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oocbrazill

how can this be possible with such a tiny teeth


stoxhorn

It's not about size, but technique


Candidate_Inside

![gif](giphy|IjJ8FVe4HVk66yvlV2|downsized) But she was lying to me


-Cagafuego-

![gif](giphy|WSTXcFbR2ZQOY) "That's my dog, Piranha."


gillguard

scissor effect. their mandible fit inside their maxilla, so the teeth are just like blades


Haki_User

The inexplicable part is the bite force for that tiny jaw. That's a relatively strong ass plastic, one that you would stuggle cutting with a knife. The teeth should be more like razors and even then I'd still have questions.


catsmustdie

Now imagine that on your dick


Internal-Diet8241

r/dontputyourdickinthat


SoilMinimum3336

Search for a Amazon fish called "Candiru", have a good nightmare ☺️


catsmustdie

I know about it, I'm Brazilian and that shit is pure terror


SaneLad

Mazel tov.


gillguard

the leather of many animals is much more resistant than plastic. and these are teeth and jaws selected for cutting through leather and tearing out chunks of muscle.


Arcosim

Piranhas hunt in frenetic packs, so they evolved to get a good mouthful of meat in one bite because otherwise it'd be impossible for them to get any food considering the competition from other piranhas they have to face. Their teeth are extremely sharp and their mouths are basically scissors.


EDM14

piranhas have the strongest bite force in proportion to it's own body weight of any animal


AFocusedCynic

Ok Im going to need to confirm this little fact. BRB EDIT: [well well I be damned.](https://phys.org/news/2012-12-piranha-tops-rex-league.html)


liozuuu

Tiny teeths with a more than 320 newton force in each bite :)


notanybodyelse

Macroplastics


gnsoares

Polluting the river while torturing wildlife? It indeed had to be Brazil.


HentaiMaster501

Hell yeah


224109a

VAI BRASIL CARALHOOOOO


The_mister_meme

Whomp whomp also BORA BRASIL


Final-Communication6

You must be fun at parties


MyNameIsLOL21

BRASIL NUMBER ONE!!!!!


patrulheiroze

The Flintstones


kzasca2

Exato


IzidioArt

Os peixes já estão evoluindo pra comer plástico


drinoaki

Isso, alimenta o peixe com plástico diretamente


just_brazilian

Estes pedaços de plástico duro que ele engoliu devem, no mínimo, dar uma dor de barriga enorme no animal, isto se ele conseguir defecar. Pobre animalzinho.


swettxz

Pobre animalzinho... E tu já viu como fica algo q foi atacado por um bando dessas porras?


just_brazilian

Vou te responder com este link de um artigo do jornal El Pais. O “peixe mais feroz do mundo”? A injusta má fama da piranha. [https://brasil.elpais.com/brasil/2017/05/11/internacional/1494514816\_214776.html](https://brasil.elpais.com/brasil/2017/05/11/internacional/1494514816_214776.html)


Humangas_Changas

Me watching my homie get used as a zip-tie cutter: https://preview.redd.it/qcf905alvowc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb2ac514e7ffcd4d0b9b3d276ae9d34f8d767337


AbacaxiDoidao

Capixaba spotted


JojiImpersonator

Sotaque igualzinho o de Minas (claro que eu sei que tem vários sotaques nos dois estados)


idkwhyimalive69420

É crime não? 🤨


The15thOne

A poluição do rio? Sim O uso da piranha como ferramenta? Provavelmente não.


Tanager-Ffolkes

So, when the natives tell you, "Don't go skinny-dipping in the river!".... DON'T! 😲


chaos_king1

Ecológico


New-Significance654

Now I want a piranha knife.


pira3_1000

Caceta


Schlangee

That guy leaves one zip-tie!


Various_Abrocoma_286

🤣🤣🤣👌


vishy_swaz

Uh ya missed a couple there…


AstronaltBunny

Gente sem noção