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Cheeez123

Btw op. Ur username grabbed my attention. Abdul-jain. Don't fit in the same religion.


hopeless-fun

Lagta h aapne "Tulasidas Khan" ka naam nahi suna h


abduljain

Ram Rahim>


childish_adult18

Bhai tu wahi hai na jo bina pyaz lasun ka chicken khata


hopeless-fun

💀


Cheeez123

Whats ur story?


abduljain

Meri ek taang nakli hai, main hockey ka bohot bada player tha. Ek din Majnu bhai…


Tasty-Success-9268

Abdul maksad mat bhul na


MaaiDiqSoHyuj

Le bhai 69 kar diya tera


Embarrassed_Radio630

Manik Mulla


TotalEggplant8153

Baap ka naam- Javed Chaurasiya Maa ka- Mumtaz Devi


BlissfulBreeze11

"Mumtaj Devi" too 💀


Cheeez123

Nhi.


hopeless-fun

Hungama movie nahi dekhi?


Cheeez123

Nhi bhai.


Accomplished-Pack314

Alien


Cheeez123

Could be 😂


abduljain

Main chicken sunset ke pehle khaata hu


Prior_Ingenuity3578

Haha nice one😂


Cheeez123

I'm pure veg. Joke sir ke uppr se nikl gya.


aliveforfood

Thik se dekho joke nai chicken Gaya hoga upar se /s


biggiewiser

Mujhe batana udd ke gya ya plate me


aliveforfood

Uska udd gaya mera plate me tha


Due_Bag493

secularism toh khandaan mein hai bhai ke


wightknight09

Mohamad Ram Joseph Singh might disagree.


do_not_ban_this

Oxymoron


69smoke

Update?


thehonestworker

Bro, I'll let you know my secret.. if she ask -"what your Height?". Tell her in centimetres, not using feets.. Hope this helps you amigo..


abduljain

Centimeters mein toh kuch aur puchegi toh bataunga


thehonestworker

Wah Modi ji wah!!


tamal4444

future politician


Ok_Wrangler_26

Let him cook..


gigileaf

Let him cock


deniceovich

Guy's making smart moves here *and* in chess.


abduljain

Rani toh pappa ni


HeyyYouNotYouYou

absolute legend level call back xd


Impossible_Salt_666

Bhai woh toh carrom tha na


HeyyYouNotYouYou

still got a rani tho


Cold-Competition-714

Jama*


abduljain

Masjid


thala-for-a-reason7

My humour is broken 😂😂


abduljain

Oh bhai Thala, kal 🦆par out hogaye aap. Aur kitne season khel rahe ho?


thala-for-a-reason7

Sorry vo Harshal ka slow Yorker dekh kar mera dil 🦆🦆 karne laga


abduljain

H-A-R-S-H-A-L = 7 = Thala for a reason


whatthef_dude

Kitne tejasvi log hai hamare yaha


IcyAppointment747

😂😂


Omigod_7

Offending each other in chats gone professional


LinearArray

Weight is controllable and can be changed if you try, height - uh no it's not in your control and you can't change it even if you try.


sumurowdy

Some nigga is gonna come and tell shit about the heightening surgery like bro what u want me to do suffer for 1 year of pure pain and spend so much money on for like 2-3 inches? What this comment said is true but make an adjustment for all the dumb idiots. Just say weight is easily controllable whereas height not so easy


Key_Situation_6310

Aaja chess khelte hai


abduljain

All in. Kab khelna hai?


Key_Situation_6310

Aaja abhi


whatthef_dude

Maksad nahi bhoolna Abdul bhai jaan ye aawaam aapko gumrah kar rhi hai par apne bumrah banke WC jitana hai


Willing_Chemist8272

Weight kinda controllable Height not so much


Nibbawithniggi

Controllable hoti toh moti nhi banti


DontDoItBob

![gif](giphy|KBfKueAjIJV8Q)


ElectricBlueCobra

This question used to be asked only to tall guys back in the day. That too just to compliment. Now it’s being asked just to throw shade. Like if someone says 6”1 they’re like “oh only 6”1? Arun from my class is 6”6”


Environmental-Ad1791

Bhai yaar Aisa na bol. Mujhe toh lagta tha Mai lamba hoon, kahan inn 6'8 ki Tarasur se competition kar paunga


ElectricBlueCobra

Same brov. Actually being 6” (to the inch) seems to be more of a curse. Half ppl think you’re faking it to get into the 6 club. Other half think it’s not tall anymore.


Environmental-Ad1791

Due to social media people don't understand how tall 6 feet is. Rarely I encounter a guy taller than me and it's not just in India, average height around the world I 6ft. One time, my friends(girls) asked how tall I was, when I said 6'1, they said "That's it", ladies, I'm towering over you, what do you mean that's it?


Informal-City8831

Aage kya hua? Whats ur weight cut off?


Weird_Grass3330

Uno reverse


Parking_Apartment_70

Bhagawan/Allah/Jesus/Zoroester/Flying Speghetti Monster koi itni shakti mereko bhi de, ki mein yeh bakchodi sare aam kar sakoon😂. Respect bhai/bhaijaan!


divyanshu_1111

Sahi kiya


Proud_Ad_2247

What's wrong


Entire_Mycologist_54

Bro player the reverse card. Daaaam


Foreign_Artist_09

![gif](giphy|KauAlAmGkYWQFdWNFZ)


TimelySwimmer4247

Chad! Do update her response,, btw am a 5’3 guy (17M) and I don’t understand Why girls are so obsessed to a thing which we don’t have control of,, I think my dating life would not go that good in the future because of this,, but idc really


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IceFragrant3704

Usse zyada takleef tumhe hogai lagta h :p


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SnowStark7696

So, aise match agya tho they should tolerate all their bs just because unko rarely matches ate h and ladki ko jyada?


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SnowStark7696

Tu L hai kya? Isme kya bakwas thi? she asked him about height and he asked her about weight, Isme kya context miss hogyi??


mrlibran

If a girl asks your height and you ask her weight, and she ignores you, you got lucky run as far as you can anyways xD


Silverkira

Why weight is used in comparison with height for women, weight is easily changeable , it should be something that burns just as much and she can't change it. But i can't think of what it could be.


notsoosumit

Bra size


_Big69Cock_

tiddy size


Respectful_Ape

Show that bitch who is boss boss


Hot-Satisfaction-728

Honestly I ask guys their height so that i can flex mine lol


Niharrrr

What is your height? Flex karo


Hot-Satisfaction-728

5’9 😎


Niharrrr

Finds high sole boots in 5'7.


abduljain

Main hota toh ‘wby’ puchta hi nahi😭😂


Hot-Satisfaction-728

I would still bring it up somehow lol 😂


Legend_AC

Just like you brought it up here. Yeah, I won't be surprised


Hot-Satisfaction-728

Why are people here pissed about the fact that I’m tall🫨


That_sexy_nerd

Chill. I love tall girlies but so many of them are so insecure about it. Good to see you content.


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Girl that’s literally me Fr Fr 😭


harshasamtani

Was this the first question?


Cheeez123

People need to learn about "BMI".


Livid_Long_8480

No. Weight is good enough for bitches.