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GM: God Emperor, If you let me live, I won’t hit that eldussy again.

Big E: My man... what do you think human supremacy means? Out breeding them is beating them in the long run.

"God Emperor.... If you're listening... Please let me live and see this Battle through so I can see again that Sororita with Ze Big Titties. "

I tend to believe theory that some “Catheric” books end up in the hands of the Ecclesiarchy. I’d imagine they coopted the Lord’s Prayer or one of the Creeds.

Plot twist: All the holy scriptures about the Emperor are just a random assortment of past religious texts with the names of the original gods replaced with "God Emperor of Mankind".

Well, if the big E himself had blessings this long on his armor Horus couldn't have ever hurt him like that

Self-confidence

"Dear myself, please protect me in my battle against my misbehaving child Horus."

My favourite part of this piece is the sheer exhaustion on his face.

40,000 years in the future and they’ve still got rhino mounts lol

Am I the only one that thought those purity seals were really long, creepy fingers?

Do guardsmen get purity seals? I don't think ive seen them before

I always figured they made them themselves.