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freneticboarder

**Exceptionally** incorgnito.


Parking-Artichoke823

That is a very long doggo


Jonny_Thundergun

Looks like an optical illusion.


SarcasmCupcakes

r/longboyes


Lvl100Magikarp

He looks like a [tamarind pod](https://img2.exportersindia.com/product_images/bc-full/2023/3/11439895/fresh-tamarind-1680067513-6823735.jpeg)


Careful-Artichoke468

That's pretty funny šŸ˜


Parking-Artichoke823

Hello there, fellow Artichoke!


Careful-Artichoke468

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Parking-Artichoke823

I noticed you have another good boy! I request immediate boops and treat both for Zeus and the foxy-long boy. Please send proof of distribution


Careful-Artichoke468

I really appreciate you taking the time to notice Zeus, however last fall we lost him suddenly when a lung tumor kind of took over. I haven't really had it in me to post any real goodbye or talk about it really. The fox and her cat bros have been getting double boops this week


Parking-Artichoke823

I will take the liberty of ignoring your comment and keep living in a world where Zeus is running on the fields, chasing squirrels and begs for treats, thanks


socarrat

Itā€™s like CatDog, but DogDog.


ReluctantlyHuman

He's so long it's making me a little uncomfortable with how he is making that u-shape.


pbjellythyme

hahaha yeah that curve is freaking me out


dalaigh93

That curve makes me think that they missed the "ferret" part of his DNA šŸ¤£


Careful-Artichoke468

Ha! šŸ˜šŸ¤”


freneticboarder

Inorite?


princessohio

Thereā€™s no fox?! šŸ¦Š insanity


Careful-Artichoke468

That's the #1 thing people say when they see her


Swirleynoise

What about Volpino Italiano? Isnā€™t that ā€œItalian foxā€?


anothermegan

I canā€™t believe he doesnā€™t even has a little dachshund on him!


mortuarybarbue

But long dog is long. If he not corgi, why he not dachshund?


Differlot

I need a pic of him straightened out lol


Careful-Artichoke468

There's a good one I posted here before with a zucchini for scale


cloud_of_fluff

Lol we have similar incorgnito dogs! My pinned has his dna


Careful-Artichoke468

Ha I couldn't believe mine didn't have any chihuahua either, she's super clingy while also needing plenty of space


danger_cheeks

Love them low riding incorgnitos


rmcgah

lol mine got chow chow and chihuahua


Careful-Artichoke468

Ha yours kinda makes sense I think. I'm really enjoying looking at other people's results. I swear mine swapped her test. I'd expect some chihuahua here. She's super lovey/don't look at me


GreenArcher808

Sploot indicates powerful corgi spirit even if DNA doesnā€™t support that.


HMend

Honorary incorgnito!


bluecoag

Iā€™ve never seen a bright orange dog before


garfieldsfatass

Your dog looks like one of those taxidermy fox scarves


Careful-Artichoke468

When we're cold we just put her around our neck šŸ˜€


TheMrDrB

Cute kitty too


minininjatriforceman

Still it looks like he tested 100% for the best of good boys.


KayEmGee

!!!!This happened to us too! We were told by the shelter our pup was half husky and half corgi. Short legged, long body. Everyone and anyone has guessed heā€™s corgi. Did a dna test through Embarkā€¦0% corgi!! I donā€™t believe it.


Careful-Artichoke468

I'm like did corgis come from huskies? Seems a little strange but OK


KayEmGee

Yea somethings fishy!! The other breeds are totally different from yours but I swear our dogs could be related šŸ˜†


Careful-Artichoke468

Ha they probably are, all her closest matches to other dogs were all huskies. I can def see it in yours!


Creoda

Crazy DNA results. It's clearly a cat.


Careful-Artichoke468

After fox, cat is the next guess. She eats the cat food the cats eat her food..


Willing_Bad9857

Looked at some of the other pics in your profile Tbf the husky part seems suuuuper obvious I wouldā€™ve guessed husky + corgi + whatever red


djDef80

Centaur-dog. Centog? That is a very loooooong boy.


Reitermadchen

Excuse me, thatā€™s a fox.


compscilady

Such a cutie! Honestly based on your other photos Iā€™m not surprised if they have no corgi in them!


level1enemy

Pah! Corg enough for me. Damn the dna!


crankgirl

Aw but he is a splooter at least. :)


foxyboxy89

Come on over to r/husky!


TheyStillOweYouMoney

Also, maybe not as devastating, it appears that she is probably at least 5% noodle just by looking at the condition of her spine.


weshtlife

She definitely belongs over on r/noodlebones


Careful-Artichoke468

Noodles musr have no dna so I guess that's why it didn't show up.. šŸ« 


xtexjrrdammit

Such a cutie so matter what!!!


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AngstyUchiha

Nah, I've seen plenty of people here welcoming incorgnitos with no actual corg in them! They're truly incorgnito if they manage to look so much like one!


Careful-Artichoke468

Aw they deleted their comment but I thought it was funny and kinda the first thing I thought. Time to be banished ;)