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lucybubs

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apalmer15

She’s really starting to give middle aged and desperate to stay young vibes. She definitely looks her age with all of the plastic surgery.


External_Two2928

She reminds me of Kris when she was doing all those sexy photoshoots and the sisters all told her how sad and desperate she was being. Look who’s the Debbie desperado now


Toyger_

I feel like North could say to her “it’s so embarrassing for your life and your soul” in a few years.


External_Two2928

She probably already does😂


rhodesreed

She tells Kim she’s cringe which she really is


beepbooponyournose

“Mom, people are dying…”


Donut-Junkie76

Lol this would be EPIC! If and when North decides to sit and watch KUWTK (Hulu show isn’t worth it, total snnozefest), she’ll have enough material to roast her mother for the next 100 years. 😂


Strawberry_Wine_

Imagine those poor kids having this as your mom…or having no smiling pics of her (just that stupid kissy face). Time to grow up, Kimmmmeeeee!!!!


Alternative-Bird-589

“ hi fellow kids” 🤡


AppropriateOpening41

![gif](giphy|JTzPN5kkobFv7X0zPJ|downsized)


er1026

And please stop try to make the Kim-Marilyn comparison happen, cuz it’s not gonna. 🙄


RealAmericanJesus

I honestly thought this was old pics of Joan Rivers for a quick second...


even_less_resistance

![gif](giphy|L6eENETZGbmdq) At least Joan owned it 🤍


Ok-Storm-2591

🤣🤣🤣💀


MysteryPerker

Her kids must be so proud.


Legitimate-Tough6200

It’s it odd how they’ve don’t so much plastic surgery to look more youthful. But they’ve ended up looking like weird versions of their own age.


LieCalm6184

Kim will never understand there is more to sex appeal than just showing all your body parts. 


Danny-Wah

Right!!?? Especially nowadays, where nudity is as common as a bottle of water..


AppropriateOpening41

The audience of porn-brained men they cater to don’t care about that shit. Tacky attracts tacky. This is not a healthy hourglass or curvy body, this is some kind of Alien/Cyborg fetish.


Maxter_Blaster_

Tbh, the kardashians always seem to “cater” to women. Not men. I’m a dude, not once ever have any of my friends ever spoken or referenced any kardashian, not in well over a decade. Everything they do seems to cater to the female market. Just IMO.


Aggravating_Fact4264

But you guys aren't probably porn addicted. I had a porn addicted ex and his phone was full of people who had the same bbl/implants and lots of photoshop.


AppropriateOpening41

Yep, this exactly.


Demdolans

But it wasn't literally them. That's where I end up confused. Sure guys will want the bodies but they'll find Only fans girls who both look like that AND perform explicit acts. With Kylie I'm sure it's some sort of yacht girl situation. But with Kim and Khloe I don't see the point of the thirst traps . No one is checking for them. Even if you're a rich weirdo, there are tons of newer less botched versions.


Apprehensive_Spite97

I agree, but if they have been escorting all their life you develop a clientele. There are always men willing to pay. Especially for these. Just because we might not like them, these are traditional courtesan photography. And I can assure you they get paid..


mostlyysorry

I feel like they pay to get photographed at this point lol


whyamihere-idontcare

I think you’re right about normal guys not liking them lol, my ex jokingly told me he might not like me anymore since i used to watch KUWTK


Mr_Costington

The type of men who like this in your face overt sexuality also don’t like successful women so I see why they wouldn’t like the Kardashians. It must be really confusing for their boners.


vandmarar

No bc you’re so right it’s not her “body” as a whole it’s literally a collection of parts 😭 second wave feminists rolling in their graves rn


Yarabtranslation

Sex appeal isn’t something you can fake, isn’t something you can buy… that’s what drives her crazy and has her pushing 50 trying to skinwalk Marilyn. Let it go babe. You got famous from a sex tape that clearly demonstrated your lack of sex appeal. Your willingness to take your clothes off and to fuck made you a useful whore, not a siren, not a sex symbol. You & the fam are the modern day equivalent of a freak show- you never captivated with allure, beauty, talent… no, people just want to gawk.


cottageyarn

She always does that stupid ass pose in the first pic!!! It drives me CRAZY. She really thinks that 🧍🏻‍♀️ is sexy enough just because big ass and big tits 🙄


koko_belle

When I see her pose like this, I can't help but think she's still trying to win over Kanye because literally no one else wants to look at that. He's the one still obsessed with bbl's


jennluvrod

That is the truest and biggest understatement of the year right here.


mitch0acan

Especially with that wildly unattractive ass of hers, yikes


Holoafer

Do they just do photo shoots everyday?


An0nnAcc0unt

i was JUST telling my wife the other day. she talks about being a workaholic and her sisters/mom always talk about how busy she always is and how she's gonna burn out. her "work": - sit in her private jet for long flights - sit in her makeup chair for long makeup sessions - stand / sit in front of a camera for long photo shoots - sit in front of halo lighting for her TV show confessionals her life is NOT **WORK**, it's literally sitting on her ass day in and day out and avoiding parenting her children or doing any actual laborious activity.


AppropriateOpening41

And she *loves* taking photos of herself. Her “work” is made for her, by her and catered *to* her.


whyamihere-idontcare

She does no work except barking orders at her proles and yes men


didosfire

I wish I could personally pin this to the top of the entire sub lol. People reaaally need to look at it this way: just SITTING! Sometimes standing, but being posed by others after being decorated by others after being transported by others after being woken by others. No work, no individual talent or personality, just spending every waking moment as a cyborg/doll (photoshop + lies + the rest)...first of all that sounds boring, second, like you said, it is sitting! It is receiving! It is being acted UPON, it isn't work! (ETA: just to be clear I don’t think *modeling* isn’t work, i just don’t think that’s what any of them do lol. the same facial expression and physical poses with your mouth open for a decade is not modeling; visibly walking differently than every other actual professional on a runway isn’t either. this family does low effort nepo shit exclusively and this comment is about them, not everybody else who actually has put effort into entering and participating in the industries they decided they were a part of)


catonsteroids

Her and her family’s “work” and “jobs” are to keep trying to stay relevant and in the media, to keep the cash incoming, to keep funding their ridiculous lifestyles and feed their low self-esteem and fucked up body image. That’s all there is to it.


An0nnAcc0unt

they have marketing and management teams who are responsible for that. they just sit there....and....**be**.


malufa

I remember someone saying about this that there’s a different between “effort” and “hard work”. She might be putting a lot of effort into whatever she calls her job, but it’s not hard work


goldenretrieversays

Do they just do *embarrassing photo shoots every day? Yes


BigGrayDog

They think it's their job!


altdultosaurs

Honestly literally yes. And they save things up for when they have work done.


viscilly

bitch picks and chooses when to have ass, ribs and tits lmfao


whoisthismahn

literally where did the ozempic body go i’m so confused how it changes so fast


Yarabtranslation

You too can photoshop your photos to look like you have a different body every day!


FeralBaby7

I'm so genuinely curious why she stopped taking it.


Cherblake

💀


trottingturtles

Her obsession with dressing up as different famous women is so weird and creepy


Kittiikamii

She has no personality of her own so


Standup4whattt88

Agreed, narc behavior, but she has no talent of her own so she has to do what a no-talent narc does and rip off other women’s talent and hard work.


justlurkingimbored

![gif](giphy|3o6Zt7g9nH1nFGeBcQ)


ContentHost4459

Who is she today? It gave me grandma vibes.


trottingturtles

She's going for Marilyn Monroe with her face and hair at least, but failing miserably. No idea where she got the inspiration for the animal print bikini/mask combo... don't think MM ever wore this mess


boeufbourguignon_

I got Jane Mansfield


Delia_D

Bettie Page! (she could never) https://preview.redd.it/58vytick6y8d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ebb41dcbb475507dc25d7bb35da874554c352c8


LegitimateHat4808

I got Jayne https://preview.redd.it/xpgrvukidy8d1.jpeg?width=1301&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d02e40ce560820ddcc91b93fc406f17563596b1d


JollyMcStink

I got leopard print version of JoJo Siwa's Karma alt ego


Katerinaxoxo

Jayne was a smart beautiful woman who loved and adored her children. She was everything kimothy could never be.


britta

I was thinking Ariana after her new video


andreasmom

Maybe Raquel Welch?


LegitimateHat4808

Jayne Mansfield


LegitimateHat4808

Jayne Mansfield


vandmarar

Somebody tell Amanda Lepore to put it away


videokamera

She uses other people's fame to boost her own. It's her main strategy. Now google search any of these women and you will see photos of her. She's a leech.


tinynoodles420

Wait sooo smart yup ur def right


LegitimateHat4808

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ughnett666

it’s giving Trasha paytas


Most_Score_4457

Cat lady ?


auburn_clouds

Uncanny, tacky and embarassing. That 🦷 lower body makes her look disproportionately dumb.


CranberryZombie

Marylin didn’t die for this.


QueenMabs_Makeup0126

Neither did Jayne Mansfield.


Blackmetalvomit

At least her death put life saving automobile technology into effect.


261989

And thank goodness all three children survived. Including her young daughter Mariska Hartigay.


schrodingershousecat

How did I got this long not realizing her daughter is Mariska Hargitay


cujoh10

https://preview.redd.it/j2cr4t8apx8d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c89529647d5ca6e800b871a1833e8054bca78a5 This article had her STRESSED


International-Try566

Ugh. Imagine being so boring that you always want to be someone else.


queenswamprat

Who even asks for these???


jennluvrod

Yeah like what is it for. What’s she promoting besides herself. She literally just takes glamour shots and shows them to the public all the time.


whyamihere-idontcare

Only the Kardashians manage to be in lingerie but have no sex appeal


malufa

Kim channeling Jayne Mansfield is hilarious. Jayne Mansfield was an incredibly smart woman. She spoke 5 languages and was a trained violinist. In her private life she was nothing like her character. She very cynically played the dumb blonde role.


BoysenberryFit5530

Just why?! This is embarrassing and so cringe. I have srsly thought about unfollowing this sub bc of all the second hand embarrassment I have, but the laughs are too good 🤣


AppropriateOpening41

Same here!! Cant give up y’all and the humour but god the Kardashians themselves have become almost insufferable.


koalapsychologist

This is all she is, all she has, all she ever will be. Tragic.


coffeeebucks

That is some very flattering airbrushing going on


Miffysmom

We know you don’t look like that.


Bubbly-Ad1346

How is the whole world not sick of this overexposed, OVER-vacuous, narcissistic middle-aged mother of 4….


Altruistic-Split661

What a sad sight. Grandma please just have your yoghurt


Strange_Dust1704

Bleach blonde bad built botched body


darkandmoody69

Her body 💯 does not look good anymore. Despite the fact we are so bored of seeing it….. it (and her face) is botched af. The proportions are so off and unnatural, her bellybutton and stomach is weird and ugly from her extreme weight loss & lipo. Please retire and disappear already.


aletale9

I'm bored


loudandproud101

Lmfao imagine this being your mom😭😭


star-67

Go home Kim. Parent your kids and get a life


GullibleAd3549

The blonde looks terrible on her


Academic-Travel-4661

They must have a team of Photographers and photoshop experts that live on the property on 24/7 call. It’s so bizarre.


yourloyalsovereign

She stay cosplaying 🥴


Natural_Sock_6986

These people are so desperate and boring. As someone already commented, what’s the purpose of this? Maybe use your platform for good instead of desperately seeking attention.


QueenMabs_Makeup0126

Ofc she posts this, after the (negative) attention Kylie received earlier this week.


MelzaB

Is this supposed to be sexy and desirable? 


AppropriateOpening41

#Of course! Don’t you know? Frankenstein bride body is IN. Just put yourself back together with random body parts and you’ll look like Kim too!


HolyNunchucks

Has Mariska seen this!? She's so embarrassing.


HolyNunchucks

We can only hope she meets a worse fate than these poor women she's cosplaying as.


Any-Calligrapher8723

I’m so glad I blocked her.


Inevitable_Rate9652

Guess she’s off ozempic…..it’s weird actually seeing what her belly looks like since she always has on shape wear and you can’t see her belly button. Very strange body shape, BUT at least she’s not rail thin anymore


Moist_Phrase9669

Not the boob-rib merge again


nunyabidnessss

She’s losing it


Hereforthrgiggles

Cut price Marilyn Monroe knock off….she has no originality ….put it away…you will never have her class ![gif](giphy|82tDDGKbEUxUc)


bedtimecarebear

looks like she doesn’t have an asscrack


LetLive2934

She’s gained all her epic weight back


khyliedepp

Posting for Travis Barker, trying to get under Kourtney’s skin


ohdearwhathave

why does she look so smooshed


Nickyrosee

Oh so now we’re curvy kimothy? What happened to being skinny and chic? And sososo tiny 🥺🥺


justliles

Stale bread


Limp_Carry_459

It’s funny bc we all know that’s not what her ass really looks like 🤣😂


NyroLabelle

She looks every bit like a 40-something mom (with a bbl) in these. There's nothing wrong with that at all but we know she does NOT want to look like the 43 year old mom that she is.


Baxtru

Honestly, she’s starting to look older than her age. The blonde does nothing for her and all the botox/fillers makes her face look hard instead of soft and feminine.


ExistentialSonder

You know, she doesn’t have to sexualize herself, but her self esteem is so low and she loves to compare herself to other women, and she also literally can’t put in any effort into any other business or career bc it doesn’t give her instant validation, so she just keeps going with the “look at my butt” schtick and it’s just sad. She dug her grave, and helped her sisters dig their own too. Hence, Kylie’s idiotic and far removed from reality crying moment.


ExistentialSonder

Came back to say; her butt does NOT look good unless it’s clothed from the front or bent over from the back. If she were to stand up straight in that second slide … 🫣


Pleasant-Method-7186

That doesn’t look like a size 0 to me lmfao


horsetooth_mcgee

Lol right? *Every ounce* of that Ozempic weight came back.


Pasadenarose

She’s really lost it 🤡


Creepy_Pass_957

I wonder at what age is she going to finally think she’s too old to still be doing this


Zestyclose_Big_9090

KIM GO AWAY NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU.


lamegang

I want to see the unedited photos


vitaminseamonkey

can you imagine opening instagram and your mom is posting this lmfao


XAlEA-12

This is embarrassing. Kept it to yourself next time Kim


elkaholicsanonymoose

This might be her worst photoshoot yet


andreeeeeaaaaaaaaa

That's not how underwear works love.... https://preview.redd.it/grluyx6pry8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f88104113cfc1973add300e53ca66eb7a83e9d3


Ill_Pay_6254

Has she crossed to Only fans? I don't get these daily photos.


Right_Ad4135

She wants the Marilyn effect so bad


ofpalwaysxD

I thought she was on ozempic


mrsj74

Still wearing the band aids too.


picklepajamabutt

WHY?


UpstairsLandscape831

![gif](giphy|pQ4HDSsvEUCv6)


Mindless_Map_7780

She and I are about the same age… I just don’t see fun sexy flirty in these pics… where is the wow…. If she wants to be an actress - she should be able to emote something


myownquest

This girl THIRSTY 🤭


Feisty-Power-6617

Black and White too… must be covering up something or it is easier to filter


lalaxoxo__

She gained weight again?


Terrible_Macaroon890

Does she do anything else?


andreaaaa502

What is the reason??? Is this an ad campaign?? No???? Then it’s fucking weird that you’re just posing in ya panties for likes in your 40s.


sususushi88

Idk how old she is buy I know she's too damn old for these photoshoots.


Affectionate-Royal68

She believes a mask will take away from all her faults. She’s mistaken.


j4321g4321

Dying to be Marilyn Monroe


pork_soup

It’s giving Madonna but like the trying super hard and failing to stay relevant Madonna lmao


RunWeird1270

She'll never even come close to Marilyn it's insulting


deleted3131

lmao she is competing with Kylie… Kylie posts Schiaparelli pink boobie dress and gets so much attention so the next day Kim posts pics with all of her clothes off, desperate much


Resource-National

What a sad boring life


Maleficent_Virus_556

Did we need a photo of her farting into the camera


Illustrious_Ice_8709

Seriously, who is paying her to do this? Who is buying it? What's the market for a middle age woman playing dress up with their ass cheeks showing? It ain't even Halloween, nor is it remotely sexy.... I'm confused.....


Zbrchk

Oh girl you WISH


KlatuuBarradaNicto

The Marilyn is strong today.


MasterDriver8002

STUPID


kikomanni

https://preview.redd.it/n76kt5o7ny8d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=460359f324c1d46b60152b4df528806df1dc587e


Cupcakebutt90

Photoshop working overtime 🥴


Velvetina88

Who asked for this?


purplegrave

What even is the 2nd pose y’all are telling me this lady has been modeling for how long


Jumpy-Editor6362

She’s so annoying


Littlewing1307

She's no Marilyn that's for sure


DamonTheAlboner

her being kim k aside, this wouldn’t be an awful photoshoot if she wasn’t trying so hard to stay young. dare i say it’s okay to be 40+!!!


pastelera16

She's definitely off ozempic


MommaAKirsner

OMG! She wishes this is how she actually looked.


luckyme1123

I can not roll my eyes hard enough over this.


Aggressive_Dog_5844

In the words of Jasmine Crockett - Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body ![gif](giphy|igozQRvTUaljao7uWU)


goldenretrieversays

Isn't she someone's mom


Lunakill

https://i.redd.it/y0gqnjdyxx8d1.gif


JackSpratCould

Sex "kitten"


Common_Objective_461

Instant meme


johnburrowsfan

She already ruined MMs iconic dress, now this???


Lakarmaluv2013

Jayne? She wishes ![gif](giphy|5WJeGvDoRPUOMiXYzG)


Primary-Ganache6199

Now she’s going for a Marilyn Monroe body instead of some grotesque coke bottle?


Primary-Ganache6199

Kim looks like she just took a giantic dump is reaching for a tissue in the 2nd Picture.


Lizornot

at least she finally put a little weight on


russiangame12445

Her body looks kinda normal and healthy here? Does she photoshop her bbl to be smaller?! I swear one day it looks small and the next it’s huge..


stinkiest-truffle

She looks frumpy


mshoneybadger

BASIC


rupexo

okay but where have all her scars gone from those pap photos a month back? https://i.redd.it/9bc7oxtzkz8d1.gif


Oldsoldierbear

That bra top is really deforming her implants.


OverGas3958

We need a collective restraining order from this woman.


missnaviqueen

Why?


BigGrayDog

Trash at it's finest. Ugly woman!


Feisty-Power-6617

FUgly comes to mind… yeah my low effort post…


loudandproud101

She doesn’t look human(not in the way she wants tho💀)


Ill_Pay_6254

Playing Dress up daily!!!!!!she's beyond desperate to stay relevant. You're a mom maybe fix them first since you can't fix you.


Delicious_Agency29

This bitch is NEVER EVER gonna be Marylin Monroe! ughhhh


orca_t

![gif](giphy|c5FhF1waAJ5wk)


pchandler45

![gif](giphy|8HMQXuPGsXBPjbn81C)


Smokeahontous

Lol i cant


tweedtybird67

Still NOT Marilyn Monroe


unic0rn_scrapple

It’s giving nothing.


Key_Bee7805

Kim cosplaying as Marilyn Monroe


Embarrassed-Hat3196

Do these people just randomly have photoshoots every other day???? Like normal people just take selfies. This seems like a lot of boredom


thetinybasher

https://preview.redd.it/mzyp0wyedz8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d93cdd38870cc150925c216f61a383f4f6259ce


Conscious_Potato_306

Why does everything have to be so fuckin weird all the time


oxynugget

all kim does is cosplay


koolasakukumba

![gif](giphy|0Vv0Ne2CnOClIExIuL)


kajais

She prob thought she was so brave for not doing the Mewtwo body photoshop


overlockk

I found these pictures of your mom!!!