It looks like they're holding him up, which is fucking hilarious.

I'm dying right now omfg

It reminds me of this classic... https://images2.imgbox.com/c1/f6/dINcCKZF_o.jpeg

Actually, he’s showing his incredible deltoid strength by holding himself up only by gripping their shoulders. Try again, libs. 

Some serious Weekend At Bernie's vibes going on

How tall is he? He looks TINY

I met him in person at the Comedy Store in Weho. Im 6’0 and he was as tall as my chest to neck area. Like I could had hugged him and rested my chin on his head. 😂😂😂 Sn, I had a 5’7 girlfriend and I couldnt rest my chin on her head

He says 5'8", might be 5'7". Maybe less, idk, but it's not like he's 5'1". He's around the national average. The photoshopped pics are pretty funny though

He claims 5’8” but there is no fucking way.

Absolutely zero chance he’s 5’8”

There's a rumour he's literally 5'3"

I don’t think it’s a height thing, Shit I’m 5’5” and don’t look like a hydrocephalic toddler like Joe….thats HGH or some shit lol

He's admitted to using something, I can't remember what particularly. HGH or Total T? When he admitted it on one of his pods, he said something to the effect of consequences be damned, he's in his 50s, by the time he reaps the negatives, he'll be old as fuck.

Think he’s on a combination of testosterone and HGH

I've never met him in person but my friend claims he has. He's 5'8 or so and said Joe was inches shorter than him. But he's also the type who I could see him as the type to lie about Joe's height for his own sense of amusement.

Saw him at the Comedy Store hug Christina P after she introduced him to close the show. She was easily a full head taller than her. And I don't think she's 6 feet.

Least delusional rogie height denier

He’s 5’3, notice how much one of the women is crouching down? He looks like he’s being held up 😂

I've seen him in person before. He is nowhere near 5'7". Maybe like 5'2"

He looks like a marionette

He acts like Marie Antoinette. 

Lmfao, the level of creativity at roasting rogan that comes out of this sub.

Got more head than he’s got Body

Haha. He is built like a newborn

Built like a burp.

Spit my drink out lol

He put in the big head mode code from NBA Jam.

Bivolati

think that’s from growth hormone use? I don’t think he used to have a big head like that

It’s the Alpha brain.

He’s got Barry Bonds head

Oh yeah, he has long term PED use head for sure. Big brow and all that shit. I mean he's semi open about it "i'm on TRT" is just "I take fuck loads of steroids straight to the asshole but have advertisers".

TRT doesnt change your head shape, that's HGH. Look at old photos of Dana too

Yeah I know..."TRT" is "I don't want to lose sponsors" and I'm on every imaginable PED on Earth.

He really is a giant thumb

He’s got the steroidal big toe head

Holy shit he does

It's actually remarkable. Da Vinci's vitruvian man (showing the idealised human proportions) has the model at eight heads high. Joe is five heads high...

Alien?

Does rogan have massive feet? Those shoes look like clown shoe proportions compared to his height.

Big shoes conceal big lifts

The massive feet of an apex predator

To be fair he can kick the shit out someone.

I bet he could kick his own height fairly easily too

He wears lift kits

hGH, a lot of bodybuilders running hGH have stated foot growth. Like several size increases in shoe sizes over a few years.

Especially when he's skipped every single leg day

You can see the crease on his shoes where the balls of his feet at the first laces. He isn't even using any of the toe box.

I noticed that too. I had a weird friend when I was like 12 who would buy shoes that were way too big, they looked ridiculous. Some dudes got made fun of for having small feet so they got big shoes.

https://preview.redd.it/cqh7t9clf24d1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdca027a4d51b9e605ab404a9f4241fc86eb5b74

Rogziilla

He's got human growth hormone massive cranium.

That's what it is!!

His head is like literally a 1/3 of his overall height now

He is bro. 4 inches off the floor with those lifted insoles

Got them Desantis 1s

Holy fuck I can't breathe

My thought exactly! He 100% wears lifts

You can tell because the last few rows of his nikes aren’t laced.

Yeah looking at where his ankles are I think lifts.

Who’s the smoke show on the right

The Fanny pack in public is a diabolical move

It's where the gun is

As someone who daily carries, the fanny pack is so funny to me. It makes it way more obvious he's got a gun, even if it's concealed. I much prefer an IWB holster.

I waited on debartalo the old 49ers owner he is insanely rich. All his body guards have Fanny packs 

I looked at a fanny pak way back before IL offered concealed carry. I am glad I got out.

Wait, is there actually a gun in there?

Definitely, he talks about it in some episodes

How much fumbling and time would it take to unzip and pull that gun out? And if stoned I’m afraid he’ll shoot this eye out!

Off body carry 🤮

I'm pretty sure that's what DEA undercover joggers used to do during a sting operations

It’s so big and bulging.

Not a gay comment at all.

[He's like a moose](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_wp9sC4QOg&ab_channel=Boz)

The door behind them must be 5’ tall

Who's the smokeshow? 😍

His name is Joe Rogan, host of the Joe Rogan Experience podcast.

@jaidenshivprasad on IG. No idea who she is.

Damn. I can't unsee it now. It's a happy child swinging between his parents...

His legs just kinda blend away from his torso.

He locks them out as hard as he can to get those extra millimeters of height, lol

teeth look like he just ate a big bowl of shit

So much violence in his DNA.

In my experiences, the small man is almost always poised for violence, and the big man just wants a hug. This is of course generally speaking and can flipped in an instant.

100% he is stuffing his shoes. Ain't no way man is 5'4 rocking a size 12 shoe.

Just the thought of a man stuffing his shoes is comical. He’s definitely rocking them, but he could also rock a women’s 6.

When did the official metaporphosis to Mark Coleman happen?

why does everyone pick on Joe? just because his head is bigger than the rest of body? as a short guy i feel his pain the struggle is real

In this instance, it's more about his little legs in comparison to his torso and feet.

What all random shit could he possibly need to carry that pockets aren’t enough for and constitutes using a fanny pack? Wallet, phone (maybe 2), keys all fit in jean pockets….what in the fuck is in that goddamn fanny pack

When I was a teenager I briefly thought about a fanny pack because I had my wallet, lighter, keys, phone, back up lighter, pack of cigarettes, one hitter piece, weed, pocket knife. Instead I bought a car which worked better.

5'6" hunnard persent

Imagine being rich enough to sport a fanny pack in public and give 0 f's

I know several people who wear fanny packs, but they're all people way younger and hipper than me. And they generally have drugs in there.

Not a great hiding spot.

Good enough for a festival

I’m guessing that you have experience?

Had to buy one at a festival recently lol

They make fanny packs with hidden pockets and zippers. Great hiding space for your drugs when you go into a Concert with security

Or gay enough?

I know we’re here to make fun of Joe but this picture is wholesome. Joe seems like a friendly dude.

It kills him he is so tiny. Lil dude is legit 5'3"

incredible he found two people shorter than him. girl on left must be certified dwarf

He does have an odd body type, but don’t tell him he will kick my ass

His body proportions make him look like he’s on a journey to destroy the One Ring

strange, it looks like he has a little boy body. clearly the gal on our right has longer legs and body then joe, yet somehow they made him look taller some how. surely this is a photoshop, right? the rug on the floor behind joes leg looks off, it changes its position and there is no way he has a foot over women, that would make them like 4ft 3 inches

Nope, no photoshop. I left the name of the instagram page in the pic so you can see for yourself lol, I doubt the official il Nido restaurant page would photoshop him.

Lmao i don’t think it’s photo shop he’s just an oddly proportioned chimp the height of a 5’4” female

Crazy to think those legs could decapitate a man

He needs a bit of dental work

Some of the folks that post here absolutely love talking about Rogan’s body, height, and appearance... I think some of you just need to try out Grindr or something.

You flirting with me?

Some of the folks here absolutely love defending Rogan’ body, height and appearance… it’s almost like an ecosystem. You all need each other to keep this cycle alive

This sub is such a shit show of people that I can't imagine ever unsubbing.

Thanks for your contribution. I’ll see you on Grindr later.

Another post another loser

He’s smiling with the force of 1000 suns lmao he’s about to explode 

Is he carrying? Looks like a pistol grip in the fanny pack.

Roberto in the back jealous as fuck.

Bro doesn’t understand how height works

The girl to his left is 4’9”

I want to know what all he totes in that fanny pack he rocks everywhere he goes

When I can’t attack somebody in a legitimate way, I make fun of their body. I have a lot of fun with this. Therefore, I love this post.

He looks like Arnold between Andre the giant and wilt chamberlain 

Nearly mogged, not a good look for joe

The Criss Angel of podcasts...

I thought that was Amanda ribas on the left

I bet the words "Oh _that's_ Joe Rogan?" get uttered a lot

Lol it’s because he stands on his tippy toes when posing with women.

Lil rascal

The man has a thigh gap of a 19 year old porn starlet.

Dibs on the one to the left of Joe

Girl on the right is really cute. Sorry about being perverted

It's ok bro, it'll happen one of these days. Chin up!

I’m married so nope it won’t. lol

Shit....

This reminds me of that Steve buschemi meme where he’s like what’s up fellow kids

Pure violence !

He isn’t?

I'd like a photo with young Jamie

Joe it’s just a hairless chimp that learned to talk

He’s really short. Like is he even 5’?

Nice dunks Joe Rogan

Is Joe getting a cut from black rifle coffee sales?

It's all the HGH

He looks like two kids standing on each others shoulders to make one adult

It’s more so the shoes 

It’s so true but why

https://preview.redd.it/kqd8tgr5v14d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0245b87f4a826b7def609df380ce4190915955fe

The white in the shoes make them look so damn long! Looks like he’s hovering for some reason!

He’s letting that juice go to his head

Jacked Danny Devito

…I…cannot unsee that now.

It looks so photoshopped! Like a surrealist painting

Why is he still wearing the god damn Fanny

His driver brought the black box for him to stand on

I call him.... Mini JRE

His teeth also look awful

i’m picturing saltines, a juice box and some fruit snacks in that fanny pack.

The dude in the background I thought was Uncle Jack, from always sunny... For a sec anyway

"lifts"

Almost time for Joe to invest in some new jibs.

He’s built like a 13 year old from the waist down

Literally a chimp



They call him "Big Head Daddy".

 Haha

Levitating all the way up to 5ft 5

I fear that man. That man is violence incarnate. He’s immune to bullshit. Can’t take a joke. Id be scared.

You know those shoes are way too big for his hobbit feet

Joe Rogan kicks ass

How did his head get so much bigger over the past 10 years?

Honestly, looking at the girl on his left. Very pretty.

Daffy Duck looking mufucker. Lol

What’s in the Fanny pack? HGH, steroids? /s

They call that chicken legs where I’m from 🤷🏻‍♂️

Nifty. He has his own little bubble platform.

What is his real size lmao

He wears a brcc shirt while he ccws in that Fanny pack….

Shrek

Those girls must be 24” tall

Joe Rogan is secretly a frog.

Heavies

Dope kicks

Is he high, again?

Nice Fanny pack. Is he woke?

I’m dying laughing at this

It’s the fisheye lens making thins at the edge stretched

Whats up with the fanny pac???

Lot of body shaming here