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LaughableIKR

I want the time I wasted in my life back...


martphon

When I see these long posts I just skip to the end to see the pun.


Redbeard4006

Same. I do enjoy a pun, definitely not worth wading through that massive wall of text for.


HortenseTheGlobalDog

This joke was the one that I finally wised up to and did that


SuchCoolBrandon

Yeah, I could tell from the first sentence it was going to be some convoluted pun.


jjbugman2468

Don’t read about [Nate the Snake](https://natethesnake.com) then


ElectronicAd27

Well, if it’s any comfort, you just saved me three minutes. I saw how long the joke was and then read your comment.


AaronicNation

It was torture.


jamieliddellthepoet

How old are you?


Dave80

When I started reading the joke, or now?


jamieliddellthepoet

Impostor sus.


damarius

I was waiting for something like: The Dane in Spain made Portugal feel pain.


Woody_L

That would actually have been a better joke.


blubaldnuglee

I read that in Steven Wright's voice. Bravo!!!


AnimalFarm_1984

I actually covered the punchline while reading the build up, and it was all worth it. Great delivery!


Mister-Grogg

That is the hairiest dog I’ve ever seen. I should go register some fake accounts so I can give you extra upvotes.


Remarkable_Oil_6807

This was hilarious! I had to take a Pee Break!


joaoreismd

I'm Portuguese. I didn't notice this was on r/jokes. I was really wondering how this would be solved...


D4rklordmaster

[reminds me of this joke](https://natethesnake.com/)


Key-Teacher-6163

The joke you referenced has ruined friendships for me, I don't think that this joke rises to quite that level.


AnimalFarm_1984

First time I heard about this, it is brilliant!


Madmac05

Oh, this is actually well written and worth the read, despite the ending.


tulilatum

I was hoping the punchline would be something about squid pro quo.


yellow_fig_tree

Does anyone else experience this phenomenon where you're reading a joke on this subreddit and realize it will be exactly this type of joke, and even though you want to just read it through to the end to experience the punchline, once the final line is in your periphery, your eyes almost unstoppably drift toward it despite your best efforts?


jteg

I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition


RecalcitrantHuman

That’s the point. No one does


ChiefSlug30

Their chief weapon is surprise.


tomemosZH

Pun was meh but the writing was top-notch.


my4coins

ELI5 por favor, tak.


Guy954

[Monty Python reference](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QqreRufrkxM)


AaronicNation

Spanish ink-position ... Spanish Inquisition


IMissyouPita

Longest joke ever written


Sheffieldsvc

Nope. https://natethesnake.com/


Equivalent-Unit

I remember the first time I came across that one. About one-third in I had completely forgotten that this was supposed to lead up to a joke so when I finally got to the ending it caught me completely off guard.


Crafty_Ad2602

Like, it's such a good story, too. And I wasn't even mad at the ending, which I should have been. By all rational thought, I should hate the author of that joke, but I just love the story instead and appreciate the joke. I don't know why. EDIT: But I definitely hate the OP joke here. "Spanish ink position." Ugh.


Epic-Lurker

You are evil.


cymruisrael

You should be put in a comfy chair!!


BOTGeneralGrievous

everyone here is impatient and whiny, this was pretty funny and i love the buildup. good shaggy dog joke. idk how this subreddit feels about shaggy dog jokes, but judging by the other comments, i guess they don’t understand the humor in them. to each their own i guess :/ this was a great joke, though


Druidicflow

Our chief weapon is surprise. Surprise and fear. Fear and surprise. Our two weapons are fear and surprise and ruthless efficiency.


Trama-D

Spanish would never rule in favor of Portugal, if the danes were complaning, Spain would never have been accepted to arbitrate. Yes, I'm rarely fun at parties.


YalsonKSA

I am both furious and amused. Take my upvote and don't do it again.


bdiscer

I fart in your general direction.


ManicPixieDreamPearl

Stephan Pastis, is that you?


flndouce

TLDR


Prestigious-Run-5103

Don't let the haters fool you, perfect set up. If it wasn't long and windy, it would have fell flat.


RoddytheRowdyPiper

Build up not worth the slightly forced punchline.


Wolfblood-is-here

Its a shaggy dog story that's the point.


ohgeebus_notagain

r/ShaggyDogStories


Skysr70

You bastard I didn't realize what sub this was in...


UnkleRinkus

nice


adrenalinda75

I'm furious at this eloquent joke.


FlockFather

Get the hell out!


kazwellian

Loved it!


davesy69

Groan.


WildBoy-72

The Ink Position, what a show! The Ink Position, here we go! We know you're wishing That the Danes would pay! But the Ink Position's here and it's here to stay!


purpleitt

I don’t want fancy things, or fancy shmancy things. I don’t even want fancy wancy move to francey things. What I want is to waste your time and mine.


rightful_vagabond

I love it. Not many jokes on here make me laugh out loud like that.


enic77

No. Just no.


idiotbyvillagewell

Oh wow. Very nice.


donerstude

Bastard 😆 I read this as factual all the way to the end


Odin4456

Imagine telling this thing!? Bet half the people would fall asleep, a quarter would walk away, and the ones left would be pissed by the weak ass pun.


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TeaVinylGod

Yes, it's called Man Spaining


Madmac05

I didn't realize it was bad jokes day. My turn: A submarine is driving down the motorway and he spots three fried eggs sitting on a tree branch by the side of the road. Thinking what a good opportunity it was to make some new friends, he stops and says: - Hello guys, I couldn't help but notice you there. As there are three of you, and with me that's four, I was thinking I could finally put this brand new deck of cards to good use and we could play some card games. To which the fried eggs replied: - Sorry, but we just can't. We have a hairdresser appointment...


tellur86

Stupid question, but why would that agreement be needed in the first place? IIRC any EU fisherman can fish in all EU waters as if they were locals. They might need a permit and abide by regulations and rates but they can't be treated differently from local fishermen.


Critical-Afternoon37

that actually fucking blew


That-Makes-Sense

I couldn't finish the novel.