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Alarmed_Process7923

hum gb road wale sab ko whore provide karwadenge war ke baad relax karne ke liye


Agreeable_Style_2377

War kae bich mein


Competitive_Force529

Uspe construction toh chada kuch mahine pehle


LordGamer_007

Apne toh Waur rukva di


Passionatelover069

Koi gaya hai kya bhai Gb road


True-Independence172

wo bts wale provide kar sakte ho?☠️


Responsible_Space624

Rajat aur Elvish jacket pehn lenge...


dady-chill

Perfect 👌


Agreeable_Style_2377

Or yeah jaat gurjar yadavas apni gaddiya in Bklo pae chadhadengae rondhaegae


[deleted]

Indono ko Marne ke liye 36 biradri ko eksaath ana chahiye


BackgroundLawyer7640

jo munawar laya tha


Accurate_Ad6076

Main UP se katta supply karunga


[deleted]

Bhai buldozer?


_furious_Masturbator

katta haryana se ajaiga bhai tuu buldozer la


Ok-Custard-3899

Bhai Juba kesari?


North_2006

Aur hum Marathi aur Gujrati log war fund karenge.


YouthoobReddit

Marathi? Really?


QURANisFRAUD

State wise tax collection dekh. Fir badme ye baat dubara mat krna.


KaPizZzz

Your Nam ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|9611)


BlackberryMission988

Bro bombay is controlled by marwadi and gujaratis. Bombay alone pays more tax than all of Maharashtra combined


[deleted]

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Void_being420

Pune is Tier 2 ? Yeh kab hua???? And nashik comes in the list of top14 cities in the country who contribute 50% GDP of INDIA


No-Measurement-8772

Pune is tier 2


QURANisFRAUD

>bombay is controlled by marwadi and gujaratis. First of all it's Mumbai not bombay. Mumbai is a cosmopolitan city. Many foreign big companies and luxury brands have their head offices in Mumbai. These offices pay a shitload of taxes. Foreign businesses also contribute a lot in addition to local ones. At last the administration in mumbai is controlled by marathis. And there are many native marathi businesses running in Mumbai too. >Bombay alone pays more tax than all of Maharashtra combined Mumbai's gdp is much less that half of Maharashtra. If you want a good example of skewed distribution then Karnataka is good example where Bengaluru's gdp is almost half of the gdp of K'taka state.


BlackberryMission988

Ok SAR, Jai Maharashtra !!


Void_being420

Jst Tell me who are the TOP 10 richest people in mumbai and how many of them are Maharashtrian


[deleted]

Lol there is no place callled Bombay and get your facts right Maharashtra is still the highest contributor to Indian GDP without Mumbai and Mumbai total 17-18% contribute karta hai Maharashtra ki GDP me. Nope Gujrati migrants live in there own delusion they have superiority complex but actually hold no significant value in Maharashtra's development or politics. Maharashtra aani Mumbai hi phukta Marathi mansachi ahe


ProfessionalAncient4

Bhava bhid tu Gand mar aighalanchi


Void_being420

You are saying Gujrati and other Migrants have no development in Maharashtra LOL. Maharastra Ke TOP 10 richest bande dhek aur phir bol kaun development karwa raha hai.


Dangerous_Task28

Mumbai ko Bombay bol deta hu cool lagunga 😋😎


BlackberryMission988

Bhaai 37 saal ka hu, for the first 15 years of my life it was called Bombay. Buddhe log cool hote hai kya ?


Void_being420

37 saal ka hai THo 16 saal ke bacho se kyu dimag lada raha hau ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27430)


[deleted]

Mumbai ko Bombay bolna is no different than Ayyodhya ko Faizabad bolna for a Marathi person. Mumbaikars especially Marathi people faced a lot of challenge to make Mumbai what it is today.


Dangerous_Task28

I also know it was previously called bombay(anyways uncleji I don't wanna argue ) peace


AryanWRLD999

Mumbai bol bkl


BlackberryMission988

Nahi bolta , jaa maa chuxa


Few_Potential_4479

Aur pura bombay chalata gujarati hai


teri_behan_ko_naman

Kyu nahi karna iss baare main baat hai to India ka he part phir kahi se bhi tax aaye or Ghar main ek bhai Kam or ek jyada kamata hai to uska comparison hota hai kya or hota hai to galat baat hai na Maharashtra ko highest tax paying hub to bana Diya par ye pata hai kya dusre state ke log bhi yaha business karte hai iss liye tax jyada hai or filhal unhe yaha opportunity jyada dikh Rahi hai kal ko Mumbai doob gaya to dekh Lena bangal jaisa haal ho jaayega


[deleted]

Bhai tu yaha nahi rehta to tuzhe malum nahi but Maharashtra me Mumbai 18% contribute karta hai GDP me and Even without Mumbai Maharashtra is highest contributor to GDP also Tera point sahi hai states me comparison nahi hona chahiye but itna funds Milne ke baad bhi Bihar jaise states ki situation change nahi hoti . Also Mumbai is now being extended till khopoli (a town between exactly between Mumbai and Pune)ye bhot bada area hai beech me Panvel, Kharghar and pura Navi Mumbai hai. Moreover Maharashtra ke people brainlessly votes nhi dete jati/religion ke naam par like I can vouch for my city . Jo kaam karega use votes milenge ofcourse this is not the case for rural Maharashtra. Like meri constituency me last 30+ years me koi MP ko second term nahi mila.


saimanka12thbaap

Bro doesn't know yet


[deleted]

Maharashtra is highest contributor in Indian GDP even if we remove Mumbais contribution from it. Marathas make up to 10% of IAS and15-16% of IPS


BlackberryMission988

To all the Marathi peeps, Mumbai was a part of Gujarat up until 1960 and probably why it became a financial hub . Skeletor will be back with more disturbing facts ![gif](giphy|5XPb0FvIqylqg)


[deleted]

Wrong info tab Maharashtra and Gujrat ek state me the and it was called Bombay state and Mumbai is not financial capital due to gujrati'a read the history vaha pe trade chalu hua cause of all the ports


Naughty-star

We Marathis don't show our money that doesn't mean we don't have any ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27266) ye bollywood ke ghatiya stereotype hai ke ham garib hai aur bas dusro ke yaha jhudu pocha karte hai ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27432)


MajesticPass8442

😅😅Tarak Meheta ki MKC


Abhishek_hbk

bullywoof ko laude pe nachaye hai marathi politicians ne bal thakrey se lekar sab log ne


Abhishek_hbk

ek sharad pawar fek ke marunga adha hindustan kharida jayega


NiralMistry-2094

Chalo abh lagate bounty inke sar per , jise na rhegi bin or naa bajegi basuri 😂😂


medicobond

As Jaat location mai bta dunga


[deleted]

As a Maharashtrian ham log iske ghar chipkali ka jhund chodenge


Primary-Memory5589

Barobar bhava


Various_Original_716

Lekin bhai isme fayda to tum logo ka zyada hua na


The_banana_killer

See now: chipkali ko choda> chipkali ka pregnant hona> chipkali ne bacche paida karna> bacche fir army me join karna> the bigger the army the stronger the army.


MajesticPass8442

WTF bsdk ? 🥲🥲


YouthoobReddit

Epic🤣🤣


AnkitRam31

as a bihari inke muh pe gutkha fekne ka prabandh hum kr denge


Archit-Arya

![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27429)


Reasonable_Mail9285

Flair checks out


airborne078

Hum Delhi se pollution bhejte hain iske ghar.


_furious_Masturbator

bhai me bhi delhi se war keliye momos and chole bhature bhejdunga


airborne078

Crazy. Aiweyi halke mein le rahe hain bhai hum Delhi vaalo ko, ye jaante hi nahi ki hamare baap kon hain! :)


_furious_Masturbator

![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27426)


[deleted]

Just saying BTS fans mostly 14 saal ki ladkiya hoti hai![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|30035)


Dry_Stable_876

ham popes ko church sae bhej denge war Mae


RoHiT_AwAsTHi

Are you from tamil nadu???


airborne078

Ladkio vaala department toh aise hi Delhi ka galat cheez mein famous hai, so no tension. Pel denge saamne vaale side ke sabhiko (/s)


kempelty

Fridge aur suitcase meri taraf se 👍


KaPizZzz

Ayo Bubdul Bhai ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|26547)


MostPowerfulMan

mein kya kru mereko bhi btao kuch


kempelty

Tum thodi ladkiya bhejo baki hum dekh lenge


holy_cow_911

Aap 2 kilo uranium bhej do baad Mai iska Ghar ka namunishan bhi toh mitana hai


DEEPherehehe

Dalit gang bhi saath degi.warfront pe unhe khada krenge fir woh log unko Chu lenge


Beastmarkel

![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|9611)


Ok-Landscape-440

![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|30035)


holy_cow_911

Unki seat hadap lenge fir woh arthik kangali mai marenge


Elegant_Wedding4935

As a rajasthani pani ka prbandh ham kr denge


Archit-Arya

![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|9611)


[deleted]

Shadi karlo inse 14 yo hoti hai mostly


Saint_Lucifer_0132

Fir daaru pike maar bhi sakte ho 😃😃


ERRONx13xBLACK

![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|21529)


_furious_Masturbator

ultimate sacrifice


Basic-Choice-1269

As a Keralalite, hum Paisa gulf se layenge


piyushpratim04

Please gaand ke andar bhar ke mat laana. Bag mein bhi la sakte jo. /S


Low-Foundation-9492

![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27423)


leaderr_07

jat bhai log front line ma ladenga


Eastern-Emotion9685

Ji sir


[deleted]

Marathas guerrilla tactics use karenge


Mountain-Priority839

As a UP Wale hum bulldozer aur katta ka intezaam kar lenge


No-Significance5711

Brahmin hone ke naate , economic aur on field strategies meri taraf se Aur uske saath Maa bhawani ki pujja ka saara karcha mere khate me likhwa dena


holy_cow_911

Inke khun se kali maa ka Abhishek karenge ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27426)


MortalWolf007

Divided by religion united by a shity comment


dicklesvai

Hum Oriya log toofan cyclone wagera se setting baitha rahe hain nischint rahein


OK_PS4

Inke army ko cyclone se uda lenge


holy_cow_911

Chuth Korea par 6-7 karina Katrina fek denge jinse unki army ki aisi ki taisi ho aur Kim bhaiya unpar nuke warsha kar de


kunj89

As a Christian, we will bring nails and hammer.


External_Wishbone767

Rukh bhai agar kisi pe women harassment hojaye mujhe bula lena Sc/St act laga denge ![gif](giphy|6iJl9K0QbYFHMC7Vhm)


Master-Ad5147

Counter attack


WaitingToBeTriggered

THUNDER OF GUNS


Popular-Bear-7638

Bhai par tuh sc st ek sath koi kesae ho sakta hain? General question


External_Wishbone767

Abe law ka name hai


Popular-Bear-7638

Ok


Proof_Challenge9676

As a kashmiri pandit aap ko bhaagne ka sahi raasta bata skte hai aur khoon seh kaise na dare uski bhi help krdenge


Stock_East_3791

Or MP se mutant hum dilwa denge


Accomplished-Leg8312

As a Sikh mai apni kirpan ko tez kar k laa rha hun bhaio


Elegant_Report_3100

Hum UP wale guns or grenedes k intezam kar lenge.


Emergency-Emu-7782

Bhai bihari hu kya karu?


vECTOR-07

Dusre desh ke bombs and weapons ham churake le aaenge 🗿


No_Awareness20

Chal bhai kaam mai defence liye eeta bhi bichana hai


vECTOR-07

Arre ha me to bhul hi gaya tha. Sala pichle baar bhi late hogaya tha to bkl ne majdhoori kaatli. 😞


holy_cow_911

Unki chuth chura kar black mai bech Dena ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|9610)


qaider

Mazdoori aur chara leke aana


Need_Proof_

Koi Desh aur defence forces ke baare me kuch bura nahi bol sakta 🫂✅


badiyainsaan

Hum marwadi paise and strategy dekh lenge


BestProfit3732

Kya ek murder maaf hai ? -_-


airborne078

Aise pe toh bounty milni chahiye sarkar se. BJP vaala koi hai toh baat chalao, Swacch Bharat Abhiyaan ka part hi banva do.


Clean-End1579

Voodoo dolls lekar aana mera kaam hain


ChiragOG

Bhaichara on Top


Hindutvavadi

As a delhi ka launda , inko gaaliyaan de de ke inki atma kilsa denge.


holy_cow_911

Aap Inka 🅱️ape bhi kar skte hai kya![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|30035)


vinsten

Hum south Indians Sambhar mai duba denge unko


kaushal_k

Bhai ending toh clip kr deta


ObjectiveSelf1870

As a Marathi Maharashtrian dragons lekar aa rha hu


RecordSuch5640

As a bishnoi responsibility meh lunga


S_Iceberg62

insta repost pe 1k upvotes dekh ke oc meme creators ki gand jal gayi hogi


69HELL-6969

Hum haryanvi ladki jalayenge jinke about me "i love bts army💜" likha h


Factoworld_yt

bhai reel ki link milegi ?


shadow13392

Chattisgarh wale naxalite infantry supply karenge 😂


Senpai-boii

Modi ji ne to woor rukwa di na paw paw Abhi indian army bale kar bhi kya sakte he iss liye me BTS ko support karta hu /s


Anonymous_killaholic

Hum delhi waale chodne ka kaam sambhal lenge


Anxious-Giraffe-8204

Hum Delhi wale gas bombs ka intezam kar lenge


killercrown

My country is f up insta pe saar saar its is not india saar it is kerala sar saar this are all north indian saar, mulle log,lindu, like i miss the time people didnt care about religion or im i just experience this on social media and in reality everyone works together ????


Romi_Z

Well the internet just allows you to say bullshit freely without having to think about the repercussions. But we have gotten more divided recently, you can't deny that.


ObjectiveSelf1870

War rukwa de paw paw


EagleEyedGuy

Ham veershaiva log Dande provide karenge tel k saath


tAnmAy_169

NCR wale gunde bhej denge


DEVIL_S1NGH

Or inki maa bhen ko Sambhalne hum Delhi wale aarhe hain


Dorae7878

As a Haryanavi, mai kya karu?


thegamer66666

unakta me akta :))


Ok-Mathematician9334

Only bts army can bring secularism in India


ALordOfTheOnionRings

Hum delhi vaale baseball aur cricket bats la rhe hain dikki mein bhar ke


teen_witch001

Haan. Jadu wala department mai sambhal lungi.


rapidxreddit

As an Assamese and having some South East Asian features I will work as a secret spy agent


Interesting_Book_569

Hum jaat is par gana bana denge jo virla ho jayega


jaricolucifer

As a bihari inki kabr khodne ke liye majdoori ka kaam hum dekh lenge👍.


Harshhetro

Societies Assemble


Delicious_You_69

Relax guys, Odias are sponsoring the weapons, right from Hockey sticks to beat them in hand to hand combat to ICBM from our own Kalam island And mig fighter planes from HAL Sunabeda


devTom93

Ham up se hai sare arms ham provide karenge.


AverageChaiPerson

Hum Bihari log sab deewarein bana denge aur IAS/IPS waale manage kr lenge armed forces ko. Litti Chokha aur Handi Mutton for the troops👍


badass_boi007

Hum mp wale gas chamber ka intezaam kar dege germany vala


kartik-r-s

What?


Choice_Ad_3613

As a bhopali ..hum methyl isocynate chorr denge


Choice_Ad_3613

As an indori...war k bad saf safayi ki jimmedari humari


No-Difficulty-2280

divided by communal hatred united by mutual hate for BTS ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27428)


masterbesan69

Army ki video hai na isliye upvote nahi kar rahe abhi koi ladki ki video hoti to turant upvote kar dete


_dr_cool_

Ye jain ki jaga marwari aur gujrati hota atcha rehta😔


Go_Deep_with_Dip

Hum Bangladeshi Illegal Immigrant unke ghar me illegally ghus ke unke ma chod denge.


LordAnexus69

As a jharkhandi Muslim I will release arrows with bomb


Good_Guy_Ji

As a bihari, iska Ghar todne se pehle lootne ka kaam hum kar denge.


tomar_say

bhaichara at peak ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27428)


Supreme_Sword

As an tamil, night assassination ka haam dekh lenge


New-Statistician-635

hum uttarakhand wale diwaar chadne ko taiyaar hai


New-Statistician-635

as a dhruv rathee fan hum war rukwa denge


Morethanintelligence

As a Bihari we'll supply with more people ! From Majdoor to IAS to Chanakya.


Morethanintelligence

Iska Sauce do


[deleted]

Mere username ke baare me bola na toh nahi sahunga ja raha hu katha laane


Late-Replacement-248

Agar war hargye toh history gujjars badal/chura dege


Explorer_soul98

Where to see this original thread😋


RoHiT_AwAsTHi

As an engineer, I will provide ropes to tie up the shitheads !!!


Big_Firefighter9818

Hum pahari body pahro main dispose kar denge


Kindly_Pie2276

As a northeastern mai peetne ke liye bamboo ka intazam kar dunga


CounterEcstatic6134

Rage bait tha, gadho


the_illumiknaughty

Gutkha khake muh pe thukna ho toh mujhe, Bihari ko btao.. 🦍🦍


No-Entertainment7020

kpop gays in korean army cant face the beasts of Indian Army... thank the the almighty that your beloved gays are safe because south korea didnt mess with India yet.


sansui7

Hum bihari log war machines bnayenge🤌❤️‍🩹


Total-Professor-6417

Hum bihari majdoor bhejenge for war


Infamous_Brilliant7

original video link?


holy_cow_911

As a aryan gas chamber ki vyavastha ham kar denge ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|30035)


ADHARMI_GUHNEGAR

Marege


Bulla_Bindu_BhaiBhai

As a mulla bomb ham dedenge


Federal-Grand5556

Hum brahman hoke sabka kriya karam dekh lenge![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|15817)![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27266)


stylessonu

Asli reddit toh Instagram ka comment section hota h


BlackberryMission988

Ladne to bechaare punjaabi hee jaayenge


gojosatoru-yuigi

She probably doesn't have father, its not her fault👍


CounterEcstatic6134

It's your fault for believing everything you see on Internet


AverageChaiPerson

So wholesome but for all the wrong reasons 😂🤣


yourmotherfucker1489

As a Punjabi, cocaine hum supply kar denge 👍🧂


xoticop001

bhai katta aur goli meri taraf se


First_Astronomer2029

Orchestra ka intejam meri taraf se


Fried_noodles69

Crusade start karna hai to bolo bande ready hai


thefranix

Abey yeah BJP k fukrey saley na kaam k na kaaj k aj kal kuch ziada hi hate phela kr desh ki maa bhen krney mien lag gaey hien. Abey sab kuch tumharey hath mien hey, tum log jeet jao gey but kuon mahol kharab kr rhey ho porey Desh ka.