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_bhavyeah_13

She be like: Baby, see hu main south delhi ki / vegan wali diet, almond wala ghee / mera mann jo karega na, main wahi karungi / ese choti-moti gaadi me main nahi baithungi


Rizzis_All_iHave

Bhai metro le aaya main tere liye, isse bda kya chahiye ab tujhe😭💀


_bhavyeah_13

yeh verse yaad aagya after reading your chat, isiliye likh dia btw, main toh khud metro prefer krti hu 😭😭


weapon-a

More expensive than fortuner


Upside_down69

Faartuner


Rizzis_All_iHave

MLA wali gadi*


Rizzis_All_iHave

And btw this is the “leastest” dramatic thing in this story which I just shared. Aur bhi bahut kucch kiya isne but nvm😂😂


_bhavyeah_13

least se bhi aur niche kya ho skta hai jo tumhe leastest use krne par majboor krdia 🥲


Rizzis_All_iHave

Saving it for some other day.🤡


Momsspaghetti111

Share kar na brooo. We are invested.


Rizzis_All_iHave

We met on bumble. So I was not using Instagram at the moment. So she insisted that I should make a new account on Instagram so that she can confirm that I am not a catfish. But I told her I’m not going to do it for the heck of confirming my identity. Then she said send me a video saying my name, I sent her a video, then I gave her my YT channel’s link, she commented on one of my videos and told me to reply asap, but without even telling me on which video she commented. While I was searching for the comment, she messaged me and said “Jiska account hai tum usko message krke bol rhe ho na k reply krde us comment ka”. I was like WTF and sent her a screenshot of YT Studio where I had opened my channel’s profile. Iske baad she was like k just make a fake account and we’ll talk there, I’m not active here, so I made a fake account and we talked there, so on Instagram also she was behaving so insensitive and making rubbish jokes and I was like okay. Then after 7-8 messages, this ss chat happened.📞🫂


Rizzis_All_iHave

Kahin tum bhi to aisi hi nhi….💀


_bhavyeah_13

[https://www.reddit.com/r/IndianBoysOnTinder/comments/1cyns7l/comment/l5auf97/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/IndianBoysOnTinder/comments/1cyns7l/comment/l5auf97/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


Rizzis_All_iHave

😂😂😂😂😂


Rizzis_All_iHave

Chlo fir metro mein hi chalte hain🫂 Tum zra India Gate ghuma laun


_bhavyeah_13

air fry hojayenge metro se bahar nikalte hi 🫠


Rizzis_All_iHave

Vaise do suggest me some places to eat. I’m new here and live near Rajinder Nagar.


_bhavyeah_13

CP hi pass pad jayega fhir toh! mazze karo waha :p


Rizzis_All_iHave

CP mein mostly cafes and restaurants hain, I wanted to experience some street food here. I’ve been to Jama Masjid before, so except that.


_bhavyeah_13

achaaa, fhir to lambi list hai! start with parathey wali gali 🤌🏻 (aur waha ka kulfi falooda 🤌🏻🤌🏻)


Rizzis_All_iHave

Tum chalo to, Garmi main dur kr dunga🫂😌


_bhavyeah_13

kese? chalte fhirte AC ho kya tum?


Rizzis_All_iHave

Cooler* Tried and tested


_bhavyeah_13

i would need more proof than this 👽


Unique-One2746

Bhai mere room pr aaja bhai thoda thanda kr de room...


snoringgroot

First time ive actually understood the lyrics, i thank you and hate you for giving me this knowledge


_bhavyeah_13

lol why hate 😭😂


snoringgroot

Coz now i understand the song😭 it was all gibberish to me and what even is almond wala ghee😂


Emergency-Speaker-48

🤣🤣🤣


DryVaginaaLicker21

abe janti ni tu hu mai boht bada G, heavy driver hi aate sabki mouj kara di


_bhavyeah_13

arey KhullarG aap yaha!


Samagarwal69

Bro should be proud after all he didn't just dodged a bullet but a full missile


Rizzis_All_iHave

Yeah bro, but she was also a patakha🧨


Samagarwal69

Patakha bhi bhai fussi bomb nikl jata baad mein


Rizzis_All_iHave

Hn bhai ho bhi sakta hai, barood ka andaza nhi lgta sirf dekh ke🧨💀


50shadesofanerd

girls in delhi are entitled because of the privilege. nothing new. again, not all.


Rizzis_All_iHave

Yeah I also feel the same. And most of them look cute and hot but whenever they open their mouth and start to speak, you don’t want to converse with them afterwards and they want guys with big and expensive cars.🚬🗿


50shadesofanerd

try offline, much better


Rizzis_All_iHave

I can’t find girls aise offline here. And even if I do, it’s not possible to talk to them because they’re mostly in groups. So idk it didn’t work for me.


hoppedonchai

Most Delhi girls. Once a girl commented ki you drive an i10 is most disparaging tone? I don't even have an i10 😭


Rizzis_All_iHave

😭😭💀


dicksharpner

Should've closed with wow the trash has started to take itself out


Rizzis_All_iHave

The messages were: Wow Really?😂😂


funny_guy_24

Ek ch*t ke liye kitna magaj maari karna padtha hai yrr 😪


Rizzis_All_iHave

Hn na bhai💀👀 Pr wo to gadi wale ko milega, mujhe thodi🗿


Frosty_Conclusion972

Papa ki Gaadi leke jaunga toh wo Papa ke saath jayegi ya mere saath? >.<


Rizzis_All_iHave

Wo Papa nhi Daddy dhoond rhi hai bhai😭


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https://www.reddit.com/r/Indiangirlsontinder/s/PZmvIb0XtX


Rizzis_All_iHave

Feeling sed for you🤌💀


[deleted]

Bhai tu comments padhke feeling proud pe ajyaga


Rizzis_All_iHave

Bhai bhai tum to dil hi jeet liye🫵♥️


crazytrojan11

UPSC nikalo, IPS bano aur fir police van mein bitha kr jail le jao ise 🤣 Good for you OP, you dodged a missile. Aisi gold diggers se durr hi rhna sahi hai 😅


Rizzis_All_iHave

Bhai Rajinder Nagar sirf rehta hi hoon main, UPSC nhi kr rha hoon bhai💀


oonthetiger

Name and shame 💀


Rizzis_All_iHave

We don’t do that here!💀