When we asked you to spend more time with the group... You ate as fast as possible and went right back to the Zipline...
"What do you think about your connection with [forgot her name]?"
"::Muffled:: good."
I am seriously trying to figure what the fuck the point of this was supposed to be. Like we supposed to focus on the ass? The dude hanging? The dude saving the hanging man??
The point of the ass was to get you to click the thumbnail, and the point of the dude hanging was to get you to be confused enough to post and drive engagement.
100% manufactured content. This is what it looks like. Better get used to it, once AI videos become feasible, every piece of content online will be like this.
They already exist. If you go through some of the naughtier subreddits you start realizing which are real women with AI faces. Which of course have their onlyfans link attached.
Oh geez, wow, man, that's horrible. If any more of these types of videos ever get posted please send me a link to them so that I can swiftly report them to the proper authority. Much appreciated
That's certainly what that word salad they dropped claimed
Too bad it's taken from Tik Tok where kids use "engagement calculators" to try and optimize their channel and get paid 20 cents more per week
Ain't nobody paid by this post
Reddit isn't that sophisticated it's just up arrow = good & down arrow = bad
Thank you so much for clarifying this. I was so confused. I thought he passed out on his way home from the grocery store via zipline and had to be rescued.
To answer the question, the bags he's holding (and probably the way he's just ragdolling his body, as well) created too much drag for him to properly reach the end of the zipline, so he had to be pulled the rest of the way.
take em away boys, we cracked the case of the mysterious hanged man and his drogue chutes
im sure the ladies will appreciate him being brought to justice
The only other explanation I could come up with is that he fainted during the zip lining...but that wouldn't explain why he was holding the bags still, or had them held out in that way to begin with.
I also run a ropes course, and all I was thinking is that if someone intentionally tried to do this and I had to go get them, I'd lose my everloving mind. That zip is LONG.
This is what I got from it as well. The secondary shot zip-lining beside him confirmed it. An asshole move tbh making someone have to crank his way out and back just so you to have some internet fame.
LMFAO....when I randomly mentioned to boomers that the pics from their Playboy Mag's were airbrushed... they didn't really appreciate it... but they kinda had it coming when they started whining about "why real women couldn't look as beautiful as the one's in mags?"
The only city where you can ride the metro over and over like it's an amusement park ride
Seriously when that blue line pops out over the river it's... chef's kiss
The video is from Trukhanov bridge, that goes to the central beach. And the trolley starts from Arch of Freedom of the Ukrainian People, near Independance square.
Lol bro we're watching a video of asses and a zip line during a war and no one finds that weird? And no one addresses it? We're just going to get mad at anyone that addresses it?
Yea I've been to China. Not everyone on Reddit lives in a basement
Do you think that the war is not destructive just because Kiev is currently no under siege or do you just not give a shit and want to stop helping your allies even though that would be far more destructive than what we currently have?
I played this song while taking my middle school aged daughter to school the other day. She’s like “ew”. That evening, caught her watching the video on repeat on YouTube and now she loves it.
that triggered an old memory of kiosks in Target probably ~1996 where you could listen to samples of compilation albums they had for sale on CD. but they were only new age compilations or relaxing sound albums. i feel like pure moods was on there.
they looked like they were built to play only those particular song samples. not like in a record store where they'd rotate out whatever music is new
I came to comment about these! We didn’t have Target in my area and I can’t remember which stores they were where I grew up, but if I could I’d run over and have a listen before my parents dragging me away
This commercial is so fucking burned into my brain that when I heard that song, in my head I heard "return to innocence" and then "sail away, sail away, sail away".
I don't know if I've ever heard return to innocence outside of that commercial.
I first heard this song in yogurt commercials as a child.
The way I rediscovered it is quite interesting. I don't know how many countries do this, but in Denmark at around age 13, most kids have a religious confirmation, usually because it leads to a lot of money as gifts rather than their beliefs. I was no different.
To prepare for this, some schooldays took place near the local church. We had the learn the prayer and prodecure and when to eat the biscuits and drink the wine, that kinda stuff. I guess we also had some theory or readings and stuff, I don't recall.
What I do recall is being played the song Secret Ambition by Michael W. Smith which despite my lack of faith I also immediately loved. It was taped on VHS from some music channel. When the priest tried to play it (super nice dude btw), it wasn't rewound or something and it played something else.
Return to Innocence by Enigma. So that was the name of the song. I'd never have known otherwise.
It truly is. Been doom scrolling and suddenly this and the JurAssic Park gif on r/memes are like balm for my soul
Wait I just realized they both have ass. I may have just awoken something latent
That's the *Guys Being Dudes* part. They put something really weird on the zip-line every day around this time. Then they sit in the cafe behind you, and wait for Anna and Lavra to get distracted on their way home, and stop and stare at the zip-line.
This song is from the ending of the critically acclaimed 1995 film "The man of the House" starring Chevy Chase, Farrah Fawcett, and Jonathan Taylor Thomas.
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Ronnie, I think you're just here for the Zipline
Whaaat?
I said shut up mike
When we asked you to spend more time with the group... You ate as fast as possible and went right back to the Zipline... "What do you think about your connection with [forgot her name]?" "::Muffled:: good."
And you’ve gotten in several fights with Mike from adventure 365, who runs the zipline.
He wrenches on the rope. He thinks its his!
## SHUT UP MIKE
He's too rough on the rope!
How you think your connection with Megan is?
Good
*chugs water*
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*returns to zipline imediately*
He’s just afraid of what’s waiting for him at home
What's waiting for him at home?
I don’t know
Is there actually something waiting for you at home?
I don’t know
That video legit had me crying. All the show motion shots of him zip lining and giving 0 fucks lol
It's because he just wrenches on it
He thinks it’s his
My teacher showed us this in class a few days back it was a hit
If I made the same wage as a teacher, I'd just be showing you guys Tik Toks as well.
I'm just trying to remember....
wtf is going on here?
I am seriously trying to figure what the fuck the point of this was supposed to be. Like we supposed to focus on the ass? The dude hanging? The dude saving the hanging man??
The point of the ass was to get you to click the thumbnail, and the point of the dude hanging was to get you to be confused enough to post and drive engagement.
I feel manipulated. Does me writing this comment contribute to them making money? This all feels dirty.
100% manufactured content. This is what it looks like. Better get used to it, once AI videos become feasible, every piece of content online will be like this.
Are we going to be directed to the Only Fans accounts of AI generated ladies in future?
[that already exists](https://www.patreon.com/thisporndoesnotexist)
Why!? 😭
Why must every human invention be utilized for sex stuff?! Next you'll tell me there's porn video games
About that...
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They already exist. If you go through some of the naughtier subreddits you start realizing which are real women with AI faces. Which of course have their onlyfans link attached.
Oh geez, wow, man, that's horrible. If any more of these types of videos ever get posted please send me a link to them so that I can swiftly report them to the proper authority. Much appreciated
Yes, but… butts.
That's certainly what that word salad they dropped claimed Too bad it's taken from Tik Tok where kids use "engagement calculators" to try and optimize their channel and get paid 20 cents more per week Ain't nobody paid by this post Reddit isn't that sophisticated it's just up arrow = good & down arrow = bad
Yeah, the internet sucks...
Why would anyone post something without understanding it?
Welcome to the internet
Have a look around
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
We got mountains of content, some better some worse
Is this drive engagement in the room with us now?
show us on this doll where the algorithm touched you.
Still a better plan than cutting out 3rd party apps
He's seeing if he can stall himself out on the Zipline with sufficient drag.
Bizarre
Thank you so much for clarifying this. I was so confused. I thought he passed out on his way home from the grocery store via zipline and had to be rescued.
The bags were to slow down but I think it’s the same idea of when you were a kid and held a grocery bag as a “parachute” jumping down the stairs .
Yes
What dude?
I was just here for the beautiful sunset.
The point is to think about the consequences of Late Stage Capitalism.
Ass
Cake
Galore
Yeah… he must workout.
Lloyd?
I read that as L-loyd👉👈
... is a lie.
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wow, wholesome horniness. that's a new one for me
Uh.. do you know what type/brand those were? Asking for a uh... pudgy friend..
"Scrunch" or scrunch booty/bum leggings is the generic term.
Ass
To answer the question, the bags he's holding (and probably the way he's just ragdolling his body, as well) created too much drag for him to properly reach the end of the zipline, so he had to be pulled the rest of the way.
And it was almost certainly deliberate
Definitely, especially since he just stays ragdolled as he's getting pulled in.
take em away boys, we cracked the case of the mysterious hanged man and his drogue chutes im sure the ladies will appreciate him being brought to justice
[This is the city...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nx5GwULPU90)
The only other explanation I could come up with is that he fainted during the zip lining...but that wouldn't explain why he was holding the bags still, or had them held out in that way to begin with.
I joined a federated network to support an open and free net. You want to follow?
That actually makes a lot of sense
I also run a ropes course, and all I was thinking is that if someone intentionally tried to do this and I had to go get them, I'd lose my everloving mind. That zip is LONG.
Thirstposting
I'm guessing the dude used the bags to slow himself down enough to get stuck halfway down the Zipline, and someone had to get him.
This is what I got from it as well. The secondary shot zip-lining beside him confirmed it. An asshole move tbh making someone have to crank his way out and back just so you to have some internet fame.
it's a prank bro! Ass for interest, idiot idioting, and worker frantically trying to help someone he thinks is injured.
We are the Dudes in this post. Us.
Aaawaaayyyyoooooowwwaaaaawwwaaayy
Are those women photoshopped in? They don’t budge. Edit Nvm I had the video paused.
As most did.
Don't need to pause if the Internet connection sucks.
You guys realize you're jerking to leggings that are fake booties right?
You're saying that like we haven't all been jerking to airbrushed porn for the past 50 years.
LMFAO....when I randomly mentioned to boomers that the pics from their Playboy Mag's were airbrushed... they didn't really appreciate it... but they kinda had it coming when they started whining about "why real women couldn't look as beautiful as the one's in mags?"
I thought they meant anime stuff with the whole “airbrush” whoops
Don't ruin this for me bro
I need this bro
Speak for yourself.
Amen to that
Where is that?
Ukraine
My sweet home, Kyiv
The only city where you can ride the metro over and over like it's an amusement park ride Seriously when that blue line pops out over the river it's... chef's kiss
Yeah, I love my hometown very much. It has it's flaws but nevertheless it's awesome. Thanks for the kind words.
I really hope I get to visit one day, Kyiv and the rest of Ukraine look really beautiful.
Welcome, mate. I hope you'll enjoy it.
Where? I want to go
The video is from Trukhanov bridge, that goes to the central beach. And the trolley starts from Arch of Freedom of the Ukrainian People, near Independance square.
дуже дякую
Бажаю чудово провести час
Kyiv
Where in Kyiv?
Where his home is
Volgograd Bridge
Слава Україні! 🇺🇦 Скорішої нам перемоги
Is that how they take their groceries home?
You can't tell from the huge destructive war that we need to supply?
Bruh you post in r/China lmao
Lol bro we're watching a video of asses and a zip line during a war and no one finds that weird? And no one addresses it? We're just going to get mad at anyone that addresses it? Yea I've been to China. Not everyone on Reddit lives in a basement
Do you think that the war is not destructive just because Kiev is currently no under siege or do you just not give a shit and want to stop helping your allies even though that would be far more destructive than what we currently have?
Some people, lol
What shitty camera man. Gets distracted and completely changes the direction of the camera.
Ikr he needs to get his *eyes* on the *prize*
/r/upvotebecausebutt
🎧enigma🎧
I played this song while taking my middle school aged daughter to school the other day. She’s like “ew”. That evening, caught her watching the video on repeat on YouTube and now she loves it.
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38.
Return to Innocence.
Enigma balls
I can’t place why I know this song.
The whole decade of the 1990's most likely.
For me it's the 1995 movie "Man of the House" starring Johnathan Taylor Thomas and Chevy Chase.
I've been trying to remember the name of that movie for weeks, thank you
Same here. “I had a squirrel named numb nuts.”
Because of [commercials for compilations like this one?](https://youtu.be/AZJSjrox_2s)
This is exactly where my brain was going, yes. Hahaha.
Aw, fuck. Now I have Orinoco Flow stuck in my head.
that triggered an old memory of kiosks in Target probably ~1996 where you could listen to samples of compilation albums they had for sale on CD. but they were only new age compilations or relaxing sound albums. i feel like pure moods was on there. they looked like they were built to play only those particular song samples. not like in a record store where they'd rotate out whatever music is new
I came to comment about these! We didn’t have Target in my area and I can’t remember which stores they were where I grew up, but if I could I’d run over and have a listen before my parents dragging me away
yep I've saw that commercial probably thousands of times as a kid
This commercial is so fucking burned into my brain that when I heard that song, in my head I heard "return to innocence" and then "sail away, sail away, sail away". I don't know if I've ever heard return to innocence outside of that commercial.
I’m Native American. It gives Black Lodge Singers vibes
It's a traditional Taiwanese chant by Difang and Igay Duana. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oHGUr6HEow
yup, gonna be stuck in my head for a week at least.
I first heard this song in yogurt commercials as a child. The way I rediscovered it is quite interesting. I don't know how many countries do this, but in Denmark at around age 13, most kids have a religious confirmation, usually because it leads to a lot of money as gifts rather than their beliefs. I was no different. To prepare for this, some schooldays took place near the local church. We had the learn the prayer and prodecure and when to eat the biscuits and drink the wine, that kinda stuff. I guess we also had some theory or readings and stuff, I don't recall. What I do recall is being played the song Secret Ambition by Michael W. Smith which despite my lack of faith I also immediately loved. It was taped on VHS from some music channel. When the priest tried to play it (super nice dude btw), it wasn't rewound or something and it played something else. Return to Innocence by Enigma. So that was the name of the song. I'd never have known otherwise.
that was beautiful
agreed
It truly is. Been doom scrolling and suddenly this and the JurAssic Park gif on r/memes are like balm for my soul Wait I just realized they both have ass. I may have just awoken something latent
[For the lazy](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/1458u47/welcome_to_jurassic_park/)
The left one or the right one?
Bolth
the guy
What guy?
My thought exactly
Yes.
When you finally unlock the ZipLine in Death Stranding.
Butts and people doing shit that’s nuts
Sometimes there's nuts but butts and people doing shit is more normal than not
Goddamn that’s some sound logic
dont ask me the color of anything
r/upvotebecausebutt
r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG
Did you notice, there is a sleeping guy on the zip line, in the background.
That's the *Guys Being Dudes* part. They put something really weird on the zip-line every day around this time. Then they sit in the cafe behind you, and wait for Anna and Lavra to get distracted on their way home, and stop and stare at the zip-line.
just dudes being assholes? how does this video fit this sub??
Low key this zip lines everywhere would be a great way for people to get around
Anyone know why the video gets interrupted by some random dude? Makes no sense for him to there
Not so... /r/secretlyanasspic
Actually a dick move since the operator now has to do a rescue.
OMG that song brings back so many memories. Enigma: Return to Innocence
90s compilation CD ads wre fuckin' litty as a titty.
Great pair
What's the song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk_sAHh9s08
They swapped sides!
He’s got that AOT stance
That can't be good for ones back
https://youtu.be/H7NLWQ2VKJM Was imperative I found that song
Sorry, what should I be looking at?
Dumb shit made to appeal to 13 year olds. Wow it's an ass.
/r/UpvoteBecauseButt thank me later
I'll thank you now!
I had the video muted but the song “dopamine high score“worked perfectly with it
Goddamn, we just didn't have ass like this in my day.
Isn’t this song from the Amis tribe in Taiwan?
Enigma-Return to Innocence
Yea, the german dude who stole the song from the native couple in Taiwan
They made it a hot line, Enigma made it a hot song...
No it's Darude - Sandstorm
This song is from the ending of the critically acclaimed 1995 film "The man of the House" starring Chevy Chase, Farrah Fawcett, and Jonathan Taylor Thomas.
so, apparently there's a dude on a zipline in this video. I cannot find him.
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Wow those two.......bags
What color was the bird guys?
r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG
What color was the railing?
Those are perfect tho
They poop outta there.
What's the point of these whores with the fuckable asses in the video.... Oh wait, I get it.
Can someone just loop the first 5 seconds of the video for science?