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barleyhogg1

Strange container arrives with what appears to be poop. I must wash my hands with it immediately.


tyanu_khah

r/shitfromabutt


peteizbored

I absolutely just had to subscribe to that. Hilarious.


fapsandnaps

Try it's culinary sister sub, r/poopfromabutt


1st500

Some of those posts make me wonder what the hell they’ve been eating to relate it to the deuce. 😆


barleyhogg1

I refuse to click that. Fool me once....


PhilipOnTacos299

It’s (unfortunately for some people) not actually shit. Trust me bro


barleyhogg1

OK, you enticed me. I've had to douse my eyes with bleach and holy water in the past for not showing caution with links.


Simplewafflea

Haha nice try, I want to be able to sleep tonight.


blakk_russian

Wtf 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


onthefrontlinegaming

I needed a new subreddit, and this will suffice


Ambitious-Entrance-1

Looks like there may have been an unhappy customer


gayredditmods

I’m just wondering if it tastes anything like crayons?


USMC1977BFH

I can confirm that nothing is as delicious as crayons.


stainedhands

Username checks out. This man is an expert on crayon eating!


USMC1977BFH

Damn skippy


Evening-Fold-7917

I came here to say that!


ItsNotBigBrainTime

1: Print out the letter. 2: Poo in a tubberware. 3: Deliver to your local mechanic. 4: ?????? 5: Profit.


barleyhogg1

You need to add underwear in that formula to get to profit.


smoonerisp

I mean, who cares what it looks like if it does what it is supposed to do. Try it with some heavily soiled gloves on. Make sure it isn’t poop.


Lower_Potential_173

This is a good idea


onesoundman

I now want to send my enemies poop labeled as all natural hand cleaner to make the world right again


Dan_H1281

Their is an entire website designed around this premise. They will send about 25-30 different kinds of poop to peoples houses for you anonymously


SpillNyeDaCleanupGuy

https://www.poopsenders.com? I've seen their ad on Facebook marketplace. That's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard of. — ^and ^I ^can ^think ^of ^a ^few ^nasty ^politicians ^who ^would ^love ^a ^baggie ^of ^shit ^in ^their ^mail


Bdaawg977

I know a certain prime minister I'd love to mail a few baggies as "thanks" for his bs carbon tax


taz_78

[https://www.reddit.com/r/askdentists/comments/umc2ek/wondering\_if\_anyone\_can\_vouch\_for\_cocorange\_brite/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/askdentists/comments/umc2ek/wondering_if_anyone_can_vouch_for_cocorange_brite/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) It seems the exact same product is a toothpaste/whitener? Getting snake oil vibes. I'd see if it would clean a tool or something.


FoldyHole

Their website sells a bunch of stuff that seems snakeoily. > All-Natural Cocorange Brite Creating products like this runs in my family starting with my grand mother who was a herbalist in Jamaica, West Indies, and my aunt who was the village medicine person. When any illness over took anyone in the village they would find their way to my aunt's door. All-Natural Cocorange Brite even gets its color and the paste like constituency from the orange peel . https://www.cocorangebrite.com No thanks.


IRideZs

Apparently you can just freely comment on the website Edit: lmao big mistake on their part


Stayhigh420--

Jesus and they are openly posting it on the home page. Reddit you people are savages.


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AloeSnazzy

If you can find a better bunghole bleach that won’t attract feral cats, I say buy it!! 😄


bobdoletraplord

THAT WAS YOU!


xTyronex48

It was fully genuine lol, wasn't tryna start a hate train


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32carsandcounting

Yall… the reviews are open too, and it doesn’t have to be a real email… I put [email protected] and it posted


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32carsandcounting

I honestly just put marketing advice on there as a review hoping they’ll see it- only give samples to people who want them and believe it may work, and try doing it at a market or something, not by dropping it off to random people you don’t know. That’s how this shit started in the first place…


lazarinewyvren

Someone posted the entire LOTR script. So it would appear there's no character limit Edit: ITS NOT THE SCRIPT ITS THE BOOK OMFG


Fit_Equivalent3610

Some of you guys are real fucking classy. Really couldn't think of a better insult for a product that looks like actual human shit than just throwing racial slurs? Fucking 12 year olds I swear


solreaper

Web site creation 101. 1. Do not allow people to comment or leave reviews on your website for a product 2. If you do then hire the appropriate amount of community managers to filter messages and use spam filters automagically


k6lui

And add a char limit


RonBurgundy449

Lord of the rings script had me dead lmao


Maker0fPain1

Somebody commented the entire script of Shrek, so it's not all bad.


Stayhigh420--

Yea there's a few low blows there. They made it so easy and yet thats where they went.


bobdoletraplord

Doing our part for the community 🫡


FoldyHole

👎 lol.


xTyronex48

Damn now I feel bad for posting it.


Stayhigh420--

Your innocent post becomes their worst nightmare. People suck, nothing we can do about that.


MistaRekt

Do not feel bad. Mike derucki is a savage. "If u can find a better bunghole bleach that won't attract feral cats I'd say buy it!"


Plebius-Maximus

It'd be fine if it was people trolling the product. But no, redditors can't fucking help themselves and instead spam racial slurs and lynching references


denM_chickN

Woof


Dookiet

Every now and then I miss the old internet, and then something like this happens and it warms my cold dark Fedora tipping heart.


Impressive_Change593

you don't even need a real email. [email protected] my beloved


ctr72ms

Someone better than me at the internet needs to archive the comments before they figure this out and take them down.


Wallaby_Thick

https://imgur.com/a/psOPrQP


Your_Spirit_Animals

Damn, someone straight up called this dude the n word on his comments section. This is fucked up, I feel bad for this guy. He was just trying to get people to try his product…


thinklesster

Lmao, Ted Cruz just posted a script from Shrek


Elitepikachu

Lmfao, dude dropped off his product at the wrong shop


Qlanger

You can even put links into the replays. :) 'Identity Theft Is Not a Joke, Jim!'


anononymous_4

The fact someone commented the entirety of the fellowship of the ring(i think, didn't scroll all the way down) is killing me right now🤣


Classic-Interview-82

As an aside because I was reading about this yesterday and your comment seems like serendipity, I find the history of snake oil to be interesting. Snake oil was a valid treatment but NOT American snake oil: In the 1800s, many Chinese immigrants arrived in the United States, bringing with them traditional Chinese medicine practices. In traditional Chinese medicine, snake oil was used to relieve pain and inflammation and treat arthritis and bursitis. This is due to the high Omega-3 fatty acid content of Chinese water snakes, which, when used appropriately, can work as an anti-inflammatory. Unfortunately, Chinese water snakes generally live in China. So, when supply dwindled from what was brought across the Pacific Ocean to the American West, people would turn to the next best option available: rattlesnakes.


Hi_Trans_Im_Dad

Who are quite lean and don't have much fat from which to produce oil.


Classic-Interview-82

Yup! Left out that part. Thanks for adding it via reply.


handsy_octopus

You sound like a snake oil salesman!


Darkknight1874

Clicked link expecting to also find out it was an MLM, leaving disappointed.


Poundamonium

RIP to their comments section


tttjw

Orange oil is a highly effective degreaser & solvent. I used to use it in spray form to clean mountain bike chains. It smells great, too. Is there a significant amount of orange oil in the hand cleanser? Is the hand cleanser effective for grease & oils? These are the questions I would be asking.


ggtheg

THE COMMENTS LMFAOOO


FoldyHole

lol, there was only one comment on the website when I posted the link.


SomePeopleCall

I have to believe it is pronounced "cock-orange" based on the amount of garbage coming from that brand.


Dipsy30

Haven't seen this before. Looks like real 💩


xTyronex48

Nah fr, almost thought it was a prank


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Stayhigh420--

Those poor people have no idea what their homepage is broadcasting. People of reddit you are savage.


its_just_flesh

Yeah it does! I would have tossed it out without opening it


Dipsy30

The product may be effective but they really need to work on the "curb appeal"


its_just_flesh

Looks like a dog left it by the curb


PegLegCentipede

Asking the important questions, Is it coco-range... or coc-orange?


jay135

The random capitalization like, "granny Smith apple" is pretty great, too.


red_rocket_boy

As u/SomePeopleCall commented earlier, I'm convinced it's cock-orange.


BoardButcherer

Just try it. Some of the best hand cleaner I've ever used was some off brand shit that had walnut shells in it. Scrubbed like a champ.


xTyronex48

Sure but if my hands fall off, you're taking over the cars at my shop.


BoardButcherer

Finish the audi first.


xTyronex48

I gotchu. You'll finish the Camry Timing, KIA Abs Module, Mercedes Suspension Compressor, C300 Timing, and the crown vic engine swap then. I'll finish this Audi Water Pump.


stroke_outside

Crown Vic is worth an engine swap? What’s its story?


xTyronex48

He bought it from an auction for 850 bought it to me for a diag. It has serious rod knock. He has another crown vic with a bad body but better engine, so swapping it to the auction car


frenchfortomato

Some of them are only 13 years old, the higher-trim versions still regularly go for north of $8k


96ToyotaCamry

This made me laugh so hard. Does anyone actually *enjoy* working on German cars?


xTyronex48

I do. I'm Mercedes Certified. The only German car I hate working on is audis/Vw. Bmw and mercedes actually aren't that different from most cars but have a much higher profit margin. I'm popular in my city for being one of the only shops to touch a benz or bmw or audi


John_the_Piper

When I had a Mini, I took it to a German specialty mechanic because *I don't want to work on a German car* He said he didnt like working on German cars, but he liked working on cars owned by people willing to throw money at him to fix them instead of haggling over "my brake pads only exist in theory but do I really need new ones?"


FinancialOven1966

no… but I can’t say fuck this mother fucken rat ass piece of shit in German so…


jeepsaintchaos

I genuinely enjoy working on everything except the fuel injection on my '87 260e.


pangolin-fucker

I use dirt or sand at home with the garden hose Sometimes if I can't be fucked I'll squirt some petrol and smell like it for hours after


BoardButcherer

This is why your eyes have been gradually drawing together and pinching the bridge of your nose into a razors edge over the years. Nice work with the z btw.


pangolin-fucker

>This is why your eyes have been gradually drawing together and pinching the bridge of your nose into a razors edge over the years. Wut and thanks the z33 could use little Easter holiday street drift¯⁠\⁠_⁠ʘ⁠‿⁠ʘ⁠_⁠/⁠¯


ThroneTrader

I got some random tub of hand cleaner for free from Autozone when I bought some shop towels. Was a decent sized tub too. Shits magic at removing grease from my hands and it smells great and seems to moisturize well too.


soullesrome2

That walnut soap is the best!


Urban_Explorer25

This... We have Marka sensi/ecoultra at my workplace (we weld paint grind and everything between all day) There are wallnut shells in there and it works better than thoose sand soaps that dry out the hands.


NDEmby11

No way. Our shop in Philly got one too


xTyronex48

Anybody hands fall off yet? What's the verdict?


NDEmby11

It’s just like a sudsy walnut soap. No allergic reaction yet. I thought a coworker brought it in and didn’t realize it was stranger danger lol. I think it’s fine (so far) but I’m not going to buy it ever.


xTyronex48

Does it work equal to or better then fast orange as far as removing dirt off hands?


NDEmby11

I do like the feel better than orange but it cleans about the same. I usually go for the thicker soaps like the gift soap but from a trusted supplier.


I-LOVE-TURTLES666

It’s probably a pyramid scheme lol


well3rdaccounthere

Or shit in a tub. Either way, op should definitely taste it.


Remote_Foundation_32

Tell the people at "cocorange brite" they should go with orange instead of brown so it looks less like a soft serve shit full of grit.


Witchunt666

What’s the need to state they are a black owned company? All I want to know is if the product is good or not. Edit: it looks like a homemade version of “Nut Scrub” a walnut shell based hand cleanser that we use at my shop


bschmidt25

Nut Scrub, huh? Oddly specific.


Witchunt666

Don’t use on your nuts, it’s very coarse…


Historical_Gur_3054

Deez Nuts?


Dipsy30

Per a "customer" on the website- "My balls smell like salmon and my cats keep trying to lick them and eat them. Sent help quick"


DJDemyan

It's 2024 and everyone has to virtue signal by choosing businesses because they're minority run/owned. I'm all for shaking up the status quo, but I think race and politics shouldn't be part of your pitch...


riinkratt

It’s not necessarily just “virtue signaling”, it’s based off investing - because businesses want investment money from “The Big 3” (BlackRock, State Street, Vanguard) Those Big 3 have a very firm stance on DEI and rate your investment potential as a business by your ESG Score (Environmental, Social, Governance) - so they basically tell businesses: “we’re not going to pump your business with our fat stash of money unless you conform to our values of minority/women-owned business, LGBTQ, green energy, blah blah whatever”. “Fink admitted BlackRock would use DEI tactics to “force behaviors” of corporations on “gender or race,” including via management compensation.” So in order for businesses to get high ESG Scores, which nets them bigger investment money from the Big 3, they have to hit those marks of what they want in terms of DEI. You don’t have X amount of black/women/gay/trans/etc employees? No money for you. It’s all about money - companies don’t *actually* give a shit about social issues/minority/women-owned/small business/etc, they just do it to get higher scores so they can get more money and pay themselves higher salaries and bonuses. https://newtolerance.org/the-big-3-esg-deis-puppet-masters/


DJDemyan

Thank you for educating me-- That being said, all of that sounds like virtue signaling with extra steps. It's just investors protecting themselves from cancel culture by making sure they stack the odds for them. "We can't be racist, look how many ethnicities work for us!" "Gender discrimination? But we have XYZ number of women in senior leadership!" When equality and diversity is a KPI, we've missed the point entirely


arc_fatigue

Some organizations are even legally bound to prefer using minority/women-owned businesses


DontMakeMeCount

I get emails all the time for products and services that might be great, but I stop reading if I know their race, gender, religion, military service record and/or political views before I know what they’re selling. My procurement group loves it though, because they need to identify qualified sellers.


13dot1then420

You see this all the time - Christian owned, veteran owned


Khill23

So I know for a fact at least in construction if youre state side you get a ton of grants for being minority or women owned or something like that and get actual advantages on certain contracts federally at least.


Ruepic

Because consumers will pity purchase. People capitalize off all kind of things, this is just another thing to capitalize off.


vonkluver

In the 80s we had a peddler with dry Borax and ground up pine tree drop stuff off at the parts store. It smelled like someone sprayed lemon fresh Pledge on grandmas Christmas Tree. Worked pretty good. Guy ghosted us and we held his profit for a decade. Weird


Lupine_Ranger

Comments on their website was a mistake they should've seen coming, tbh


Dipsy30

"If u can find a better bunghole bleach that won't attract feral cats I'd say buy it!" Unreal


phallic_cephalid

looks like all natural GoJo? their sample packaging/presentation needs some work tho lol


Sonnysdad

Meh what could it hurt, my dad showed me to use a small handful of dirt as a hand scrubber when no soap was near to wash dirty/greasy hands works like a charm and I still do it at times.


Shywifealways

From the "About Us" section of their website: All-Natural Cocorange Brite even gets its color and the paste like constituency from the orange peel Constituency?????? They even have voters????????


90Carat

My wife makes soaps from scratch. Think along the lines of Fight Club, I have pounds of lye in my garage. She found a recipe online for natural mechanic soap. Orange oils, walnut shells, etc. works extremely well. You should be able to smell if it is shit or orange hand soap. Either way, fucking weird for it to show up like this.


tttjw

Unless someone was trying to start a business & promote their products. Why so much hate?


66veedub

What, no spoon?!


Prior-Ad-7329

You a black mechanic, we a black owned company, you will fall for this and buy our black ass product.


PatrickGSR94

As opposed to other colors of ass products. Gotta have the right color for your ass products.


socalquestioner

r/poopfromabutt


uglyugly1

I might have to try some, actually. I like the idea of natural ingredients vs all the toxic shit that's probably in the stuff we're using currently.


greenneckxj

Hands couldn't get much worse might as well give it a shot


J0EP00LE

I will say at my one job we briefly got a product called walnut blast or something like that and it was full of walnut shell, the stuff was awesome at removing grease even anti-seize compound which is a nightmare. Unfortunately they got rid of it like 3 months later cause some non-mechanics complain about nut allergies…we still had the regular non-grit soap…just don't use or at least don't eat it..right, but thats not an option for some reason.


exekutive

does it work?


moving0target

Forbidden applesauce.


Monkey_in_a_Tophat

That's dookie..


bananadogeh

That's black soap, but still, I'd be cautious about touching random substances lol


PorkTORNADO

Homemade chocolate flavored GoJo....


Tankbot001

(A black owned company)


pennamewilly

Never heard of it before but it looks like the ROGO hand cleaner I use, I think its walnut shells and soap.


pennamewilly

I had a salesman come in and do it in person though, the sales pitch, installed the dispenser and everything. Stuff works really well.


CoffeeFox

I just dump borax on my hands right out of the damned box.


Difficult_Advice_720

Can confirm, works as well as those fancy shop hand cleaners.


particle409

The name is bugging me. How is it pronounced? Cocoa-orange? Cocoa-range? Also, "Brite" makes me think of those 90's snacks that said "lite" in an attempt to appear healthy.


Meddlingmonster

I mean there's soap and aggregate so it will work to some degree but there's also a lot of bullshit


Il_Metamorfoso

I think they meant Caca orange


TheLeaningLeviathan

(a black owned company)


mikey3308

Wonder if it’s possible to market a product without pushing race behind it? 🤔


w1lnx

There’s no contact information on the letter, suggesting it originated with someone who is either clueless (professionalism and brand-recognition are important) or whomever provided it doesn’t want to be contacted. I’d bin it without even bothering to give it a nose.


booradleysghost

Was it still warm?


username____here

I don't trust random containers that look like poo from strangers.


iwashmystang

Your worried about washing with some artisanal hand cleaner? Yet you have no worries about what could be absorbing into your skin while taking the picture. Try that shit soap out!! Edit: Nvm i clicked the link wtf is that shit


h0nest_Bender

> Your worried Leave my worried out of this.


cheekybeakykiwi

Im getting some vibes a few three letter organisations in relation to consumer and product safety haven't been involved in this sample. Has 2 allergens in its ingredients that'd probably send me to hospital.


iainnnnnnn

No msds? 😤


jetoler

Does anyone else get annoyed when people just have to announce that they’re a black owned business? Like that quite literally has nothing to do with your product or business at all.


petoria621

Just seems like a small business that is trying to get their product out there! If you like it, support them!


Skvora

r/shitfromabutt


peteizbored

Is it just me, or does it kinda look like an early April fools prank? I mean, it would be hilarious to send out a bunch of bowls of shit with a letter explaining why people should rub it all over their hands...


squatwaddle

Imagine promoting your business with the line "we are a white owned company"


TheOGCJR

Just try it. I would


Smoke_thatskinwagon

That is poop from a butt


HeavyDropFTW

Is it "coco-orange"? Or "coc-orange"? "Cocorange looks so dumb. Also, I'll buy the hand cleaner that works best for me (Zep currently). I don't care what color the owner's skin is.


Salt_Comparison2575

Major red flags calling themselves a "black owned company". Sane people don't write like that.


lexkuthor

Tons of products in a supermarket lately I’m noticing say “women owned” as well. And I usually shop based on most minority… Albino paraplegic 72nd gender non-binary non-literate Somalian Turkish Japanese Lithuanian pre op little person that identified as a wolf owned business makes my favorite potato chips.


grandinosour

Any sales pitch the includes references to being minority owned is a definite "no" for me. I will buy your product if I think it is good...not because you are black. If you must sell your blackness to sell your product, then your product is worthless.


Personal_Dot_2215

I’m strangely hungry after reading the ingredients


biggreasyrhinos

Try it


modemman11

Looks more like some kind of dipping sauce for chips.


SumoSect

How's it work compared to orange/lava?


Evilist_of_Evil

Which great house do you pledge your allegiance to that such gift of spice be addressed?


dontusemybeta

Austin it is shit


Sailor_Kepler-186f

idk, reminds me of dudu osun...this black soap. theres charcoal in it so it scrubs really well


m0ritz2000

Gearboxsand


naterpotater246

Someone commented the entire bee movie script on their site


TheykilledFritzy

How does nobody yet mention the obvious hair in said cleaner?


Chunkiermango

Stop bringing race into business ffs people


flatmotion1

When they make ethnicity the first point to introduce a product instead of what makes it better than the rest, that's the first reason for me to throw it into the garbage


realcanadianguy21

I watched all this happen, and I fucking hate people even more today than I did yesterday.


Barrel-Cannon

I wouldn't use it out of principle that there are way too many references to black this and black that in that letter. Why in the fuck does it matter what the skin color is of who owns the company? I swear shit like this keeps racism alive, and it's getting annoying.


MilkyWaySamurai

What does it taste like?


PorkyMcRib

It’s a floor polish *and* a dessert topping!


AtomicSymphonic_2nd

This is actually really good stuff!!! It makes your hands super smooth, too!!!


Raceryan8_

"a black owned company" people that think their race makes them deserve special treatment deserve to be ignored so you should do that


doublestack

I try not to patronize any raciest companies. If a company sent me a sample from their white owned company, I’d trash it too


Chris_WRB

That has to be shit. It can't not be.


Smellyjooz

Black owned ?


ArtimisRawr01

r/poopfromabutt


Ambitious-Entrance-1

What does "A Black owned company" even mean?


Verum14

It means their product is shit so they have to defer to identity politics to get any business


camellogic

What does being black have to do with making soap?


AlarmingArm680

Omg a black owned company? That totally makes me instantly want to buy whatever that shit is.


0rphan_beater

it looks like a cup of brownie


Elden_Rost

New use for Chocolate Malt-O-Meal? No, thanks…