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Mat_CYSTM

That forehead though. Looks like a silverbacks.


No_Angle875

So does Brock’s


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You son of a bitch


sLeeeeTo

impossible not to read this in Tony’s effeminate voice


[deleted]

It’s been my own catchphrase since like jr high but I know Tony owns it now lol


N0SS1

Dude has a face on his face


Thereferencenumber

It’s really a 6ft, 170lbs guy wearing an advanced cybernetic/flesh covered armor.    Vince McMahon has the original prototype that inspired it in his bedside table 


Lygore

McMahon’s prototype will likely be seized by the government or put in his personal effects box during his intake for the penitentiary soon.


godieweird

After this they sat in stands and groomed each other


REDDlT-IS-DEAD

HGH


kidsaredead

Looks like it was drawn by Simpsons animators


Genova_Witness

Incredible I hadn’t noticed that brow before. Dude is like 50% gorilla


Only-Lingonberry2266

That's from all of the HGH.


BeBearAwareOK

Makes you wonder how much neanderthal DNA is in the Vanilla Gorilla.


lethrowawayacc4

His fucking eyebrows have muscles wtf


tuffenstein0420

*5 head


vadillovzopeshilov

Yeah, isn’t that where frontal cortex is supposed to be? What happened there, you guys?


Stinkerbeanz

HGH do dat sometimes


CleanCutCommentary

Kinda looks like schlitze the pin head


pink_tshirt

This spot is much harder to punch. It’s like he was designed to fight.


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I locked in on the turkey neck


moosemanstan1234

Kinda looks like Schaub


Lowfatdairy

This photo is 50% Unga, 50% Bunga.


BillNyeCreampieGuy

Lmfao


PBR2019

….results of massive hGH use also


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I came here to say this, that shit has you going up shoe sizes with heavy use.


PBR2019

It is an ‘indiscriminate’ hormone. It grows all tissues. This includes organs. Not all users have severe side effects. He is not one of them.


guerrerov

Is that the gender transition hormone?


meowmgmt

No, it’s a make your muscles big hormone


milspecclown

HGH grows everything, muscle, bones, head etc.


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Palachrist

I wonder if she’ll become a principal in the future


WundaFam

I see what you did there


Obvious_Sea2014

I.. don’t


WundaFam

Matilda. The principal was a former Olympian or something.. yeeeted a little girl by holding her pigtails and hammer throwing her over a fence, if I remember correctly..


jorge1145

Matilda.


Far-Necessary6789

Great joke. kudos


Jurassic-Black

To the chokey!!!


MercuryMorrison1971

Dude literally looks like a gorilla, probably as strong as one too.


WillKalt

The Vanilla Gorilla!


AwakeAtNightTime

The Vanilla Magilla Gorilla.


turtleneckless001

The Vanilla Magilla Gorilla's tortilla


jaqwan666

The Tijuana tarantula!?


AwkwardImplement8937

The Memphis strangler


RocMerc

The big red machine!


Premature_Impotent

That is an over-used nickname... there are already a couple "Vanilla Gorilla" in BJJ/MMA/white supremacy.


sabrtoothlion

Definitely not as strong, bro


MercuryMorrison1971

Obviously, I just refuse to put /s on any comment I make.


sabrtoothlion

Fair enough


HeyWhatsUpTed

Maybe like the gayest gorilla


Skeeter_Dunn

So does Brock. 


Dazzling_Dig3526

Just remember guys.. you will never be even half the man Brock Lesnar's daughter is. Food for thought...


BattyEyedFloozie

I knew it was a man along!


Venelles

They're not hugging. Little Brock is about to send big Brock to suplex city.


made_ofglass

When people say someone has "strong" genes This is exactly what they mean.


Pussy_handz

Is that Brienne of Tarth?


Aeroschmuk

Well done 🫡


_Total_Garbage_

Got eyes like sapphires


Tony7Bryant

She’d beat the shit out of brienne


Thereferencenumber

Would def believe her as the mountains ancestor


Deez_Gnats1

Broomhilda and Jarl


[deleted]

Imagine being like in middle school and asking her out and when you go to her house for the first time Brock fucking Lesnar opens the door. I probably would have run away lol


Great_Feel

I feel like if you’re asking her out, you’d be prepared for something exactly like that


[deleted]

Idk, I remember most girls I went to school with hitting their growth spurt around 14 or even 15 so if you were like a 12 or 13 year old kid asking her out she might still have been normal kid size


BurnTheBoats21

If you see him it's already too late. You're just not escaping that


[deleted]

Good point. Running away might trigger his hunting instincts


PaniMan1994

Thats a proud dad


x2eliah

His face looks like it's a thick facemask glued on top of his actual face.


DaemonBlackfyre_21

Having no clue who these people are, in my brain they're named Helga und Lars. Jesus, look at that brow ridge on dude.


Aggressive-Engine562

Neanderthal DNA is cool 👍


Otherwise_Sky1739

If you ever doubted death by snu snu was possible...


One_above_alll

I don’t think Joe knows that the average Vikings were around 5’7


Frankenstein859

Christ people I know it’s the internet. But that’s the man’s daughter. Be respectful.


TXSenatorTedCruz

I agree. It is shitty to mock this young girl. She didn't choose this. I bet you half of the people on this sub are 20x uglier than her and are worth 20x less than her.


pangolin-fucker

You fucking know we are That's why we are here hiding behind anonymous accounts Imagine if one us said this shit irl within ear shot of a Lesnar Oh god actually now I want to see it


r32_guest

I mean I don’t disagree but let’s relax about 20x uglier lmao


TXSenatorTedCruz

The average redditor is 300+ lbs and wears a fedora.


xfd696969

500lbs


Canadaaayum

Let's meet in the middle and say tree fitty....


Dtoodlez

I tip my chub to you, sir


banmeharder616

Only when I'm inside


[deleted]

The average Redditor has a neckbeard and a busted shoulder...but I agree 20x is crazy tho lol


GrgorClegane

Show us a picture of yourself for all of us then lol


r32_guest

I’m not posting a picture of myself to appease some Redditor on the joe rogan subreddit 🤣🤣 You’ll have to take my word that I’m not 20X uglier than Brock Lesnars daughter


Swear-_-Bear

If she were trans or a picture posted of her by herself with a rainbow flag and you didn't know she was Brock's daughter this page and others would drag her through the mud and you know it.


TXSenatorTedCruz

But she isn't trans. She is just not attractive. Even if she were LGBTQ, it wouldn't be okay to just make fun of someone cause they're not hot. She seems like a perfectly normal person who loves sports and has a famous dad. Until she does something stupid or cruel in public, I will not go and shit on her.


ScratchLast7515

Vince would


turtleneckless001

Did you end like that on purpose?


TXSenatorTedCruz

Only the most deserving are given the privilege of my poop


TopHatTony11

Good for you, fat wolverine.


Cool-Adam420-69

That's why I don't say shit lol


AQTBGL_DaddyIssues

But not you though, right?


TXSenatorTedCruz

I am hideous, but I don't throw stones while living in a glass house.


SpudTryingToMakeIt

Also her dad is strong enough to rip you all in half


Ungface

Wonder how she feels her dad was a participant of sex trafficking


[deleted]

wtf?! When did this happen?


Ungface

[He was being offered women (employees who were being trafficked) to sleep with by WWE / Vince McMahon to sign new a contract.](https://imgur.com/a/cusem5N) Its one part of the whole big thing going on with Vince + WWE atm


ruggmike

THREE BIG BLACK DICKS!


Frankenstein859

Would he be a free man if that were true? Come on…


EastCoastJohnny

There’s a federal suit in the works and the accusation came out like two weeks ago.


Ungface

Yes? especially if the hidden (and also legally hidden) info is only just coming out.


YellowDependent3107

Can't help it if she became every mom's worst nightmare in looking like her dad.


FarBookkeeper7987

Or that Neanderthals are extinct.


Orea1981

I wonder if he defecated on anyone's head prior to this.


Dubabear

does this guy even have a prefrontal cortex?


ChampOfTheUniverse

That one Mexican dude fucked up the Viking.


robbodee

They're German, not Scandinavian.


Josro0770

They are genetically close. Historically Germans have moved to Scandinavia and Scandinavians had moved to Germany


silentlyjudgingyou23

Scandinavian genes are all over Europe thanks to the Vikings raping and pillaging the continent. Red hair is actually a Scandinavian trait, not Irish.


turtleneckless001

Unfortunately for me, I was gifted with the genetics from rhe Mongolian raping and pillaging season


bcisme

And boy howdy what a season they had


BenderRodriguez14

And considerably more common in Scotland than here in Ireland (probably as the Vikings were even more prominent there than here, especially the northern and Hebrides Isles. 


Bright_Beat_5981

>Red hair is actually a Scandinavian trait, not Irish. That sounds weird. It's more common in Ireland.


gaylorddddddd

Scandinavians are basically germans genetically


zack1567

Put a cup on that forehead


Bowman_van_Oort

This is evidence of neanderthals still existing, not vikings


eggnaghammadi

Wonder if any “creams” rubbed off on her while she was growing up


Accomplished_Ad920

Not actually hugging both tryin to belly to belly the other one


Habitual_lazyness

Eew


Coach_Bombay_D5

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Vivid-Owl4294

The whole NFC North. FTV GO LIONS


PestTerrier

His face is emerging from his face.


Mijbr090490

Anyone shitting on people for the way they look need to post their pictures up ASAP.


Savage_Batmanuel

Viking is what you do, not what you are. It’s a verb.


Woogabuttz

These people may have some Neanderthal DNA…


Ecstatic-Wind-2973

That’s not Sable, correct?


jedipokey

Never knew Brock had a younger brother


gaylorddddddd

Funny


RevTurk

Nobody? Vikings were just medieval criminals. I don't understand why Americans promote them as some sort of great thing, they used hit and run to attack the weakest groups of people they could find.


Blitzkreig11930

Rape and pillaging was their thing


THESALTEDPEANUT

Found the Briton.


RevTurk

No you didn't.


undeadliftmax

Wait until you hear about the Spartans Also plenty of European nations do the same. See the festivals in York or the Faroe Islands.


jawolfington

What? Who (let alone Americans) has ever said Viking are a great thing? Viking look cool, and have an air of mystery to them. That’s why people like them across the globe. Same thing applies to Samurai’s, ninja, pirates, etc. No one is defending the raiding and pillaging of Vikings.


RevTurk

Most Americans seem to think Vikings were a people or a culture when it was literally just a bunch of lads getting in a boat, finding some vulnerable people and attacking them. Americans idolise a mythical version of Vikings that has no basis in reality. We can see that by how they are portrayed in American TV shows, other media and art..


otaku_wave

This isn’t an American specific thing. They do this almost everywhere.


RevTurk

Not really, in Asia they don't really know much about the Viking age, in Europe we learn about Vikings in school and they were the bad guys, the hero Viking is mostly an American invention.


GaIIick

There’s literally a recent and famous anime about Vikings called Vinland Saga


RevTurk

Recent being the operative word. They don't learn about the Viking age any more than westerners learn about every king, emperor or age in Asia.


GaIIick

I’m just not seeing your hero portrayal anywhere. They weren’t in the tv show Vikings. In fact their paganism and savagery was blasted constantly. Do you mean Thor in the Marvel universe?


codekira

Ur just out here yappin u had multiple chances to make ur point and have failed to do so at every chance. Either communicate ur point better or accept ur opinion might just be wrong....


RevTurk

I made my point, you don't agree with it. It's not the end of the world.


kangaroosarefood

You had multiple attempts to spell "You" , "Your" and "You're" correctly, but you failed at every turn.


codekira

An idea was being challenged spelling wasnt the focus....but go on ahead and stare at my finger while im pointing out the moon


kangaroosarefood

Bro, calm down. Didn't realize my nazi grammar humor would woosh past you while ur pointing out the moon


StrawberrySerious676

I mean we did that with Pirates too. Pirates were and still are just criminals right?


bolson1717

your delusional. people don't idolize Vikings in America haha. they are an interesting group of people in history with interesting lifestyles. thats it. people know they had many different cultures and races apart of Viking culture.


RevTurk

Viking isn't a culture, it means going on raids. This post is itself idolising Vikings. You have your head in the sand if you think there's plenty of American men that like to associate themselves with Vikings.


bolson1717

Yes it is lol. Being a Viking is literally a culture lifestyle. Only dude I ever met that loved Vikings was a Swedish guy who played on my football team in college lol. Your an idiot


RevTurk

It's not a culture, it what farmers did on their time off. Viking, means raiding. Someone funding the trip would collect as many mercenaries as he could from where ever he could, they did a raid and went back to their separate homes.


Listening_Heads

Do people mistake Vikings as a race or ethnicity?


TwEE-N-Toast

Folks are just having fun, they do the same with ninjas, pirates, knights, samurai or any other similar group.


[deleted]

Feel like every country has their own group that did just that. But yea warriors/murderers are generally glorified in the U.S.


jawolfington

You have Goku (a warrior and killer) as your profile picture. STFU about glorify warriors.


[deleted]

Fictional anime character who protected earth* , not remotely close to the topic of discussion. What even is your point anyways ?


jawolfington

The point is your comment, “warriors/murders are generally glorified in the US” is an incorrect and bigoted statement.


[deleted]

Bigoted ? My god dude lol Whatever I’m not entertaining this nonsense.


RevTurk

Most countries fought their next door neighbours and cousins. The Vikings had to bring boats into it.


[deleted]

Yea the U.S. is well known for traveling to the battle too haha. We only fight each other or on the other side of the planet.


RevTurk

When you've got the best air force in history you're going to want to find reasons to use it.


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SvenRipa

Please, they didn’t even use shields.


Swear-_-Bear

He doesn't look roman


Too_Based_

What an unfortunate looking female...


Forsaken_Serve_1519

You guys think they…..


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Consistent_Set76

Hathor would still be a 6’8 monster, steroids or not Brock would still have top 1% athletic genetics stories or not His daughter is already in college…


DiarrheaRadio

Vikings love piss


LeatherfacesChainsaw

Reindeer piss the best


ValentinasUsedShorts

What a gross bitch.


BackInThaDayz

Cain Velasquez did.


iversonAI

They didnt even make the playoffs wym


Lower-Career-6576

Viking is verb, to go viking means to go plunder cos the Vikings didn’t call themselves that but the were farmers and their crops sucked and they also accepted Muslims in their tribe so they didn’t necessarily look like Brock lesnar


Mellero47

And this is the guy Vince set his girl up with?


doctorchile

There’s gotta be a small amount of Neanderthal dna in Brock right ?? I think that’s actually possible


ajoeroganfan

Great physical genetics, but bad physical genetics


MYTHGUNDAM

Homo Neanderthalensis


Fathead5f

They're going to shit on my head, aren't they....they are. OH God damn it


janostheblue

Brock came in his own ass and puked up an child.


Wooden_Ad_9441

You mean neanderthals?


mrpopenfresh

30 seconds in the microwave just to soften them up


Soulessmotors

A viking with her dad!


itsokayimhandsome2

Brock "Silverback" Lesnar


Gandalf4158

Sable looks terrible


Psychological_Fee548

That girl would kick your ass


Automatic_Tear9354

Which one is Brock?


susbnyc2023

he is a proud papa !


MatrimonyAcrimony

the vanilla gorilla...and Brock Lesnar.


BenderRodriguez14

Well they were known for pillage, plunder and rape. I guess you could say Brock at least dropped the pillage and plundering part. 


Train2Perfection

More like Neanderthals.


mkmore4

The brow ridge is insane.


dtardiff2

Are the nordic though? Lesnar?