I sing Hatikva every day, multiple times, even during holidays to muslim-majority countries....
And I am Polish. No Jewish heritage. Fully Christian.
Glory to Yisrael brothers. We might have our differences, but we need to stand with each other.
Am Yisrael Hai
Yes, you may, but please note that instead of converting, a less time consuming option for you could be to bring a sacrifice of the laughter of children and we will then tell you all our secrets.
I was born with no known Jewish heritage, but with the curls and the lactose intolerance already built in. Going before the Beit Din and to the Mikvah just put a stamp on what was always meant to be.
Omg I cannot believe the Jews have just exposed themselves smh :D also are tours available at the jewish space laser? Would be nice to visit sometimes :D (/s just in case)
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Fake, never showed him taking his turn with the space lasers
It's part of the massive psyop project. Someone's been slacking on keeping up with their Jew Media Control packets... /s
As a Jew I agree. That's a big part of our day.
Move! It's my turn now! I wanna pew pew!
No mom said it's my turn on the lasers
Okay but I call dibs after!
Ok then
Don’t forget he didn’t even show drinking Palestinian children blood
What are you talking about? His rank isnt even close to the space lazers rank
Different department from Media Control
its my turn today so he couldnt soz
This is brilliant. 💙 “Have a Ziontastic Day! I love it! 🇮🇱
Loved that
I’m sure the hamassholes will use this as “truth”
ThEYYY ADimTTeD It!!!!
We straight up did. And they will still think it’s fake. lol
🤣🤣🤣
I will start using "Hamassholes" from now on.
Hamassholes and Hezbollocks are staple titles.
It’s trademarked to @pee_on_hamas Jk it’s not but love that guys stickers
They’re 100% going to believe this 😭
Who’s the guy that made this?
Oded Kovach on tik tok
This video is the absolute truth and he is a huge liar!
"mock the truth right in our facesssss 🤡🤡😭😭😭😭"
Jake Shields definitely will!
The zionistic god kishkush balabush ended me lmaooo
"apartheid car" got me for some reason
For me it was Hatikva in the shower that got me. I feel a bit guilty for doing it and I’m not even Israeli.😅
I sing Hatikva every day, multiple times, even during holidays to muslim-majority countries.... And I am Polish. No Jewish heritage. Fully Christian. Glory to Yisrael brothers. We might have our differences, but we need to stand with each other. Am Yisrael Hai
I can play it on the tin whistle. Irish Jew skillz. ☘️🪈
i can’t sing for the life of me so i just whistle it
I can't whistle for the life of me so I just sing it, although wirh moderate success.
I had to buy my apartheid car from Toyota.
ב''ה, were you born under the sign of Toyotathon?
Sign of the house of the Rav4. Lol
I KNEW IT!
He’s exposing our secrets 💔
Are the Jew curles more powerful when brushed, or in their natural state?
Natural state. Though they do retain a vestige of their power after being brushed.
Amazing! Can I convert to Judaism and behold some of these powers myself?
Yes, you may, but please note that instead of converting, a less time consuming option for you could be to bring a sacrifice of the laughter of children and we will then tell you all our secrets.
Snap lol, I shall have to think this through very thoroughly.
I was born with no known Jewish heritage, but with the curls and the lactose intolerance already built in. Going before the Beit Din and to the Mikvah just put a stamp on what was always meant to be.
That was really funny 😆
Its looks like Eretz Nehederet skit🤣
After work I sneaky sneak to my STOLEN ROCK
Even as a joke, you should not take the Lord’s name in vain. It’s K-sh K-sh B-lbush
So that's what it means when I see in holy text the abbreviation kb"a? That makes so much sense now!
We should bless our fellow Jews by saying "may you be as rich as antisemites think you are."
Unironically love this idea
I am all for this!
Haha counting his money before going to sleep. Love it!
I'll be honest guys, if the Jews have a space laser I'm all for it. I am pro-Jewish space laser. It makes Jews sound cooler.
Now I'm picturing a rabi threatening a planet with a death star in the shape of the star of david. In other words: pro Palestinian star wars
You forgot “wake up in one home I stole in East Jerusalem, go to bed in another I stole from the West Bank.”
Matza without blood? nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooob
The only correct way to eat Matza is by dipping it in the blood of our enemies
who needs matza with Shahar when we have blood?
Omg! The Jews aren’t even hiding it anymore!!!
What, you don't sing hatikva in the shower?
I wish a Zionistic day to everyone
I mean who *doesn't* hide their horns after getting out of bed???
I have to tuck them before going to bed after that incident when my horns got stuck in the upper level of the bunk bed 😅
I like to let mine hang out. As a convert, I had to earn those suckers.
This is what my daily schedule looks like 🤣🤣
Time to count my jew gold before I go to sleep.
[Original source Oded Kovach](https://www.tiktok.com/@oded_kovach/video/7385446117204446471)
קישקוש בלבוש זה איפה שאיבדתי את זה
I kind of lost it at Megazord God Kish Kush Bala Bush
Bro forgot the space lasers lol
The space laser ritual is more then a once a month thing maybe he just had his turn last week
can you post this to r/Jewdank
Yes
thanx
Omg I cannot believe the Jews have just exposed themselves smh :D also are tours available at the jewish space laser? Would be nice to visit sometimes :D (/s just in case)
MTV Cribs: Oppression Edition
Fake zionist propaganda! He didn't piss on any palestinian babies on his way to work!
Where’s the weather machine?
I love his hair
He forgot to k*ll some kids 🤣
Well, how do you think the mazto was made? /s
Baruch HaKish Kosh Bala Boosh
I’m a little concerned that some of these things are nearly accurate about me
Girl LMAO
I too worship Kish Kush Balabush in the Beit Shimoosh
Use house xD
Curls are the source of my power fr
What are the odds? Exact same routine I have every day. Am chai!
I love thissss🇮🇱
Bro has got great hair.
His curls are better than mine. I’m a little jealous
When I wake up my hair looks like Kramer’s from Seinfeld. Always gotta tip the hat to a good head of hair like that guys.
Is it bad that I actually sometimes sing the National Anthem in the shower?
I think National Anthems were meant to be sung in the shower!
He forgot about the lasers! Or DID he really "forget"?
He’s on the Media Control team; he’s not on SpaceLaser duty until next month.
Are you ashamed to show your camel ? How do you get around?
This video put me in tears LMAO. Amazing work!
I’m crying this was 💯
This is really funny. Sneaky Sneak lol
Yeap, I do that every day before I start working at my YouTube tv station.
Those jew curls might literally be the source of his power. Guy looks like Alexander the Great
why israeli guys so cute? like I am sorry you guys have the cutest guys.
The gold coins under the rock made me laugh out loud
Zionist megazord with laser weapon will turn your enemies to ash before your eyes.
Amazing 😂
😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
HAHAHAHAHAHHA im laughing so hard omg
He's not invited to the next council of elders
Tell the truth, you actually have dinner while playing the PS5.
This is freaking great. I laughed way too hard at the gelt under the rock evil chuckle. *chefs kiss* 🤌🏼
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This is the best thing I've seen in months
Just like me fr fr
😂😂😂
This is hilarious!
😂😂😂😂😂
Hysterical
That’s fucking hysterical
Dude--you're hilarious...and really good-looking, too! (Oh, to be 20 years younger!) I love your little garden!
You forgot your jar of gypsy tears around your neck.
What’s his name?
ב''ה, why is it RHD, is he a postal worker?
Bro you forgot the part where you control hollywood
Check on the interest you gained with unfair loans. Or get your acts together and hand out some.
Since when do Jews drink the tears of children? Last time I checked most of us drink the blood of Christian children
Is this on YouTube somewhere? Is there a link to the content directly?
Do you use tik tok?
I dont have an account but can watcg shorts if you have a link.
show link
What’s the joke this is how I spent every day?
Everyone hail Kish Kosh Kalabosh
wait, is the "none of us have any friends" part wrong? ...was it just me this whole time?
His hair is very nice, and those jeans are dreadful.
So true
220A is a good a sander.
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