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wafflefighter69

Ronnie, I think you're just here for the Zipline


[deleted]

Whaaat?


PM_me_ur_launch_code

I said shut up mike


subject_deleted

When we asked you to spend more time with the group... You ate as fast as possible and went right back to the Zipline... "What do you think about your connection with [forgot her name]?" "::Muffled:: good."


micromoses

And you’ve gotten in several fights with Mike from adventure 365, who runs the zipline.


TotallyAwesomeIRL

He wrenches on the rope. He thinks its his!


inebriates

## SHUT UP MIKE


OwlOfFortune

He's too rough on the rope!


sexy_ricardo

How you think your connection with Megan is?


quasipickle

Good


Saganists

*chugs water*


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zahariburgess

*returns to zipline imediately*


Brian-not-Ryan

He’s just afraid of what’s waiting for him at home


Sufficient_Motor_290

What's waiting for him at home?


Mteerie

I don’t know


OwlOfFortune

Is there actually something waiting for you at home?


Mteerie

I don’t know


chizzledbeard

That video legit had me crying. All the show motion shots of him zip lining and giving 0 fucks lol


Poochmanchung

It's because he just wrenches on it


maggos

He thinks it’s his


_Lumity_

My teacher showed us this in class a few days back it was a hit


Glu7enFree

If I made the same wage as a teacher, I'd just be showing you guys Tik Toks as well.


MoSqueezin

I'm just trying to remember....


llkjm

wtf is going on here?


Cam0201

I am seriously trying to figure what the fuck the point of this was supposed to be. Like we supposed to focus on the ass? The dude hanging? The dude saving the hanging man??


Xeptix

The point of the ass was to get you to click the thumbnail, and the point of the dude hanging was to get you to be confused enough to post and drive engagement.


VanenGorm

I feel manipulated. Does me writing this comment contribute to them making money? This all feels dirty.


makeitlouder

100% manufactured content. This is what it looks like. Better get used to it, once AI videos become feasible, every piece of content online will be like this.


OneMoreAccount4Porn

Are we going to be directed to the Only Fans accounts of AI generated ladies in future?


PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL

[that already exists](https://www.patreon.com/thisporndoesnotexist)


Human_Bean08

Why!? 😭


Tripwiring

Why must every human invention be utilized for sex stuff?! Next you'll tell me there's porn video games


Human_Bean08

About that...


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Death4Free

They already exist. If you go through some of the naughtier subreddits you start realizing which are real women with AI faces. Which of course have their onlyfans link attached.


MrBigDickPickledRick

Oh geez, wow, man, that's horrible. If any more of these types of videos ever get posted please send me a link to them so that I can swiftly report them to the proper authority. Much appreciated


tomdarch

Yes, but… butts.


[deleted]

That's certainly what that word salad they dropped claimed Too bad it's taken from Tik Tok where kids use "engagement calculators" to try and optimize their channel and get paid 20 cents more per week Ain't nobody paid by this post Reddit isn't that sophisticated it's just up arrow = good & down arrow = bad


[deleted]

Yeah, the internet sucks...


aykcak

Why would anyone post something without understanding it?


keothi

Welcome to the internet


CACO305

Have a look around


bigbadbabyben

Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found


RealPanda20

We got mountains of content, some better some worse


[deleted]

Is this drive engagement in the room with us now?


sabotabo

show us on this doll where the algorithm touched you.


1lluminist

Still a better plan than cutting out 3rd party apps


Kryhavok

He's seeing if he can stall himself out on the Zipline with sufficient drag.


ComfortablePlant829

Bizarre


between_ewe_and_me

Thank you so much for clarifying this. I was so confused. I thought he passed out on his way home from the grocery store via zipline and had to be rescued.


Jeshua_

The bags were to slow down but I think it’s the same idea of when you were a kid and held a grocery bag as a “parachute” jumping down the stairs .


benotaur

Yes


PMRedditAlternatives

What dude?


Rombie11

I was just here for the beautiful sunset.


[deleted]

The point is to think about the consequences of Late Stage Capitalism.


SadPanthersFan

Ass


IcyProperty89

Cake


ChuckinTheCarma

Galore


Nopeyesok

Yeah… he must workout.


ipassmore

Lloyd?


Tetris_fox

I read that as L-loyd👉👈


MadMaxIsMadAsMax

... is a lie.


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tica_spi

wow, wholesome horniness. that's a new one for me


AsphaltGypsy89

Uh.. do you know what type/brand those were? Asking for a uh... pudgy friend..


PublicSeverance

"Scrunch" or scrunch booty/bum leggings is the generic term.


armen89

Ass


Veggieleezy

To answer the question, the bags he's holding (and probably the way he's just ragdolling his body, as well) created too much drag for him to properly reach the end of the zipline, so he had to be pulled the rest of the way.


Aaron_Hamm

And it was almost certainly deliberate


Veggieleezy

Definitely, especially since he just stays ragdolled as he's getting pulled in.


radiantcabbage

take em away boys, we cracked the case of the mysterious hanged man and his drogue chutes im sure the ladies will appreciate him being brought to justice


Veggieleezy

[This is the city...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nx5GwULPU90)


flaxon_

The only other explanation I could come up with is that he fainted during the zip lining...but that wouldn't explain why he was holding the bags still, or had them held out in that way to begin with.


[deleted]

I joined a federated network to support an open and free net. You want to follow?


Aaron_Hamm

That actually makes a lot of sense


Eruptflail

I also run a ropes course, and all I was thinking is that if someone intentionally tried to do this and I had to go get them, I'd lose my everloving mind. That zip is LONG.


the_man_of_reddit_

Thirstposting


GreenEggsInPam

I'm guessing the dude used the bags to slow himself down enough to get stuck halfway down the Zipline, and someone had to get him.


NebulaNinja

This is what I got from it as well. The secondary shot zip-lining beside him confirmed it. An asshole move tbh making someone have to crank his way out and back just so you to have some internet fame.


gdmfr

it's a prank bro! Ass for interest, idiot idioting, and worker frantically trying to help someone he thinks is injured.


earthly_wanderer

We are the Dudes in this post. Us.


Winchboi1

Aaawaaayyyyoooooowwwaaaaawwwaaayy


IcyProperty89

Are those women photoshopped in? They don’t budge. Edit Nvm I had the video paused.


Tito_Tito_1_

As most did.


Gonun

Don't need to pause if the Internet connection sucks.


Totallynotdub

You guys realize you're jerking to leggings that are fake booties right?


PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL

You're saying that like we haven't all been jerking to airbrushed porn for the past 50 years.


Disastrous-Ad2800

LMFAO....when I randomly mentioned to boomers that the pics from their Playboy Mag's were airbrushed... they didn't really appreciate it... but they kinda had it coming when they started whining about "why real women couldn't look as beautiful as the one's in mags?"


norabutfitter

I thought they meant anime stuff with the whole “airbrush” whoops


KnownRate3096

Don't ruin this for me bro


the_milk_is_baaaad

I need this bro


MillennialDan

Speak for yourself.


samalam1

Amen to that


Fit-Adhesiveness9585

Where is that?


pitaji_no1

Ukraine


[deleted]

My sweet home, Kyiv


[deleted]

The only city where you can ride the metro over and over like it's an amusement park ride Seriously when that blue line pops out over the river it's... chef's kiss


[deleted]

Yeah, I love my hometown very much. It has it's flaws but nevertheless it's awesome. Thanks for the kind words.


1668553684

I really hope I get to visit one day, Kyiv and the rest of Ukraine look really beautiful.


[deleted]

Welcome, mate. I hope you'll enjoy it.


Fit-Adhesiveness9585

Where? I want to go


[deleted]

The video is from Trukhanov bridge, that goes to the central beach. And the trolley starts from Arch of Freedom of the Ukrainian People, near Independance square.


Fit-Adhesiveness9585

дуже дякую


[deleted]

Бажаю чудово провести час


The_wolf2014

Kyiv


Fit-Adhesiveness9585

Where in Kyiv?


Dorky147

Where his home is


[deleted]

Volgograd Bridge


Efficient_Control_61

Слава Україні! 🇺🇦 Скорішої нам перемоги


windyorbits

Is that how they take their groceries home?


hateitorleaveit

You can't tell from the huge destructive war that we need to supply?


[deleted]

Bruh you post in r/China lmao


hateitorleaveit

Lol bro we're watching a video of asses and a zip line during a war and no one finds that weird? And no one addresses it? We're just going to get mad at anyone that addresses it? Yea I've been to China. Not everyone on Reddit lives in a basement


CreativeSoil

Do you think that the war is not destructive just because Kiev is currently no under siege or do you just not give a shit and want to stop helping your allies even though that would be far more destructive than what we currently have?


_HIST

Some people, lol


GreyFox474

What shitty camera man. Gets distracted and completely changes the direction of the camera.


HappyMan476

Ikr he needs to get his *eyes* on the *prize*


EvoRalliArt

/r/upvotebecausebutt


Doehetzelfer

🎧enigma🎧


gt4674b

I played this song while taking my middle school aged daughter to school the other day. She’s like “ew”. That evening, caught her watching the video on repeat on YouTube and now she loves it.


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molecularmadness

38.


MitchellTheMensch

Return to Innocence.


calllery

Enigma balls


etherealsmog

I can’t place why I know this song.


Sad_Heart303

The whole decade of the 1990's most likely.


At_an_angle

For me it's the 1995 movie "Man of the House" starring Johnathan Taylor Thomas and Chevy Chase.


K_Furbs

I've been trying to remember the name of that movie for weeks, thank you


AvenueNick

Same here. “I had a squirrel named numb nuts.”


TandUndTinnef

Because of [commercials for compilations like this one?](https://youtu.be/AZJSjrox_2s)


etherealsmog

This is exactly where my brain was going, yes. Hahaha.


guebja

Aw, fuck. Now I have Orinoco Flow stuck in my head.


IEatLightBulbsSoWhat

that triggered an old memory of kiosks in Target probably ~1996 where you could listen to samples of compilation albums they had for sale on CD. but they were only new age compilations or relaxing sound albums. i feel like pure moods was on there. they looked like they were built to play only those particular song samples. not like in a record store where they'd rotate out whatever music is new


1000LivesBeforeIDie

I came to comment about these! We didn’t have Target in my area and I can’t remember which stores they were where I grew up, but if I could I’d run over and have a listen before my parents dragging me away


LiveJournal

yep I've saw that commercial probably thousands of times as a kid


Witness_me_Karsa

This commercial is so fucking burned into my brain that when I heard that song, in my head I heard "return to innocence" and then "sail away, sail away, sail away". I don't know if I've ever heard return to innocence outside of that commercial.


BrannC

I’m Native American. It gives Black Lodge Singers vibes


MithranArkanere

It's a traditional Taiwanese chant by Difang and Igay Duana. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oHGUr6HEow


80sCrackBBY

yup, gonna be stuck in my head for a week at least.


Darentei

I first heard this song in yogurt commercials as a child. The way I rediscovered it is quite interesting. I don't know how many countries do this, but in Denmark at around age 13, most kids have a religious confirmation, usually because it leads to a lot of money as gifts rather than their beliefs. I was no different. To prepare for this, some schooldays took place near the local church. We had the learn the prayer and prodecure and when to eat the biscuits and drink the wine, that kinda stuff. I guess we also had some theory or readings and stuff, I don't recall. What I do recall is being played the song Secret Ambition by Michael W. Smith which despite my lack of faith I also immediately loved. It was taped on VHS from some music channel. When the priest tried to play it (super nice dude btw), it wasn't rewound or something and it played something else. Return to Innocence by Enigma. So that was the name of the song. I'd never have known otherwise.


The_SovietOnion6

that was beautiful


No-Cryptographer1481

agreed


[deleted]

It truly is. Been doom scrolling and suddenly this and the JurAssic Park gif on r/memes are like balm for my soul Wait I just realized they both have ass. I may have just awoken something latent


pinklavalamp

[For the lazy](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/1458u47/welcome_to_jurassic_park/)


payne9989

The left one or the right one?


eghhge

Bolth


The_SovietOnion6

the guy


Tetris_fox

What guy?


payne9989

My thought exactly


leaf_biking

Yes.


Ciubowski

When you finally unlock the ZipLine in Death Stranding.


Aggressive_Bat_9781

Butts and people doing shit that’s nuts


keothi

Sometimes there's nuts but butts and people doing shit is more normal than not


Aggressive_Bat_9781

Goddamn that’s some sound logic


AsakuraAkio

dont ask me the color of anything


tbrand009

r/upvotebecausebutt


gillgar

r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG


Kedicevat

Did you notice, there is a sleeping guy on the zip line, in the background.


ECatPlay

That's the *Guys Being Dudes* part. They put something really weird on the zip-line every day around this time. Then they sit in the cafe behind you, and wait for Anna and Lavra to get distracted on their way home, and stop and stare at the zip-line.


[deleted]

just dudes being assholes? how does this video fit this sub??


Ant10102

Low key this zip lines everywhere would be a great way for people to get around


The_Force_Goat

Anyone know why the video gets interrupted by some random dude? Makes no sense for him to there


state_of_alaska

Not so... /r/secretlyanasspic


fantumn

Actually a dick move since the operator now has to do a rescue.


[deleted]

OMG that song brings back so many memories. Enigma: Return to Innocence


Matren2

90s compilation CD ads wre fuckin' litty as a titty.


Stretchholmes1972

Great pair


spacecat719

What's the song?


LiveJournal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk_sAHh9s08


C0lch0nero

They swapped sides!


Till_Bill

He’s got that AOT stance


SkateFossSL

That can't be good for ones back


therealjgreens

https://youtu.be/H7NLWQ2VKJM Was imperative I found that song


M0crt

Sorry, what should I be looking at?


sprazcrumbler

Dumb shit made to appeal to 13 year olds. Wow it's an ass.


hollowfirst

/r/UpvoteBecauseButt thank me later


cybergeek11235

I'll thank you now!


reditusername39479

I had the video muted but the song “dopamine high score“worked perfectly with it


Fletcher_Fallowfield

Goddamn, we just didn't have ass like this in my day.


Controller_Maniac

Isn’t this song from the Amis tribe in Taiwan?


CastIronMooseEsq

Enigma-Return to Innocence


Controller_Maniac

Yea, the german dude who stole the song from the native couple in Taiwan


monsterZERO

They made it a hot line, Enigma made it a hot song...


BadPitr

No it's Darude - Sandstorm


TangoDown2001

This song is from the ending of the critically acclaimed 1995 film "The man of the House" starring Chevy Chase, Farrah Fawcett, and Jonathan Taylor Thomas.


Ambitious_Sweet_6439

so, apparently there's a dude on a zipline in this video. I cannot find him.


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Competitive-Ad2006

Wow those two.......bags


Pacobing

What color was the bird guys?


Theodore_Butthole

r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG


Liminal_Space_Fan_

What color was the railing?


[deleted]

Those are perfect tho


lightninhopkins

They poop outta there.


[deleted]

What's the point of these whores with the fuckable asses in the video.... Oh wait, I get it.


RepetitiveMetronome

Can someone just loop the first 5 seconds of the video for science?