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BigRecommendation106

intsa pe kya hi expect karta he ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49464)


not_addict77

Denk ke 14 fr


maa_chuda_na

Their "dank humour" -r word in my mind -niga -kuch bolunga toh vivad ho jayega -womenβ˜•


[deleted]

bro didnt even hesitate ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49466)


MIKU-SIMPSS

Bro needs to hesitat,fatherless behaviour,padai krne vaale bachheπŸ’…πŸ’…,etc


Ok-Bathroom-6025

avg matrix people (mai nahi keh rha hu)


Depressed_0077

##SIGMA BUTTON πŸ‘‰


Inevitable-Act-810

Mere wale log aate honge πŸ‘Ί


Ok-Bathroom-6025

admin ke kitne baap button -------->


krishxch

Jitne tere(mai nhi kehta)


Significant_Ad3547

Bhai kuch reel ke comments ache rehte fr


thalasexual

jo original rehte hai nahi toh baki sab toh e teep dete hai kisi ka


huehuehue56

bhaiya apka name to relatable hogya


Comrade_Stalin_666

ermmm.. what the sigma??


[deleted]

A few months ago mere school mein aisa hi ek wannabe dank 9th grader tha (i was in 12th), on insta once he tried hitting on me and then when I rejected him,he called me the r word, maine uska ss lekar uski hi class teacher ko bhej diya, and she further forwarded it to his mom, 2 days later i was called to the principal's office where his mom apologized to me, and infront of me and the principal slapped the guy and made him apologize me, uske baad she made him delete his insta account. Truly a W mother![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)


maa_chuda_na

W mom W teacher W principal. In logo ko consequences pata lagne chaiye ki insta se bahar bhi duniya hai


mr_lonely_18

Lol... that's brave of you


feinnnnnnn

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah yeh sunke otna accha laga tere principal uske chutiye ki mata ji 🐐 aise school wale har ek ko mile instagram audience esp indian bahut hee vary karti kuch segment inn chutiyon ka dank wala kuch intelectual ke chode kuch bas normal user jo comment nahi karte bas maze keliye use karke chod dete kuch log jo bas logon ke contact mai rehne keliye use karte har prakar ke log jaati milti hai yaha 0 se hero


[deleted]

sahi kiya behen.


Fabulous_Thought6114

bas "humour" missing hota hai


Confident-Ad-2192

Aaah I fell like Sigmas are coming inside me🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯


pimlonpun

"Bro mera humour to bahut \*dark\* hai 😁 " His humour : "Nigga" "6000 mein Russian" "Kuch bolunga to vivad ho jayega" "Fatherless behaviour" "πŸ’€" "🀑" "πŸ—Ώ" "Bro didnt even hesitate" "Meri audience aati hi hogi" "Hijda" "Ra\*di" "βŒβœ…" "Womp womp" "πŸ€“β˜"


Tricky-Assignment883

"Salwar mein Talwar, chunni mein nunni...... " and "Ghar se bada beta" and "Ye ✌ kitne hai? "


Difficult_Gate5290

Na chuchi na pussy per baate uchi uchi


Disastrous_Affect959

4 saal se yahi atke hai ye log.


pimlonpun

nahi bhai unke yaha ye sab abhi aaya hai 4 saal pehle ye reddit pe tha par idhar over use nahi kiya waha to har chiz mein....vo denk hain na isliye humein unka humour samjh nahi aata


PositionHot3926

sach mei vaha brain dead log hai ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|50130)


[deleted]

true bhai me to irl distance banata hu unse


pimlonpun

asli chu to vo hote hai jo irl bhi ye sab bolte hai πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ


Ok-Bathroom-6025

"gay spotted"


Mlgfamlol

This is what happens when that many illiterate people get access to internet.


[deleted]

r/jiowasamistake


Kingclaw619

true bhai. I used to think dc kittens were retarded but insta proved me wrong![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)


pimlonpun

"Bro mera humour to bahut \*dark\* haiπŸ˜‚ " His humour : "Nigga" "6000 mein Russian" "Kuch bolunga to vivad ho jayega" "Fatherless behaviour" "πŸ’€" "🀑" "Bro didnt even hesitate" "Meri audience aati hi hogi" "Hijda" "Ra\*di" "βŒβœ…" "Womp womp" "πŸ€“β˜"


Arpit-ojha

You forgot 9/11 jokes


ACE_PREDATOR

bhai us bande ki baat ki koi sense hi nahi ban rhi , dp dekhe ke waiter ( chal bhai sabke ke liye dosa laga ) lag rha hai lol. :)


Dead_Ark

Bhai iske 100%ile hai to ye 14 pe kya kar raha hai? And Agar 15 bachho ke 100%ile aaye hai to ye kaise decide karte hai ki kisko zyada rank milegi and kisko kam?


Independent-World165

unke date of birth ke basis peπŸ˜”πŸ˜”


SBGamerYT

just curious agar same DOB hua toh?


Independent-World165

alphabetically. A comes first K comes later


Redittor_53

Date of birth (older aspirants ko preference milega) aur agar vo bhi same ho to board ke results ke basis pe air vo bhi same ho jaye to application number se decide hota hai.


Levi-_-Ackerman0

Wahi bhaiΒ  Denk ke 14


[deleted]

insta pe expect nahi karte


Yuvraj-_-Singh

Instagram wale chutiye sabse bade bhen ke land lagte hai mujhe. Ek number ki gawaro ki audience dikhti hai Instagram ke comment section me. Issiliye mai use ni karta.


literallyaan

Instagram users ke according dark humor is pdfilia, hitler, n word ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49466)


vinsomked_sanji

Not giving respect to women 😭


lelouch_0_

chigma mind set hai wo ben ke laudde


vinsomked_sanji

Sorry Bhai mai beta male hu na toh ye sab samaj kaam aata hai /s


Sudden_State2007

YT shorts are even worse


TurquoiseFox201

They're brain dead MFS lol


Akimoto_20

They're just NPCs


Virtual_Cow_551

Saar feeling proud Indian armyπŸ˜‚πŸ˜΄πŸ’€πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ˜‹πŸ˜€β€οΈπŸ’€πŸš™πŸ€“πŸ€πŸ‘»πŸŒˆπŸ‘§πŸ»πŸ‘ΆπŸ»


deexd_

Vo species sabse badhiya dickriding krti hai


Tribe_KPtG

heyp me!


[deleted]

mene to yt shorts ko block tube aur unhook me daal diya


JustAlgeo

Bohot rare hota hein accha comment section hona, warna gini chuni chize aati 1. Men scroll, men see men happy (bhak bsdk) 2. This (n word) said (that) Bus itna hi ata unhe


Serious_Ad_8024

As an Instagram user I agree


Levi-_-Ackerman0

Mene to aajtak account hi nahi banayaΒ  Pata tha inn chutiyon ko dekhkar gussa ayega


Dared_Fox

maine toh download bhi nahi kiya B)


TechnologyOk1044

Bro's fkair![img](emote|t5_311ttu|50130)VIT>Comedk![img](emote|t5_311ttu|50130)


Yuvraj-_-Singh

Bro I am not comparing different exams. I am saying that I was a JEE Aspirant first, then BITS then VIT etc. **Its "->" not ">"**.


TechnologyOk1044

Oh mb![img](emote|t5_311ttu|50130)


TejuuuOP

Doesn't matter bro, our job was to make this topic reach mainstream. Just look at his amount of reels. I hope these dank ka chodas don't borderline bully him.


Depressed_0077

##Bhai abhi itna mainstream nahi hua ek baar sab log milkar NEON MAN AND NEUZ BOY ko ye khabar bulk me submit kro vo ise apni video me feature karenge and BOOM LAKHO logo ko iss kaand ka pata chal jayega


Burning-Skull117

Are unko bas youtube drama cover karna ata, genuine problems nahi batayenge kabhi.


sam_fifpro

Because wahi unki audience? Ab bolega FIFA wc meij cricket kyun ni khelte


lelouch_0_

Nahi bhai bolne ko hi yt news channel hai warna views ke liye to rape se lekar murder sab video mein daal dete hai


sam_fifpro

Mujhe kya bhai maine to youtube dekhna hi chod diya session 1 ke baad![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)


Depressed_0077

Try krne me kya jaa raha


MIKU-SIMPSS

Elvish bhai fukru dhruv tatte insaab se usko fursat to mile🀑


Depressed_0077

Fr


pranavrg

Mohak Mangal se hi ummeed hai ab to


xsupremeyx

Bande ki jam kr ragging hogi ab, possibly college bhi chor de beech me aise lege sb iski... Even waise college me bhi jahan pr ragging nahi bhi hoti wahn pr bhi record tutega


Ehehehe00

I just wish the media still had a spine in our country. Magazines like Tehelka, and investigative journalism just died off. Khud sochke dekho bc kitni badi story hoti ye kisi time par, cheating karke AIR1 Lana, Shams Tahir Khan jesa banda rat ko cover karta ise ajtak par.


Kingclaw619

ha bhai good thing is that ki ye topic atleast mainstream tk pahuch rha hai thora. km se km iske jaisa krne walo ko thora darr toh lagega ab ye bakchodi krne se atleast.


SuccessfulDictator

upsc chhodo tum influenza bano teju


[deleted]

Tejuuu Bhai doing a great job on Twitter mai aapke saath hu πŸ‘πŸ» Mohit Tyagi ki Aaj se mai lunga


[deleted]

Tejuu Dickriding never gets old ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49466)


[deleted]

Me fr ( doing a noble cause doesn't count in duckriding chotu )


[deleted]

So called noble cause being trying to troll a teacher🀑


[deleted]

Yeah coz the teacher is busy promoting modi jii by bringing " sourceless facts " against Rahul Gandhi promoting anti-religious sentiments. Do you think that's how a teacher should work? Ohh sorry saar isn't it di**riding of those people? But yeah teacher to bhagwan hai irrespective of them glorifying religious terrorism and defaming the great personality on twitter


[deleted]

..... Rahul Gandhi is great personality? Ok Bhai sorry, delusional logon se kya hi bahas kare


[deleted]

Rahul Gandhi ko kab great personality bola? The sentence which included Rahul Gandhi was over putting a dot. I was actually talking about Mahatma Gandhi and your 'teacher' being unaware of the facts called Nathuram godse a fighter. And yeah ab aapse bhi kya expect Karu usi teacher ke student hai to gyaan to transfer hoga hi


[deleted]

I never studied from Competishun but by God kya based Twitter account hai Mohit sir ka. Aur Bhai kya galat hai, Godse was a fighter and falsely defamed. Sahi kaam Kara tha usne.


[deleted]

Tho he deserves the hate he is getting, yaha jee ka padhare hai ya upsc ka? And even if he wants to spread the knowledge regarding vote, rights, politics etc. he can do it even without being partial but nhi hum to Modi ke incel banenge


EiEpix

Bhai Aunty aur Uncle ko bhi sunado πŸ™ dusre aunty uncleo se baat karenge phir aur zyada phailega.


kirat_riar13

Bhai mere dost ki 0.2 se reh gayi. He scored 147 in 6s1 but cutoff was being made at 150. It's so sad that these cheaters might get away with this


YourMumEnthusiast

Meri bhi 0.24 se reh gayi, sucks fr


kirat_riar13

Bhai more power to you, perform well in upcoming exams and after you are done with this PCM learn something new which excites you and does not tire you down.


YourMumEnthusiast

Thank you so much Bhai, this means a lot. Same to you, and all the best for future exams πŸ«‚πŸ«‚ Also dost ko bhi all the best bol dena meri taraf se


kirat_riar13

Alright πŸ™Œ


Kingclaw619

sach me bhai ek toh competition itna zyada upar se aise log aur aa jate hain


MethVixen

so glad I don't use that shit app anymore .. ppl there are not normal in any sense


Additional_Topic_126

https://preview.redd.it/fml20bfq8ywc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97c3d53a64bacaea6a92cfd9135f3803a2ec63ec


Flashy_Conclusion_68

To be honest our country is filled with brain dead people, majority of people are completely stupid, you have seen the recent controversy of all those internet gangsters causing havoc in public, why do you think action was taken so late, it's because nobody cared, everyone was invested in it and supporting their favourite, only a small minority of people were criticizing them for open murder threats and gundagardi,this country is beyond repair, no institute of this country is trustable now


[deleted]

as a child i used to criticize bright minds leaving india and serving other countries, i see it now


vinsomked_sanji

Till last year I wanted to oppose brain drain now I am thinking about fuck this country


Virtual_Cow_551

Bhai liberal ka tag mil jayega tumha


vinsomked_sanji

Vo kya hota hai?


HornyForCuddless

What happened? I live under a rock so I've got no idea. I'm really curious.


Stuxxxnett

Normies of Instagram suck the brain outtt you .... Those idiots are probably working at 15k per month but would present themselves as a legit successful guy with 1cr package. In chutiyo ko sunna aur dekhna mere bas ki toh nahi hain 😝


[deleted]

Chigma males πŸ—ΏπŸ—ΏπŸ—Ώ hai bhai 🀑


vinsomked_sanji

15k month nahi berojgar


CatchWeary1505

Insta wale mentally retarded hai..kuch bhi cheez ko support aur kuch bhi cheez ko hate milta hai yeha par..very denkk saarr very denkk


[deleted]

bhai mere school me 1 banda cheating karke 99.4 le aaya 1st session me 75 ke aas pas aaye the . i am trying my best to get hi result pdf but he has gone on vacations . what to do. school is going like crazy in advertisement and the students who really studied hard are not given any appretiation. he never studied and he doesn't deserve this fame


JustAlgeo

Ek aur nayi Viral Cheating Ki shurwaat![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180). Sun bhai result milne pe post kardena


[deleted]

bro me and my friends are investegating and this is too fucked up. a whole fucking center is involved and there is a video about cheating we are trying to get our hands on that


JustAlgeo

bhai discord group banao, muzhe bhi add kardo ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49199)


[deleted]

school name/poster bata, bande ka name and face clear dikhe... post kr te hai suspicion wali baaki hampe chod dena.


pimlonpun

"Bro mera humour to bahut \*dark\* haiπŸ˜‚ " His humour : "Nigga" "6000 mein Russian" "Kuch bolunga to vivad ho jayega" "Fatherless behaviour" "πŸ’€" "🀑" "Bro didnt even hesitate" "Meri audience aati hi hogi" "Hijda" "Ra\*di" "βŒβœ…" "Womp womp" "πŸ€“β˜"


Virtual_Cow_551

r/indiandankmemes


weird-potato-

Udhar ka log digital marketing ko business bolta hai


theFierced-maggot

Ye Text ke last me !!! Lgane walo ke seriously nahii lena chahiye.


SouthwestSoldierKing

Exactly!!


[deleted]

Sahi baat hai!!!Β 


Express_Diamond_6163

Frr!!!!


url_invalid_error404

People think that it is possible to improve from 7 percentile to 100%ile within 2 months. They might be thinking ki percentage and percentile are the same thing. People don't understand how bad a person has to score in order to get 7 percentile (given how easy the physics and chemistry was this year)


xsupremeyx

Bhai literally tukke mar kr bhi isse jyada aajate h, kya ganja pel ke aaya hoga 7% ke liye yeh koi idea nhi meko


First-Cranberry5642

Instagram doomers ajate hai sigma cool ban ney ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49429)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30164)


Additional_Topic_126

https://preview.redd.it/25f1qfq29ywc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=871ac7935c07a86499b799d9e877ad3f25aa0017


Specialist-Rip976

Choti lulli


Emergency-Emu-7782

Agar aap Instagram user ho toh mujhse baat krne ki sochna bhi mat![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30164). Retarded log use krte hai use


KRSNA_69

Arey mera commerce ka ek dost ise support kar raha bol raha kya fark pdta vai acha khasa yeh clg chale jayega naukri karlega tum sab iska career kharab kar rahe ho us bande ki bhi toh 100 percentile agyi na khush rahe voh maine itni gaali di use tab bhi smjh nhi aya use ismai kya galat


[deleted]

Commerce wale low iq hote h


PotentialDuck2614

tune high iq rakh kar bhi kya ukhaad liya?


[deleted]

Bhai atleast rational hu, jee mera exam nai h fir bhi unki problem bolke cheating justify nai kr rh, commerce ke dost bolte MCQ hi toh hota h neet me![img](emote|t5_311ttu|50130)


PotentialDuck2614

yahi generalisation galat hai mere bhai mai bhi science wala hu but please learn to respect all streams , u can say joke tha par aise jokes hi baad mei pressure from society ban jata hai and then u will complain why so many aspirants for neet yeh reddy toh sciene wala hai yeh kya high iq hai? chutiye dono streams mei hai jitne bhi ca , mba vaale hai sab kya low iq hai?


[deleted]

Han agreed particular logo ko kehna tha wese mujhe bhi qki ca to even neet se bhi difficult but intention bs un chomu logo ke lie tha Jo dusro ki problems ko rationally na dekh ke apna chumtiya opinion dete h.


[deleted]

bhai 5 may ko aisa kya hai jo jaldi aajaye?


[deleted]

Neet Hain bhay πŸ₯²


[deleted]

Oh accha, best of luck man!


Virtual_Cow_551

I feel personally attacked but this is trueΒ 


ReactionImmediate859

Cheating se clg mil sakta hai placement nhi


JustAlgeo

Introducing Mass Recruiter


New-Bit-1709

Agree but yaar vo seat waste karega uski bharpai nahi ho sakti. Koi aur deserving candidate same college se bhot accha placement grab kar sakta tha aur vo bkl placement statistics ki ma chodega. I see why placement statistics are worsening now


Shot_Acanthisitta824

"TikTok is cringe"Β  Meanwhile Instagram Reels:Β 


Gullible_Crab6613

Mere dost ki 92.89%ile h![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30332) uska haal dekh k mai trauma me chala gaya


Chad_Zelensky

Insta and YouTube mai sare nalle pade hue hai chod unhe aur ye sunn https://preview.redd.it/380v2tad6ywc1.jpeg?width=1167&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=731d7fbfab4a884b81e340c983bc8ee4d61af534


Kingclaw619

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)


Dead_Ark

Ek min. πŸ‘€ Iss post me Kuch to gadbad hai Daya


[deleted]

\*NTR\* ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


Virtual_Cow_551

Are yaar NTR ki jaga Boku no pico likhna tha


Chad_Zelensky

Boku no Pico toh bacho ka animi hai


FicklePurchase6763

Insta fr has brain dead humans like how tf they can even think of defending woh bhi chodo BRO LEGIT SAID HE DESERVES IT ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30164)


Depressed_0077

Bhai mai toh kehta ek baar sab log milkar NEON MAN AND NEUZ BOY ko ye khabar bulk me submit kro vo ise apni video me feature karenge and BOOM LAKHO logo ko iss kaand ka pata chal jayega


[deleted]

damn that flair is very based af, i wish i had done that too


Abhishek1405

Isne pura paper cheat kr liya Topper ban gya...hm saala ek question aankhπŸ‘€ ghuma kr dekha tha to invigilator ki maa ki aankh πŸ‘€πŸ–•hone lagi thi


Lonely-Artichoke-878

Log ye nhi dekhte ki tune kya, kaise exam diya.. End mai result hi dekhte hai ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)


stackfrost

Jo woh comment Kiya, woh to kabhi JEE Diya bhi nahi hoga. Koi private college se BSc.Nutrition kar raha hoga. (Sabje useless subject jisko log science bolte hai)


DejectedNero

Hilter was innocent type a shit moment ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49464)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|50130)


solar_b1rd

Khud hi dusri I'd banake likh rha hoga ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|50130)


thesttarynightsky

Insta pr toh C bhre pde h vaha toh hr buri chiz ko accha bna denge ye kutte in kutto ki toh kisi bhi chiz m na ho toh shi h nlle khi k jo support kr rhe h


ChoiceConstruction80

Instagram ki chutiya audience se kya he expect kroge , shukar mene 1 saal phle insta delete krdiye ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30164)


Muted_Brilliant_2325

These days everyone on Instagram thinks they are jack of all trades . But in reality they're just jackass


TurquoiseFox201

India in nutshell vala reel?


Kingclaw619

dunno bhai mere dost ne forward kia tha whatsapp pr


TurquoiseFox201

Did confirm it, it's from that acc


rockiitretard

Bas joke h ki is bache ne 75 ke 75 kaise cheat kr liye


Unable_Fuel8968

:(


Remarkable-Trash-290

waise bhi logo ki gaaliya kuch ek mahina Max chalega phir sab shant , reddy 4 years nit Trichy mai Aash karega bhale starting Mai bully hoga


deku_small_pp

Other side of the wall, probably chaina pr


[deleted]

sadly, most people on earth are like this brother.


RoundPackage5524

after tiktok instagram reels was a mistake


Ok_Difference_7960

How the f!!k that comment got 7k++ likes , itne retarded he insta ke chapri


BloodShadow45

I hope his doctor is also a deserving candidate


Patient_Step3121

If this is a rat race, then he won it. He deserved it.


[deleted]

bhai real h mai samajh raha hun, meri toh 0.2%ile se reh gyi, general male hun


Quick-Educator-9653

0.5 se choota ? Mere dost ka 0.1 se choota h mujhe dukh hua h uske liye


[deleted]

Instagram ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49466)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49466)


stardust_wish

I'm glad I deleted this app full of mentally retarded degenerates. It feels like the world is more peaceful now


Wonderful-House-3468

Best example of unemployment in India --> instagram comment section in every reel.


Trending_Boss_333

He cheated, and got a perfect score, and deserved it? Yeh toh alag hi nashe me hai ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49466)


anirudhshirsat97

Apologies guys, can someone please give me context here.


creepypickles17

How can be check someone else adv rank? Cause my cousin is lying about her '23 rank


No_Mathematician6538

Usi ka alt acc h


Recent_Interaction66

Mera cutoff 0.4 percentile se reh gaya πŸ‘


Alarmed_Elderberry45

Sarcasm hein bhai(probably).kuch jyada hii sarcastic bkl bethe hue hein udhar.kisi bhi cheej mein sarcasm ghuser dete hein yeh bkl


singh-17

Bhai ye insta ke chutiye dank banne ki koshish kyu karte hai


NonLiving4Dentity69

Oo mai gawd saar. Bheri Sigma skibidi gyatt rizz saar. πŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈπŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―


[deleted]

instagram aur x pe ese hi log milenge


Darkvenom1235

Cheating ka 14 tabhi air 14


[deleted]

maine 0.3 se miss kiya yaar mujhe alag hi level mein taunts receive karne wale hai


labglitter

what happened to the guy he copied from? did he get a good rank? i hope he did


cosmic_conqueror03

Insta![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30176)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


Fun-Daikon-192

Bhai this is gonna sound very controvertial but this mentality ki acha hua to we deserved it and bhura hua to we deserved it is a by product of relegion cuz ppl start to justify by theirΒ  "ache karam"Β  or somethingΒ  Β ( kisi reply ka reply nahi karunga kyuki mujhe vivad nahi karna )Β 


Stable_4428

He left 2 brain cells wala humor


[deleted]

Cheating karna paap nhi hai pakde jana paap hai


Many-Report-6008

Cry about it


dadsmeatrider69

bhai 93 percentile pe aise bhi nahi hona tha advanceπŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ™


Fuck_Reddit100Times

2026tard?


vinsomked_sanji

Pados wali aunty wali baat kyu kar Raha hai bhai