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Feisty-Barracuda5452

Royal? These lackwits really want a king? Ugh.


scottwebbok

Yeah including the lackwits in SCOTUS.


fatkiddown

Gonna keep posting my boy Cicero who tried to warn us over two thousand years ago: “Do not blame Caesar, blame the people of Rome who have so enthusiastically acclaimed and adored him and rejoiced in their loss of freedom and danced in his path and gave him triumphal processions. Blame the people who hail him when he speaks in the Forum of the 'new, wonderful good society' which shall now be Rome, interpreted to mean 'more money, more ease, more security.” —Cicero "Behold, here you have a man who was ambitious to be king of the Roman People and master of the whole world; and he achieved it! The man who maintains that such an ambition is morally right is a madman; for he justifies the destruction of law and liberty and thinks their hideous and detestable suppression glorious." --Cicero "The Tiber was full of citizens corpses, the public sewers were choked with them and the blood that streamed from the Forum had to be mopped up with sponges. To begin with, the cure was worse than the disease and public business once more came to a standstill.” --Cicero


chucknorrisinator

Rofl, Cicero always ready to throw the plebes under the bus and blame them for the rank uselessness of the roman elite, who held all power but that of the mob.


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Chrispy8534

Until that elite held the power of the mob too…


PopeGuss

I find it most fitting (and wholly depressing) that the supreme court ended the American experiment, without so much as a gunshot, or a rocket's red glare, 3 days before we celebrate independence day.


SupersleuthJr

*"This is the way the world ends* *This is the way the world ends* *This is the way the world ends* *Not with a bang but a whimper."* - TS Eliot


raptor_botII

Always the hyperbole. Everyone was practically begging trump to take more power during covid and he wouldn’t, even as state governments all over the country did. You lot heavily overestimate just how little of the whole running the country thing he wants to actually do. It’s the title, the attention, the constant cameras asking him questions about everything, the meetings with big shots, the glamour, thats all he cares about


mothman83

please google project 2025


raptor_botII

Oh boy, its going to be years of this kind of hysteria again if he wins huh? What was it last time? World war 3 was coming a bunch. Nazis were under every bed for like a full year, that was fun. Then two years of Russian interference conspiracies over less in facebook ads than your average influencer spends. Good shit that. Then it was ‘He is going to refuse to leave the White House and use the military’. Another classic. But I know there is little I can say to calm you lot when you get going, so at least buy a blood pressure monitor


jerrrrrrrrrrrrry

He did try to not leave the White House after his election loss or did you forget that part. Remember police were attacked and some died.


raptor_botII

What a reach, but again there is nothing I can say that would convince you types. The sky is always falling. You don’t even see how much less credibility it gives you to important voting moderates when you embellish to that degree. You won’t acknowledge it when it yields bad results either 🤷🏻‍♀️


PopeGuss

You're the kinda person who'd sit in a burning building and be like "eh...it's only 1 room on fire." Please look up how the Nazis came to power. It wasn't overnight. It was a slow erosion of political checks and balances. Do you not think it's a problem that the supreme court said the President can do whatever he wants? And they left the language vague on purpose?


raptor_botII

They didn’t say he can do what he wants, they specifically said that performing official duties cannot be prosecuted, directly because fear of prosecution after the presidency could factor into a president being too cautious and second guessing every mode while in the White House. It didn’t magically make illegitimate actions legal. That’s just the interpretation of it by the same people who just did a disingenuous hysteria about the word “bloodbath” for three days. It’s a bad faith reading about a broad law that has yet to be applied nor challenged, but it’s plenty for you lot to say “omg the sky is falling” for the 20,000th time


PopeGuss

Once again...look up the Nazi rise to power.


raptor_botII

It would have to actually be burning and not just a guy smoking a cigarette and you and some friends gassing one another up until he was smoking a cigarette, in a non smoking building, on a night he worked around bedtime, so he obviously knew he would set the place on fire, HE CAME HERE TO DO AN ARSON AND BURN US AND ALL OF OUR BABIES TO THE GROUND!


CulturalAddress6709

the British are busting a long-game uno reverse on these mfrs


MillionEyesOfSumuru

Totalitarian Rapist Unprincipled Malodorous Psychopath is how we usually spell it in the PNW.


fixit858

Treasonous Rapist Undergoing Multiple Prosecutions


Okapi_MyKapi

Someone needs to make a stencil of this so we can fix those cars.


Apprehensive-Sky1209

Munificent


Zonda68

Machoman


Independent-Leg6061

NACHO NACHO MAN!! I WANNA BE A NACHO MAAAAAN. 🎵 will never leave my head. 😆


The_Golden_Warthog

Nacho Man Sandy Cabbage^TM


Drinkythedrunkguy

More of a taco bowl guy.


SweetUpDown69

My brain immediately went there too.


JustDiscoveredSex

Mental illness


ScoobyDooItInTheButt

Someone pulled a thesaurus out.


The_broken_machine

I'm shocked it there and more shocked if they know what it means. (Generous, btw)


bashdotexe

That legitimately might be the first time someone has ever called him generous. Even people who like him don’t say that about him.


Q-burt

This guy is the opposite of generous. He stole from a damn children's charity!


33ducks

it’s honestly fascinating that every single one if those words can be disproven with a specific example


Q-burt

Multiple specific examples!


SigourneyCropduster

Oh, my bad, I thought they were trying to spell [Maleficent](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maleficent)


howdoichooseafandom

I thought that they were trying to say magnificent lol


treydipper

"Democrates are like flys on shit" The jokes write themselves


zappawizard

Rhymes with "Socrates"


UraeusCurse

I’m legitimately terrified for the future.


tta2013

Many of us are. There's a good amount of us taking action over at the sub r/voteDEM. Trying to network more people in so we can fight out the fascism and the crazy.


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MurseNtheHouse

They’re definitely not a cult.


tiffy68

Looks about right for The Woodlands, Texas.


Pipeliner6341

Home of the KKKaren


Texasscot56

The Villages, with trees.


zombie_girraffe

Is the STD rate really that high in The Woodlands?


Texasscot56

That would be my experience.


Jayzsti7

I was thinking the same, most of The Woodlands residents have the same principles. But don't dare to show it externally as this great American citizen is, proudly displaying his stupidity for all to admire and bask in.


tiffy68

Most residents of The Woodlands think themselves far too sophisticated for such a crass display, but they do agree with the sentiment. Snooty bastards.


Jayzsti7

This car owner most likely doesn't live in The Woodlands, most of the HOAs probably wouldn't allow this in their communities.


threerottenbranches

It is hard to fathom that someone makes their whole personality around one person, a tremendously flawed person at that. Has anyone ever spotted a Joe Biden rig like this?


raptor_botII

No, which is why it’s gonna be a long election for this subreddits biggest fans


BalancdSarcasm

Ya, but it was a Joe Biden campaign bus.


ban_ana__

BIDEN: Basically, I Don't Even kNow how to make an acronym 🤷‍♀️


gotkube

Awww, someone took their homework from kindergarten and applied it to current events like a big boy!


Rcj1221

Probably took him all day to come up with that.


TracyTrumpleskins

Well you know he didn’t have anything else going on.


xenithangell

T - Tyrant in waiting R - Rotund U - Unintelligent M - Man baby P - Pampers wearing Prostitute fucker


333metaldave666

The civil wars gonna be ugly


Jonasthewicked2

I wonder who they’re voting for?


CapRavOr

I can’t even fathom making a *politician* my entire identity, let alone Donald J ‘Fuckhead’ Trump


blahcarmina

I’m salty they made an acrostic poem, this looks like a brainwashed teenager’s angsty sketchbook cover


GrandPriapus

More of an acrostic list than a poem.


Tales_of_Earth

Annoyed at the lack of restraint. Just pick one word.


Responsible-Baby-551

Must be fun as a neighbor


zappawizard

We really should have started euthanizing these people a long time ago.


horridgoblyn

Does he want him for his valentine? That's grade school behavior.


nhardycarfan

Crazy how he is literally none of these


T3n4ci0us_G

#ETTD


Pyr0technician

T- Totally incompetent Troll R- Rapist U- Unqualified M- Multiple Felonies, Morally bankrupt P- Putin's bitch


UltimateDonny

Who gave that person the word of the day calendar for Munificent. I Thought it was misspelled. I had to look that up.


lumpkints

They used Duck Duck Go for that one


ItsSusanS

Trump is a macho man? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.


ZealotCrow

Say what you will about the dems but I've never seen anyone dickride Biden nearly as hard has the maggots dickride Trump


KgMonstah

TTRRUUMMPP I did not learn my AABBCC’s GOD GOD DAMNIT DAMNIT


blacksoulnoise

That’s my hometown! Very on brand!


oyebilly

Democrates


davechri

That is genuinely pitiful. I feel pity for this person.


ImOnlyHereForTheCoC

Flys


Wildfathom9

"Honey, someone called me stupid today, so I went out and got a thesaurus. I bet they'll never call me stupid again now!"


frostypb88

Yikes


MercZ11

Least Insane Woodlands denizen 


epicwheezer

Profound?


DukeOfWestborough

J - jews killed him E- everybody loves him S - super sexy U- United States Was founded by him S- sinners fear him Oh Grandmaw….


Traditional-Cake-587

Cult member


CulturalAddress6709

If you don’t know, now you know - level of mental issues upenherruh


TBteacherguy

Why would these jerk offs, who claim to be sooooooo interested in their freedom, want someone in office who is royalty. A royal family is the antithesis of freedom. Freedom from the tyranny of a monarchy was exactly what the American revolution was fought over. These dickheads are so into our founding fathers but they seemingly know nothing about our founding fathers. I guess the short bus skipped their house the weeks that was being taught in school


Phelsuma04

What an age we live in...


DubC_Bassist

Royal?


ThisAllHurts

He is now. Thanks, SCOTUS


UnhappyStrain

That fucking list XD


MakkaCha

Not a cult.


Manual-shift6

A Texas license…go figure…


Things_and_or_Stuff

Man. What I wouldn’t give to see their reaction to their car getting washed while they’re inside Walmart…


BoredRedhead

The fact that this thundercunt can spell “munificent” but not “flies” tells me that somebody just learned about Thesaurus.com


skalogy

I would have thought P stood for Pussy grabbing.


smoq_nyc

I'm gonna name my video games characters Macho-man Munificent from know on


johnkoetsier

Imagine how stupid you have to be to think Trump is profound …


dablegianguy

Ok, this one wins! I vote for him/her to be Trump’s VP… they seem on par


honk_and_wave85

Is an acrostic poem.


Drinkythedrunkguy

Humanity was a mistake.


Firebird246

It's a special Texas plate of some kind, perhaps official.


SmellsDone

Disabled veteran tag. Didn’t know they gave them out for mental disability also.


tta2013

These people vote. Do you?


SwampCrittr

It’s not a cult you guys…… /s


seigezunt

I don’t think this guy knows what “munificent” means


AMom2129

On a HYUNDAI, no less.


Obvious_Definition58

P - Prostate Enlarged


Almc27

Viva Trump???? Speak English asshole! /s


Spazzy_maker

This dude bottoms for Trump.


Debtastical

I’m so embarrassed for This person. It made me actually cringe. My god. Get it together.


rrTUCB0eing

A rare non-pickup truck version.


tossaroc

The party of mental disability


Catsmak1963

Profound “there’s a shark…”


pixelwhip

I think 'royal' describes perfectly the direction they want America to go.. ohh the irony.


Fun_Frosting_6047

Average crayon-eater:


ReasonableCranberry6

“Eat some FOOD, and stop coming for my friend! Strait jacket, Get some help.” -every other Hyundai Santa Fe to this driver


PaperBeatsScissor

I always find it funny when MAGA people don’t drive American branded cars.


RR321

Munificent?? With Russia?


geekpron

tough and talented? the guy who dodged the draft and loses at every business he tries?


agentb719

how do these clowns find the time to put this on their car???


wantabe23

I don’t know if my brain will EVER wrap around WTF is happening right now in our time line. People be doing this for a criminal, a worthless human being who has paraded around his entire life scott free while fucking people over.


TrulyChxse

Not a cult!


No_Establishment5911

Always an import car.ALWAYS!!!!


Emily-Hughes

Hey, in the future, consider censoring the license plate.


oldwahsatch

These people wouldn’t do the same for us. Nobody is searching plates anyway.


TracyTrumpleskins

I genuinely don’t understand why it matters. Plates are visible for everyone to see all of the time.