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TwistedKestrel

I'm sorry if anybody is getting reamed out for this. But this picture needs to be printed, framed, and hung up in the building. It's too good


RagTopDown

This absolutely needs to be framed, with too and bottom black boarders and some inspirational quote in white text underneath


BanditSixActual

"It may be that the purpose of your life is to serve as a warning to others."


JohnYCanuckEsq

"When life opens doors, make your own windows"


Xibby

[Oh Yeah!](https://ucarecdn.com/6502561f-1896-4b09-b313-051c96da88b5/)


samc_5898

Wait a second....


LongAd4410

Oddly appropriate


mjsillligitimateson

I'm sick af at the moment and you have me rolling !


hawaii_dude

I had completely forgotten about demotivational posters.


jman177669

“For every winner, there are dozens of losers. Odds are you are one of them.”


AnybodyMassive1610

“Every cloud has a silver lining and lightning kills hundreds of people each year who are trying to find it.”


[deleted]

"Always maintain situational awareness."


Odd_Activity_8380

Be all you can be in the ARMY


SpeculativeFacts

I like the older "Choice, not chance" slogan better for this picture.


MathyChem

Here you go! [https://imgur.com/a/PXTq6zD](https://imgur.com/a/PXTq6zD)


Casexcasey

It's beautiful, I could totally see this hanging on the wall in a high school science class


Faustias

top: Just Rolled Into the Shop bottom: Also Stabbed It. Damn.


DeathAngel_97

Oh I know at least a few people will be getting reamed out for this one


achillesdaddy

But do you know the best part of being in the military? That is literally the extent of their punishment. You don’t get fired. You just grab chow and laugh your ass off about it with everyone. Man I miss it so much.


Mufbulldagger

Is it really like that? Like most of us are liable to make a mistake once or twice but I don't think it's fireable unless someone gets hurt.


Bearfoxman

Nah, ground guide is facing a court martial for this for sure with today's military. Driver will probably be NJP'd even though regulations *specifically* state the ground guide takes first blame, vehicle commander takes second. Vehicle commander, being either a staff NCO or junior officer, will skate completely because it's too much work to hold them accountable since they're actually entitled competent legal representation unlike lower enlisted.


OcotilloWells

Unless there wasn't a ground guide. Which seems possible.


Bearfoxman

Then the driver's DEFINITELY facing a court martial and the vehicle commander that allowed it to move in the motorpool without one isn't skating. A staff NCO TC is probably facing a court martial as well and an officer would be getting a career-ending GOMOR. And the platoon sergeant is most likely being relieved for cause. Nobody's getting out of this just doing pushups.


fogdukker

Right over the hole, obviously


Large_Yams

If this is recent then it's already been emailed to everyone and printed out.


MaxMadisonVi

Wow. No damages to the wiring. Impressive surgical precision.


identifytarget

Sorry this has to be fake. The turret wouldn't punch through at that angle because the tank is moving straight forward it would punch a larger hole as the sloped barrel entered more and more wall. This looks like someone took a toothpick and poked it through the wall at and off angle.


Late-Eye-6936

Maybe it forced the barrel up?


TwistedKestrel

I definitely have no firsthand experience with any kind of armor, but I believe the guns are generally counterbalanced to reduce the amount of effort it takes to elevate & depress the barrel (whether the elevation is power assisted or not). So I think it wouldn't be too hard for the wall to push the barrel upwards


Large_Yams

Don't just blindly call things fake because at first glance it doesn't make sense. Take a few more steps to think about it. If the turret punched through at a lower angle and it continued forward, it could have raised the front of the tank as it wedges it upwards. It would take a lot of force but depending on the construction of the building it may be taking the weight of the front of it.


Advanced_Parsnip

Missed it by that much.


mysticgreg

Would you believe...


PracticalAndContent

Yes, I read that in Maxwell Smart’s voice (Don Adams).


RBeck

Missed the electrical by inches. Somehow that panel looks pricy.


Advanced_Parsnip

That's what my comment is about.


HFolb23

Pretty impressive aim really, stuck it perfectly between the conduit and parallel wall. Little corrective physical training and some plaster and all will be well


Furyofthe1st

That looks like a cinderblock wall >.<


[deleted]

It looks that way because it is that way.


aquaknox

https://tenor.com/view/nature-aspen-tree-neature-gif-5395791


trelium06

“Wrong hole!” -she said


fogdukker

When you make your own hole...yeah.


WhatzitTooya2

In for a brake job I guess.


x31b

Just pads. Don’t give me that crap about a new set of rotors.


CySnark

"I'm respecting your privacy by knocking, but asserting my authority as your father by coming in anyway."


Entire-Database1679

Over-engineered stud finder


drdreadz0

It's honestly about time tho, sick of false readings.


RedRattlen

Snap on guy wants his money.


Loan-Pickle

Oy, can’t park there mate!


[deleted]

Somehow missed the electrical line and ... not sure if that is roof drain or a water line... but yeah, that's a sharpshooter there.


XYooper906

He came barreling in too fast to stop.


FrwdIn4Lo

Tanks for that joke.


drumsripdrummer

Your jokes bombed


XYooper906

I think it was on track.


FrwdIn4Lo

This has been as much fun as a barrel of monkeys.


bagofwisdom

Gonna have to paint the Kool-aid man on that SPG now with "OH YEAH!"


7of69

Gonna be a new E-IOU-1 in the squad.


Grimmisgod123

What in the PVKV2


Zelio_Zeph_Sorcery

I think that’s an AuF1


Comfortable_Owl_5590

GPS lost signal 50ft before destination on left


texan01

Of course they parked it blocking the bay…


Haunting_Ad_6021

Upsell marker lights?


realheavymetalduck

This would be a perfect ad for farmers insurance. "We know a thing or two , because they've seen a thing or two.


rskuat

Ah...the French


ThenRefrigerator1084

Good penetration.


deathbyswampass

Oh man. Someone is going to have to clean the main cannon then test fire it and hope to god it holds together. Yikes.


elbigmac

What in the WhistlinDiesel is this?


CookieMonsterOnsie

Points off for every single person involved that saw this go down and did not say, "Like a glove!" That's like looking at a freshly well-secured load held down with ratchet straps and not slapping it a couple times and saying it's not going anywhere.


agarwaen117

And then he popped the hatch and said, “ fuck AuF”


Kevlaars

Customer: "Hi! I have an appointment for brake service today. 3pm" Front desk: "Under what name?" Customer: "Pansarvärnskanonvagn" Front desk: "I'm afraid I cannot find your appointment in the system." Customer "Oh No!" Desk guy "Oh NO!" Tank with no brakes "OOOOOOH YEAH!!!!" (I know the name is wrong, I just chose one of the long one for fun, happy to be corrected)


Over_the_line_

Someone’s in trouble!


dustmotemagic

Coulda been worse


Icy-Bumblebee-2772

Sgm is going to rip some nuts. Pray it was a green ground guide .


Capt_Vandal

If you can't find the hole, make a new one...


Royatkins

Just back it up and try again. Nobody needs to be informed.


bonerJR

This is definitely one of the all time posts on this sub


bodhiseppuku

**What the Fuck are you DOOOOOOING private Ramrod???**


No-Suspect-425

Probably the same guy putting the forks thru every pallet


Moist97

Nice Kool Aid man impression


ItsVishuss

Oh man that tube is fucked. That’s going to need to be replaced and reseated.


achillesdaddy

He only missed the door by a little bit. I don’t know what the big to do is all about.


Snazzy21

They forgot the gun was there judging how they didn't just hit the wall, they pushed most of the barrel through it


SoloPedal

The pope tank was blessing the building to make it wholly. 🤓


Charlie_Sheen_1965

Did yall mean to do that


[deleted]

These bastards


youpple3

(Sh)It happens. 🤷


Important-Outcome-74

Probably how my wife feels... 🤣


drdreadz0

Imagine if the building was moving and ran into what it couldn't see?


Proof_Competition_61

Is it in yet?


Eat_Your_Paisley

Fatty in uniform and accident why am I not surprised


jim2882

Did my wife park that?


Aircraftman2022

Where is my spotter? He was here a minute ago !


arent_we_sarcastic

(Voice of Don Adams) "missed it by that much..."


pileotacos13

What in the WhistlinDiesel am I looking at??


SmuckatelliCupcakeNE

Should have put a red plastic flag on it to be visible.


A_Gang

just the tip


woodbridge_front

Something tells me this wasnt on purpose


Reasonable-Emu-6993

missed it by that much


gravityfrog

inthrough the shop


BrassBass

When you watch The Naked Gun on your phone instead of drive the gun.


EL-GRINGO4L

Some one's tank license got revoked


Safetosay333

The door isn't lifted all the way


kayl_the_red

Welll.... the *wall* repair should be simple... at least....


Vectrex452

Brute force, Chernov! Brute force!


wittylotus828

Source engine issues


Savings_Street1816

r/substakenliterally


ttyp00

Dude just /r/barreledintotheshop, didn't he?


MrBeachChicken

Looks like a tank with a very awkward boner....


Causaldude555

Killdozer grandfather


anton1331

Just the tip


Local_Curve_3911

Okay, we need to generate this exact situation..but send one into battery and press the button.


Competitive-Car-9617

Jewis tank? You know the joke i mean


Njon32

Can someone identify this tank/mobile artillery?


lieconamee

French AuF1


Njon32

Thanks, I didn't recognize it because I don't know much about European armor.


lieconamee

You're welcome.


srschwenzjr

Well you don’t see that everyday!


maliron

Floor mat must have gotten stuck.


djseifer

##**PYLE!**


eldergeekprime

Redleg knife hand.


CapTexAmerica

Someone’s parking lot is going to be sparkling clean. Mopped, waxed, and buffed!


unclenightmare

I love how far they made it


DifficultAd3885

I hope the driver popped his head out and said “we’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty”


Insertsociallife

Why do you have a large baguette howitzer in the first place?


cletusthearistocrat

Hey, at least the overhead door still works.


Patcheswank

How-are-ya-sir!


Savings-Extent-1378

So honest question here because I’ve never been up close or operated this type of equipment. Would the driver feel anything when the barrel hit the wall? I can see it’s cinderblock but I’ve put a sledge through cinder block.


JustWantToJump

This looks like Fort Sill, and sums up the experience there too


ImPeeinAndEuropean

Goddamn virgins.


area_tribune

Yo Mama's so fat, when she rolls into the shop, she rolls INTO the shop


Oldmech80

BOHICA


OurWorldAwaits

Just rolled into the shop


Hi_Trans_Im_Dad

Yes, we too are familiar with the sub name.


OurWorldAwaits

Just


SprayWeird8735

Them doors are expensive


Zarrex

what the fuck lol, is this OC? OP has posted it twice and never replied to any comments on it, but it's an insane picture if it is


gilligani

Not OC. I found it on Imgur.


SniffleBot

I didn’t know BMW made tanks …


Activision19

It’s a French AMX-30 made by Nexter.


lieconamee

The chassis is, it is an AuF1


SniffleBot

That was meant as a commentary on the *driving* ...


flapperfapper

Maybe fake? If the gun was elevated when it punched thru the wall it would have made a slot, not a hole.


TwistedKestrel

I think the barrel was forcefully elevated while proceeding through the hole


flapperfapper

Oh yeah that makes sense.


CobrasFumanches

Good catch!


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