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VikingDemon793

Imagine Corny managing the Bloodline


mikey031995

Thanks, I’m high and I’m now going to spend the rest of the night listening to Cornette promos


Awkward-Friend-7233

“Trash is a household name and should be thrown out when it gets old too.”


redditadminsRlazy

"The only things you ever drink is Ripple and Boones Farm, ya Foster Brooks lookalike!"


StrangeCantaloupe360

fuck ya my dude.


RealElMaximoCustoms

"Acknowledge me, fuck you, bye!" 😆


metakepone

Only on netflix


grandfunkmc

Oh, I am praying for that moment. Once Roman returns, Solo introduces the new wise man. Jim Cornette, from behind, cracks his tennis racket across Reign's back.


Most_Victory1661

The new wise man Stephen P New w his the new Kentucky Consigiliere and American Spokesman Jim Cornette and official puppy Harley Quinn


Apprehensive-Yak-819

Paul is an incredible actor. I‘m often not down with his over the top exaggerations, but he sold that whole segment PERFECTLY. The terror in his voice, the crying as he knows he‘s fucked but then that „oh shit“ look right when Solo moves to spike him. The last remaining part of OG Bloodline is gone and the triumphant return will be a moment for the fucking ages.


Smark_Calaway

Not just that, but the disheveled look, the swollen eyes, the beard stubble. Paul genuinely looks like he hasn’t slept in weeks.


Tall_Flatworm2589

I'd say for at least the past week Paul was having his Garden of Gethsemane moment since Punk - the one man on SmackDown he could count on - got destroyed by Drew McIntyre last Friday. "But not for my will, my Tribal Chief, yours." It was brutal, yet such a beautiful moment.


BoltThrowerTshirt

Yet Russo is the only guy that thinks he too cartoony and awful


darkofnight916

Listening to Russo about wrestling, is the equivilant of seeking life advice from a tweaker.


mister_damage

#bro intensifies


Powderkegger1

Even when I agree with something he says, which is rare but it’s happened, he just comes off like such a dick.


darkofnight916

He definitely comes off as right message, wrong messenger.


metakepone

Projection is a motherfucker


LawyerLanky1284

Cornette has that Jacob Fatu/Rock history. He'd be perfect.


The-Real-Number-One

He managed Yoko.


LawyerLanky1284

Wow, I completely forgot about that! The Rock ordering Solo to install Cornette as the new Wiseman because of his loyalty to Yoko would be money.


chainsawcholo

My 1st thought was imagine the heat that would get if Corny became wiseman.


cmpunk121

Would be very interesting seeing Corny manage the new bloodline, and now he’s the heel and Heyman is the babyface. I know it’s a long shot, but we can wish 🤷🏻‍♂️


SSJ_Kratos

1 i wish Corny would get involved on air again 2 ita just not happening. At this point 3/4 of WWEs PPVs are international. You cant get Corny out of the house at this point let alone on an international event every other month?


Master_Butter

Hear me out: Smackdown residency in Louisville.


rocketman1969

Might be a bit big for Louisville Gardens. :)


theknyte

Have corny be the "Overseer" for the tribe. When, they are out giving promo's, they can they say, "The Tribal Overseer has been watching all events unfold and has something to say." Then, have Corny remoting in from home on the TitanTron, to give promos or push storylines along by relaying info he learned and collected from his "spies everywhere." Then, doesn't matter where they are, they can just remote him in, or for oversea shows, maybe even have pre-taped segment they can play of him.


Thevibediet

Corny spins around in a chair, petting Harley on his lap


RangeRossTracy

He had to resort to dressing like a ninja for his post office trips.


Helnik17

How many international PPVs has Heyman showed up in this year? I don't remember seeing him in France or Scotland


SSJ_Kratos

He was anywhere Roman was


Dramatic_Steak4701

Just tell the Samoans to turn up at his front door.


RutabagaGuilty2158

And we've got Heyman as a babyface. Well, look at that.


Therocksays2020

He was a babyface in 2022 briefly too with Brock


Scottyflamingo

Heyman's version of the Corny "Bloody Jacket" promo is gonna be epic.


Kaponeo360

New Wiseman is gonna be Haku Im betting on it


grandfunkmc

Bodies will be broken. Noses will be bitten off.


Kaponeo360

All done by the INFAMOUS Tonga Loaaaaa


justthankyous

Twist; new Wiseman is Vincent Kennedy McMahon


thelonelywolf96

AW, SUNOFABITCH!


Master_Butter

Dammit!


mister_damage

No.


GalaxyHoffman

I honestly thought he was going to the hospital if Fatu hit a full-on splash on him instead of a headbutt.


MCHammastix

Would've looked like when you belly flop on a yoga ball.


RealElMaximoCustoms

Or squeeze toothpaste from the middle.


MikeHock_is_GONE

He'd have evacuated his bowels involuntarily


BobbyRambling

One of the favourite face turns in recent history. If memory serves me right, this is the first ever full blown face turn by Paul Heyman in WWE. Romans return along with his Wiseman is going to blow the roof of the arena when it happens and I can't wait.


CarryBeginning1564

Corny doesn’t like to travel enough to do it and if he makes as much money as he implied he did when he was trying to figure out the value of the yen to the dollar he doesn’t need the money.


Master_Butter

Even if Corny isn’t some multi-millionaire, he seems to have lived the type of life where he didn’t waste money. He lives in a house that his family has owned for years, so even with making improvements and spending on maintenance, he probably hasn’t had a mortgage payment in decades. He drives modest cars for hundreds of thousands of miles. I know he’s been married before, but I don’t think he has kids that would be a drain on his finances and probably isn’t paying alimony to his former wife. Even if he is only bringing in something in the low six figures, he probably already lives a comfortable lifestyle.


thursocuck

It was some of the best tv in years. It should win an Emmy but won’t cos it’s wrestling


h6zubinb

Fantastic piece of business


thelonelywolf96

The WarGames match at Survivor Series is gonna be fucking electric with New Bloodline vs Old Bloodline.


metakepone

Bloodline hollywood vs bloodline wolfpack


Technical_Motor6379

Bloodline 2.0 doesn't need a Wiseman cause they aren't wise. Just violent for violence sake. Roman played chess, and Solo is playing hungry hippos.


thehumangoomba

Heyman is an absolute genius. His appearance is that of an absolute broken man and I'm 99% sure that's deliberate. Never change, you mercenary motherfucker.


Thevibediet

I can't wait to hear Cornette tear apart how Heyman looks.


RevJT

Roman gonna come back and assemble the WWE AVENGERS to take down Thanos Solo.


dalekofchaos

Rikishi would be perfect for the role


grandfunkmc

He did it for The Rock.


mister_damage

He did it for the people


MayorLinguistic

Dude, and with an edgier product to tell stories and be... Jim Cornette in.


StubbsTzombie

That was great. Solo has stepped up imo


DotAdministrative679

We Need Vampiro…


Apartment5B

I can’t take solo series. He’s small. He’s small. No matter how big they want me to think he is, he is small. I can’t take this fake heal serious


Amir0x11

Russo?


Amicuses_Husband

Maybe vkm


Amir0x11

i though with all the misspelling it was Russo. But the lack of Bro every two words it's likely not him.


MikeHock_is_GONE

compared to Jacob Fatu, everyone else looks like a chump, but the idea is that Solo position is not based on his physique rather he is claiming it for himself and that Roman or another elder cant or wont object.. It;s Biblical - David v Absalom (his son)