Except he bought the Trump FJB Edition Range Rover, which means it *really* only has a three cylinder engine supposedly made in the USA but really made in a Chinese factory that was turning out knock-off parts for their knockoff, the [Land Wind](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/w_R4TiujxY8/maxresdefault.jpg)
It will break down within the first hundred miles.
The driver will angrily press the ~~On Star~~ *Trump Star* button repeatedly for help, not knowing that the button actually donates cash from his bank account to Trump's Super PAC with every press.
Then a sensibly priced, gas-efficient, American-built Honda hybrid being driven by an LGTBQ couple will roll by slowly so they can rubberneck and show their adoptive child in the back what *not* to be when they grow up.
That's all covered in the Trump FJB Edition warranty.
> not knowing that the button actually donates cash from his bank account to Trump's Super PAC with every press
When he discovers this, he presses it repeatedly until his bank account is drained, to insure that the libs are owned in the next election.
Seriously if you wanna ruin a car at least do it with a crappy Range Rover or something don’t waste a perfectly good LX. They are such amazing vehicles and it hurts to see one abused like this
i’ve been saving for one after wanting one or maybe a gx470 and it pains me so much to see people do things like this to one. It’s like when people put stupid liveries on SRTs or keep the banana bumper guards on. like god if you hear me i promise to never do any fucking atrocities like this to a damn good car.
Lemme introduce you to religions...
If you're surprised about Humans creating fantastical characterizations of a celebrity and then idolizing them, you're going to be horrified by like 76% or more of history.
Its the Q anon slogan... where we go one, we go all.... which makes me cringe every time I hear it, you know some dumbass with a 2nd grade reading level was trying to sound profound.
It’s from a Ridley Scott movie about *sailing*.
Kind of incredible to observe the ramshackle, collage-like nature of their delusional worldview. It’s the worlds first crowdsourced religion.
It's a play on their "slogan" WWG1WGA, which stands for "where we go 1 we go all". I'm pretty sure whoever came up with that motto is trolling QAnon and they're too dumb to understand it because their own motto makes them sound like mindless sheep following the herd and (presumably) she's a GAL who does that.
The fact that the abbreviation for the motto takes longer to say than the motto itself is just icing on the cake.
>90's film White Squall
interestingly enough, ORIGINALLY , they knew exactly were it came from.
It's just their endlessly changing narrative took over.
WWG1WGA folk that love calling everyone else sheep..
What a thing to do to a lexus. Without all the politics, this could be the boss of /r/shittycarmods
Here’s an external view of this, Land Cruisers are really expensive, they discontinued them and if you want a last model year one it’s like 80-90k, a high mile well maintained 20 year old Land Cruiser can still fetch $30k+. For good reason, they don’t require lots of maintenance and you can drive them for 300,000+ miles, if you’re an aspiring warlord, and you have enough Land Crusiers and AK-47’s you can take over any developing country you want.
This guy (and I’m certain it’s a guy) has ruined this car. He has absolutely mall crawler’d it out. He has destroyed any off-road ability it could potentially have. He’s lowered it and put big rims on it which just makes it drive like shit on the road and halves his MPG
But really the most deplorable thing he’s done is rebadge it with a Lexus badge
I’m well aware of the LX and GX series they were in their time the same truck but way more plush, you can often pick them up for cheaper than Land Cruiser’s and people do sick overland builds on them and they’re extra nice inside with the same engineering. This is a Toyota a guy slapped a Lexus badge on
I actually got a Trumpeter the other day on social media who said Melania Trump was the same or better than Princess Diana as he said "both married for power and money.". I shut them up by pointing out Princess Diana was a humanitarian who was the most photographed women in history and Melania's photos are on Pornhub.
Dudes got spikes on his window rain guards.. which presumably involved drilling holes in them... But he also has a rain guard on the rearmost window... Which doesn't open...
“Leave it to the coroner to detect this
And I'm sure the U.S.A. to wreck this
He drives a tricked out tricked out tricked out Lexus
And he looks at the city says I can take this”
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Deplorables is such a self own. How would you describe your self?
>people who feel the government has let down...desperate for change.
Or
>racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, Islamophobic
Big, big, flashy truck for a man with a tiny, tiny dick. Why else would he/she/it/stupid advertise in that manner? He's not convincing anyone to love the other little dicked dude that he's have a fantastical bromance with.
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Curious which state this is. Not many states allow eight characters on their license plates, not even California, and we have 39,000,000 residents and an insane number of vehicles on the road. (We're only allowed seven characters!)
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Damn I always thought it would be cool to do a mad max look on my parents 04 Honda pilot when I was a kid. I had a vision but no skills or taste to execute it. This is pretty much exactly how it would have turned out.
Mental illness on wheels.
MIOW. Pronounced “ME-OW”
Well I mean they did buy the most reliable vehicle on the planet so that's pretty stable right?
Yep, I was thinking, everything about this says no class idiot but somehow they did it to a Land Cruiser?!
That poor 100 series! It really hurts when bad taste meets a great vehicle 🤦🏽♂️
Except he bought the Trump FJB Edition Range Rover, which means it *really* only has a three cylinder engine supposedly made in the USA but really made in a Chinese factory that was turning out knock-off parts for their knockoff, the [Land Wind](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/w_R4TiujxY8/maxresdefault.jpg) It will break down within the first hundred miles. The driver will angrily press the ~~On Star~~ *Trump Star* button repeatedly for help, not knowing that the button actually donates cash from his bank account to Trump's Super PAC with every press. Then a sensibly priced, gas-efficient, American-built Honda hybrid being driven by an LGTBQ couple will roll by slowly so they can rubberneck and show their adoptive child in the back what *not* to be when they grow up. That's all covered in the Trump FJB Edition warranty.
Land Cruiser, not Rover. Should be driving a Ram.
> not knowing that the button actually donates cash from his bank account to Trump's Super PAC with every press When he discovers this, he presses it repeatedly until his bank account is drained, to insure that the libs are owned in the next election.
Nothing says owning da libz like bankruptcy. That'll show 'em!
He will at least make new friends with that Land cruiser. He will get to be on a first name basis with all the mechanics at the dealership.
Land cruiser is the most reliable vehicle on the planet you are thinking land rover which is a pile of luxury garbage.
You win Reddit for today 👍
LMAO!
Bet she's a real peach
**"I'm an asshole!"** Okay, well, we do believe you.
That poor land cruiser...
Seriously if you wanna ruin a car at least do it with a crappy Range Rover or something don’t waste a perfectly good LX. They are such amazing vehicles and it hurts to see one abused like this
Or an AMERICAN car, hypocritical zealot.
I agree American cars are shit too.
That poor Lexus Land Cruiser.
Waste of such a great car.
i’ve been saving for one after wanting one or maybe a gx470 and it pains me so much to see people do things like this to one. It’s like when people put stupid liveries on SRTs or keep the banana bumper guards on. like god if you hear me i promise to never do any fucking atrocities like this to a damn good car.
Seriously not only should they be shamed for their insane beliefs, but they should be slapped for what they did to that Land Cruiser.
>The spikes are a nice touch. I never knew an SUV could dress like a hot topic goth from 2004.
“It’s not a phase, MOM”
… damn
I just cannot understand what would cause a person to make worshipping a reality TV star turned political grifter their entire personality.
Lemme introduce you to religions... If you're surprised about Humans creating fantastical characterizations of a celebrity and then idolizing them, you're going to be horrified by like 76% or more of history.
Mariana Trench deep insecurity.
Mental illness
It's their hobby. Lots of people take their hobbies to extremes, but not like this.
People worship a third rate science fiction writer who was most likely insane. They still fork over $300k to learn about Xenu.
Deplorable. Lmao he got that part right.
We didn't really need the sticker to figure it out either.
The irony in your comment is palpable
Q-hole.
Qcumber
Q-ish princess
Q-Tard Q-Turd
Oh, and since I'm puzzle-blind what is the license plate supposed to say?
Its the Q anon slogan... where we go one, we go all.... which makes me cringe every time I hear it, you know some dumbass with a 2nd grade reading level was trying to sound profound.
But then call us sheep. 🙄
Projections, it’s not just for elementary school assemblies anymore. They do it for all the big hits “sheep”, “snowflakes’ and “cancel culture”.
Huh. Says the group that calls everyone else sheep. \*sighs
Reads like somebody stuttering. Wwgwga-we gonna go now?
I just call them wiggywaggas because I’m a seven year old at heart
It’s from a Ridley Scott movie about *sailing*. Kind of incredible to observe the ramshackle, collage-like nature of their delusional worldview. It’s the worlds first crowdsourced religion.
“Where We Go One, We Go… [Al](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%22Weird_Al%22_Yankovic?wprov=sfti1)?”
Al would never. QAnon is some [honky tinfoil bullcrap](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urglg3WimHA).
It's a play on their "slogan" WWG1WGA, which stands for "where we go 1 we go all". I'm pretty sure whoever came up with that motto is trolling QAnon and they're too dumb to understand it because their own motto makes them sound like mindless sheep following the herd and (presumably) she's a GAL who does that. The fact that the abbreviation for the motto takes longer to say than the motto itself is just icing on the cake.
The funniest part is they claim it was from a bell on JFK's yacht but it is actually on a bell on a sailboat in the 90's film White Squall.
>90's film White Squall interestingly enough, ORIGINALLY , they knew exactly were it came from. It's just their endlessly changing narrative took over.
Where we go one, we go all. It's a Q mantra.
Honestly, at first glance before I zoomed in, I thought it said "vaginal"
WWG1WGA folk that love calling everyone else sheep.. What a thing to do to a lexus. Without all the politics, this could be the boss of /r/shittycarmods
WWG1WGA…L (loser)
And that place would be… prison?
What a waste of a nice Land Cruiser
Imagine advertising to everyone that you are a sucker for an internet cult.
This guy is keeping that one isle in AutoZone in business
“Honey, I’ll be back in an hour or so, just running to Autozone.” “More spikes?” “Yeah! They just got some new ones in! I’m very excited!”
Its like a Mad Max / Idiocracy crossover.
Here’s an external view of this, Land Cruisers are really expensive, they discontinued them and if you want a last model year one it’s like 80-90k, a high mile well maintained 20 year old Land Cruiser can still fetch $30k+. For good reason, they don’t require lots of maintenance and you can drive them for 300,000+ miles, if you’re an aspiring warlord, and you have enough Land Crusiers and AK-47’s you can take over any developing country you want. This guy (and I’m certain it’s a guy) has ruined this car. He has absolutely mall crawler’d it out. He has destroyed any off-road ability it could potentially have. He’s lowered it and put big rims on it which just makes it drive like shit on the road and halves his MPG But really the most deplorable thing he’s done is rebadge it with a Lexus badge
Sure, sure - all of that is all true, but - I am *so* owned by looking at it, it was worth it. **SO** owned.
of all the crazyness, the first question I had was, "what's with the f-350 towing mirrors?"
Lexus sold/sell a badge engineered version https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lexus_LX
I’m well aware of the LX and GX series they were in their time the same truck but way more plush, you can often pick them up for cheaper than Land Cruiser’s and people do sick overland builds on them and they’re extra nice inside with the same engineering. This is a Toyota a guy slapped a Lexus badge on
The painful part is that this setup would cost an absurd amount. This dude is stupid and loaded.
I'm kinda shocked the state allowed a WWG1WGA vanity plate
Fun fact in California the personalized license plate. 4NICK8 (fornicate) slipped through the DMV and had to be recalled. EDIT Changed wording
How do you get the "n" in that? I only seen to be able to read "forkickate"
My bad I changed it to what will make sense. Thanks! 🙃 4NICK8
He's got spikes on the rain guards. That rain better watch out.
Also a rain guard on a window that doesn’t roll down 🤔
Not your run of the mill Land Cruiser guy. Such a waste.
Remove the trump and q anon stuff and give it a nice flat matte green, grey or rusty paintjob and it would look awesome
No it wouldnt
Still hanging onto 'deplorable' LOL. Thats pathetic.
They got Deplorable correct
He’s a leather daddy
Can’t land a sub so he’s dominating the streets.
Personalized tags are so expensive too. Paying up extra to the Deep State™️ to own the libs!
Ain't no cult 'round here boss
Sad Max.
Clown cars have grown over the years. I’d say they could get 200 of em in this monstrosity.
I like his lick and stick body kit
Poor Land Cruiser!
white trash fever
Why bother with let's go Brandon and FJB stickers if you're just going to put fuck Biden on there anyway?
"The libs are going to be so scared when they see me on the road!"
r/iamabadass
I wish we could see the owners of these vehicles. I imagine this owner being an Orc wearing a MAGA tee shirt.
380 lbs, 5'5" tall, balding, dentures, sketchers
oh..looks dangerous.
I don't think he likes Biden.
It just gets worse the longer I look at it
Jesus, that thing just screams "I have a micro penis!"
I actually got a Trumpeter the other day on social media who said Melania Trump was the same or better than Princess Diana as he said "both married for power and money.". I shut them up by pointing out Princess Diana was a humanitarian who was the most photographed women in history and Melania's photos are on Pornhub.
I know what the license plate actually means but all I can read this as “world war guy 1 world gal”
Dudes got spikes on his window rain guards.. which presumably involved drilling holes in them... But he also has a rain guard on the rearmost window... Which doesn't open...
You can find him right up the ass of the car in front everywhere he goes
Yet again, "Patriot" in a Japanese auto
Man. The JC Whitney catalog got fucking political.
how the hell do these people have money?
Where's the swastika?
Saw this car in Scarsdale, NY a couple months ago. Couldn't get my phone out in time. Super glad someone did!
How much of that added crap is made in China? Thank you for supporting China.
That’s a lot of stickers to say you never served in the military but you cosplay with your friends
Fuck your feelings and Trump won are in direct conflict with each other.
lol so true... 2+ years of endless butthurt whining. Ugh.
Bruh not the land cruiser come on man
If he blew a tire on the highway, and I was the AAA tow truck guy, I'd pass by him like I couldn't find him.
I kinda like it, would never drive but fun to look at.
ATBE. Fucken sweet truck. Those wheels are tight as shit. I'd have changed a few other things. Probably keep the spikes on the Sun visors though.
This kind of stuff is why I don’t feel bad when leftists get shot at protests
Geez. Don’t lean on the wheels. Yikes.
mentally ill pimp or pusher.
“Leave it to the coroner to detect this And I'm sure the U.S.A. to wreck this He drives a tricked out tricked out tricked out Lexus And he looks at the city says I can take this”
Transformers decal is the funniest one.
Insanely gullible
Covered in butt plugs lmao
Small penis trophy
I quite like the mirrors... I'll get my coat
What a loser
Oh man....and that's such a nice Land Cruiser too. Why ruin it with shit like that?!
She's a Metal Mama
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Tell me that you're an inbred chump supporter without telling me that you're an inbred chump supporter.
Tell me you haven't had consensual sex in five years without saying you haven't had consensual sex in five years. Paying doesn't count.
real talk? the fender flares kinda go hard, except for the spikes
[How nature says, "do not touch".](https://newbeautifulera.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/gary-larsen.png)
How to tell the world you live deep in the closet.
So deep you're finding a Lion and a Witch.
KKKlown car
Q-Anon Where We Go 1 We Go All I guess he's on his way to surrender to the police and go to jail?
Full Q spec, plus the bonus 3% sticker. Not even going to bother posting the flag mobile I got today.
Deplorables is such a self own. How would you describe your self? >people who feel the government has let down...desperate for change. Or >racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, Islamophobic
At least he makes it easy to know, at school drop off, which kids to tell your kids not to play with.
Big, big, flashy truck for a man with a tiny, tiny dick. Why else would he/she/it/stupid advertise in that manner? He's not convincing anyone to love the other little dicked dude that he's have a fantastical bromance with.
its funny to me seeing these people drive foreign made vehicles
Imagine being proud enough to advertise that you’re a bad person. Cartoon villain.
Nice build!
Need a few more touches a "Let's go Brandon" flag, antivax bumper sticker and flesh colored Truck nuts.
MadMax cosplay??
Where's the _Locally Hated_ sticker? Or is that just implied?
Pathetic.
Well, it IS deplorable.
The GOAT
Well, I’m a little disappointed. He didn’t have any truck nuts.
Definitely on the terror watchlist
Owner would let Trump shit directly in their mouth if that meant we had to smell their breath.
She seems nice
That’s some dedication right there
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Must be one tough sob.
Well keep this guy away from women folks.
I hope he cracks his shin on his own shitty bumper spikes
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the FJB Express!
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It's not madmax it's MAXBrandon
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lol
Imagine the lands u could cruise thru…
Someone didn’t get enough attention as a child.
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Ah, the Koopa Mobile rides again
My first thought was....THAT is a car an insane person drives. My second was, that poor Land Cruiser.
Thought this was r/shittycarmods Honestly get rid of most of the stupid extra chrome and opinions and that could be pretty badass
The worst part about this is you know this guy is spreading his demon seed all over the place ensuring the next generation of douchebag degenerates.
Suffolk County?
“WWG1WGAL” Ahhhhh yes. It’s a where we go one we go all LOSER.
100% on disability and uses social services.
Duuuurrrrr Ima stupid and PROUD of it duuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
What a waste of a perfectly good land cruiser...
I keep some bricks in my trunk for these situations
Unloved by AL?!
Do I see Transformers? More than meets the eye.
How do you say “America First” in Japanese?
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Dude is on several lists and proudly tells everybody else.
Curious which state this is. Not many states allow eight characters on their license plates, not even California, and we have 39,000,000 residents and an insane number of vehicles on the road. (We're only allowed seven characters!)
.... it really looks like their plate says 'vaginal'
I don’t know how somebody could take a,perfectly good car like that and just righteously mess it up
To its defense….It is called Deplorable
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What a dumbass thing to do, truly an idiot
Nothing says American patriot like a Toyota.
Damn I always thought it would be cool to do a mad max look on my parents 04 Honda pilot when I was a kid. I had a vision but no skills or taste to execute it. This is pretty much exactly how it would have turned out.
Someone driving that vehicle is truly suffering.
In a god damned foreign car Edit: it’s not the same company I thought it was at first.
Someone rescue that poor Land Cruiser