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Loving the tech upgrade to these vids. Maybe I’m just imagining it but everything seems crisper and cleaner, plus audience cutaways. Bravo!
Also, need some chicken soup?
Probably it depends on the club.
Jeff's playing bigger venues now, so it makes sense that they might have better equipment, or even a dedicated guy to do on-the-fly cuts.
That's the *perfect* way to describe it lol I don't actually know, but I assume comedians provide their own recording equipment, rather than the venue, so my bet would be that Jeff got better equipment, as well as more.
venue lighting and audio accessibility can make or break the "quality" of a video like this.
if you've gotta crank up the ISO because there's only a single spotlight in the abyssal darkness of a club, it's gonna look like shit regardless of how nice a camera you got.
Same thing with audio, if they don't give you a clean copy, you're just pulling from your camera/shotgun mic. If you do get a line, the quality of that audio may vary depending on the engineer.
This place looks like they were properly setup to do recordings. They have a rimlight and everything.
It's a little candy dispenser that's shaped in a rectangular tube shape with a toy head that you can flip up and down to load up a little candy and then pop one in your mouth. I got those a lot as a kid growing up in NYC.
This is the second piece of media today I’ve encountered that makes a joke about women giving birth like a pet dispenser lol. The first was a parody country song “barefoot and pregnant”
Man when he is ON he is ON... also - I could never go see him 8 mo pregnant... it's bad enough having to goto the bathroom every 5 min and he'd make me laugh my self silly on top of it
Loved this. Crystal camera quality and I enjoyed the glimpses of the crowd. And the chat was very funny.
It's always a highlight of my browsing when I come across your next clip :) Thank you for sharing them
I hope you're feeling better dude :)
I came looking for this comment. It was the most perfect engineer response he could have given.
It’s a shame Jeff didn’t pick up on it, but I have a feeling that it would have gone unappreciated unless the room was full of engineers.
The average amount of days per month is a little over 30, so 4 weeks = 1 month isn’t very accurate over time. 35 weeks is 245 days and 8 months is 240 days. The way she says it makes it seem like it’s less but really it’s only 5 days more. Idk what people are going on about in the rest of this thread.
I think I understand why she was off in her estimate. Pregnancies are 40 weeks which is actually more than 9 months. She probably calculated that she has 5 weeks left. 5 weeks is a little more than a month so she estimated herself at almost 8 months.
40 weeks from the date of their last period, so it's all very wishy-washy. At 36 weeks, a baby is considered "full term", so really any time between then and 40 weeks is "normal".
And 1 month != 4 weeks, but babies don't know how to read calendars, so that doesn't matter.
What does this have to do with anything?
OP implies it's not close to 8 months. It's exactly 8.05 months, so like 8 months and 2 days.
Seems CLOSE to 8 months.
That entirely depends on whether you interpret "almost 8" as "close to 8" or "not yet 8"
ie You would not describe someone who is 6'1 as "almost 6 feet".
Maybe if you are measuring in reverse. Time and height are unidirectional.
This is why we have "barely" and "almost" where barely is greater than and almost is less than. "I almost made it" does not mean you more than made it. Or "almost 18" and "barely 18". One is a felony.
Keep going, you've almost got it. :)
Yea, it's "almost" in the sense that 8 months was 32 weeks, and it's only three more than that.
Engineer guy was right. It's fucking *close*. I'd be scared to go to a comedy show at almost 9 months, for fear I'd laugh too hard and go into labor (though I know most women just want it OVER WITH by that point).
8 months is closer to 35 weeks than 32, my mathematically-challenged friend.
32 weeks is about 7.37 months where as 35 weeks is 8.05 months. Theres more than 4 weeks per month (4.345 is the average). You can’t just say 4 weeks per month and try to sound right.
Love this guy but for the record, engineers are taught in school to quickly approximate for a quick answer, while being able to get a more specific one if needed. He answered like a true engineer
Ok call me crazy but out of all the Jeff videos I’ve watched on Reddit I have never had the sound on until now… I laughed even harder then I do when reading the text!!! Lol and he sounds nothing like I imagined!!!! Lmao
Dude… what the fuck. I suggest you get some beers or weed or whatever gets you going, and just rewatch all his videos with the sound on 😩
You have no idea what you’re missing out on. Not everything they say is captioned. My mind is blown with your comment
If you are familiar with Deon Cole his special on Netflix is worth the watch! “Cole hearted”! Glad to have discovered Jeff and looking forward to going full beams down this rabbit hole!
I prefer the front on angle of the previous videos much better. Seems more like I’m actually there.
That said, this new film quality is killer. And it makes Jeff look super good. 😉
Most people look worse in higher res, but not Jeff. Good outfit too.
I’m guessing he’s sick? He’s got an extra surfer dude quality to his voice.
Lol lady sort of reminds me of my cousin. She's on her 6th pregnancy, people always ask so like are you gonna stop or...?
Shes excited, her husband seems less so at this point heh.
I can't believe there's only one other comment (buried) about how 35 weeks is "almost 8 months". I don't blame Jeff for not doing the math, but how come no one in the comments can do basic math. 36 weeks is 9 months... that's A LOT more (relatively) than "almost 8"
This is why I love Jeff. The pez dispenser joke was an amazing, off the cuff, brutal and hilarious take on the 5 kids thing. Amazing. But then having the EQ to in the moment catch that and pivot the joke to a soft landing where the person being the butt gets to save face.
*Chef kiss*
It can't be taught. Love it
I had to check, because being a male software engineer, my mind worked the same as Engineer, and not as a Mother.
Engineer probably multiplied 9 months by 4 weeks, which is 36 weeks, and so thought 35 weeks was "close".
But PEZ dispenser, having done this 3 times before, knows that a full term pregnancy is considered to be 40 weeks. Meaning, at 35 weeks, there's still a full 5 weeks to go, meaning "almost 8 months" is correct, in birthing terms.
So excited to see the first tempe show get posted!! Seems as good a time as any to say Jeff I wanted to say hello to you but my bladder had other plans. come back ssoon!
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Loving the tech upgrade to these vids. Maybe I’m just imagining it but everything seems crisper and cleaner, plus audience cutaways. Bravo! Also, need some chicken soup?
Probably it depends on the club. Jeff's playing bigger venues now, so it makes sense that they might have better equipment, or even a dedicated guy to do on-the-fly cuts.
IIRC jeff films and edits the videos himself
He edits them himself, yes, but I'm like 80% sure he's not holding the camera.
Look man you can't prove that, we'd have to have video evidence or something
Selfie stick with an ankle attachment. Look alive, Halpert.
That’s close to 100. It should hold.
Sixty percent of the time, it works every time.
Yeah one of his openers is also handles the filming and recording, I believe. He's pretty funny too!
He has his own video guy.
Hell yeah this looks nice as hell. Like late season in a tv show that started with a really low budget in season 1.
That's the *perfect* way to describe it lol I don't actually know, but I assume comedians provide their own recording equipment, rather than the venue, so my bet would be that Jeff got better equipment, as well as more.
His watch game is stepping up too.
venue lighting and audio accessibility can make or break the "quality" of a video like this. if you've gotta crank up the ISO because there's only a single spotlight in the abyssal darkness of a club, it's gonna look like shit regardless of how nice a camera you got. Same thing with audio, if they don't give you a clean copy, you're just pulling from your camera/shotgun mic. If you do get a line, the quality of that audio may vary depending on the engineer. This place looks like they were properly setup to do recordings. They have a rimlight and everything.
It is really good! I noticed the difference without my glasses on haha
I liked the front facing angle better
/u/smartastic had to postpone his San Jose show because he was in the hospital sick... 😢
Nice try, Jeff
Watching him from day one and he’s really growing!! Cant wait to see him live one day
An off center angle and a shallow depth of field go a long way, my friend.
This one's got more pixels than real life
Like the video quality
Video quality went full beans
Here's to hoping those were Netflix cameras!
I appreciate you
I appreciate you appreciating them appreciating the video quality
This never fails to make me laugh
Increase in video quality, but it loses a certain feel that the previous videos had. Maybe I just need to get used to it
Pez Dispenser! HAHAHAHAA 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love how he was like “that doesn’t make sense” but commits to it anyway lol
It sorta makes sense. You want another one? Just pull one out. I may be overthinking this.
On no I totally agree, it was stupid but makes sense and honestly I think some of the funniest shit is spur of the moment stupid thoughts.
Pulling out doesn't make sense if you want another one.
Ahhhh
Me when mom says “Here comes the train!”
Mom looking forward to that train, eh?
It's an upside down pez dispenser
This is the EXACT image that came into my mind
What's a pez dispenser? I am not familiar with this term. Is it like a vending machine type thing?
It's a little candy dispenser that's shaped in a rectangular tube shape with a toy head that you can flip up and down to load up a little candy and then pop one in your mouth. I got those a lot as a kid growing up in NYC.
Oh wow okay NOW the images on Google make sense lol. Thank you!
 And candy comes out.
It was FAST 😂
This is the second piece of media today I’ve encountered that makes a joke about women giving birth like a pet dispenser lol. The first was a parody country song “barefoot and pregnant”
Man when he is ON he is ON... also - I could never go see him 8 mo pregnant... it's bad enough having to goto the bathroom every 5 min and he'd make me laugh my self silly on top of it
I went to a comedy show 6 months pregnant and I almost peed myself. Not doing that again! lol
I hear you can depend on Depends!
What about when 7 months pregnant?
All I could think about was if I saw him when I was 35 weeks pregnant I would have peed myself from laughing.
Hope you're feeling better!
I'm looking forward to the GIF someone makes of Jeff right at the end there.
https://i.redd.it/uqwkjjt3q3uc1.gif
Nice. I like this one, but shorter (ending with his head up). Either way, better than I can do. Thanks!
Jeff “I like Penises” Arcuri
Jeff "you're getting close" Arcuri
https://i.redd.it/3ati8ar9q3uc1.gif Option 2
What does he do? Sell yachts?
He’s a leaf organizer for an estate. She makes bookmarks out of recycled paper straws. Their combined income is $6.7mil
Let's watch them and their 3.9 kids find the house of their dreams on this week's "Househunters: Generational Wealth Edition".
>3.9 kids Funny joke :D
Isn't that all the editions of that show?
Nah there's also House hunters: we have incredibly unrealistic expectations but are on a budget.
I honestly don't mind. shitting out 5 kids is a job. And I wouldn't trade.
Hes a Lawyer. Source, I was at the show.
Thank you for your service. 🫡
Loved this. Crystal camera quality and I enjoyed the glimpses of the crowd. And the chat was very funny. It's always a highlight of my browsing when I come across your next clip :) Thank you for sharing them I hope you're feeling better dude :)
I have to say, "close" was literally the **most** engineer answer he could have possibly given.
I came looking for this comment. It was the most perfect engineer response he could have given. It’s a shame Jeff didn’t pick up on it, but I have a feeling that it would have gone unappreciated unless the room was full of engineers.
Especially considering he was 100% right 35 weeks ist 8 months and 3 weeks, that woman might have delivered the kid next day
Was at this show. My spleen has yet to recover.
You’re supposed to be resting up! Also, want us ALL to bring you flowers and beans in the hospital?
All the nurses and doctors wondering why the fuck his room is filled with cans of beans.
His room would go full beans.
No flowers, just full beans.
This woman is in for a surprise labor if she thinks 35 weeks is almost 8 months.
It’s close
So much math in this thread! 🤣
The average amount of days per month is a little over 30, so 4 weeks = 1 month isn’t very accurate over time. 35 weeks is 245 days and 8 months is 240 days. The way she says it makes it seem like it’s less but really it’s only 5 days more. Idk what people are going on about in the rest of this thread.
I think I understand why she was off in her estimate. Pregnancies are 40 weeks which is actually more than 9 months. She probably calculated that she has 5 weeks left. 5 weeks is a little more than a month so she estimated herself at almost 8 months.
This is the answer
They are all so confidently wrong in this thread
[удалено]
40 weeks from the date of their last period, so it's all very wishy-washy. At 36 weeks, a baby is considered "full term", so really any time between then and 40 weeks is "normal". And 1 month != 4 weeks, but babies don't know how to read calendars, so that doesn't matter.
This poster is in for a surprise when they find out there's 4.345 weeks in a month.
That’s still over 8 months.
What does this have to do with anything? OP implies it's not close to 8 months. It's exactly 8.05 months, so like 8 months and 2 days. Seems CLOSE to 8 months.
That entirely depends on whether you interpret "almost 8" as "close to 8" or "not yet 8" ie You would not describe someone who is 6'1 as "almost 6 feet".
I would
You would be in the extreme minority given that the literal definition of "almost" is "not quite"
It's not quite 6.0, it's 6.1.
Maybe if you are measuring in reverse. Time and height are unidirectional. This is why we have "barely" and "almost" where barely is greater than and almost is less than. "I almost made it" does not mean you more than made it. Or "almost 18" and "barely 18". One is a felony. Keep going, you've almost got it. :)
Then you need to go back to school.
Yeah especially with time, using the word “almost” implies “approaching” or “less than” IMO.
She says it's less than 8 months. That's what OP was mocking. Even with months being longer than 4 weeks, she's still wrong.
Naw bro, we're not scientists, so there's only 4 weeks in a month. If we're arguing between a dissertation, you win, but this is reddit, man.
I also live in a world where there are exactly 13 months in a year.
Don't give me hope!
https://i.imgur.com/71AUBaS.png
Yea, it's "almost" in the sense that 8 months was 32 weeks, and it's only three more than that. Engineer guy was right. It's fucking *close*. I'd be scared to go to a comedy show at almost 9 months, for fear I'd laugh too hard and go into labor (though I know most women just want it OVER WITH by that point).
8 months is not 32 weeks. Every month isn't February
Human gestation period is around 40 weeks, or about 9 *calendar* months, which, like the other poster mentioned, are more than 4 weeks.
8 months is closer to 35 weeks than 32, my mathematically-challenged friend. 32 weeks is about 7.37 months where as 35 weeks is 8.05 months. Theres more than 4 weeks per month (4.345 is the average). You can’t just say 4 weeks per month and try to sound right.
2 weeks till I see the short king!! Whoop whoop!!
Dude getting funnier every time I see one of these vids
Watching your stand-up is teaching me the art of subtle shaming, and I couldn't be more pleased about it. :)
I thought it made sense, she’s just popping out babies like a pez dispenser.
FIVE!? IN THIS ECONOMY!?
Right? "Why not?" BECAUSE THE EARTH IS DYING?! Kidding....kinda
Man you are quick on your feet. “Oh, you’re really close.” Had me dying.
Love this guy but for the record, engineers are taught in school to quickly approximate for a quick answer, while being able to get a more specific one if needed. He answered like a true engineer
Glad you’re feeling better!! Take care you!!
The Pez dispenser ending fucking got my laughing up a storm 🤣
Too good. So natural and so dang funny. I'll never look at a Pez dispenser the same way again 😂
Ok call me crazy but out of all the Jeff videos I’ve watched on Reddit I have never had the sound on until now… I laughed even harder then I do when reading the text!!! Lol and he sounds nothing like I imagined!!!! Lmao
Dude… what the fuck. I suggest you get some beers or weed or whatever gets you going, and just rewatch all his videos with the sound on 😩 You have no idea what you’re missing out on. Not everything they say is captioned. My mind is blown with your comment
Well I’m not a dude! Lol and yes I plan to binge what I can find! Sound on.. already have my white claws on deck 😂
Oh oops. Well, enjoy! I wish I could somehow forget having watched all of the videos so I can enjoy them for the first time again
If you are familiar with Deon Cole his special on Netflix is worth the watch! “Cole hearted”! Glad to have discovered Jeff and looking forward to going full beams down this rabbit hole!
For me it's the other way around. I always had the sound on and now I don't need to because I can read it with his voice and delivery
This means you have not heard dolphin lady. This must be rectified
Do you often listen to comedy routines with the sound off?
I watch most things on tv with CC on and especially when I’m looking at on my phone I just read the text/captions if available!
As an engineer, it's 7/8ths.
It’s almost 9/10ths
Hopefully Mr. Engineer isn't working anywhere near Baltimore....
Woop woop!
Jeff did you have a glitch in the matrix there at the beginning?
Pez dispenser 😂😂😂 I'm.going to use that someday.
I prefer the front on angle of the previous videos much better. Seems more like I’m actually there. That said, this new film quality is killer. And it makes Jeff look super good. 😉 Most people look worse in higher res, but not Jeff. Good outfit too. I’m guessing he’s sick? He’s got an extra surfer dude quality to his voice.
I'm a simple man, I see a Jeff Arcuri clip, I upvote and laugh my ass off
As an engineer grad. "Should be enough/close/hold" is probably the most said thing in my labs..
I love the engineer's response. He was right, it's close.
Nah that engineer was peak engineering precision
He should’ve said “what’s ur goal? Start an infantry?” instead of “small army?”
Isn't 36 weeks = 9 months.......how's 35 = almost 8????????????
Please dont show the crowd
Based on the two reactions here I can confidently say that Jeff finds the idea of having 3 kids about 40% as disgusting as crusty pierced nips.
Finally!!! Thank you baby Jesus!!!!!
The quality on this is crazy good. Love these clips
Bless Jeff Arcuri... asking the questions we wish we could ask.
Wait, thats not how babies come out?!? Really should have paid more attention in the delivery room while my wife gave birth. Both times.
They just want to be able to field a basketball team.
Love the new video quality!
Nice, love the quality. If you’re ever in Vegas Id film a special for you my dude, great stuff.
I haven’t been able to load the last two video Jeff posted. I’m not having any other issue with Reddit. Is anyone else having this problem?
I'm not used to seeing Jeff from this angle, it feels weird.
Jeff’s timing and sharpness is amazing. He’s quickly becoming my favourite comedian. I hope he comes to the UK at some point!
This kid cracks me up
Engineering usually involves a lot of guesstimating. His response was spot on haha.
This is one of my fav clips in a long time 🤣 I cackled out loud at work 😅
wheres the shirt from?
Whoa great quality vid. In both senses
I love his comedic style.
PEZ dispenser lmao Are you planning on eating the children??
Engineers think pi is 3 so pretty fuckin accurate Engineer brain be like: e ~ pi
The sound he made when she said she already had 3 lmao
Camera is great lil man!
Close is actually a very engineer answer lol
"Close" is the perfect engineer response. You would be surprised how much is guesswork approximations.
Great quality!
Really wanna see him. Guy is really awesome
Pez dispenser line killed me.
I like that shirt
Does this guy do any bits or all crowd work?
He canceled his show tonight in San Jose!! Anyone know why?! I had VIP tickets and I’m super bummed
I’ll repeat it again. This man is a national treasure.
Lol lady sort of reminds me of my cousin. She's on her 6th pregnancy, people always ask so like are you gonna stop or...? Shes excited, her husband seems less so at this point heh.
Why is he so good?
That ending though 😂😂😂😂
Should hold
First time I've ever heard anyone call a woman a pez dispenser lmao
Who ever yelled almost 8 months should not reproduce
Is he ever going to have a Netflix special? Because I can't seem to get a night out to see him with my 4 kids.
I can't believe there's only one other comment (buried) about how 35 weeks is "almost 8 months". I don't blame Jeff for not doing the math, but how come no one in the comments can do basic math. 36 weeks is 9 months... that's A LOT more (relatively) than "almost 8"
This is why I love Jeff. The pez dispenser joke was an amazing, off the cuff, brutal and hilarious take on the 5 kids thing. Amazing. But then having the EQ to in the moment catch that and pivot the joke to a soft landing where the person being the butt gets to save face. *Chef kiss*  It can't be taught. Love it
I love this dude so much, he says what we would think in such a wholesome funny way
I had to check, because being a male software engineer, my mind worked the same as Engineer, and not as a Mother. Engineer probably multiplied 9 months by 4 weeks, which is 36 weeks, and so thought 35 weeks was "close". But PEZ dispenser, having done this 3 times before, knows that a full term pregnancy is considered to be 40 weeks. Meaning, at 35 weeks, there's still a full 5 weeks to go, meaning "almost 8 months" is correct, in birthing terms.
PEZ DISPENSER BWAHHHHH 🤣😂🤣
Am I stupid or is 35 weeks almost 9 months?
I see this guy a lot. Good crowd work
This was a fun show and for some reason the video is clearer than seeing him in person.
35 weeks is almost 9 months, not 8 🤓
How is 35 weeks close to 8 months? It's almost 9, what is this math
It’s so mean in the most loving, friendly way!
Pez dispenser. Lol
Reaction to "Three" reminded me of crusty nipples.
So excited to see the first tempe show get posted!! Seems as good a time as any to say Jeff I wanted to say hello to you but my bladder had other plans. come back ssoon!