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SchrodingersClown

bro's post nut clarity lasted one month.


AgentSchrute101

apparently you can say anything if its followed by sparkles emoji I like big butts and I cannot lie ✨✨✨


ReallyPissedStranger

You other brothers can't deny ✨✨


AgentSchrute101

That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist ✨✨✨


ReallyPissedStranger

And a round thing in your face ✨✨


AgentSchrute101

It's clear that we both love this song ✨✨✨


IllogicalLogistician

And big butts


SamTheChamp0503

I like girls below 7 ✨✨✨✨


Touchmybanana69

If her age is on the clock, she's not ready for this cock.✨✨✨


SamTheChamp0503

well she is....would feel even better The smaller , the tighter 💀💀


AgentSchrute101

isnt that too old? ✨✨✨


SamTheChamp0503

maybe :0 Ig below 3-4 might be good


UnhappyConstant1663

Another day, another weird men post from Priyanka


ReallyPissedStranger

Kuchh time mein yeh creator ho jayegi IndianBoysOnTinder ki 😌😌


xnxeaddy13

I hope you find the greatest guy priyanka ✨💪🏻🫡


priyanka_workmail

Thank you


Vaidik_KIRA05

did somebody summon me just now🫣


AgentSchrute101

saade, ladki dekhi nahi ki aa gaye sab


Noobster30

Mandir bana nhi bhikhari aane shuru


Bigg_pp_papa

Nobody: Naveen sprinkling his shitty thoughts : ✨


thetoublemaker

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time" --- Robin Williams


priyanka_workmail

Whoaaaa, I'm gonna use this generously in my conversations and I'm sure I'll be given enough reasons to


thetoublemaker

You're welcome!


Noobster30

Woahhh man😂😂


permanenthoonsir

Virat?!


Vaidik_KIRA05

Kohli?


permanenthoonsir

Gautam?


Noobster30

Soja bhai


Spiritual_Pattern_14

sakcy girl


No-Locksmith3717

Bhai ko laga cleavage se response nhi aya, sexy girl bula dunga to pyaar mei pagal hi ho jayegi


weirdchickenss

mujhse toh esi ldkiyan baat krke chli jaati hain, me ese hi gau reh jata hun


GossipCat1208

Someone recently said I had "classy cleavage" 😭😭😭


Imthemash

Gracefully flexing your classy cleavage ✨


GossipCat1208

The fuck does it even mean 😭


Imthemash

Crazy how you forgot the post this comment is on!


GossipCat1208

I know you referred to that chat lol, I was just kinda complaining, the fuck does classy cleavage even mean


Imthemash

Well, depends.


Vaidik_KIRA05

Proof(⁠。⁠•̀⁠ᴗ⁠-⁠)⁠✧


Dr-FeynmanDisciple

Bas karo priyanka didi , kuch kaam dhandha dhund lo , hinge se ghar nahi chalne waala💀


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Dr-FeynmanDisciple

Guilt trip mat kro didi , mauj kro yeh to sarcasm tha.


DONN_2

I completely relate to this. The job market is fucked up badly as I have been hunting too from some time now and yes distractions nahi hote to maybe mai bhi kuch kar leta khudko. My heart goes to you seeing you have to deal with these jackasses on a daily basis. I hope you get a great job and a guy soon.


Vaidik_KIRA05

Skills lund barabar h phir chale job maangne...upskill karo agar tumhare lvl pe job ni mil ra ghanta kuch recession chal ra bc


DONN_2

Matlab tere shakal barabar skills hai mere


Vaidik_KIRA05

Tere se to acchi hi hai be bikhari saale...har jagah aa jate bc job ka randi rona karne


DONN_2

Abey Chaman chutiye, Jhingoor ke aand ki shakal Wale tu batayega ab bhosadpappu chindi chor saale. Beta pehle pata kar Lena kisse bhid raha hai phir muh faadna apna. Pilna hai to seedhe seedhe bol. Time pass mat kar yaha.


Vaidik_KIRA05

Tere se to acchi hi hai be bikhari saale...har jagah aa jate bc job ka randi rona karne...


anxiety_xrt

Bhai, conversation skills ki class le lo 😭 , flexing cleavage ky hota hai 😭..... Bhai ladko ko land bhi nahi pata basic convo kaisa krna hai


diego-the-tortoise

land hi toh pata hai ladkon ko


Vaidik_KIRA05

Chapri ladko pe swipe karne k baad yall complain ki guys can't talk...meanwhile idhar(tinder/hinge)pe almost saari ladkiya jab dry one word response karti hai uska kya?


slimshady433

'Hey Sexy Girl'


Momsspaghetti111

Hey sexy girl ✨


mojsss

Bhai sabh phela text itna strong 😂. Inko match kaise mil jati hai


dharam2020

naveen popat


BLR_NSAfun

Seeda block ;)


therealgrim1

Seedhe maut


Neotrina

Bro needs to hesitate


another_random_guy01

Damn bro, I'm sorry that you had to see this and I'm more sorry for myself that I had to see it as well!! What in the fuckity fuck is that line!! I honestly don't get it


Ok-Phase-6851

Behen k lando naam khrb krna bnd kro tum salo k chakar m hmra kuch ni ho rha


hArshhit_1610

Yr wala naveen mera cr toh nhi 🤣


Rich-You9764

Why are men on hinge so cringe. See mom I can rhyme. I am so done with men thinking I have boobs for them. I love looking cute for pictures. Really don't wanna be sexualised all the time mate


chemistry_1997

So , will you reply to a guy who says " hey there , how are you doing ", ? 😏 We already know that girls want something Fresh, simple msg like this doesn't attract them , they just ignore and move on , but ofcourse what he said about cleavage part , is wrong, you should not say it unless you are a couple or in relationship,


Ok_Worry_5731

Start calling him naveen chachu


porning_shorning

What was his intro text which makes you swipe right?


priyanka_workmail

Yhi intro text hai. I think I liked the prompts probably. I don't care much about so called rule 1 and 2 honestly


porning_shorning

You got trapped by his magic words. Pehli nazar ka pyar


Master_Baiter069

Thought of the Day: why, only boys (he's not a man) like him gets match! Always.


priyanka_workmail

Prompts ache the. Probably chatgpt idk


Imthemash

Bro really used gracefully, flex, beautiful, cleavage, ✨ in the same sentence.


therealgrim1

Bobs ki kami guys...nothing else ofc


ichidoriholes

All eyes on cleavage


Trick_Fun_4994

Malfunctioned cleavage


Simple_Leader7997

Should have actually flexed it and sent it to the poor guy


Stock-Competition318

Let me try using sparkle and same something and let's see if it works "Fuck off , you creepy Harvey Weinstein, bill cosby, Jeffrey Epstein loving, fucker. I hope you die and reincarnate as you again...✨✨"


Gaunwallah

Years ago, I was told to apply the bar test while conversing on dating apps. Basically - whatever you’re texting with your match, can you walk up to someone and say the same thing to them in a bar. Then we had an entire generation just taken by rough sex and domination heavy porn.


lonwulff

Well flex to hota hai wrna hide kro ache se🤷🏻


priyanka_workmail

Tere se puch ke karenge? Kaam karo apna


lonwulff

To yaha randi rona mt kr na, khud pehle dikhaoge fir victim card play kroge, smh


priyanka_workmail

Is that you Naveen? This is a sub to post cringe ss, this is cringe. Tumko bura lag rha hai to block Karo, aage badho. Did you even see the picture he commented on? How are you assuming he's right? Bcz he's a man?


lonwulff

If you are getting offended with little things then just simply don't post any pics or even make an account. Tum apna assumption rkh ke cringe samjh lo to iska matlab ye nhi ki sab ko cringe lgta hai. Correct your own mindset b4 going on shaming others.


priyanka_workmail

To I'm posting, to Mera hi "assumption" count hoga na bc. Kya dimag se utar ke bat karte hain mardjaat


TheAnubis1331

This girl just needs attention, most of the posts I see just hypocrisy. Why didn’t she just un match or block on the first chat. These people on these apps have one chance to impress the other gender so that a conversation can go on. And the male female ratio is fucked up. So generally male who are frustrated will be more. Plus looks also matter. If the same dialogue is send by some hot 6 pack guy, there would never be this much backlash.


ManyInternational159

And my question is that why dont good guys get matches if girls dont like such fkboies haha


Capital_Attention_73

Try finding someone in real. If dating apps arent working for you


tagore055

I’ve always been confused how do you ladies match with these clowns?☠️☠️🤡🤡


sarumanismyboi

It's not written on their faces bro


tagore055

I don’t mean to be rude, but then what makes the ladies swipe left on a guy? I’m sure it’s not written on their faces that they’re not nice ☹️


DhakDhakHorelaHai

Preferences bro. Everyone has them


tagore055

Totally fair, as one should.. but then one should not put it under the label “why are men” because that’s your choice of men☺️


DhakDhakHorelaHai

Yaar paani pi lo


tagore055

Thank you! You too🥰


dsayu_amsha

Only toxic, perverts get matched in dating scene.


tagore055

Clearly and then comes the generalisation 🤡


deeplomatik

Hey I've been seeing your posts in this sub for a while and wanted to ask. Are all your matches like this? There aren't any decent ones? Or you only post the cringe ones


priyanka_workmail

This is a sub for cringe dating apps interactions, if you check the bio. Also yes, I haven't had a decent conversation on a dating app in a whileeeee. In general also the ratio is 99 shitty: 1 decent (that decent might also turn out to be an asshole eventually)


NO__ONE____

That's sad bro. Hope you find a decent match dude


priyanka_workmail

Thank you 🙏🏽


Dizzy_Pop_4122

Which state/city ? People have different experience in different cities.


Blackcat2294

Yeah most matches on dating apps suck. Even if they turn out to be decent, they are super boring and hardly ask any deep questions to get to know you. Other than 'how was your day?' and "What's up?" they don't have any depth or conversational skills.


deeplomatik

I used to think it might be kinda weird to ask deep questions right from the beginning. Please educate me here, how does one ask deep questions without making it weird, at the beginning? What kind of questions can one ask?