T O P

  • By -

Hfsitsjess

He’s an accident looking for a place to happen.


P_a_s_g_i_t_24

The best selling he's ever done!


Alpharius__667

Nah I reckon he still no sold it to do a coffin drop on the driver


Mickey-Twiggs

Paul Newman says you never get over it.


On_Some_Wavelength

Thank you sir I will be using this sentence in my life going forward.


Hfsitsjess

It’s an oldie, but, a goodie.


ghettobhoy1888

🤣🤣🤣


AVBforPrez

Not sure if this is a corny line or not but I popped, thanks uce


RepresentativeAd6220

I mean….🤦🏾‍♂️


Afleck19

The universe is trying so hard to keep him from climbing Everest. Hopefully he’s alright


EnvironmentalLaw803

Almost completely convinced at this point that there's an alternate universe when he went and died on the mountain. We just live in the one where he didn't go.


BannedBecausePutin

But then there is also a Universe where he beat Ric Flairs title record, just saying. Careful what you wish for.


NightHaunted

Simultaneously there are universes where he's the greatest wrestler ever and that's a good thing, and one where he's exactly like this and still somehow breaks the record. There's also a universe that's exactly like this one but the entire AEW roster are mermen.


Relative-Put-5344

There's also a universe where 3 spider-mans have to fight all his greatest villains in one action packed movie.


NightHaunted

There is no possible universe where I've seen any Marvel movies since Infinity War.


Randym1982

There is a universe where The Shock Master actually got over and had a year long World Heavy weight Title reign, then tag teamed with Earth Quake to become the Tag Team champion's.


thefirerises

There's a universe where he tag teamed with tug boat vs Kane and Isaac yankem


Agreeable-Field-9411

Kenny Omega as a merman just works.


Tyko_3

There is a universe where people are farts and from time to time they people and its really funny to other farts.


AVBforPrez

It's the Mandela Effect,. In twenty years a bunch of us will remember him as the crazy wrestler who died climbing Everest, only to be told he never did and is still alive.


Mundane_Ad_5288

An AU where Darby becomes another marker just past green boots known as “coffin kid”


P_a_s_g_i_t_24

He was under the impression there was a bus to the top of the mountain. Bright he is not!


DarKsaBr

Fuckin’ perfect. Exactly this.


FunSockHaver

was it real glass?


cerebralshrike

Cry me a river.


PeaIll4653

Was it real bus?


ghettobhoy1888

🤣🤣🤣🤣 brilliant👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻


ghettobhoy1888

He probably jumped in front of it on purpose knowing him and the stupid things he likes to do.


Glennsoe

Yeah,like he saw someone with a camera and decided to hog the spot light again..


WrenRules

Bruh you got me with that one 😂


chyler1397

Sting truly was Darby's guardian angel. Everything's gone to hell since (and during) the retirement match.


Itsallatripdude

….to cross the fucking street?


Amicuses_Husband

He made Darby hold his hand when crossing


Pennywise6969

I snorted out loud at that one. Thank you.


slappywhyte

More like he cursed him for life


aztecdethwhistle

That's Danhausen, bro.


AllEliteSchmuck

This dude is fine when he’s trying to kill himself, but nearly gets killed when he’s being normal.


Twink_Tyler

Right? All the crazy shit he does and he gets fucked up walking across the street. Hope he recovers quickly. Like or hate his wrestling, it’s kinda bullshit that people in here are actually celebrating him getting hit by a bus


Andexm

I know. People can be so rude sometimes. I’m not a big fan of him either, but I’m not going to be laughing at his suffering.


mercurywaxing

Explains his in-ring style. Falling face first into a flaming table covered in thumbtacks - perfectly safe for him. But he’d be the first person ever to be crippled by a headlock.


AsukaSimp02

That sucks, I hope it isn't anything too bad.


P_a_s_g_i_t_24

*"It's just a flesh wound..."* (JC, probably)


Shiny_Mew76

Hope he’s alright, but he needs to start looking out for himself. And he wants to climb Mount Everest, a mountain that even the best of the best mountaineers can’t climb, with little to no experience in mountain climbing? I’m not saying he can’t do it, but at least climb a few moderately sized mountains first beforehand. I genuinely fear for his life, he seems to just throw himself into things without any thought.


RobertStonetossBrand

[John Bradshaw Layfield has climbed more mountains than Darby Allin has.](https://www.wwe.com/amp/inside/overtheropes/wweinyourcorner/jbl-seven-summits-kickoff)


Dupee_Conqueror

He’s also been knocked the fuck out by Joey Styles.


Frosty_Ad7840

Oh my God!!!


aztecdethwhistle

Maggle!!!


RidetheSchlange

You actually don't need technical skills to climb it (we covered this in a previous thread with references). You need tens of thousands of dollars or even 100k, lots of time to acclimate, and oxygen because of the death zone. Once you're in the death zone, because the conditions there are incompatible with life, you can actually still be moving, conscious, and will die sometime later as has happened numerous times. The issue is that if you spend too long in the death zone because you're too slow, you will die. This is why poor mountaineers can actually make it because it's not highly technical and it's a race to not spend too much time there going up and coming down because there's a base camp below the death zone.


HRHArthurCravan

To be honest, by now I just imagine most of the absolute chuds who climb Everest pay the Sherpas who are actually highly skilled mountaineers to drag/carry them most of the way to the top. The biggest drama is whether they can take an Instagrammable image in.time before their brains shut down from lack of oxygen or not. The mountain should be closed to the general public and admired from a distance. Let rich morons do something else in their desperate search for a sensation powerful enough to penetrate their gathering alienation....like visiting the Titanic is a glorified tuna can.


Relative-Put-5344

It's always weird when people say what other governments should do, taking the assumption you don't live there. They have little reason to close off a natural area that makes them tons of money


RidetheSchlange

Yeah, it's actually grating that the Sherpa people are the ones that are actually skilled to do this, to recognize danger, to cancel ascents, bring people down to safety when it doesn't endanger others, and the Sherpa Doctors are the ones that actually build the safe paths and die pretty often doing it so all these rich people can make it with relative ease.


HRHArthurCravan

I've seen some documentaries of what they do and it's absolutely incredible. Not just their skills but their intimate understanding of the environment, the Himalayas, and their significance. A bunch of I'll equipped morons trotting up the side, endangering themselves and littering one of the most pristine environments on earth - not so much!


Ok_Egg_2665

That’s horrifying! I hope he’s okay.


tev81

He’s like a reverse Mr Magoo


P_a_s_g_i_t_24

🤣


vixenpeon

This MF is worse than Eugene from Hey Arnold


Hmmmm231

That’s a deep cut but god is it spot on


sonoran_scorpion

The bus was later seen returning to service wearing a scapegoat armband


Dupee_Conqueror

Dave Meltzer gave this 7 stars


P_a_s_g_i_t_24

Rumour was it was a shuttle bus to the Tokyo Dome.


[deleted]

Truly living his gimmick. Hope he’s okay.


fixthefernback66

Jumped out of the way of a Rainbow bread truck


P_a_s_g_i_t_24

*"The brakes, Corny... the brakes!!!"* \- Bobby Eaton - ​ ([Link to the JC clip](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-U_2eb17b8k&t=160s))


raventhehippie

please dont climb that fucking mountain dude


BiggMcLargeHuuge

Was he trying to jump over the bus the same way Spider Man would?


ShlomoShogun

Looks the same to me…


Tailwagon

Did he no sell it?


FADCfart

Is he still climbing Everest?


Dupee_Conqueror

In the existential sense, it appears that he’s already climbing…


rickybobby1013

He claims he will next climbing season. He gave up on it this year after breaking his foot


Beneficial-Nerve-632

Thought he was meant to be recovering from his foot injury


Background_Mail_9967

He is Was walking the street and apparently got told another sign to never step a singular toe onto Everest


Anxious_Parsnip5410

Some of y’all have never been hit by a bus and it shows.


Kxden-R

Im not retarded enough to get hit by one


Cheebwhacker

It’s like some sort of movie plot, were he’s said he’s going to climb Everest but now has cold feet, and wants to back out without looking like a pussy, so he’s trying to sabotage his trip… broke my foot in a wrestling match. Oh shit, it’s healing, better step out in front of this bus. Next I’ll have to “fall” out of a 5th storey window…


UhhhZane

Are you sure he didn’t try to jump over it


myusername_sucks

To a nicer guy it couldn't have happened.


Typical-Season-6202

I call bullshit, in NYC a professional wrestler gets smashed by a bus and no news outlets covered this? Total horseshit, he probably got drunk or high in a bar/club and got his ass kicked in what this sounds like to me.


Background_Mail_9967

People get hit by buses all the time and this has been reported it literally happened hours ago Chil out on the fan theories buddy


[deleted]

That’s a bit of an overstatement. Lived in plenty of major cities including NYC. That is not a common occurrence and gets media coverage. Not saying this is fake, but people getting hit by buses absolutely does not happen all the time


sosimusz

He's straight edge, more likely he tried to do some Jackass stuff with his friends and paid the price.


Substantial-Act-8325

Darby Allin isn't cool enough to drink or do drugs


SectorEducational460

Yeah it would have been all over the news.


Existing-Kale-7071

Wth. Hope he's okay and recovers quickly


amplifizzle

Must be bad, he's selling.


Temporary-Spread-232

Damn, that’s rough. Not a fan of his, but hope for a speedy recovery. Corny fans, I know we like to rag on the dude’s wrestling, but let’s remember to be human beings first.


[deleted]

This guy is a complete buffoon


SumRandomAsshole

Dude couldn't off himself in Mt. Everest so he walks infront of busses now


letsnotstaytogether

If I lost someone like PK I would be emo too!


rustys_shackled_ford

The bus was supposed to take the L but they changed it at the last minute.


J_Mugen

Hit by a bus? Wtf


Biglysadpanda77

At this point I'm convinced that Darby will never be taken out by catastrophe, he's gonna go out due to some stupid shit like not seeking treatment for an ingrown nail or popping a nose zit and getting a rare bacterial infection.


Dupee_Conqueror

🎵the wheels on the bus go round-and-round. 🎵


ChimpFL

when are they releasing the secret footage that shows the young bucks driving


shadowthehh

Mother fucker we already lost Bray last year. Don't take Darby from us too!


AdComprehensive245

Damn these comments suck. I hope he recovers fully.


Karrion0409

I don't believe for a second he wasn't doing something dumb. You have a higher chance of getting struck by lightning then getting hit by an NYC bus.


Clean_Win_8486

Moxley is gonna read this and top it by getting hit by a locomotive.


maroonmenace

ooof. Jim is passing omens


SupahPoopa

Jokes aside, I genuinely hope he’s okay.


Independent_Craft_14

Too bad Aew didn't have cameras around


AaronNevileLongbotom

I’m worried about wrestlers wanting to self harm in general, and I worry about him specifically. I hope he doesn’t have a death wish.


tumalditamadre

Broken foot, broken nose, now he was hit by a bus AND THEN WENT TO WATCH A BROADWAY SHOW?????


pligplog420

I'm not sure why some people think it is appropriate to mock some geezer who has just been hit by a bus. Quite frankly, I consider it poor form and rank bad hat behaviour.


NeverGonnaStop247

He's taking kayfaybe too far


Judging_Jester

Looks like a 90s album cover, as does the title. “Darby Got Hit by a Bus” maybe by Sum 41


Huge-Use-4539

Man people will do anything to avoid wrestling for Tony


badnewsnil

Something tells me the universe doesn't really want him to climb that mountain


CoreCooper23

God really doesn't want him on everest


appellant

Hope hes okay but unfortunately hes an accident waiting to happen. I dislike his car crash wrestling type along with all the dumb things he does like wanting to climb mt everest without any experience. But my biggest gripe is tk and aew promoting guys like him as role models and allowing wrestlers killing themselves.


1000kanenites

He’s never gonna climb Everest is he?💀


WaveOfTheRager

The bus was hit by a Darby


TheCoolIdeagenerator

He's the Boer Knight from Monty Python!


ZookeepergameKey7888

Bro. Then we bring the bus back on Monday and cuts a shoot promo on Darby, about how Darby disrespected the bell to stop the bus, leaves his trash in the bus Bro bring food and drinks on the bus. Bro Totally disrespectful to the rules- Vince Russo


UndyingKuryk1984

Looks alittle bust up.


AlabamaSlammaJamma

That's such a Darby allin thing to happen. All the best to him and hopefully a speedy recovery. God forgive me but I chuckled a lil when I read the title.


Schen_The_Genius

I think Darby has a Meet and Greet in North Jersey today too. Those photo ops are going to be something else if he's in a body cast sitting in a wheel chair. I'm sorry you didn't learn about looking both ways before crossing, bud. Kinda important.


Remarkable_Brief_368

The bigger question is- what musical was he going to see when he was hit by the bus?


ZakFellows

It’s like he survived 3 Final Destinations movies and the universe is just determined to get him. Seriously though, get well soon


boltsbearsjosh

I feel like Revelation 9:6 was written for this man - During those days people (Darby) will seek death but will not find it; they (he) will long to die, but death will elude them (him).


Electrical-Low-5351

The human pinata


KID_THUNDAH

What a spot Seems like a nice dude, hope he’s alright


Crafty_Letterhead_12

To be fair the bus didnt see him dive off the roof to try to cross the street


DPM-87

And this dude want's to climb Everest? He can't even cross the road without almost killing himself.


FoolishDog1117

This is like Steve Irwin wrestling crocodiles, komodo dragons, and venomous snakes only to be taken out by a sting ray. Darby takes insane bumps, jumps his house with his car, along with a number of other stunts only to be taken out by city traffic while crossing the street.


BigWar0609

And he still kicked out at 2


1USAgent

When it rains, it pours


HislersHero

He is taking this hardcore extreme wrestling thing a little too far.


Nickp7186

Man I’m actually sad to see this. He didn’t deserve that


ThxIHateItHere

Considering what happened to Richard Bright, who played Al Neri, he should take this as a W


Snakington_Steel77

So nothing new


Soup-dan

All part of the Everest training program. If you can survive getting hit by a bus, you can climb Mount Everest


dead_soul_monotone

While crossing a street, huh? [Sure ... ](https://youtu.be/aZKmkkpEsnk?si=QOy01ZIQSrmarnC8)


R-U-ANGY

Huh this takes getting hit like a bus to a literal level


sleepyseahorse

Maybe he was supposed to die on Everest and, well... Ever see Final Destination?


one_with

Now that's an ultimate form of selling.


TotalBollocks1988

These stunts are getting out of hand, Darby.


throwaway6544611124

Seems like the kind of thing he'd do just to try it.


Excellent_Battle8025

Jokes in them, he's into that shit. Joking aside, I really hope he comes out ok


zoc1289

Wishing for the best, getting hit by a bus is brutal no matter who it happens to. Darby's in my prayers


The_Ghost_of_WWE

Is the bus ok?


Critical_Insurance_4

I think… I think I might be god or something. After reading the allegations, I tend to think “that person is shitty, they should get hit by a bus.” And guess what? It friggin happened. I should play the lottery.


GoldenGekko

One of Tony's pillars just assaulted him One is more injured than we thought and may be gone for a while One is Sammy Guevara And Darby Allen got hit by a bus


Sbbart62

Does death defying stunts of all levels every week of his adult life: Fine. Is taken down by…… a bus?!


EstimateValuable7086

Did that idiot get a face tattoo? Anyways, dudes a stuntman and that’s it.


GNC_Wakko

I hope he has a speedy recovery, but I had a weird image of people standing around clapping, "This is awesome," before realizing this was not a work


grandfunkmc

Jesus. I hope the best for him. The sad part is that he'll be on his own in terms of medical treatment. Just ask MJF and CM Punk.


RepresentativeAd6220

Let me find out Tony…….Foot now 🚌


[deleted]

Anything to avoid climbing Everest.


New_Lojack

That’s gonna make his Mount Everest climb pretty hard


Pristine-Web9086

It feels like Darbs has a death wish


Strange_N_Sorcerous

[No idea if this is legit but here’s a video account of what happened.](https://youtu.be/of1nr_83-ag?si=PXIIBlAOzh-RWP1w&t=1m11s) Either way, wishing Darby a speedy recovery.


Thevibediet

Anyone else see the headline and automatically think it would be a Darby stunt?


i-piss-excellence32

This guy is legitimately the stupidest person in wrestling. I wouldn’t be surprised if he jumped in front of the bus


Greedy_Dirt369

Maybe I'm a piece of shit but I cackled.


WECAMEBACKIN2035

I've kinda tapped out from wrestling so I'm out of the loop: WHen did DA get a face tattoo, lol


Bleord

Out of all the things he does, I did not expect that to be the thing that injured him. Hope he gets better soon!


br9897

Guess he won't be climbing Everest now


UGAPHL

Jay White, you’ve gone too far!


Klobasnik

He no sold it


NyGy

Why did Darby cross the road? To avoid climbing Everest.


BobZyerUnkl

From what I'm reading, he walked into it when it was taking off, and basically broke his nose...he didn't even go to the hospital afterwards, he got checked by EMTs then went to a Broadway show within an hour...


Olvacron22

Jesus some people in here acting like SC with the way they're celebrating this dudes accident. Even if you hate Darby's wrestling you gotta realize this was a real life incident that the guy could've been killed. Hope Darby is alright. 


roadsidedaniel

No pain


Pnex84

Is Bus the nickname of one the homeless guys he was paying to fight each other?


JerHat

Maybe Everest would have been a safer place for him. 


[deleted]

Whatever happened to him climbing Everest? Did he ever do it?


That-Masterpiece883

THE hell? Even crossing the street, Old Man Trouble rounds a corner to get him! Dude, be more careful for goodness sake.


The-Real-Number-One

Lots of talent finding a lot of excuses not to be on AEW.


Jer2dabear

How much did he get for this stunt? /s


OpeningMud3686

The next Jeff Hardy..and I don't mean that in a good way.


iAmSeriusBlack

The universe is trying to keep him off that mountain.


PokesBo

To be fair he hardly clears the bumper. How are you expected to see him?


CrossfitJebus

Did he get a tattoo on his face


KingsTexan

I never know if these kind of things are real or fake? Did he legit get hit by a bus?


Signpostx

I’m glad he put the bus over. Shows he is unselfish.


jbparise

Wasn't he hit by a car like 3 months ago.


Personal-Drama-1438

what a fucking idiot.


H3rbieherbs

There must have been something else going on around him and he wanted steal the spotlight.


Right_Shape_3807

Damn!


Upstairs_Card4994

whatta putz


Stumme-40203

This is extremely unfortunate, but also one of the most Darby Allin things I’ve heard in my life.


sprvlk

I didn’t know short buses had that much power.


Away_Unit_1110

Don’t feel bad for the rapist


Novel_Dot_7211

Dude is actually safer in the ring


scull_x7

This is why you don’t try to spear a bus


Stolzieren

Anyone making it seem like he deserved this is a real piece of shit. All the joking bullshit wrasslin aside the man was hit by a fucking bus, what is the matter with you?


yetagainitry

Darby is safer jumping through glass in AEW than he is walking through New York


VoorCrazy

Soo he can't look right or left, but thinks he can climb Everest..... He's gonna be 1 of those YouTuber vids in a few years "moron dies on the rainbow road" 😂


armattox83

On purpose, right?


Psychological_Page62

Tourists… nyc busses will fuck you up. I seen them Hit all types of shit and kim. Ya gotta be careful. It might say cross but you gotta watch traffic.


Evilmatic

You’d think all the crazy shit he does in the ring would have him looking like this but nope.. it was simply walking across the street. What irony.


ceelo18

He can finally afford to retire from wrestling fukrs gonna make more bank than tracy morgan did when he got hit by that cosco truck


Superbad1_8_7

Anyone celebrating this seriously needs to take a long look at themselves in the mirror If you dislike a Wrestling company so much that you're actively hoping a wrestler gets injured in or out of the ring, that makes you a shitty person


SteakMedium4871

On the bright side the average NYC street has more eyes on it than any AEW taping.


Existing-Pen-3839

And that's why we look both ways.


kushjrdid911

A bus driven by 14 marines