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BleakCountry

Ban filming in gyms. Problem solved.


mopxhead

I hope this happens sooner than later. Gyms should 100% ban filming inside and all this bullshit content will start to go away.


BleakCountry

There is an independent gym close to where I work that activity advertise the fact that no photography or filming is allowed inside and apparently they have become very popular as a result, which shows that it probably wouldn't hurt big franchise gyms to adopt a similar policy.


JoeN0t5ur3

I'm slightly confused as to why this hasn't happened. It's private property no shirt no shoes no camera no dice.


BleakCountry

Probably to do with the logistics of it, most of the big franchise gym don't have enough staff to be actively watching everyone all of the time. But in a place where people who are insecure about their bodies and their looks regularly go to try and improve those things, filming absolutely should be banned.


YujiroRapeVictim

most of the staff at my gym are teenagers. teenagers are lazy.


Putthebunnyback

Oh, so suddenly I'm wrong for wanting to play some DnD at the gym? Well screw you too, buddy!


Soggy-Log6664

People playing dice games in gyms now??


International_War862

Youre there to train so you dont need a nat 20 to defeat the red dragon


JoeN0t5ur3

That's an old reference to Fast Times at Ridgemont


soundwhisper

There's a high demand in fat guys beating off while watching hot chicks work out in the gym


nipslippinjizzsippin

many do have policies for recording, they just dont dont enforce it that strictly as most of the time its not impacting anyone and goes unreported.


SystematicHydromatic

This is 100% the way it should be in all gyms. This crap has got to stop.


Professional_Echo907

Also, we need a few serial killers who only target TikTok dancers. I think we can make this happen with a properly produced Dexter reboot… 👀 ![gif](giphy|S2u9Ldmx480O4) /s


ProblemLongjumping12

Said this before and got downvoted into oblivion by simps who live to sniff sweaty undergarments from workout streamers. Reddit is absolutely fucked.


DillysRevenge

Was she filming this or some other random person filming her?


laughingashley

Both, she had the crotch cam


humoristhenewblack

Umm where’s the crotch cam? I only see the guy filming her.


xDragonetti

Umm gotta click the link in the bio. But first! ![gif](giphy|HxMhuDg7O4pKOhhcRC) 😂


DistinctDetective973

HA this is the best thing I’ve read all week! But I also know the phrase “crotch cam” will not be leaving my brain for at least this week.


UnicornBestFriend

Seems like good policy. No filming = fewer distractions = better focus on safety and form. Also, fewer assholes.


catdog-cat-dog

I've always wanted to open an old-school gym. I've been saying this for years. Hammerstrength, refurbished old school nautilus equipment and some custom stuff. Whole free weight section where loud noises aren't punished. Just don't throw my shit and we're good. Contract agreement not to film as part of the entry to join so there's zero repercussions to kicking them out.


cyclenautic

👁️👄👁️ I'm Old Gregg!


Timstantmessage

^watcha ^doin ^in ^ma ^waters


ThiccRick421

Easy now fuzzy little man peach


Bavisto

You ever drunk Bailey’s from a shoe?


SassySpider

Creamy


dvn_rvthernot

soft, creamy beige 👁👄👁


squatchsax

...not fishing


Dreddlok1976

Yo hooks in ma head mothalicka.


hightechythingymajig

Then why is it attached to your pole motha licka


Dreddlok1976

You don't know me. You don't know what I got.


GrahamCawthorne

Do ya love me? Could you ever love me?


HansVonSnicklefritz

Are you playing your love games with me?


killerkitten61

We could do watercolors together you and I


Dreddlok1976

You wanna go to a club where people wee on each otha?


iamnas

You know me, you’ve seen my downstairs mix up


Dreddlok1976

Could you learn to love meh?


PotatoPete26

Ever drink Bailey's from a shoe?


Successful_Load5719

You’re like a breadstick: ya got no rhythm


SassySpider

I love you


spacemantodd

Fuzzy little man peach


AdeptWelder3250

Core memory unlocked


Fast_Eddy7572

As close as you can get to Baileys without your eyes gettin’ wet


Hot_Recognition1798

Ma'am, are you taking a shit? Do you need some tp?


koopa72

I think she's laying an egg 🥚


Hot_Recognition1798

*pop*


Imhidingfromu

More like *ssssssschhhhhlup*


El_Maton_de_Plata

This guy lays


greasychickenparma

Onomatopoeia 👌


morbidaar

Move it football head.


Bitter-Major-5595

I think she’s advertising her Only Fans…


TheDarkMothRises

“I need tp for my bunghole!”


babygravy_03

![gif](giphy|bJjlKoJuFZxCw)


Goodaccount

For her bunghole


jipjoppy1997

It’s a hip mobility exercise


PolkaDotDancer

![gif](giphy|CQIAw2txlxxadyuP1H)


TheBigMotherFook

Some people pay a lot of money for that. Maybe she’s just training for her job?


molewarp

[Sheela na gig - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheela_na_gig)


matecito_cosmico

Lol. I didnt know this. Thanks


a_a_ronc

Watch the movie “Men” to get your fill of those statues.


ahhpoo

The archaeological knowledge needed for this burn is inspiring


Kino_Afi

Oh man, 1000 years from now, dickbutt graffiti is gonna have archeological significance lmao


Callmeklayton

I think about that a lot. Historians 1,000 years from now are going to be judging our culture largely on shitposts and bad TikToks because that's what takes up most of social media.


RedWhiteAndBooo

![gif](giphy|3og0IMJcSI8p6hYQXS)


SilverMetalist

Thanks for the chance to learn something new.


Mostly-Relevant

“Put money in your idle hole”.


Sunset-in-Jupiter

“You exhibitionist!!” ❤️❤️❤️ gonna see her this fall can’t wait :)


JakeDC

Thanks, I hate it.


softstones

Reminds me of an ex, I should call her.


NectarOfTheBussy

I’ll also give your mom a call


murder-farts

Give your balls a tug


eaten_by_pigs

I knew this looked familiar [Attack Attack! - Stick Stickly](https://youtu.be/KDzt6yI3Dw8?si=nbi5-964sZXIP2fL)


Any_Freedom9086

Lol crab core, what a time


eaten_by_pigs

Lmao the good ol times 😅


Any_Freedom9086

I miss it lol


ShadowFigured

I’m so glad someone mentioned Stick Stickly 🤣🤣🤣


eaten_by_pigs

It's a classic! The Beetles of our time 😏😎😅


INeedANerf

This song took me back to high school.


eaten_by_pigs

Same lmao 2006-2010 for me, fucking graduated 14 years ago already 😭


MrH1325

Good tune, thanks for the introduction.


OneBaldingWookiee

Gah damn you just resurrected a memory I forgot I had. Wow.


addy_daddy24

I thought she was about to take a shit


BigTale9981

Lookin like a god damn frog with tits


mothandravenstudio

Grotesquerie.


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-You_Cant_Stop_Me-

Gollum with a tit job.


No-Second-Kill-Death

Oh god. Ruthless but well played.  I would have gone with: Is she practicing throwing lit cigarettes down a methane filled sewage pipe in Russia.  Precious!


SmileParticular9396

Good lord 💀


Sumthrowaway241

I don't want to body shame, if anything I'M the last guy who should be talking about how others look, but she does look... gaunt in areas that give a kind of horror movie vibe.


--ThirdCultureKid--

I don’t get it either. The more plastic surgery a woman gets the more it turns me off.


jatmood

I have at times found her attractively trashy


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Fleetingfarts

Dad I’m scared.


Todd-The-Wraith

Hi Scared I’m Dad


jipjoppy1997

Bruh it’s literally a hip mobility exercise.


SolomonSyn

She has that plastic bottle look.


Lanky_Audience_4848

She’s certainly not UN-attractive. So yea. Would smash in a heart beat.


CLamour91

Fake lips, tits, I wonder if any of her is real


mrselfdestruct066

Gross. But I still want to see them


12_leon_12

This should be a sub


EatSteel63

Make it and they will come


BenjTheMaestro

![gif](giphy|F8nD8ql8CcbeM)


kaybeanz69

Barbie dolls are more real


BAY35music

Her ego probably


Flygirl2b

Need attention???


6TheAudacity9

“All these perverts were staring at me today!”


ajn63

Poor attempt at promoting her OF.


ThisJoeLee

She brought her own weights.


babyducktacos69

Sadly she looks 46 but is actually 24 :(


Nextdoorneighbeer

Not that it makes a huge difference but she is 30


Crepes_for_days3000

Too much plastic surgery really ages people. Like Kylie Jenner really looks like she's well into her 40s.


Irreligious_PreacheR

I swear she goes to my gym.


bullowl

Do you live in Santa Monica? If so, she might.


Irreligious_PreacheR

No, London. Okay she's got a very similarly constructed doppelganger. To be fair, it's just the impossibly large breasts and lips. I appreciate that's not unique but gosh if you put this woman in a line up, she'd be getting falsely accused.


beemoviescript1988

all of them look the same... it's so creepy and ugly


LilJerq11

![gif](giphy|Y4amydtsT11DMxWCdP|downsized)


ffchn

Add some horns and we have a Wendigo


Mostly_sunny123

How does she get that wild definition in her pecs? Creatine?


baddobbyfischer

Silicone


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murder-farts

The curtains don’t match the pubes that’s for sure.


Urschleim_in_Silicon

The hero we needed. Thank you for this. How come she looks so much better on OF though? Edit: Oh ffs. Not sure why they deleted the comment but it [was this](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=xqGE7_6Y1IlC-ECN).


BurblingCreature

Not my proudest wank 🙃


Pitiful-Highlight-69

Genuinely wonderful


NintendoLove

My god that is so hot


Confident_Passage789

Jasmin??


_throwmeinthetrash

Exact same thought!


powerebytoebeans

It really looks like her!


chocolate-wyngz

I thought it was her too.


Little_Shit-69

r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs sorry couldn’t resist


Urschleim_in_Silicon

Honestly thought that's what sub this was. lol.


Imafraidofkiwifruit

Now, walk around like a crab for my entertainment!


KD729

Jesus Christ guys she's stretching her groin and hips before working out. please act like you've seen a human with fake tits before


avocado_ndunkin

![gif](giphy|iuXVOpq3H985SaMFsh|downsized)


TheInternetsLOL

Maybe Zoidberg would be impressed.


kaytiejay25

I wish filming in the gym was against the rules when it came to social media. this is so cringe


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I hate this generation


devilsbard

Wasn’t this same OF model posted here like yesterday? It’s just generating traffic for her. Respect the hustle, though.


WinRaRtrailInfinity

Where is link tho ?


New_Independence3765

The fit chick is Marisol Yotta


WinRaRtrailInfinity

Thank you good sir 🧐🤠


nipslippinjizzsippin

i dont know if this is MC shes not filming herself, someone else is, presumably someone she knows probably for her the IG, but still. as for what she doing its just just stretching but she has huge fake knorcks in a tight top. fault her on her life choices sure but shes not in the way or doing anything wrong.


Plenty_Status_6168

What the hell was that


Wechillin-Cpl

Mutant..


Kingdrashield

She reminds me of those weird dancers in majoras mask, early on in termina. The ones that hypnotize the guards.


Yatsey007

Marisol Yotta if you're interested.


piggytoots

Fake water balloons 🎈 gross.


MarvelNerdess

Maybe the fact that I'm watching it on mute changes things, but it looks like she's just stretching.


Altruistic_Ad6666

Okay maybe I'm just tired so brain no work. But how's she being an mc? She's just stretching? Weirdly. Sure. But she's not causing a scene, she's not the one recording //to our knowledge//, she doesnt even react negatively. Her body is business and shes not being rude or disruptive.


jipjoppy1997

Yeah man this sub is garbage. Glad to find someone else who sees this. Most of the people are just making fun of her body, not even attempting to relate it to “main character behavior”.


Greggs88

This sub used to be a place to call out people for being obnoxious and disrespectful to others. Now it's a place to mock anyone who decides to film themselves outside of their home. I think my favorite post was a girl judged an MC because she was singing too loud in the middle of the day on a completely empty street. Apparently if you aren't a professional singer you need to STFU, stay inside and don't you dare film yourself.


docdeathray

future Harkonnen pet


DeepInTheSheep

Post-op Zoidberg


Darflin

Not Jasmine from 90 day fiance 🤣🤣🤣


LACIRCA2044

Pretty sure that’s Marisol Yotta


TonsOfTabs

If they just ban filming in gyms, 85 percent of main characters will disappear. Seems like an easy fix, print a paper up that says “ NO RECORDING or be perma banned”. Easy fix.


GroundbreakingPea865

The intro to her OnlyFans. Like the man said BAN PHONES in gyms. They love attention but hate you for glancing at them sideways. Even if your just waiting for the station they've been on for half an hour. They should just have a selfie station waaay in back of the gym. Lots of light and some freshly cut flowers...😂


Bobertopia

Damn such a main character. What’s her @?


PlayStationPepe

![gif](giphy|E4lEBTJKZXA6bVYAb4|downsized)


RocketNovaX

Fucking creep, who tf records someone stretching thinking they are weird. The only “main character” here is the pos camera man


Responsible_Store890

She's literally just stretching...?


dxohxg

Final boss type shit


Due-Concern6330

those tig old bitties though......


TempHat8401

Would.


Beneficial_Duck_7947

I’m so tired of OF advertisements. Please just stop invading spaces where kids are you stupid dumb pos


Ok_Variation7230

That is just a Puta


Wise_Ad_253

How to not let poop touch your ankles


jipjoppy1997

Dude what is even main character about this


Inside_Lead3003

No issues here.


cooldudeman007

This is a good stretch? What’s wrong


SoardOfMagnificent

I’m just looking at that guy in background with the white shirt.


xxojxx

Ppl look at my weird at the gym. But imma post to let thousands to watch in private. What a joke


lookout450

Reminds me of a spider with huge tits.


IV_Blackmoon_angel

Was thinking of a crab with boobs lol


chowler

Built like an Elden Ring enemy


anonymousantifas

Yea …….weird…


humourism

I was really hoping the clip would end with her skittering off in that stance while mimicking crab claws with her hands.


qionne

i don’t get it. what’s the problem here


dr_van_nostren

Marisol Yotta. Who’s filming this tho, her or the OP?


TheAutismo4491

Nah, she's just a crabcore enjoyer. She probably listens to Attack! Attack! while working out.


dongdongplongplong

looks like a xenomorph guarding its eggs


Papa_Head

You looked at her and recorded her. You’re a creep and a weirdo 🤓🤓🤓


aryndar

No phones in gyms


Ayiti79

When you want to work out in peace than a crab like enemy appears like a random enemy off of Earthbound 2 or Like a Dragon 7 🤦🏽‍♂️


Ryan120420

![gif](giphy|YaUfBtDNf7TGayf3Rn|downsized)


Recreant793

Gotta give the puss a good old stretch before you start those sets. Seems pretty standard.


NobodyImportant13

This actually is a legit stretch called a sumo-squat scretch.


shadowsurge

Yeah, I promise I look far uglier doing it, but it's very good for tight hips, most people who sit at a desk all day could actually really benefit from doing this.


-DOOKIE

I feel like I'm missing something then. Because why is this posted here if it's just her doing a normal stretch? Literally nothing else happens.


NobodyImportant13

Because people can't help themselves. On one hand you have people that will insult anything an "attractive" women does in the gym. On the other hand you have people who revert to monke brain and upvote any time they see a girl with massive tits. Either way: Upvotes and engagement. Yay!


beemoviescript1988

that plastic surgery face is sooo fucking ugly! why do people do that to themselves?!


firewire87

They’re real and they’re spectacular


dyllandor

The weird one would be the one filming creep shots at the gym


kknxia

I mean this is almost definitely set up by her for her social media promotion.


halimusicbish

She's just doing her mating ritual


huhuhuhhhh

She has low ass self esteem