... Dude that's Always. Always a No.
I once worked for an internet service provider. We had a "BBW(big beautiful women) site in the building for cheaper internet connection.
So yah, one day walking into work I saw a slide sitting on the pavement and without thinking held it up to the light.....
I'm Not fat shaming. I Wish it were just some large woman... Sharing it all.
It was decades ago and... What was actually on that slide my mind is still blocking from my knowledge, but I think I went flash blind for a couple of days.
A random nude is Never a good thing!
Yep, it's not like people would covet and want to steal steel rims, but those fancy spoked covers on the other hand. Almost like talking about how tv's had knobs you would turn to change the channel.
We had a girl from the photo department bring her car in and guess what she had in the driver's door panel. A whole pack of developed pics of nudes in there. I remember telling this dude to put them back and to stfu. And yes she was pretty hot
Once found a portstash buried in the woods by a tree In the way north nowheres ville.
Yay porn ( was a young teen) but.... This is easily where people could be killed and just left... Why hide... Super creepy. Got the f out of there.
I did a blower motor in a strippers car one time in the early 90’s. Somehow a couple of bills that were rolled up like steam rollers had gotten into the heater box and were bouncing around.
She tried to give me a chemical tip, but I was a father by then and my cocaine days were well behind me.
Years ago I was a service manager at a dealership. Had a car come in with an AC complaint. Later in the day I’m in the front of the shop and a tech who had a stall in the back part came up to me all worked up, “Dude, you’ve got to see this!”
He starts sprinting towards the back of the shop so I go running after him. He’s got the glove box out of the car to start on an evaporator. Hands me a stack of naughty Polaroids. I look at what got stuffed my hands and he’s holding up a pair of underwear. Then he pulls out a small vibrator from the glove box and smells it. Not only did he smell it, he ran it straight across his nose, pressing it against his face the whole time. Nasty.
My first thought about that last point is that there's an equal chance that vibrator was used by a dude instead of a woman. Not judging which way he swings, and it's gross regardless, but just thought it was funny that there's a good chance that was used by the opposite gender than what he's into.
For someone who has dug through serious heavy drug users cars…they don’t give a fuck. Dildos, dimebags, dirty adult diapers, used needles, and piss jugs. The cars looks like grimey shit just like where they live.
Once found a 2’ piece of 4/0 power wire with zip ties cut at 45 degrees all down the last 6 inches, I sure as fuck wouldn’t want to be on the receiving end of that mf 😂
The absolute insanity pig sty i’ve seen in superintendants work trucks is appalling. Important cost complete papers just crumpled into the dash, thousands of empty copenhagen cans, big mac boxes, beer cans (if he’s a drywall or roofing super)
A She-Wee, Dildos, drugs, and a shocking amount of loaded guns with the safety off.
Once there was a pump-action shotgun within reach of a car seat in the back. Pretty sure it was unloaded though. So I guess they get responsibility points?
Dildos are sometimes a prank but I guess some girls just need accessibility?
My wife flew to a resort in Mexico with my sister and others. I "helped " pack her luggage and placed one of those huge suction cup dildos right on top of her clothes. I don't think airport security cared but once they got to the hotel and she threw her suitcase open,... BOOM!
Funny stuff.
And yes, we own one. And quite the assortment of other items. She had a friend who tried selling at passion parties. Gave up on it and offloaded a bunch of items on us..
I briefly worked at TSA because I hate those folks and wanted to see what it was like. One of the TSA guys would wave every dildo and vibrator around loudly asking "what is this" or "look at this" . Every single time.
Not strangest but the most wrong. Packages of weed in the glove box, car smelled of weed, beer bottle caps in the driver door handle pocket, empty bottles in the back seat. And 2 child seats in a civic
I had my son when I was 18. The process of getting my car from ‘a high school dropout owns this car’ to ‘a new father picking his son up from the hospital owns this car’ took me about 24 hours of hard, detailed work
11 years later, it looks like a kid owns my damn car, now. Got more of his shit than mine in the back seat at this point…
Having my son was the greatest thing to ever happen to me. It wasn’t always smooth sailing, but today him and I are doing very well. I’m proud of him, I’m proud of myself, and I’m proud of the both of us, for the some of the stuff we’ve gotten through together, the 2 of us. I obtained sole custody of him when he was 3, right before I turned 22
He’s very much ‘my son’ though, so I’m gonna be staying vigilant for these upcoming teenage years. If my youth was any indication, pls send help in roughly 38 months from now. Lol
I tell him though, I’ve made every possible mistake already twice, once for me and once for him. Sometimes it’s best to learn by burning your hand, there’s plenty of other hot stoves in life to avoid altogether, though. I’m hoping to teach him the difference, with the help of my amazing wife
I know a man who's ex left the family because she couldn't handle "family life." He did a fantastic job raising his daughters (I know at least one is into big-ass motorcycles like him) and is now a grandfather!
Keep up the good work and good luck! I wish you all the best!
I bought a car back in the early 2000's that, upon taking out the seats, I found probably 200 Zima bottlecaps, the previous owner's wallet, a half dozen house keys, and a really nice swiss army knife. The weird thing was it had racing buckets, there was no way for stuff to fall out of a pocket and through the back of the seat...
Found a she wee lodged under the accelerator pedal. Then found a funnel with a long hose hose clamped on in the back. Turns out she was very pregnant and used some trucker forums to find answers to our lack of public bathrooms.
I'll ask the customer to kindly clean the glove box and center console out with known dash disassemblings, while handing them an empty part box. Way too many surprises to count. Strangely enough, higher end cars had mostly the usual gun, dildo, drugs, etc. whereas the older beaters had ketchup packets, straw wrappers, and vehicle paperwork, no big surprises.
Once behind the dash I found pictures of the owner. She was having sex with 2 dudes. Looked like in her office. Realized someone was taking the pictures.
Not in the glovebox. But in the cab.
Truck came in for major engine work, coworker test drove it, during the test drive he thought rats were trying to get into his pant legs.
Came back to the shop and found 2 pet ferrets in the truck, driver had already flown back home and didn't mention anything about ferrets.
We ended up feeding and watering the ferrets for 3 weeks while the truck was being worked on.
Back when our hourly rate was fairly low and work on RVs, I've also fed people's rabbits and water their plants before.
We're in southern Oregon, have a LOT of local/nomad hippies that drive through.
Bit late to the party. I had a customer bring in a new 220i with airbag warning lamp on, ten days old. So I sent it into the shop asking him to leave it with me for the morning. My tech comes out and says I need to show you somet, so I duly head in to take a butchers.
The guy had removed the passenger airbag, and cut about twenty cm out of the lateral crossmember that sat behind the glovebox and had fitted a stash box. It was empty, but it was obvious what it was.
So I rung the guy, told him someone has tampered illegally with his car, probably made it uninsurable and I won’t be fixing it under warranty. He owes me $200Aud for my techs time and to come get his motor and not come back.
He did and was very quiet about it, literally handed me cash, took keys and went. We put a note on the warranty history about the airbag removal.
They make fleshlights in a town I used to live in. Apparently the defects get tossed or employees steal them. I once sit in a car and it was completely full of opened defected fleshlights. Completely full, everywhere, seats, floors. It was a fleshlight overload.
Not the glove box, but the ashtray.
I sold a mini to a guy, who examined the car thoroughly, testing everything.
When he came to the ashtray, he asked if I smoked, and I said nope. I've never smoked.
He opened the ashtray and it was full of rich, brown, rusty water.
We both stared at it, and then he just closed it up and carried on looking at the car.
At that point in time I had owned the car for almost two years, and had never opened the ashtray.
I still have no idea where the water came from.
Customer had a car towed in for a flat tire. I found a buttplug, lube, and multiple new and used condoms in a customer's spare tire compartment when I was a lube tech. I continued to remove the spare tire and put in on the car (new tire was on order). She realized after I closed the trunk that I had found her stash. Very awkward.
My female cousin brought her car in for blower motor noise...I opened the glove box to inspect and an enormous black dildo fell out while she was standing behind me haha... If embarrassment were a person... It was her
I was a lube tech at a Valvoline store in my first days in the automotive field. I had asked the woman in the car if I could check her cabin air filter on her Camry(?). With dropping the glove box, there were a pair of lingerie underwear that dropped right out onto the floor. Her face went from shock to pure rage. She said "close it, and wrap this up; now." She flew out of the service area so fast; I'm safely assuming they weren't hers.
Had the same thing happen, found some behind the glove box left them on the floor, and the customer said "they're not mine" and a look of clarity and anger swept over.
Not *in* the glove box but it was in the passenger sun visor, an empty box of "X-Stream" fetish urine. That was the moment I started wearing gloves in every cab.
Would guess this one is for random drug tests. Although you’ve got to hear it up before you can use it, but I guess it’s still better to have it on hand than not at all.
I've actually looked into this because I thought the same, it's pretty much just yellow water that smells vaguely like piss, so idk if that'll let you pass, I've never done a drug test
A full diaper... i had to change out the dust filter.
The moment the smell hit my nose i slammed it shut and told my boss im not changing it.
When he asked why i just pointed and the glovebox.
He hesitantly opened it and after about half a second started gagging cuz of the smell.
He also slammed it shut, turned around. Told me: "im not changing that either". And walked away.
Had 78(?) C-20 in the shop so totally soaked with mouse piss it rotted out the floor, glovebox all original paperwork completely untouched not a single turd in it just slightly yellowed with age
A legit foot long at least 3 inches around realistic dildo just sitting on the center console of an 98 ranger, it was a stick shift, drove it in and was like look at that, guy next to me said you know they probably used the shifter also......I didn't have gloves on 🤢
Had a loaded gun fall out of a glove box and go off
Blew a hole in the passenger side door and missed my head by a few inches
Told my boss "fuck today, I'm going home"
He didn't argue
a cell phone,
a passport,
a stack of cash,
a debit card,
a spare key to the car.
none of that is that weird but it was all in one glove box and i was like uhh what in the jason bourne
A full box of live .223 rifle rounds.
I live and work in the UK so this is actually a bigger deal than it would be in the US. it counts as a firearms offence to even have them in your possession here and carries a fairly hefty penalty.
Possession of Firearms and Shotguns Without a Certificate
Section 1(1) of the Firearms Act 1968 creates an absolute offence of having possession of, purchasing or acquiring a firearm or ammunition without a certificate or otherwise than as authorised by such a certificate.
Oh the guy that owned the vehicle did. Turns out he runs a shooting school and does work with the local police etc so should know better. But by leaving them in the car with us it would have been a fine & a possibly prison time just for having them in my possession when driving the vehicle.
Yep. The do here in the UK. A gun without bullets is useless and vice versa so they strictly control both. It does sort of work. The last school shooting we had here in the UK was in the mid 90s and they essentially blanket banned handguns as a result. Long guns / rifles were already banned as a result of an incident in the late 80s.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunblane_massacre
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hungerford_massacre
I’ve already posted my strange thing here: The two ten ounce gold bars in the center console. Had my service advisor take a photo of the bars so it was documented. That was the first time ever holding more than 10k in my hands let alone the 30k it was worth.
I found a Polaroid photo of the elderly customers wife nude on all fours when I was looking for a wheel lock. To this day I feel like he placed it there on purpose
Lots of guns. Like the amount of people that drop their car off at the body shop for a week and tap their pockets and go “OHP i left my G19 in my glove compartment, oh well”
I saw a book called “How to tickle his pickle” had a good laugh, and a bigger laugh when the customer was a male. I would have thought tickling a pickle would come naturally to him haha.
An Oz of old school brick weed! I took at least half lol. This was like 2005 so definitely not legal... What were they gonna do tell my manager i took their weed LoL
Used to have to open center stack glove box to shut the radio off in some cars when we brought them into the shop. Opened one of these and had a .45 barrel pointed directly at me. Dummy couldn't get it to fit in a different orientation and was driving around with a gun pointed at him at all times.
Not me but a former co-worker was changing a cabin filter when the glove box spilled its contents onto the floor consisting of a large purple dildo.
Me personally I've found weapons, including guns (didn't check if they were loaded). Also small amounts of drugs.
Napkins typically aren't too strange but I did find an unusually large cache of napkins in one that was large enough to overflow and get sucked in the recirculation door clogging up the blower motor.
What's the problem? They just trying to catch a buzz on the way to work... *Second photo* .... .... Like I said
/r/angryupvote EDIT: Went from plural to singular. Better class of jokes in the revised sub.
🤣🤣🤣
Polaroid porn of the vehicle owner. Was my first shocking find looking for the hub cap key in the mid 80's.
Good stuff or no?
that is the real question
The silence indicates a clear 'yes'
They are currently being reviewed again for confirmation
... Dude that's Always. Always a No. I once worked for an internet service provider. We had a "BBW(big beautiful women) site in the building for cheaper internet connection. So yah, one day walking into work I saw a slide sitting on the pavement and without thinking held it up to the light..... I'm Not fat shaming. I Wish it were just some large woman... Sharing it all. It was decades ago and... What was actually on that slide my mind is still blocking from my knowledge, but I think I went flash blind for a couple of days. A random nude is Never a good thing!
Hahaha
Fuckin hubcap key!!!😂🤣 Sum folks prolly figure that’s made up! Kinda wish it was
Always forgot to put the damn center cover on and would have to undo the wheel again lol
👍
Yep, it's not like people would covet and want to steal steel rims, but those fancy spoked covers on the other hand. Almost like talking about how tv's had knobs you would turn to change the channel.
And then they were really fancy when they started squeezing and rattling
Loud radio fixes most squeaks and rattles.
Hey Jimmy, go to the store and buy me some headlight fluid
my 86 Olds Delta 88 Royale needed a hubcap key. ironically, one of my caps was stolen anyway 🙄
We had a girl from the photo department bring her car in and guess what she had in the driver's door panel. A whole pack of developed pics of nudes in there. I remember telling this dude to put them back and to stfu. And yes she was pretty hot
I first read that as "paranoid porn" and was trying to imagine what that would be like
Looking over your shoulder
Exhibitionist paranoid porn is the easiest Because, ya know, they're Always watching.
Oh I was at a pick a part and found a whole dvd stash of pornos from the 2000s
Once found a portstash buried in the woods by a tree In the way north nowheres ville. Yay porn ( was a young teen) but.... This is easily where people could be killed and just left... Why hide... Super creepy. Got the f out of there.
I did a blower motor in a strippers car one time in the early 90’s. Somehow a couple of bills that were rolled up like steam rollers had gotten into the heater box and were bouncing around. She tried to give me a chemical tip, but I was a father by then and my cocaine days were well behind me.
You said noway to the yayo.
But did he give her the mayo?
He didn't payo
He said he was a father at the time. Didn't sayo who was the baby mama...
Listen what I say-o
So instead YOU gave HER the flesh tip amirite???
Years ago I was a service manager at a dealership. Had a car come in with an AC complaint. Later in the day I’m in the front of the shop and a tech who had a stall in the back part came up to me all worked up, “Dude, you’ve got to see this!” He starts sprinting towards the back of the shop so I go running after him. He’s got the glove box out of the car to start on an evaporator. Hands me a stack of naughty Polaroids. I look at what got stuffed my hands and he’s holding up a pair of underwear. Then he pulls out a small vibrator from the glove box and smells it. Not only did he smell it, he ran it straight across his nose, pressing it against his face the whole time. Nasty.
My first thought about that last point is that there's an equal chance that vibrator was used by a dude instead of a woman. Not judging which way he swings, and it's gross regardless, but just thought it was funny that there's a good chance that was used by the opposite gender than what he's into.
He could bat for both teams 😂
r/suddenlybi
I just cringed. Like deep cringe, full face and body.
80’s porn collection in the glovebox of a Honda odyssey
It’s like masturbating in a Time Machine
1.21 Giggitywatts.
You won the internet. I am going outside in the rain for the rest of the day.
Thank you. Now, what on earth am I going to do with this Internet? Shipping alone is going to cost a fortune...
Nah just leave it where it is until u get yourself some gloves
I fucking hate you so much rn omg
For someone who has dug through serious heavy drug users cars…they don’t give a fuck. Dildos, dimebags, dirty adult diapers, used needles, and piss jugs. The cars looks like grimey shit just like where they live.
Oh so what you’re too good to piss in a jug? Pshhh… 😤
Way of the road, Bubs. Way of the road.
Unwritten rules of the road.
I've never had to guess I would if I did. I just piss on the side of the road.
If it’ll get me a couple a hundred miles across the country, I’ll take a shot in the mouth.
You follow the book too?
Well you picked us up didn’t you? I gotta.
A classic and definitely in my top ten favorites
Ray, you haven’t driven a rig in 20 years.
Why piss in a jug when you’ve got adult diapers!
[that may not work out](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/s/A3si3qqa35)
Found Trump's account.
Not I but it does annoy convenience store owners when you do it in line.
I guess I'm the weirdo. I keep a pair of gloves and some maps in there. Also, napkins and plastic bags.
Gloves? In the glove compartment? Extremely weird.
No-one does that. I have gloves in the car, but not in the glove compartment 😅
Duh, you don't want work gloves getting the paperwork all grimy!
I've got an older british car for sunny weekends. Gloves, and a jar of Grey Poupon.
And no one asked about the plastic bags....
They're convenient for carrying or containing things?
🎵the glove compartment isn't accurately named // and everybody knows it🎵
A long sock tied shut with about six D batteries in it. Primitive, but if it's all you got...
When you don't want a "fellon with a gun" charge, but are ok with "battery" LMAO 🤣
Sprinkle that battery with a salt of your choosing
Once found a 2’ piece of 4/0 power wire with zip ties cut at 45 degrees all down the last 6 inches, I sure as fuck wouldn’t want to be on the receiving end of that mf 😂
"Zipties are better than spikes at a fraction of the cost" - The Frugal Felon
I used to have that set up minus the zip ties. I forgot to pull it out of the car when I sold it. The zip ties are a nice addition.
Oh I definitely did not steal that idea from him, no sir, not me lmfao
Homey don't play that.
Half eaten months old mummified hotdog in the glove box of our work van... One of my coworkers later admitted his fault...
A perfectly sane food to eat.
The absolute insanity pig sty i’ve seen in superintendants work trucks is appalling. Important cost complete papers just crumpled into the dash, thousands of empty copenhagen cans, big mac boxes, beer cans (if he’s a drywall or roofing super)
A She-Wee, Dildos, drugs, and a shocking amount of loaded guns with the safety off. Once there was a pump-action shotgun within reach of a car seat in the back. Pretty sure it was unloaded though. So I guess they get responsibility points?
Dildos are sometimes a prank but I guess some girls just need accessibility? My wife flew to a resort in Mexico with my sister and others. I "helped " pack her luggage and placed one of those huge suction cup dildos right on top of her clothes. I don't think airport security cared but once they got to the hotel and she threw her suitcase open,... BOOM! Funny stuff. And yes, we own one. And quite the assortment of other items. She had a friend who tried selling at passion parties. Gave up on it and offloaded a bunch of items on us..
Oh nice did you get that warming lube that makes your dick feel like it's on fire and gives her a UTI?
*something something* "never going to Jiffy Lube again!" *sometheng grumble grumble*
Stiffy Lube lol
Dude. That's wasabi. That goes on sushi, not on y'all's junk.
That would be me not washing my hands after using hot sauce on my dinner. Oops!
I used to date a girl that kept a vibratior under her seat. She used it when she was stuck in traffic. Yes, she was a freak.
I briefly worked at TSA because I hate those folks and wanted to see what it was like. One of the TSA guys would wave every dildo and vibrator around loudly asking "what is this" or "look at this" . Every single time.
A bag of pre-made salad.
It’s a caprisi salad!
A Caprice-E Salad
Not strangest but the most wrong. Packages of weed in the glove box, car smelled of weed, beer bottle caps in the driver door handle pocket, empty bottles in the back seat. And 2 child seats in a civic
I had my son when I was 18. The process of getting my car from ‘a high school dropout owns this car’ to ‘a new father picking his son up from the hospital owns this car’ took me about 24 hours of hard, detailed work 11 years later, it looks like a kid owns my damn car, now. Got more of his shit than mine in the back seat at this point…
How's the family these days?
Having my son was the greatest thing to ever happen to me. It wasn’t always smooth sailing, but today him and I are doing very well. I’m proud of him, I’m proud of myself, and I’m proud of the both of us, for the some of the stuff we’ve gotten through together, the 2 of us. I obtained sole custody of him when he was 3, right before I turned 22 He’s very much ‘my son’ though, so I’m gonna be staying vigilant for these upcoming teenage years. If my youth was any indication, pls send help in roughly 38 months from now. Lol I tell him though, I’ve made every possible mistake already twice, once for me and once for him. Sometimes it’s best to learn by burning your hand, there’s plenty of other hot stoves in life to avoid altogether, though. I’m hoping to teach him the difference, with the help of my amazing wife
I know a man who's ex left the family because she couldn't handle "family life." He did a fantastic job raising his daughters (I know at least one is into big-ass motorcycles like him) and is now a grandfather! Keep up the good work and good luck! I wish you all the best!
Thanks, friend! I appreciate you asking how we’re all doing in the first place! I wish the best to you and yours, have a great week!
I bought a car back in the early 2000's that, upon taking out the seats, I found probably 200 Zima bottlecaps, the previous owner's wallet, a half dozen house keys, and a really nice swiss army knife. The weird thing was it had racing buckets, there was no way for stuff to fall out of a pocket and through the back of the seat...
Found a she wee lodged under the accelerator pedal. Then found a funnel with a long hose hose clamped on in the back. Turns out she was very pregnant and used some trucker forums to find answers to our lack of public bathrooms.
Genius.
I'll ask the customer to kindly clean the glove box and center console out with known dash disassemblings, while handing them an empty part box. Way too many surprises to count. Strangely enough, higher end cars had mostly the usual gun, dildo, drugs, etc. whereas the older beaters had ketchup packets, straw wrappers, and vehicle paperwork, no big surprises.
Once behind the dash I found pictures of the owner. She was having sex with 2 dudes. Looked like in her office. Realized someone was taking the pictures.
Picks or didn’t happen. -wife probably
Happened around 2000. Put the pics in an envelope and put in glove box. Only showed the guy working next to me.
Was looking for a wheel nut key and found an envelope of passports and thousands in cash once in the spare wheel well. No questions asked.
Not in the glovebox. But in the cab. Truck came in for major engine work, coworker test drove it, during the test drive he thought rats were trying to get into his pant legs. Came back to the shop and found 2 pet ferrets in the truck, driver had already flown back home and didn't mention anything about ferrets. We ended up feeding and watering the ferrets for 3 weeks while the truck was being worked on. Back when our hourly rate was fairly low and work on RVs, I've also fed people's rabbits and water their plants before. We're in southern Oregon, have a LOT of local/nomad hippies that drive through.
No odors in that cab...
Bit late to the party. I had a customer bring in a new 220i with airbag warning lamp on, ten days old. So I sent it into the shop asking him to leave it with me for the morning. My tech comes out and says I need to show you somet, so I duly head in to take a butchers. The guy had removed the passenger airbag, and cut about twenty cm out of the lateral crossmember that sat behind the glovebox and had fitted a stash box. It was empty, but it was obvious what it was. So I rung the guy, told him someone has tampered illegally with his car, probably made it uninsurable and I won’t be fixing it under warranty. He owes me $200Aud for my techs time and to come get his motor and not come back. He did and was very quiet about it, literally handed me cash, took keys and went. We put a note on the warranty history about the airbag removal.
They make fleshlights in a town I used to live in. Apparently the defects get tossed or employees steal them. I once sit in a car and it was completely full of opened defected fleshlights. Completely full, everywhere, seats, floors. It was a fleshlight overload.
Weirdest thing I saw was like a 5x6 headshot of Donald Trump. Fucking. Weird.
Magasturbator...
Not the glove box, but the ashtray. I sold a mini to a guy, who examined the car thoroughly, testing everything. When he came to the ashtray, he asked if I smoked, and I said nope. I've never smoked. He opened the ashtray and it was full of rich, brown, rusty water. We both stared at it, and then he just closed it up and carried on looking at the car. At that point in time I had owned the car for almost two years, and had never opened the ashtray. I still have no idea where the water came from.
Customer had a car towed in for a flat tire. I found a buttplug, lube, and multiple new and used condoms in a customer's spare tire compartment when I was a lube tech. I continued to remove the spare tire and put in on the car (new tire was on order). She realized after I closed the trunk that I had found her stash. Very awkward.
My bud had 30k wrapped in plastic. I never asked.
You’d be surprised at what you see when you’re a truck driver so no surprises here
My female cousin brought her car in for blower motor noise...I opened the glove box to inspect and an enormous black dildo fell out while she was standing behind me haha... If embarrassment were a person... It was her
How do people not think to clean their vehicles out before service? Pretty amazing.
I was a lube tech at a Valvoline store in my first days in the automotive field. I had asked the woman in the car if I could check her cabin air filter on her Camry(?). With dropping the glove box, there were a pair of lingerie underwear that dropped right out onto the floor. Her face went from shock to pure rage. She said "close it, and wrap this up; now." She flew out of the service area so fast; I'm safely assuming they weren't hers.
Had the same thing happen, found some behind the glove box left them on the floor, and the customer said "they're not mine" and a look of clarity and anger swept over.
Bottle of vodka in an intoxalock case. I’ve posted it before lmao
A lack of drugs. Too many glove compartments are bereft of hard drugs and that’s upsetting.
Not *in* the glove box but it was in the passenger sun visor, an empty box of "X-Stream" fetish urine. That was the moment I started wearing gloves in every cab.
Would guess this one is for random drug tests. Although you’ve got to hear it up before you can use it, but I guess it’s still better to have it on hand than not at all.
I've actually looked into this because I thought the same, it's pretty much just yellow water that smells vaguely like piss, so idk if that'll let you pass, I've never done a drug test
Always gloves, people are gross.
Especially in sleeper cabs. There's a surprising amount of people who will spank their monkey and I don't see a sink in there
Animal abuse is never okay.
2 fleshlights and a single AAA battery.
A full diaper... i had to change out the dust filter. The moment the smell hit my nose i slammed it shut and told my boss im not changing it. When he asked why i just pointed and the glovebox. He hesitantly opened it and after about half a second started gagging cuz of the smell. He also slammed it shut, turned around. Told me: "im not changing that either". And walked away.
Had 78(?) C-20 in the shop so totally soaked with mouse piss it rotted out the floor, glovebox all original paperwork completely untouched not a single turd in it just slightly yellowed with age
A person Ashes in a decorative container
A legit foot long at least 3 inches around realistic dildo just sitting on the center console of an 98 ranger, it was a stick shift, drove it in and was like look at that, guy next to me said you know they probably used the shifter also......I didn't have gloves on 🤢
Had a loaded gun fall out of a glove box and go off Blew a hole in the passenger side door and missed my head by a few inches Told my boss "fuck today, I'm going home" He didn't argue
Loaded handgun, safety off, barrel facing me when I opened the glove box to replace the cabin filter, that the customer requested I replace...
Purple dildo
A dead mouse
Baby alligator head.. was a real shock doing the CAF
just weed OP. Some states have that legal diet weed too.
Come to Canada. We have legal weed shops on almost every block.
Yeah same here in Alaska, weed in the glovebox? Standard around here
Yea but that Trudeau lol
Yeah :(
I don't know what's in those pictures and I'm okay not knowing.
A dead fish. Not when I was a mechanic, but when I was an MP doing gate guard overseas. Whole front cab was full of them.
Gloves
Damn, guess I’m weird then
a cell phone, a passport, a stack of cash, a debit card, a spare key to the car. none of that is that weird but it was all in one glove box and i was like uhh what in the jason bourne
A full box of live .223 rifle rounds. I live and work in the UK so this is actually a bigger deal than it would be in the US. it counts as a firearms offence to even have them in your possession here and carries a fairly hefty penalty. Possession of Firearms and Shotguns Without a Certificate Section 1(1) of the Firearms Act 1968 creates an absolute offence of having possession of, purchasing or acquiring a firearm or ammunition without a certificate or otherwise than as authorised by such a certificate.
Maybe they had a certificate?
Oh the guy that owned the vehicle did. Turns out he runs a shooting school and does work with the local police etc so should know better. But by leaving them in the car with us it would have been a fine & a possibly prison time just for having them in my possession when driving the vehicle.
They consider ammunition a firearm? Oof.
Yep. The do here in the UK. A gun without bullets is useless and vice versa so they strictly control both. It does sort of work. The last school shooting we had here in the UK was in the mid 90s and they essentially blanket banned handguns as a result. Long guns / rifles were already banned as a result of an incident in the late 80s. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunblane_massacre https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hungerford_massacre
I get the sentiment, but I'm really not a fan of dealing with the few by controlling the masses. But a real solution is more work, so...
Is that a nasty dildo in pic 2? Gotta keep those thing clean my dudes lol
Dead rat. It was a 66 mustang in need of restoration
1911A1
that's pretty standard ngl Unless it was from that period
Ohh I got two. Glove box had a copy of Shrek two and big booty bitches 3. The trunk had an f-machine.
I checked the glovebox in a girls car I was seeing, whilst she was driving, there were 7 wheel bolts
Gloves
Smelled that dude on the way to work
You think that's strange?
A vibrator. Right next to the rolling papers. “Would you like some crusty snail trail juice with your joint, my good sir?”
Dirty water and what I thought was condoms. It was high-school shop car that had been sitting outside.
That stuff is just spread around my car I don’t keep it in the glove because that’s where the Reggie is.
You have no idea what truck drivers can carry around 😅
Is this Maine? I've seen similar paraphernalia up that way.
Cum on now, this is amateur hour. Trust me once the car rolls a couple times you unearth a behemoth of interesting things hidden in the folds.
full of loose sunflower seed. id say multiple bags. and a registration under
Mice will do that.
i believe he just dumped bags and ate from the glove box
This is strange?
That’s strange?
A pair of gloves
An obscene amount of hormone supplements
Gloves.
I’ve already posted my strange thing here: The two ten ounce gold bars in the center console. Had my service advisor take a photo of the bars so it was documented. That was the first time ever holding more than 10k in my hands let alone the 30k it was worth.
Idk but the tray ideas are great. Never thought about that before
I found a Polaroid photo of the elderly customers wife nude on all fours when I was looking for a wheel lock. To this day I feel like he placed it there on purpose
A police officer left their loaded gun in the glove box
Lots of guns. Like the amount of people that drop their car off at the body shop for a week and tap their pockets and go “OHP i left my G19 in my glove compartment, oh well”
Local PD SWAT vehicle with about 30 loaded AR magazines in the back. Luckily just the magazines, but nothing would surprise me.
Like over 100 unpaid parking tickets from various cities
Pocket pussy.
I've seen a can of tuna
Polaroid pictures of a prostitute peeing on things.
Brown envelop with 35k€ in cash and ''hunting''gear in the trunk
I saw a book called “How to tickle his pickle” had a good laugh, and a bigger laugh when the customer was a male. I would have thought tickling a pickle would come naturally to him haha.
This is that strange for a stoner - oh wait is that a vibrator? 💀
Sex toys, drugs and guns are exceedingly common
Once whilst looking at a prospective new car, found a massive jar of weed.
An Oz of old school brick weed! I took at least half lol. This was like 2005 so definitely not legal... What were they gonna do tell my manager i took their weed LoL
Used to have to open center stack glove box to shut the radio off in some cars when we brought them into the shop. Opened one of these and had a .45 barrel pointed directly at me. Dummy couldn't get it to fit in a different orientation and was driving around with a gun pointed at him at all times.
A fully automatic MP5K
Not me but a former co-worker was changing a cabin filter when the glove box spilled its contents onto the floor consisting of a large purple dildo. Me personally I've found weapons, including guns (didn't check if they were loaded). Also small amounts of drugs. Napkins typically aren't too strange but I did find an unusually large cache of napkins in one that was large enough to overflow and get sucked in the recirculation door clogging up the blower motor.
More buttplugs than one should ever find in cars. I wear gloves in every car because of the gross shit I’ve seen.
Vibrator in the weed set-up is grimy 💀
Someone is just begging for a UTI
OH GOD. My first thought was "I'm pretty sure that isn't for sounding..." Wrong pic!