The IP rights would be hell and different in every country. The world would be a better place if this could exist, but it won't until a single person in a basement can make it.
Kombat Pack 1: AOC, Jordan Peterson, Sexyy Red, Timothee Chalamet, & Guest Character - Michael Jackson from a universe where Joe Jackson died when Michael was a baby and he had a fulfilling childhood.
>A character whose main gameplan involves zoning their opponent to death. Zoners will have some powerful method of attacking from long range, whether it's a projectile or some far-reaching normals, and they'll often have a strong way to move backwards. Examples include Dhalsim from Street Fighter, Axl from Guilty Gear, and Morrigan from Marvel vs. Capcom 3.
Even though they are stronger from long range, most zoners will not be helpless up close! They can rush you down, at least a little bit, if they're forced to play at close range. But it won't be their first choice, and they'll probably back up as soon as they can.
There’s terms in the fighting game community that have meanings that make sense if you’re involved. Watch EVO and listen to the commentary. There’s so much happening you won’t understand what’s going on unless you play that hard.
Because most gaming verbiage comes from slang used between players while playing. So most terms are things abbreviated or shortened. Zoner/zoning rolls off the tongue better than long ranger/long ranging.
Every time you attack and miss you actually lose the life points you’d have taken from Ghandi. All of Ghandis moves are just special ways to dodge attacks.
He would grapple and perform lots of counters. His grapples do no damage, but run out the clock - some of which actively deduct time to speed things up. If time runs out, he starves to death and achieves a MORAL VICTORY.
Yes, Stephen hawking is using his superior intelligence & weaponized robot vehicle to attack people.
It’s very different from a non-violence advocate to be in a fight. It’s antithetical to their whole being.
Tom Cruise all the way.
It would be neat if L. Ron Hubbard was a secret character to get, like Reptile in MK1. To get him, you'd have to do a specific controller input when you see in the background Thetans flying past the moon in DC-8 spaceships. Now that would be quite "toasty!"
Taylor needs to arrive to the battlefield on a private jet. Her fatality should be her grabbing a mic to summon another jet filled with a horde of fans that will eat the opponent alive.
Musk needs a flamethrower and Zuck a katana. Ramsey can throw a pan with boiling oil idk hahah.
Omfg this is hilarious. I would pay full price for this game. Hillary Clinton's fatality would be some guy shooting you in the head while you're walking back to your apartment some night weeks after the fight.
Spitting Image actually did this in 1988 and made the game, you could pick the Pope, Reagan, Thatcher and a few more. Everything in gaming is a remake these days. Even the fake ones.
Haha Putin with a bear is a good one, mostly for the bear😂 I would want to play as all of them and guess what type of fighting style/finishers they have based on them in real life. Lol Jeff Bezos would have his amazon factory robots messing people up, Oprah stabs you in the eyes with the ozempic injectors, Stephen Hawking presses a button on his wheelchair that has weapons, Chef Ramsey would use a variety of kitchen tools and appliance to destroy all while yelling at you.
Pope Francis as a sorcerer goes hard lmao.
Yeah Francis goes erect
This would be the greatest game ever created if it was created
Honestly, it can't be.that hard to make this into a mod for a older mk game. Can't be that hard to find voice lines and I'd play the hell out of it.
"It can't be that hard" Narrator: It was in fact pretty hard.
The IP rights would be hell and different in every country. The world would be a better place if this could exist, but it won't until a single person in a basement can make it.
All you need to do is ask gpt to help code it. Use a couple ai voice generators and voila.
yea it's that easy
So, it's been 6 hours. Can you show me a link to the game?
And there is the reason humans are becoming dumber...can't be bothered to figure it out yourself? No worries AI can do it for me
It reminds me of all of the NBA Jam secret characters lol.
You could make them in that Mugen fighter game or something
RBG gavel combo
Only if Stephen Hawkings wheelchair, transforms into a nuclear powered, exo-suit… That would be dope.
I would like him to have telekinesis
Telekinesis only in chair form
Snoop and the queen are pretty damn epic.
This would be such a fun multiplayer type shit. Like I'd have a good time calling the sibs up to have a go at this for an hour or two.
The DLC I’d happily pay for. Zuck was perfect. Curie needs a green radioactive glow.
Kombat Pack 1: AOC, Jordan Peterson, Sexyy Red, Timothee Chalamet, & Guest Character - Michael Jackson from a universe where Joe Jackson died when Michael was a baby and he had a fulfilling childhood.
Zuck needs a katana tho. And Musk a flamethrower.
Zuck will take the back.
I feel like we could have gotten rid of merkle and washington and replaced them with Alex Jones and AOC
Hawking is def zoner 🤣🤣
What is zoner?
>A character whose main gameplan involves zoning their opponent to death. Zoners will have some powerful method of attacking from long range, whether it's a projectile or some far-reaching normals, and they'll often have a strong way to move backwards. Examples include Dhalsim from Street Fighter, Axl from Guilty Gear, and Morrigan from Marvel vs. Capcom 3. Even though they are stronger from long range, most zoners will not be helpless up close! They can rush you down, at least a little bit, if they're forced to play at close range. But it won't be their first choice, and they'll probably back up as soon as they can.
Why is it called a zoner instead of just “long range”?
There’s terms in the fighting game community that have meanings that make sense if you’re involved. Watch EVO and listen to the commentary. There’s so much happening you won’t understand what’s going on unless you play that hard.
Because most gaming verbiage comes from slang used between players while playing. So most terms are things abbreviated or shortened. Zoner/zoning rolls off the tongue better than long ranger/long ranging.
Usually a projectile character that "zones" the opponent out or keeps them at a distance and can deal damage at a distance.
How the fuck Merkel get in there 😂
I would happily pay and play this game.
I’m taking Shaq
Can’t decide between Jackie Chan or Shaq
Shaq vs Hawking Also Shaq should be able to tag in Ernie and Chuck
I want this to be real so fucking bad
The real life Def Jam Vendetta vibes here!
The Biden kombat variants go pretty hard
I’m just impressed he can still eat ice cream
This is the most random collection of celebrities.
Right? Putin and Taylor Swift along with Einstein, Snoop, and Madame Curie?!
Shakespear, Washington like wtf
Beyoncé, a dead Joe Biden
Jackie Chan oddly doesnt fit here lol
Well, it’s not random when they’re all household names.
There's an illuminati episode of American dad, and it seems the whole illuminati gang is here
I can't. Why is this so good
How would the mechanics for Gandhi work- because he’s non-violent, he can’t throw the first punch?
Every time you attack and miss you actually lose the life points you’d have taken from Ghandi. All of Ghandis moves are just special ways to dodge attacks.
That's brilliant. Makes me wonder if this could actually work in a MC game
He would grapple and perform lots of counters. His grapples do no damage, but run out the clock - some of which actively deduct time to speed things up. If time runs out, he starves to death and achieves a MORAL VICTORY.
Stephen Hawking is here, and you're asking about Gandhi? 🤣
Yes, Stephen hawking is using his superior intelligence & weaponized robot vehicle to attack people. It’s very different from a non-violence advocate to be in a fight. It’s antithetical to their whole being.
Stephen Hawking made me giggle
Ever play Civilization?
True. It’s weird having Gandhi chastise you for not having a strong military…
Clearly someone hasn’t played Civilization
I think he’d probably have the same moves he had in Street Fighter 2
Are you sure? [https://youtu.be/uKKI_Vnn2RU?si=nLwxxT7IKCYqWdOY](https://youtu.be/uKKI_Vnn2RU?si=nLwxxT7IKCYqWdOY)
Not having fauchi in the lineup is a massive oversight here.
Dr. Kedorkian
Trump's fatality is a cloud of toxic gas that melts his opponents to the bone.
I would gladly pay 89.99 for this and play the shit out of it everyday!
Ngl i got hyped af for some reason 😳
Bony Biden 😂
So sick
This and Steven Hawking pro wheelchair.
Hawking took me out
Someone should really bring back celebrity death match
Killary
No Abe Lincoln. C’mon!
Mother Theresa all day every day until I unlock Betty white.
That was pretty fucking clever and funny. Well done.
Easter egg …. if you select Hillary your opponent is found unalived right before the match
Oprahs gonna wreck shop
You get an ass whoppin', YOU get an ass whoppin' & YOUUU get an ass whoppin'. Everybody's getting an ass whopping!!
WE NEED THIS
Putin should have a shirtless variant. So should Elon.
I'd play that
Outstanding !!!
I would totally buy this 👏🏻
If this was a combination of Tekken and Crusader Kings 3 then i would be so fkin down lmao
Makes this happen
Tom Cruise all the way. It would be neat if L. Ron Hubbard was a secret character to get, like Reptile in MK1. To get him, you'd have to do a specific controller input when you see in the background Thetans flying past the moon in DC-8 spaceships. Now that would be quite "toasty!"
The real Tom Cruise would actually have his consciousness uploaded into the game so he could kick ass himself.
Cruise with L. Ron skin lol.
Honestly regardless how you feel about politics… I wanna play this haha. The idea is pretty fucking hilarious
Keanu Reeves or the Rock. Only valid choices. LoL. 😂
Everybody getting they ass whooped w King James or Jackie Chan
This game would sell VERY well.
I would buy that in a heartbeat
Comment for the biggest snubs: Ghengis Khan, Socrates, Napoleon, Abraham Lincoln , Billy the Kid
Bruce Lee
I always thought a Mortal Combat with 80-90s horror movie villains would be cool. There’s a bunch if you really think about it
I’m maining Kim😂 made that man look like genghis💀
I stayed for the muuuooooooortal kombaaaaaaat
I would play this nonstop. Definitely starting with Marilyn.
Putin is not to be fucked with
I would play the shit outta this.
I couldn’t control myself when I saw Steven hawking 🤣
This is amazing. Thank you for posting this.
That's actually pretty fuckin cool lol
Taylor needs to arrive to the battlefield on a private jet. Her fatality should be her grabbing a mic to summon another jet filled with a horde of fans that will eat the opponent alive. Musk needs a flamethrower and Zuck a katana. Ramsey can throw a pan with boiling oil idk hahah.
I’ll take Ghandi and his dahlsim stretch attacks
20/10. Omg. They NEED to make this game!
Can someone actually make this? Please?
I’d buy this.
Hawking with a close second of RBG
I would play the fuck out of this game
Not Hawking 😂😂💀
Well done Sir! 👏
This unbelievably well done.
A Trump “flawless victory” would actually be near death for him.
The more you damage him the more he denies it & shit talks but you can see the damage on his character model as it builds.
Mugen!!!
im slammin like shaquille, shit is real. when it’s time to eat a meal, i rob and steal
Omfg this is hilarious. I would pay full price for this game. Hillary Clinton's fatality would be some guy shooting you in the head while you're walking back to your apartment some night weeks after the fight.
I laughed way too hard at Hawking.....I'm going to hell.
I'd play the fuck out of that no jk
Ronaldo lol.
Spitting Image actually did this in 1988 and made the game, you could pick the Pope, Reagan, Thatcher and a few more. Everything in gaming is a remake these days. Even the fake ones.
How do you unlock Sleepy Joe Biden?
it would be the highest grossing game in history!!
Haha Putin with a bear is a good one, mostly for the bear😂 I would want to play as all of them and guess what type of fighting style/finishers they have based on them in real life. Lol Jeff Bezos would have his amazon factory robots messing people up, Oprah stabs you in the eyes with the ozempic injectors, Stephen Hawking presses a button on his wheelchair that has weapons, Chef Ramsey would use a variety of kitchen tools and appliance to destroy all while yelling at you.
Hawking through me for a loop 🤣
Just missing "Brainworm RFK"
RBG needs a Mjolnir sized gavel called Title IX
RBG ftw
Shaq vs Hawking with Brutality 🤣🤣
What is that random-ass roster my dude?
Hawking should be a full cyborg riding a mini tank
That was funny untill the last few. I just cringe at those nicknames. Literally second hand embarrassment.
CHEF RAMSEY IS GONNA FUK SHIT UP
This ain’t Texas. Hey! Ain’t no holdem. Woo!
I don't get it
Everyone in these comments need to go look up the game "Mugen". Go learn your internet history, children 🙏👁✨️
I would main the fuck out of kim
I d choose Narendra Damodardas Modi
They really did Shaq dirty with his character.
missing a hijab character.
Mia Khalifa in a Hijab
You know Merkel has the best fatality ever.
Hawking Let’s go!
There was a fighting game on the SNES called Shaq-Fu and you could play as Shaq as one of the fighters against a bunch of monsters
What’s up with king James being black lol?
LeKing James
I want this game…….BAD!!!!
Someone has to make this omg.
When AI is so advanced, it allows you to make your own games with your own characters.... sign me up
Gandhi, his evil terror is unrivaled. Should have Robin Williams and Steven Segal too imo.
Lol good for Jackie Chan
I wanna see that Ghandi/Mother Theresa beef squashed once and for all
We need Zaluzhnyi
Ok that’s funny 😂
Hawkings Brutality must be devastating
I'm selecting Snoop, Mother Theresa and Keanu. Come at me bitches.
Imagine choosing Stephen hawking
Shakespeare ftw
I would love to see something like this. It was great when there was “Celebrity Deathmatch”
Keanu
Why no nickola tesla?
I would pay the $100+ for this bundle that I didn’t spend on MK1.
Take my 💰
I would main Ramsay so I could call everyone a donkey when I KO them
Kim jong un 😂
I would main Hawkins
Me 5 seconds in: the fuck is this nonsense? Me at the end: that's one of the best things I've ever seen. It's like disc golf all over again.
I'd play this. Taylor Swift ftw!
Def not biden lol
This could be a interesting game
Hawking solos all.
Shut up and take my money
PLEASE SOMEONE MAKE THIS MOD, IT JUST BECAME A DREAM!
Keanu, no question about it
Keanu all the way baby
Snoop ftw
Steve Irwin doesn’t get a run, that’s a no from me.
OP, do a follow up post with the best fatalities suggested. This is amazing.
Mother teresa vs mahatma gandhi!
"Ghandi" the irony LMAO! Can only imagine "Dhalsim" go go gadget appendages.
This is awesome, but I hate almost all characters.
LeBron is by far the weakest character in the game. He flops every time he gets hit
Oprah would be the best
I need to play this
Einstein wins.
Fucking Gordan Ramsay beats all of them.
Bro Boney Biden?🤣 I’m so done
Merkel or Jackie Chan.
Gordon Ramsay, 100%, every time
My money is on Oppenheimer
Lol Hawking still in his chair...this makes me think of that gods fighting game with Jesus in it
Oh great another Mother Theresa ditto in the finals 🙄
hitler and jesus the hidden characters
I would have preferred the undertaker on the roster and the rock as dlc