I thought I had the definitive answer to "what do you call a lizard that doesn't work?
A. A lounge lizard. You posted a reptile dysfunction? Of course. "Doen't work" doesn't only mean no gainful employment . It also means it doesn't work because it's broken.
A lounge lizard.
My ex was a lot lizard
What do you call a prostitute that carry around a mattress? Owner Operator
Whats the difference between a skinny prostitute and a counterfeit doller one is phony buck.........
What's the difference between William Tell and an Owl with diarrhea? With William Tell, everytime he shoot he hits!
Whats the difference between a crane and a giraffe ? Ones got hydraulics the others got high bollocks
Snort
Mobile slut!
Low overhead
That's rough.
Before or after? 🤔
Phish or Grateful Dead?
At one time, there was a land of these.
Yup. A real land before time
Prince Andrew
A monitor lizard
This needs more upvotes. Nice one.
That’s one who appears on TV.
A geckno
A T-rest
An iduanna.
Tucker Carlson?
Fucker whose son?
Best punchline
A lazard
Allen?
A group of comedians that make some outlandishly funny movies.
Snozberries
You don't call them they call you
I was expecting to see CEO as the punchline
Politician
Mark Zuckerberg
A neckbearded dragon
A slacker.
The Lizard King
Mr. Mojo Risin
Be careful , i made this joke a while ago and thought i was starting to get ED
A lizard. I don't think any of them work honestly.
Your Majesty
Newt Gingrich
I clicked just to confirm it was “lazy-ard”
Boss
A SNAPdragon
Got no gecko.
King Charles?
What do you call a group of working lizards but only one is working? Lot Lizard
Elon
Joe Biden
A trump
Trump
Crocs.
I like it, but I think it falls more under the category of "Dad Joke" try reposting it there
A Politician
These are better than dadjokes!
a lazyard.
unemployed
A lazard
Lazyard
That's what I called it when I had a sick turtle.
Sleepy Zuck.
Gavin Newsom
Umm...a dead lizard??
It has to be a lazyrd
Lazyard
Procrastigator
A cold blooded loser.
Jim Morrison? The Lizard King.
Sister lizard
A lizard
Lazyard
A Kimono Dragon
Mark Zuckerberg
Monitoring lizard
Monitoring lizard
George Santos
Lazard
A lazyard
My husband 🤣
I thought I had the definitive answer to "what do you call a lizard that doesn't work? A. A lounge lizard. You posted a reptile dysfunction? Of course. "Doen't work" doesn't only mean no gainful employment . It also means it doesn't work because it's broken.
I call him An' ole monitor