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__samar__

I can smell a 25/26tard coming to comment "Bhai yeh sacrifice kiye bina iit bombay kaise milega, yeh toh **Aasaan hai** " 🤓☝🏻


NoDonkey2511

25tard hoke khud 25tards se thak chuka bkl kya janwar hai ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)


Frequent-Elephant355

I see my self in them ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49464)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49464) Or bhi khud ko samajh ke unhe bhi gali deta


polymath6996

SaCrIfIcE As if ye koi bahut badi cheez hai bkl iska hatttt


Hellya_dude

Jhandip maheshwari


Hey_ItsmeAryaman

Chutiye hai in sab se ek saal baad poochna phati padi hogi bkl ki lmao


Lost-dhruv

Bro still holds grudges with 25tards lmao 👆🏻🤣


Mundane-Pollution213

😂


Dibo_XD

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49199)Na zindagi JEE paya na JEEmedariya nibah paya


gibbs-free-energy

bas JEEnda hu kisi lash ki tarah ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)


LongjumpingArt9740

fuck JEEndal


[deleted]

Aaj se dance club jana chalu![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)


Artistic_Entrance_75

Bina couple entry nhi milti bhai ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)


[deleted]

Phir toh Alecc Daddy ko hi clubbing me rebolushaan lana padega ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


Great_Quality_2561

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Comrade_Stalin_666

bc last year dekha tha yey meme


[deleted]

Sahi mei bhai maine apne 3 saal chuda diye ... Aur jee bhi nhi hua ... Bhenchoo private schooling ki kabhi farewell nhi dekh . Ek gf thi 10th mei usse breakup kr liya jee ka sooch kr. Ek baar NDA written bhi nikal soocha IIT Jana h issliye SSB nhi gya . Aur ab chutiyo ki tarah ABES mei admission ke sapne dekh rha hu 🤡🤡


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AfraidPossession6977

BKL tum logon ki gf thi to na meri to kabhi thi hi ni first female interaction (other then copies wagera ya padai ke) 10th me last female interaction 10th me ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)


anotheruser1223

meri toh 10th mei bhi nhi thi corona ki wajah se


AfraidPossession6977

bhai female interaction bola bandi ni


anotheruser1223

female interaction hi bhai ab toh insaano se hi interaction nhi bachi


AfraidPossession6977

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Nimbu_Ji

Bhaiya yeh ABES kya hai???


Dead_Ark

Engineering college ka name hai , Delhi NCR me hai


jeetsaluja

Kya requirements hai bhai? Ab toh itna bura haal hai ki aise hi kahi Jana padega


Dead_Ark

Jee ka score maangte hai , aur agar tu rich hai to dusre tareeke se bhi ho jaega.


jeetsaluja

Rich toh mein thoda bhi nahi hu aur jee mein %ile bataunga toh hassi ajayegi... Kya karu? Aapka admission kaise hua tha and if jee vaale method se hua tha then how much %ile?


Dead_Ark

Exact to nhi pata , kahi par likha hai ki 90%ile se zyada hona chahiye to kahi likha hai ki 80 se zyada. Ab exactly kitna chahiye vo to college jaakar hi pata chalega. Apne Ghar ke aas paas koi private college dhoondh ke usme admission le le , hostel and mess ka fees bhi bachega. ABES bhi ek normal sa private college hi hai. Utna kuch khaas hai nhi isme


Comrade_Stalin_666

sale chutiye SSB chor dia IIT ke chkkar me.. bsdk kitna marte hai loog whan janey me... SSB 1000x tough hai whole JEE exam se...


[deleted]

Wahi toh bhai .. aaj guilt ho rha h ... Even mere pass toh 5 Percent reservation bhi tha ( papa squadron leader the).  Aur mei chutiya 2lakh rank liya gand mara rha hu 


JEE_aspirand

damn bhai


JEE_aspirand

bhai screen out hoke aagaya ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49466)


[deleted]

nahh bhai kabhi gya he nhi tha .. aur ssb mei mujhe kabhi fail hone ka koi darr nhi h q ki mei hamesha se he airforce quarters mei rha hu wahan pr bhai bachpan se he hme SSB ke liye prepare kra tha .. thats why Mera bada bhai 2017 NDA AIR 29th tha .... Meri Bhen AFCAT ke through 2023(right now she is in academy) mei join ki .. mujhe lgta tha yee sb chutiyap h issliye kabhi kiya he nhi


JEE_aspirand

me bhi army brat hi hun bhai 😥 aur woh me khud ki bat kar raha tha screen out hoke aagaya this jee prep fucked me


Muted_Brilliant_2325

29th jan = Cancer ki report 5 April = maut ka din


Lookingforkilby-23

Same day Bhai . Aur Jisme bande ne ye video banaya uska bhi 5th April ko hai.  We'll be there no matter what happens (just to die)


PlentyDog4865

27 jan ki subah blood cancer 4 jan :- maut after crying blood for 3 months


jeetsaluja

Aise mat bol Bhai mujhe laga tujhe sachme Can*er hogya


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Suspicious-Buddy8506

Par Munna Bhai toh neetard tha ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30176)


Gullible_Play_2885

Bhai sanjay dutt hamesha nashe me kyun lagta hai


Expensive-Station-67

don't destroy me with these relatable meme's (dropper hu mai![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193))


Over-Researcher2806

Us zaheer bhai us![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)


student_ig

Bhai please meri help krde


Lookingforkilby-23

Kya help?


student_ig

I have given my boards this year, and going to give neet for the 1st time. and Mera preparation aisa hai nhi ki selection ho jaye. toh I'll take drop. me and my parents both agreed to take drop from Delhi. so the thing is, pata nhi jana kab hai, and konsa batch choose krna hai. which coaching should I join and usme kon sa batch le? There are batch starting from April i.e. before neet and many starting after. I know 1st attempt me nhi hoga, so which batch should I enroll myself in! Allen ya akash? Please help krde


Lookingforkilby-23

Bhai idk kya bolu issmai . I can post your doubt in the sub or I can just share it on telegram. Tumhe kaunsa better lagta hai boldo I'll do that.


student_ig

Kahi bhi krde yar, bas meri help krde please


Lookingforkilby-23

https://www.reddit.com/r/JEENEETards/s/g1E9rvyWyb Keep checking on this one.


student_ig

Thankyou yar


Psychological-Toe475

27 jan ki subah blood cancer 4 jan :- maut after getting violently pegged by nta,syllabus


[deleted]

Can anyone please tell me what's the criteria to post on this sub ?I need help.


[deleted]

Can anyone please tell me what's the criteria to post on this sub? I need help.


mumsekser

nothing just ask the mods to approve your post and they do it as long as its relevant to the sub


Sea_Birthday6186

Bro this is wayy tooo real I mean I had such thoughts at the back of mind a while ago![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)


[deleted]

tbh maine agar real mai hardwork kara hota 2 saal toh i guess ho jata, 1.5 saal toh bakchodi kari dhang se kaha padhai kari yaar pata nai kya kya games anime movies tv shows dekha, 11th toh pura online tha 12th mai maine apne kuch batchmates ko padhte dekha bc aakhe khul gayi ki isko bolte mehnat 12 ke baad se akal ayi toh padh rha hu fir drop liya ab aache se padha man lagake uspar bhi 27th S1 tho i know paper was easy mai aur aacha kar sakta tha lekin mindset hi fuck all tha 180 ka target soch kar gaya tha aur utne hi aye, agle attempt mai koi target nai jitne aare sab bana ke aunga bc NTA DEKHNA TERI AUKAT DIKHATA HU TUJHE MADARCHOD SALA


Alarmed_Process7923

mene insta pe dheka ek commerce ka banda accountancy ke 1 question ko poori pcm se hard bata raha tha


Lookingforkilby-23

Haa MATLAB uski mkc bhai


MiserableBanana9340

Commerce wala ho kar bhi yeh nhi kar paya ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32179)


Sea-Lobster-3334

Do you guys even understand that… not just getting into good med college through Neet but also passing out of that college with a med degree is task in its self…it’s a leggit 8-9yrs of hardwork (getting into college … completing college n then working your ass off to become specialist)


[deleted]

It's better to be single than fake friends and gf


Lookingforkilby-23

Who hurt u bro?


[deleted]

No one rn but some friends in past, gf ki Baat na karo in sab bakchomdi se dur rehta hu


Lookingforkilby-23

Koina padhle aab. Ye toh hote rehta hai


[deleted]

🫂🫂


KindlyBlackberry8433

nah bro i would rather choose a jee wala banda


_aconite_cj_

Why is the neetard jus standing there bro, don't we create enough ruckus for y'all?