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Bunch_Important

Gorilla Glue it to a 2x4 that’s 2 feet long and spray paint it orange?


cdsbigsby

Ah, the old 'high school bathroom pass' technique


misterwizzard

We had a science teacher that would hand out pieces of his anatomy mannequin. Teachers would see you walking down the hall with a gallbladder or a colon or something and laugh.


cdsbigsby

That's pretty great. My favorite one I remember was the shop teacher, his hall pass was a comically large pipe wrench that probably weighed 20 pounds


CaterpillarThriller

hey, I use one of those for work. comically large turns into 3 foot pipe wrenches.


waraiOtaku

Had a teacher that had a short surf board with a leash for his hall pass


misterwizzard

We had a science teacher that would hand out pieces of his anatomy mannequin. Teachers would see you walking down the hall with a gallbladder or a colon or something and laugh.


ShelfordPrefect

My buddy's dad did that with a solid iron cat's eye reflector from the road (also painted bright orange), they weigh about 5kg so there's absolutely no way you're putting it in a pocket and forgetting about it. 


Agitated_Carrot9127

Are you in the UK?


codepoet101

this is the way


Bryguy3k

And hope to hell you don’t have to work on one of the stupid cars where they shoved the connector at bottom of the center console. I’m glad the EPA was like “for the love of god stop doing that”.


Thatweirdguy_Twig

Ok fuck this post in particular I just got one of these about 2 weeks ago and now thanks to this post I'm realizing I have no fucking clue where I've put the damn thing You've actually made me realize I lost this expensive piece of plastic


Puzzleheaded_Crab453

Glue an AirTag to it


TrashmanV2

Hey, at least give op some time to consider the bad suggestions.


Puzzleheaded_Crab453

🤣


ShelfordPrefect

Airtags don't help you find a thing in a pile of other things - there are trackers (maybe Tile?) which you can message and they'll beep/flash


Puzzleheaded_Crab453

AirTags do that too. You can prompt it to make noise. Not sure about the flash.


PostGymPreShower

And the tracker will put you maybe a foot away from the location.


fusion_reactor3

So will AirTags.


PostGymPreShower

Yeah sorry that’s what I mean. They are great


fusion_reactor3

Ah, yup. After switching to iPhone that plus the ability to track friends the same way in a crowd is one of my favorite features.


Puzzleheaded_Crab453

It’s really nice lol I use it when I’m meeting up with a buddy, just share my location.


Zen1_618

whatever you do, dont attach a 10mm to it.


TrexOnAScooter

Attach the cheapest harbor freight 12 point 11mm stubby you can find on it. You know that thing aint gonna actually be useful the one time you try it, but its gonna stay with the set always to haunt you


No_Salad_6244

Test the universe. Attach a 10mm and 3 feet of heavy chain.


High_Function

There’s now 5ft of chain and the 10mm is gone.


No_Salad_6244

Well, f#*k. I was hopeful.


Sharpymarkr

Gonna end up like the cat+buttered toast free energy machine.


Agitated_Carrot9127

Ah he’d open a wormhole Similar idea putting buttered toast and taping to a cat. Dropping the cat toward floor


twiggymac

3 foot long pink ribbon


fkwyman

Really thought the last word of your sentence was gonna be dildo, was disappointed.


Tranzor__z

Great minds think alike partner. 


BigPickleKAM

And always hang it out the door so even if you close the door you see that pink tape!


Cigarsnguns

Keep it in your prison wallet. Can't lose it if it's inside you


FakeRider

Idk I've lost things a few times up there...


ACME_Kinetics

Flared base


HalfastEddie

Tape a chunk of polonium-210 to it and wear a Geiger counter. If it stops beeping, you forgot it.


Cottonjaw

User: Any helpful suggestions? This sub: WELD IT TO A 3" CHAIN AND FASTEN IT TO THE MIZENMAST!!!


vilius_m_lt

Obd2 extention cable, plug in cable, leave scanner on winshield or something


refrigerator_runner

This. OBD2 extension cable also has the additional function of taking the mechanical wear from sliding in and out of the OBD2 port. Scan tool connectors frequently break over years of use and it's better to wear down the replaceable extension cable than the expensive scan tool.


anonymouslosername

bonus points for adding an airtag, tile, or other tracker of choice (or all of the above) zip tied to the extension cable.


SpaceAgePotatoCakes

And assuming the cable is some bland colour, make it something bright with tape/heat shrink/tape/whatever. You won't miss a hot pink stripe across the windshield.


WebDill92

This is what I do also helps with the wifi reception a little


nocrashing

https://www.naa.edu/remove-before-flight/


010011010110010101

THIS


Upvote-Coin

Go to the junkyard, cut off an ODP2 port. Glue it to something like your tool box or scanner. Eventually you'll remember to put it back in it's spot.


Ashamed-Apricot-5048

Honestly might be my favorite idea here


WhiskyIsMyYoga

Chain it to an old hubcap.


ElCunto1999

This, or cement block.


BigBlock-488

ASA Remove Before Flight Banner - MyPilotStore.com https://www.mypilotstore.com/mypilotstore/sep/12820 This, and add a 5' length of 550 parachute cord. Hang the streamer thru the steering wheel & out the driver's window.


MrNotSoSorry

Both of mine have keyring slots, just put some long ass neon green key lanyards if yours does too.


fallenangle666

Glue it to your balls


Resident-Trash-3660

This is the way!!


UncleCeiling

Attach it to the shop tortoise. Then all you need is a bit of lettuce and it will come to you.


marcocet

Very slowly


brando56894

I work in IT and wasn't sure if "shop tortoise" was the nickname for something at first 🤣


UncleCeiling

I was at a custom fab shop (laser and CNC routing) that had a shop tortoise. One of those big sulcata fellows. It had traces of blue paint on its back because all of their workbenches were painted blue and when it got bored it would climb under a bench and use itself as a forklift to move them around.


brando56894

That's pretty damn funny.


trixel121

new shop rule. wear it as a necklace, or put it back where it belongs. they make break away lanyards. this is what we do for the bob cat key. The lanyard makes an obnoxious to stick it in your pocket.


brando56894

You have more motivation not to lose it, with a bobcat if you don't put it back in its cage it pisses everywhere and destroys the shop! /s


LowerEmotion6062

Get you a PA piercing and chain it to it.


ratrodder49

Third leg anchor


TrashmanV2

I was thinking gorilla glue the end of it to a dildo, bright colors and shapes depend on make and model.


tech12321

Put in a ballon and hoop it


badcoupe

Local Chrysler dealer has a big chain on theirs, when you log into witech its name is Chaingalang


rust_buster

Jb weld it to a log chain and weld the other end to a large brake drum. You won't lose it AND it can double as a wheel block.


Romanian_Breadlifts

Several long zip ties of different colors


AccidentallyBacon

lanyard clip to the cust keys/keytag


IWorkWithID10Ts

This might work


Stables_R_Unstable

You're gonna lose it. Why not just give up hope now?


flarmp

How do you avoid losing other tools?


Few-Law5626

By leaving them in hard to miss spots, not underneath the dash where you can’t see them.


brando56894

That's a silly question, you don't.


JerewB

I have 2 feet of caution tape taped to mine for exactly this purpose.


Joe18067

Just get a lanyard for it and attach it to the equipment.


[deleted]

Hits home....can't find mine 😭


sparrownetwork

Keep it in your purse.


Famous_Branch_7926

Tie a Balloon


M1ssi0ner

A brightly coloured lanyard or equivalent. I have a similar VCI on my diagnostic tablet and I have left it inside customer vehicles a few times. Mine doesn't have a spot for a keyring or else I would have done what I suggested to it already


ShitBeansMagoo

I buy the biggest Remove Before Flight tags off Ebay and secure them somehow. Hard to miss that.


NitroBike

Attach a “REMOVE BEFORE FLIGHT” tag


The-Riskiest-Biscuit

This post reminds me of some dive bar I went to where you had to ask for a key to use the bathroom and the key was firmly attached to a large plastic restroom sign.


Ecstatic-Appeal-5683

Just be responsible and don't? Easier said than done for most of us monkeys though.


ExcitingMoney94

Paint it bright pink.


NewZJ

I would take it


Itisd

Chain it to an old steel wheel.


surgicalhoopstrike

Or non-dominant arm?


Appropriate-Bake-759

Get a wired one


elemsova

Lanyard


polishrobot1986

Tie a 3 ft bright flashy rope to that


Graflex01867

Pool noodle. It’s big, it’s bright, but it’s not heavy when you’re crawling around in someone’s foot well trying to plug it in.


Jacktheforkie

Affix a length of bright colour rope of some sort and drape that through the wheel and window


UlcerativePoison

Zip tie it to a 10mm wrench


red_fluff_dragon

Extra lost dongle with this method.


Disastrous_Try_2046

3D print a socket Mount to wall.


Tidalsky114

Tie a long ribbon or something to it you can leave hanging outside the door of a vehicle It's in. Won't hurt the door or connector if you close it unless you run it over and yank it out the obd.


Environmental_Tap792

Zip tie it to your pecker


I70towtruckdriver

Our scanner makes all kinds of noise when you end the session to remind you to take it out of the vehicle even tried turning down the volume to no avail.


Juanzilla17

Zip ties, bells, and some gaffers tape. Zip tie two bells on it. Zip tie a long boy and put gaffers tape on it, optional is adding some sort of cardboard to it. Cut cardboard braced gaffers tape into penis shape. Spray paint penis shaped tape pink so you can see it, and the balls will jingle hopefully on your way to park the car if you forget to pull it out.


therustynut

I have a 3 foot 550 cord epoxy attached to my WITEC pod with a tag on the end with dealership and phone number. My aftermarket scan pod setup the same


mechanixrboring

I have a pink lanyard with flashing LEDs on my Bluetooth dongle (hehe) and I haven't left it in a car in the last three years.


that_smog_tech_guy

I bought a cheap dlc breakout box that works great for not losing the dongle to my scanner.


JPhi1618

Zip tie it to a three foot long rubber snake. People will ignore a lot of things when driving off, but a long ass snake isn’t one of them.


red_fluff_dragon

Walk into the parts department, and ask them for the brightest colored lanyard they have. Surely your parts department has some brand-themed swag they offer.


srz1971

Ok, trying to be practical as it’s what I’d do. Get one of the “hardshell” portable hard drive or flash drive case off Amazon and color it neon pink(personally, I’d go neon green to match) if you want but it will have a safe, somewhat protective home.


cmz324

Ours have lanyards and I like to loop it around the turn signal stalk, not fullproof but it helps


Ianthin1

We just got an extension cable for our Autel dongle.


Redarrow762

I vote for attaching it to a cowbell. I gotta have more cowbell.


BigChief302

Attach it to an annoying piece of metal like a gas station bathroom key


ImANibba

Chain it to ur belt


Nubnipples

Air tags


rickybobbyeverything

Drill a hole on 2 corners and put a big ass lanyard on it, like those key ones, and put a tile or airtag on it.


Break-88

Glue a 10mm socket to your buddy’s reader and watch it run home to its nest


AbzoluteZ3RO

OMG i've left my PIM in new cars like 3 times already i had to drive all the way down to the dirt lot to find it, then one time i left it in the cargo pocket of my work pants on friday, luckily i worked on saturday and found it before cintas picked it up on monday. now i put a long piece of yellow electric tape on it so it's easier to spot


SDBD89

Shove it up your ass, it’ll be hard to forget about in there


jlenko

Cinder block? Police Academy 2 vibes


Stoned42069

Attach it to an old chrome hubcap like the old bathroom keys at gas stations would be.


Apennatie

Attach a steel wire with a clip so that you can clip it to the car key or the tablet.


Emotional-Art-227

Memory Cable like for a motorcycle brake Disk lock.


LurksWithinTent

Put it in the big box that the old kit came in. Now I'm desperately trying to remember where my one is.


Myriadix

If you have an iPhone, strap an airtag to it. Otherwise a lanyard will do.


JizzDrizzl

Secure some small rope to it then find the biggest shiniest axle nut you can, then tie it to the rope. Never lost one since then.


RealUglyMF

Hoop a keyring through your foreskin and attach it to that


AinsleysPepperMill

I have a long keycord around it. Its long enough to hang over the indicator stalk when its plugged in, if I do forget it. A customer will notice it immediatly


Southern-Orchid-1786

Attach a bell to it so anyone moving the car will know it's there


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Southern-Orchid-1786: *Attach a bell to* *It so anyone moving* *The car will know it's there* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Nikoxio

As a side note: these OBD Link LX scanners have more than doubled in price from when I bought one in 2017. Are there any good alternatives before I have to replace mine for a second time?


dadusedtomakegames

We lost one last week. I buy the mx+ at 130 a pop for the shop. We have 3 currently.


Dje4321

I always just use an extension/breakout box anyway to save on connector wear. Makes it much more visible and harder to misplace


WeazelZeazel

Self sticking Velcro fasteners


christwtr

Not really creative. But i have a 20cm strip of ducttape attached to it. Attached to the top and bottom.. have lost it (yet). Also easier to remove if in a crappy place.


Important-Outcome-74

Airtag


swampcholla

In naval aviation we would attach that to a tailhook, or maybe a used Blue Death


MyHandIsADolfin

Airtag or tile chip. Super glue one to the mf so you can page/ring it from your phone lol


TC40093

AirTag


ShelfordPrefect

Get one of those wheeling stands people always have IV bags on in movies, tie the dealie to a length of bright pink ribbon, clip that to the top of the stand. Now you have to wheel the stand to whatever car you need to plug it into and if you have to take it off for whatever reason it's still got the long hi-viz tail


ruddy3499

I put a pink dog leash on my Mopar mds. I developed the habit over looping it around the turn signal switch. I don’t know if you have the capability but I can go to the bcm and honk the horn if I left it a car.


ganjaqu33n21

BOOF IT!


Narc0syn

Chain it to a nutsack piercing


carguy82j

Key lanyard.


grease_monkey

We just glue a lanyard to them. Still get left in cars but customers usually see them if nothing else


NetworkDeestroyer

Some guy at my work put the Caroling bells on his and glued bright orange stick off the end. Hard miss and easy to hear


saketaco

Glue a magnet or Velcro to it and stick it to a specific place on/in your toolbox.


YellowFogLights

Ziptie a ladle to it


Daffy1275

Chain a 4ft length of 6x2 painted pink to it. Downside is you may not be able to use it but you won't lose it.


soparamens

More zip ties


red18wrx

Attach it to a hubcap. 


zactotum

The only logical suggestion has been made (AirTag, tile, etc) so I offer this: 3d print an attachment for the top with a 90 degree bend in it that would stick out the door when it’s plugged in. Then you can’t shut the door if it’s still plugged in.


davethedj

put an air tag on it.


The-Riskiest-Biscuit

This reminds me of some dive bar I went to where you had to ask for a key to use the bathroom and the key was firmly attached to a large plastic restroom sign.


The-Riskiest-Biscuit

This reminds me of some dive bar I went to where you had to ask for a key to use the bathroom and the key was firmly attached to a large plastic restroom sign.


Nacho_Tools

I put a lanyard on mine, could also get and obd extension cable and hang it out the window when plugged in so you see it dangling there.


Bing_IRL

Glue it to the old one


Cheap_Ambition

I have a 2ft long red "remove before flight", flight aid attached.


floppyballz01

Apple tag right on the front of it! It’s not if you misplace it, it’s when….


ogeytheterrible

Get a retractable badge lanyard, one end goes to the module and the other end goes to a funnel. Anytime you see it you'll be likely to pick it up to make sure you didn't stain the surface with oil. Change the funnel out with a different size/type/color occasionally so you don't get complacent.


wobbleeduk85

I attached a bright key lanyard to mine. I see it when I get out the door and it's always annoyingly dangling at my feet when I'm using it.


k0uch

I have a VCM Lite, which is about twice the size of that thing. I still worry about losing it, so I attached a lanyard to it and keep it hung up on my wrench key holder.


EatGreyPouponTODAY

Kinda overkill but if you have access to a 3D printer, look up “Gridfinity.” Print some base plates, then print an OBD2 holder that sits on top of the base plates. That’s where I keep mine, alongside all my other Gridfinity-sorted tools.


notchoosingone

Fluorescent lanyard. I used to lose things like my pocket knife pretty regularly in my home workshop or even my messy-ass home office desk, but since I attached a very bright pink lanyard to them I've never had a problem. Much easier to notice when you're looking for a long strand of bright ribbon as opposed to a small device.


dadusedtomakegames

We put orange cones on cars that have tools in them.


uj7895

Which scanner does it go to?


Warp-Routine

I tied some paracord around ours (about 2') with a large nut at the other end. Worst case, customer gets in their car and comes back to ask about the ACME Roadrunner trap on their floorboard.


Grouchy_Baker

The techs in my shop use a red lanyard long enough to plug it in and over the turn signal switch so it obvious. The newbie almost lost it and he got his right of passage red lanyard 😂


beakerz2

Remove before flight flag.


Fat_Man_in_a_B29

Surgically attached to your forehead.


Objective-Result4465

Ryobi makes an OBD scanner now?!


Most_Mix_7505

put it in your wallet


saraphilipp

Gorilla tape it to your pubic hair.


Responsible_CDN_Duck

Take it as a sign you're probably regularly missing other service steps too, and create a checklist with stow ODB tool on that checklist.