Instead of lung cancer he has prostate cancer

But he’s going to be ok because he gets his prostrate checked regularly so they caught it early

Yes exactly lol

The one who skydives

Q is Jesse. Sal is Hank. Joe is Skyler (pregnant belly).

Murr being a shitty husband to Joe is the fanfiction I didn’t know I wanted

Honestly makes him look like a ferret more

Instead of meth he sells ferrets in states they’re illegal in

Fitting since they’re apparently illegal in New York xD

Yo Murr should grow a goatee

I am the one who knocks... ...it out of the park every time I'm punished.

Murr is tonight's big loser so for his punishment today we're taking him out to the middle of the desert to cook meth

I think this guy works at my local pep boys

For Murr's punishment, he has to kill Crazy 8 in the basement!

I wish murr had left instead of Joe

ari aster