Purposely looking for a fight.
I mean, it is jus a quick trip...
Good looking truck.
Jokes on them, my car is small enough to fit on that spot on the left and I always wanted a new car. I would be all for goading them into destroying my car.
Drunk probably
Where is Reacher when we need him
Im not advocating violence, but those tires would look great with a screw driver in them.
Hey leave him alone, he’s just going on a quick trip, he won’t be there long
The driver is the only handicapped person here.
It would be a shame if someone clipped the valve stems
Must be Mad Max
I would have walked by slowly with my key palmed. A nice big scratch down the side would have made me happy at least.
If I had my coffee with me (which I usually do) that shots getting dumped in the front seat
Bummer when he comes out to a giant loogie on his door handle, tough day my guy.
Should have taken a shit on their driver seat.
How about you send this pic with license plate to the police where it will really make a difference?
Most respectful lifted pickup truck driver.
Perfect place to throw a glitter bomb then
Keys are still in ignition, lock him out
Is not every single person walking by gonna use it as trash bin with the windows down and that behavior?
I call them pavement princesses, and if I ever catch road rage from them I just do a little lower lip pout and this 🤏 at them lol
EVERYONE LOOOOKK ATTT MEEEEE
Shit through the window lol
"Why do you hate truck drivers?"
The degree of lift is inversely proportional to the size of their penis.
Merica
The driver is between 18-22 and this was bought with daddy's money OR the owner is late 20's to early 30's and acts like he is 18-22 years old. I would wager that it was playing mumble rap, the owner was also potentially seen wearing a vented (insert outdoor sports brand of your choice) cap, possibly a mullet with a moustache and absolutely micropenis. The best way to handle this is draw around his truck with chalk that he doesn't get enough attention from his parents. Downvotes to this comment will be made by the personality types listed above, or the father who purchased such a vehicle for all the world to join in unison of hatred for their offspring.
Exactly. You have been upvoted
This why I always keep magnetic bumper stickers on me. “Cowboy butts drive me nuts” or a good ole “pretty pretty princess” or some kind of My Lil Pony sticker is always on hand for these A-holes