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SyrusNuggs

A lounge lizard.


demolcd

My ex was a lot lizard


[deleted]

What do you call a prostitute that carry around a mattress? Owner Operator


Happy-Suspect2024

Whats the difference between a skinny prostitute and a counterfeit doller one is phony buck.........


cschneiderwind

What's the difference between William Tell and an Owl with diarrhea? With William Tell, everytime he shoot he hits!


Happy-Suspect2024

Whats the difference between a crane and a giraffe ? Ones got hydraulics the others got high bollocks


trilliumjs

Snort


No_Cartographer_5212

Mobile slut!


jaxbird777

Low overhead


SyrusNuggs

That's rough.


harsh_words

Before or after? 🤔


JS_Everyman

Phish or Grateful Dead?


vshredd

At one time, there was a land of these.


SyrusNuggs

Yup. A real land before time


BaitmasterG

Prince Andrew


Liwesh

A monitor lizard


Superfly1911

This needs more upvotes. Nice one.


Luked0g44O

That’s one who appears on TV.


LouSayners

A geckno


OwlWitty

A T-rest


RandomName39483

An iduanna.


MrPlow_357

Tucker Carlson?


Fartyfivedegrees

Fucker whose son?


TypicalCherry1529

Best punchline


Silt99

A lazard


Luked0g44O

Allen?


monkey_farmer_

A group of comedians that make some outlandishly funny movies.


SnooGrapes5025

Snozberries


Spiritual-Plankton52

You don't call them they call you


MindSnapN

I was expecting to see CEO as the punchline


mkqest

Politician


Oops_Wrong_Chat

Mark Zuckerberg


VattghernCZ

A neckbearded dragon


BozoidBob

A slacker.


Abides1948

The Lizard King


Lower_Chapter_1422

Mr. Mojo Risin


Several_Ocelot_3379

Be careful , i made this joke a while ago and thought i was starting to get ED


Neravosa

A lizard. I don't think any of them work honestly.


kowalski655

Your Majesty


jeanneleez

Newt Gingrich


ramanujam

I clicked just to confirm it was “lazy-ard”


Snuffle247

Boss


allovia

A SNAPdragon


[deleted]

Got no gecko.


skultron_7x

King Charles?


davidsanchezavila

What do you call a group of working lizards but only one is working? Lot Lizard


IndividualAbrocoma35

Elon


Gloomy_Square_6204

Joe Biden


ImANobodyWhoAreYou

A trump


Malkavius2

Trump


FSUalumni

Crocs.


danceswithdeath3rd

I like it, but I think it falls more under the category of "Dad Joke" try reposting it there


Agreeable_Mango_1288

A Politician


No_Cartographer_5212

These are better than dadjokes!


ialphea

a lazyard.


Civil-Needleworker-8

unemployed


pakrat1967

A lazard


GvReddy-reader

Lazyard


onecrazywriter

That's what I called it when I had a sick turtle.


LeLBigB0ss2

Sleepy Zuck.


xMURMAIDERx

Gavin Newsom


FatPanda1987

Umm...a dead lizard??


vkats

It has to be a lazyrd


yash_0099

Lazyard


flarezilla

Procrastigator


Luked0g44O

A cold blooded loser.


Luked0g44O

Jim Morrison? The Lizard King.


Reee3d

Sister lizard


Spider222222

A lizard


Significant-Glove232

Lazyard


ElBeatch

A Kimono Dragon


Pyriko25

Mark Zuckerberg


DoubleDownBear

Monitoring lizard


DoubleDownBear

Monitoring lizard


kevonlooneytunes

George Santos


Rich-Breadfruit-1879

Lazard


Foreign_Fail8262

A lazyard


New_Lifeguard8597

My husband 🤣


Pussycatavenger

I thought I had the definitive answer to "what do you call a lizard that doesn't work? A. A lounge lizard. You posted a reptile dysfunction? Of course. "Doen't work" doesn't only mean no gainful employment . It also means it doesn't work because it's broken.


Incognito_Echo

I call him An' ole monitor