Yakub was Jewish!?
(For those that don't know I'm sorry. Please don't waste your time on this rabbit hole. White people were made to get revenge on blacks by a black guy who got made fun of for having a big head.)
Civil rights movement: *Going amazingly, finally getting rid of the racial attitudes and ideologies that have plagued the country for generations"
Nation of Islam: "And I took that personally..."
This is the money swimming pool on the space laser. Don't you recognize the door?
You should come down after your next shift, I'm always surprised how many people forget it's up there. Maybe more Jews than I realize have one at home, but personally the maintenance on gold coin swimming pools is such a bother. I'm glad the council decided to invest in the space on, although getting the artificial gravity working was a slog.
He converted! (He's actually taking a dunk in a standard Jewish mikvah)
His deceptively non-Jewish last name just makes him more sneaky. Damn sneaky Jews!
The old joke about the Jews living in Germany as the Nazis are rising to power. One Jewish man sees his friend reading a Nazi newspaper and asks why he's reading that. The other Jewish man replies, "Man, this thing is filled with so much good news. Apparently we run the government and the banks and we have all the money and we're in charge of everything. Didn't know we had it so good."
I remember that one, found it online:
Two elderly Jews are sitting in a Berlin park, with one of them reading a Yiddish paper and the other one scanning the pages of Der Stürmer. The latter Jew is laughing. This proves too much for the former Jew, who says: “It’s not enough you read that Nazi rag, but you find it funny?” “Look,” replies the other. “If I read your paper, what do I see? Jews deported, Jews assaulted, Jews insulted, Jewish property confiscated. But I read Der Stürmer, and there’s finally some good news. It seems that we Jews own and control the whole world!”
I mean most of the time you're right but being anti-Zionism or against the settlements in 2024 isn't anti-semitism. They asked us if we wanted to settle in the west bank a couple years ago and we said no thanks. Still proud of my ppl tho
Fun fact, the “chemicals in the water turning the frogs gay!” was actually kind of true. Chemicals in the water were turning the frogs hermaphroditic, which in turn led to them being gay af
1. Blood? Technically I drank blood. I’m pretty sure every woman was at least curious about what… you-know-what tasts like. We have… easy access to it.
2. I’m suuuuppppeeeerrrr gayyyyyyyy.
3. I am still working on my plan to destory the entire western society by not being a tradwife.
Dude. You forgot the space laser.
And the cuckold porn to replace true white people by hypnotizing them to want black cock.
Jews after inventing brown and black people to replace hwites (i have a deeply suppressed interracial gay fantasy fetish)
Yakub was Jewish!? (For those that don't know I'm sorry. Please don't waste your time on this rabbit hole. White people were made to get revenge on blacks by a black guy who got made fun of for having a big head.)
Nation of Islam which is basically the Muslim version of Mormonism.
Islam is the Muslim version of Mormonism
More like scientology in my opinion
Would have preferred that but Scientology is not a form of Christianity.
Civil rights movement: *Going amazingly, finally getting rid of the racial attitudes and ideologies that have plagued the country for generations" Nation of Islam: "And I took that personally..."
Woah that was… an experience…
I'm sorry
Hey! Not all of us need to be hypnotised into wanting black cock okay?
damn they must have got to me
This made me spit out my coffee, good job.
Lowkey true though
This is the money swimming pool on the space laser. Don't you recognize the door? You should come down after your next shift, I'm always surprised how many people forget it's up there. Maybe more Jews than I realize have one at home, but personally the maintenance on gold coin swimming pools is such a bother. I'm glad the council decided to invest in the space on, although getting the artificial gravity working was a slog.
Now i want to see a satire reality tv show of a bunch of jews who control the world living on a space laser station
Let's stop reminding them we have that!
TIL darth vader was jewish
and bolshevism and ultimately what was done to germany post ww1 and now whats going on in the UN and US right now
McDuck is NOT a Jewish last name
NUH UH his real last name is McDuckberg
Life is like a hurricane here in Duckberg.
His real name is actually Moshe Duckstein.
He converted! (He's actually taking a dunk in a standard Jewish mikvah) His deceptively non-Jewish last name just makes him more sneaky. Damn sneaky Jews!
A Scottish Jew! We’ve achieved peak frugality!
Duck Dunk Mikvah is my new band name.
Standard Jewish mikvah 😭😭😭
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The old joke about the Jews living in Germany as the Nazis are rising to power. One Jewish man sees his friend reading a Nazi newspaper and asks why he's reading that. The other Jewish man replies, "Man, this thing is filled with so much good news. Apparently we run the government and the banks and we have all the money and we're in charge of everything. Didn't know we had it so good."
I remember that one, found it online: Two elderly Jews are sitting in a Berlin park, with one of them reading a Yiddish paper and the other one scanning the pages of Der Stürmer. The latter Jew is laughing. This proves too much for the former Jew, who says: “It’s not enough you read that Nazi rag, but you find it funny?” “Look,” replies the other. “If I read your paper, what do I see? Jews deported, Jews assaulted, Jews insulted, Jewish property confiscated. But I read Der Stürmer, and there’s finally some good news. It seems that we Jews own and control the whole world!”
You forgot to say "Zionists" instead of "Jews" to give your bigotry some plausible deniability. You are indeed new at this, it seems.
I mean most of the time you're right but being anti-Zionism or against the settlements in 2024 isn't anti-semitism. They asked us if we wanted to settle in the west bank a couple years ago and we said no thanks. Still proud of my ppl tho
They’re changing what the word Zionist means. It’s not about the settlements. Don’t conflate them.
I know it. I just said it if it wasn't clear. Goyim love playing with these issues
Jakub might’ve invented black people, but who do you think invented Jakub? That’s right, THE JEWS
Hissss!!! Brotherssss and sssissstersss!! The jig isss up!!!
Hold up a sec. I've been drinking the blood of frogs to make all the babies gay.
I’ve been drinking the gay to make the babies frogs.
I've been babying the frogs to get the gays drunk.
Fun fact, the “chemicals in the water turning the frogs gay!” was actually kind of true. Chemicals in the water were turning the frogs hermaphroditic, which in turn led to them being gay af
I thought this was known
We goys take great pride in how straight our frogs are. Keep your hands off them.
You are new but quite on point
I think they nailed it
The Spice!
You're doing great! Basically, anything goes, just make it up along the way. Just remember to blame us for EVERYTHING, no matter how far-fetched.
We were supposed to use it to make the frogs gay? Shit I've been making the jews gay the entire time
It's not a liquid! It's a great many pieces of solid matter that form a hard, floor-like surface!
was gonna upvote but it's at 613
I mean, I totally tell people I am personally responsible for making all the frogs gay so this checks out.
It's a good start, but next time show someone with devil horns on their head.
You forgot to add British Jewish Catholic Homosexuals.
They made maca from child's blood. And collect foreskins to build foreskin golem.
We don't want to destroy western society, we want to control it.
1. Blood? Technically I drank blood. I’m pretty sure every woman was at least curious about what… you-know-what tasts like. We have… easy access to it. 2. I’m suuuuppppeeeerrrr gayyyyyyyy. 3. I am still working on my plan to destory the entire western society by not being a tradwife.
i was referring to the blood of christian children but uhhh… thats wild my friend ngl…
You forgot to include that we control the media and weather
Me when i find out I'm 1% Jewish 🤑🤑🤑
Was Smaug the dragon a Zionist?/s
Since Tolkien thought of his dwarves as Jew-inspired, I think Smaug is more the Ottoman Empire?
To be honest. This could use some work. It’s still pretty tamed compared to other antisemitic stuff.