She reminds me of Kris when she was doing all those sexy photoshoots and the sisters all told her how sad and desperate she was being. Look who’s the Debbie desperado now
Lol this would be EPIC! If and when North decides to sit and watch KUWTK (Hulu show isn’t worth it, total snnozefest), she’ll have enough material to roast her mother for the next 100 years. 😂
The audience of porn-brained men they cater to don’t care about that shit. Tacky attracts tacky. This is not a healthy hourglass or curvy body, this is some kind of Alien/Cyborg fetish.
Tbh, the kardashians always seem to “cater” to women. Not men. I’m a dude, not once ever have any of my friends ever spoken or referenced any kardashian, not in well over a decade.
Everything they do seems to cater to the female market. Just IMO.
But you guys aren't probably porn addicted. I had a porn addicted ex and his phone was full of people who had the same bbl/implants and lots of photoshop.
But it wasn't literally them. That's where I end up confused. Sure guys will want the bodies but they'll find Only fans girls who both look like that AND perform explicit acts. With Kylie I'm sure it's some sort of yacht girl situation. But with Kim and Khloe I don't see the point of the thirst traps . No one is checking for them. Even if you're a rich weirdo, there are tons of newer less botched versions.
I agree, but if they have been escorting all their life you develop a clientele. There are always men willing to pay. Especially for these. Just because we might not like them, these are traditional courtesan photography. And I can assure you they get paid..
The type of men who like this in your face overt sexuality also don’t like successful women so I see why they wouldn’t like the Kardashians. It must be really confusing for their boners.
Sex appeal isn’t something you can fake, isn’t something you can buy… that’s what drives her crazy and has her pushing 50 trying to skinwalk Marilyn. Let it go babe. You got famous from a sex tape that clearly demonstrated your lack of sex appeal. Your willingness to take your clothes off and to fuck made you a useful whore, not a siren, not a sex symbol. You & the fam are the modern day equivalent of a freak show- you never captivated with allure, beauty, talent… no, people just want to gawk.
She always does that stupid ass pose in the first pic!!! It drives me CRAZY. She really thinks that 🧍🏻♀️ is sexy enough just because big ass and big tits 🙄
When I see her pose like this, I can't help but think she's still trying to win over Kanye because literally no one else wants to look at that. He's the one still obsessed with bbl's
i was JUST telling my wife the other day. she talks about being a workaholic and her sisters/mom always talk about how busy she always is and how she's gonna burn out.
her "work":
- sit in her private jet for long flights
- sit in her makeup chair for long makeup sessions
- stand / sit in front of a camera for long photo shoots
- sit in front of halo lighting for her TV show confessionals
her life is NOT **WORK**, it's literally sitting on her ass day in and day out and avoiding parenting her children or doing any actual laborious activity.
I wish I could personally pin this to the top of the entire sub lol. People reaaally need to look at it this way: just SITTING! Sometimes standing, but being posed by others after being decorated by others after being transported by others after being woken by others. No work, no individual talent or personality, just spending every waking moment as a cyborg/doll (photoshop + lies + the rest)...first of all that sounds boring, second, like you said, it is sitting! It is receiving! It is being acted UPON, it isn't work!
(ETA: just to be clear I don’t think *modeling* isn’t work, i just don’t think that’s what any of them do lol. the same facial expression and physical poses with your mouth open for a decade is not modeling; visibly walking differently than every other actual professional on a runway isn’t either. this family does low effort nepo shit exclusively and this comment is about them, not everybody else who actually has put effort into entering and participating in the industries they decided they were a part of)
Her and her family’s “work” and “jobs” are to keep trying to stay relevant and in the media, to keep the cash incoming, to keep funding their ridiculous lifestyles and feed their low self-esteem and fucked up body image. That’s all there is to it.
I remember someone saying about this that there’s a different between “effort” and “hard work”. She might be putting a lot of effort into whatever she calls her job, but it’s not hard work
She's going for Marilyn Monroe with her face and hair at least, but failing miserably. No idea where she got the inspiration for the animal print bikini/mask combo... don't think MM ever wore this mess
She uses other people's fame to boost her own. It's her main strategy. Now google search any of these women and you will see photos of her. She's a leech.
Kim channeling Jayne Mansfield is hilarious. Jayne Mansfield was an incredibly smart woman. She spoke 5 languages and was a trained violinist. In her private life she was nothing like her character. She very cynically played the dumb blonde role.
Just why?! This is embarrassing and so cringe. I have srsly thought about unfollowing this sub bc of all the second hand embarrassment I have, but the laughs are too good 🤣
Her body 💯 does not look good anymore. Despite the fact we are so bored of seeing it….. it (and her face) is botched af. The proportions are so off and unnatural, her bellybutton and stomach is weird and ugly from her extreme weight loss & lipo. Please retire and disappear already.
These people are so desperate and boring. As someone already commented, what’s the purpose of this? Maybe use your platform for good instead of desperately seeking attention.
Guess she’s off ozempic…..it’s weird actually seeing what her belly looks like since she always has on shape wear and you can’t see her belly button. Very strange body shape, BUT at least she’s not rail thin anymore
She looks every bit like a 40-something mom (with a bbl) in these. There's nothing wrong with that at all but we know she does NOT want to look like the 43 year old mom that she is.
Honestly, she’s starting to look older than her age. The blonde does nothing for her and all the botox/fillers makes her face look hard instead of soft and feminine.
You know, she doesn’t have to sexualize herself, but her self esteem is so low and she loves to compare herself to other women, and she also literally can’t put in any effort into any other business or career bc it doesn’t give her instant validation, so she just keeps going with the “look at my butt” schtick and it’s just sad. She dug her grave, and helped her sisters dig their own too. Hence, Kylie’s idiotic and far removed from reality crying moment.
Came back to say; her butt does NOT look good unless it’s clothed from the front or bent over from the back. If she were to stand up straight in that second slide … 🫣
That's not how underwear works love....
https://preview.redd.it/grluyx6pry8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f88104113cfc1973add300e53ca66eb7a83e9d3
She and I are about the same age… I just don’t see fun sexy flirty in these pics… where is the wow…. If she wants to be an actress - she should be able to emote something
lmao she is competing with Kylie… Kylie posts Schiaparelli pink boobie dress and gets so much attention so the next day Kim posts pics with all of her clothes off, desperate much
Seriously, who is paying her to do this? Who is buying it? What's the market for a middle age woman playing dress up with their ass cheeks showing? It ain't even Halloween, nor is it remotely sexy.... I'm confused.....
https://preview.redd.it/4ak70r907z8d1.png?width=340&format=png&auto=webp&s=9863b2796a952410c3a17183b12b8c022c085827
She’s really starting to give middle aged and desperate to stay young vibes. She definitely looks her age with all of the plastic surgery.
She reminds me of Kris when she was doing all those sexy photoshoots and the sisters all told her how sad and desperate she was being. Look who’s the Debbie desperado now
I feel like North could say to her “it’s so embarrassing for your life and your soul” in a few years.
She probably already does😂
She tells Kim she’s cringe which she really is
“Mom, people are dying…”
Lol this would be EPIC! If and when North decides to sit and watch KUWTK (Hulu show isn’t worth it, total snnozefest), she’ll have enough material to roast her mother for the next 100 years. 😂
Imagine those poor kids having this as your mom…or having no smiling pics of her (just that stupid kissy face). Time to grow up, Kimmmmeeeee!!!!
“ hi fellow kids” 🤡
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And please stop try to make the Kim-Marilyn comparison happen, cuz it’s not gonna. 🙄
I honestly thought this was old pics of Joan Rivers for a quick second...
![gif](giphy|L6eENETZGbmdq) At least Joan owned it 🤍
🤣🤣🤣💀
Her kids must be so proud.
It’s it odd how they’ve don’t so much plastic surgery to look more youthful. But they’ve ended up looking like weird versions of their own age.
Kim will never understand there is more to sex appeal than just showing all your body parts.
Right!!?? Especially nowadays, where nudity is as common as a bottle of water..
The audience of porn-brained men they cater to don’t care about that shit. Tacky attracts tacky. This is not a healthy hourglass or curvy body, this is some kind of Alien/Cyborg fetish.
Tbh, the kardashians always seem to “cater” to women. Not men. I’m a dude, not once ever have any of my friends ever spoken or referenced any kardashian, not in well over a decade. Everything they do seems to cater to the female market. Just IMO.
But you guys aren't probably porn addicted. I had a porn addicted ex and his phone was full of people who had the same bbl/implants and lots of photoshop.
Yep, this exactly.
But it wasn't literally them. That's where I end up confused. Sure guys will want the bodies but they'll find Only fans girls who both look like that AND perform explicit acts. With Kylie I'm sure it's some sort of yacht girl situation. But with Kim and Khloe I don't see the point of the thirst traps . No one is checking for them. Even if you're a rich weirdo, there are tons of newer less botched versions.
I agree, but if they have been escorting all their life you develop a clientele. There are always men willing to pay. Especially for these. Just because we might not like them, these are traditional courtesan photography. And I can assure you they get paid..
I feel like they pay to get photographed at this point lol
I think you’re right about normal guys not liking them lol, my ex jokingly told me he might not like me anymore since i used to watch KUWTK
The type of men who like this in your face overt sexuality also don’t like successful women so I see why they wouldn’t like the Kardashians. It must be really confusing for their boners.
No bc you’re so right it’s not her “body” as a whole it’s literally a collection of parts 😭 second wave feminists rolling in their graves rn
Sex appeal isn’t something you can fake, isn’t something you can buy… that’s what drives her crazy and has her pushing 50 trying to skinwalk Marilyn. Let it go babe. You got famous from a sex tape that clearly demonstrated your lack of sex appeal. Your willingness to take your clothes off and to fuck made you a useful whore, not a siren, not a sex symbol. You & the fam are the modern day equivalent of a freak show- you never captivated with allure, beauty, talent… no, people just want to gawk.
She always does that stupid ass pose in the first pic!!! It drives me CRAZY. She really thinks that 🧍🏻♀️ is sexy enough just because big ass and big tits 🙄
When I see her pose like this, I can't help but think she's still trying to win over Kanye because literally no one else wants to look at that. He's the one still obsessed with bbl's
That is the truest and biggest understatement of the year right here.
Especially with that wildly unattractive ass of hers, yikes
Do they just do photo shoots everyday?
i was JUST telling my wife the other day. she talks about being a workaholic and her sisters/mom always talk about how busy she always is and how she's gonna burn out. her "work": - sit in her private jet for long flights - sit in her makeup chair for long makeup sessions - stand / sit in front of a camera for long photo shoots - sit in front of halo lighting for her TV show confessionals her life is NOT **WORK**, it's literally sitting on her ass day in and day out and avoiding parenting her children or doing any actual laborious activity.
And she *loves* taking photos of herself. Her “work” is made for her, by her and catered *to* her.
She does no work except barking orders at her proles and yes men
I wish I could personally pin this to the top of the entire sub lol. People reaaally need to look at it this way: just SITTING! Sometimes standing, but being posed by others after being decorated by others after being transported by others after being woken by others. No work, no individual talent or personality, just spending every waking moment as a cyborg/doll (photoshop + lies + the rest)...first of all that sounds boring, second, like you said, it is sitting! It is receiving! It is being acted UPON, it isn't work! (ETA: just to be clear I don’t think *modeling* isn’t work, i just don’t think that’s what any of them do lol. the same facial expression and physical poses with your mouth open for a decade is not modeling; visibly walking differently than every other actual professional on a runway isn’t either. this family does low effort nepo shit exclusively and this comment is about them, not everybody else who actually has put effort into entering and participating in the industries they decided they were a part of)
Her and her family’s “work” and “jobs” are to keep trying to stay relevant and in the media, to keep the cash incoming, to keep funding their ridiculous lifestyles and feed their low self-esteem and fucked up body image. That’s all there is to it.
they have marketing and management teams who are responsible for that. they just sit there....and....**be**.
I remember someone saying about this that there’s a different between “effort” and “hard work”. She might be putting a lot of effort into whatever she calls her job, but it’s not hard work
Do they just do *embarrassing photo shoots every day? Yes
They think it's their job!
Honestly literally yes. And they save things up for when they have work done.
bitch picks and chooses when to have ass, ribs and tits lmfao
literally where did the ozempic body go i’m so confused how it changes so fast
You too can photoshop your photos to look like you have a different body every day!
I'm so genuinely curious why she stopped taking it.
💀
Her obsession with dressing up as different famous women is so weird and creepy
She has no personality of her own so
Agreed, narc behavior, but she has no talent of her own so she has to do what a no-talent narc does and rip off other women’s talent and hard work.
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Who is she today? It gave me grandma vibes.
She's going for Marilyn Monroe with her face and hair at least, but failing miserably. No idea where she got the inspiration for the animal print bikini/mask combo... don't think MM ever wore this mess
I got Jane Mansfield
Bettie Page! (she could never) https://preview.redd.it/58vytick6y8d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ebb41dcbb475507dc25d7bb35da874554c352c8
I got Jayne https://preview.redd.it/xpgrvukidy8d1.jpeg?width=1301&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d02e40ce560820ddcc91b93fc406f17563596b1d
I got leopard print version of JoJo Siwa's Karma alt ego
Jayne was a smart beautiful woman who loved and adored her children. She was everything kimothy could never be.
I was thinking Ariana after her new video
Maybe Raquel Welch?
Jayne Mansfield
Jayne Mansfield
Somebody tell Amanda Lepore to put it away
She uses other people's fame to boost her own. It's her main strategy. Now google search any of these women and you will see photos of her. She's a leech.
Wait sooo smart yup ur def right
https://preview.redd.it/teaxxf31dy8d1.jpeg?width=796&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bd8f3df62da839f6d588528e62641b72257438a
it’s giving Trasha paytas
Cat lady ?
Uncanny, tacky and embarassing. That 🦷 lower body makes her look disproportionately dumb.
Marylin didn’t die for this.
Neither did Jayne Mansfield.
At least her death put life saving automobile technology into effect.
And thank goodness all three children survived. Including her young daughter Mariska Hartigay.
How did I got this long not realizing her daughter is Mariska Hargitay
https://preview.redd.it/j2cr4t8apx8d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c89529647d5ca6e800b871a1833e8054bca78a5 This article had her STRESSED
Ugh. Imagine being so boring that you always want to be someone else.
Who even asks for these???
Yeah like what is it for. What’s she promoting besides herself. She literally just takes glamour shots and shows them to the public all the time.
Only the Kardashians manage to be in lingerie but have no sex appeal
Kim channeling Jayne Mansfield is hilarious. Jayne Mansfield was an incredibly smart woman. She spoke 5 languages and was a trained violinist. In her private life she was nothing like her character. She very cynically played the dumb blonde role.
Just why?! This is embarrassing and so cringe. I have srsly thought about unfollowing this sub bc of all the second hand embarrassment I have, but the laughs are too good 🤣
Same here!! Cant give up y’all and the humour but god the Kardashians themselves have become almost insufferable.
This is all she is, all she has, all she ever will be. Tragic.
That is some very flattering airbrushing going on
We know you don’t look like that.
How is the whole world not sick of this overexposed, OVER-vacuous, narcissistic middle-aged mother of 4….
What a sad sight. Grandma please just have your yoghurt
Bleach blonde bad built botched body
Her body 💯 does not look good anymore. Despite the fact we are so bored of seeing it….. it (and her face) is botched af. The proportions are so off and unnatural, her bellybutton and stomach is weird and ugly from her extreme weight loss & lipo. Please retire and disappear already.
I'm bored
Lmfao imagine this being your mom😭😭
Go home Kim. Parent your kids and get a life
The blonde looks terrible on her
They must have a team of Photographers and photoshop experts that live on the property on 24/7 call. It’s so bizarre.
She stay cosplaying 🥴
These people are so desperate and boring. As someone already commented, what’s the purpose of this? Maybe use your platform for good instead of desperately seeking attention.
Ofc she posts this, after the (negative) attention Kylie received earlier this week.
Is this supposed to be sexy and desirable?
#Of course! Don’t you know? Frankenstein bride body is IN. Just put yourself back together with random body parts and you’ll look like Kim too!
Has Mariska seen this!? She's so embarrassing.
We can only hope she meets a worse fate than these poor women she's cosplaying as.
I’m so glad I blocked her.
Guess she’s off ozempic…..it’s weird actually seeing what her belly looks like since she always has on shape wear and you can’t see her belly button. Very strange body shape, BUT at least she’s not rail thin anymore
Not the boob-rib merge again
She’s losing it
Cut price Marilyn Monroe knock off….she has no originality ….put it away…you will never have her class ![gif](giphy|82tDDGKbEUxUc)
looks like she doesn’t have an asscrack
She’s gained all her epic weight back
Posting for Travis Barker, trying to get under Kourtney’s skin
why does she look so smooshed
Oh so now we’re curvy kimothy? What happened to being skinny and chic? And sososo tiny 🥺🥺
Stale bread
It’s funny bc we all know that’s not what her ass really looks like 🤣😂
She looks every bit like a 40-something mom (with a bbl) in these. There's nothing wrong with that at all but we know she does NOT want to look like the 43 year old mom that she is.
Honestly, she’s starting to look older than her age. The blonde does nothing for her and all the botox/fillers makes her face look hard instead of soft and feminine.
You know, she doesn’t have to sexualize herself, but her self esteem is so low and she loves to compare herself to other women, and she also literally can’t put in any effort into any other business or career bc it doesn’t give her instant validation, so she just keeps going with the “look at my butt” schtick and it’s just sad. She dug her grave, and helped her sisters dig their own too. Hence, Kylie’s idiotic and far removed from reality crying moment.
Came back to say; her butt does NOT look good unless it’s clothed from the front or bent over from the back. If she were to stand up straight in that second slide … 🫣
That doesn’t look like a size 0 to me lmfao
Lol right? *Every ounce* of that Ozempic weight came back.
She’s really lost it 🤡
I wonder at what age is she going to finally think she’s too old to still be doing this
KIM GO AWAY NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU.
I want to see the unedited photos
can you imagine opening instagram and your mom is posting this lmfao
This is embarrassing. Kept it to yourself next time Kim
This might be her worst photoshoot yet
That's not how underwear works love.... https://preview.redd.it/grluyx6pry8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f88104113cfc1973add300e53ca66eb7a83e9d3
Has she crossed to Only fans? I don't get these daily photos.
She wants the Marilyn effect so bad
I thought she was on ozempic
Still wearing the band aids too.
WHY?
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She and I are about the same age… I just don’t see fun sexy flirty in these pics… where is the wow…. If she wants to be an actress - she should be able to emote something
This girl THIRSTY 🤭
Black and White too… must be covering up something or it is easier to filter
She gained weight again?
Does she do anything else?
What is the reason??? Is this an ad campaign?? No???? Then it’s fucking weird that you’re just posing in ya panties for likes in your 40s.
Idk how old she is buy I know she's too damn old for these photoshoots.
She believes a mask will take away from all her faults. She’s mistaken.
Dying to be Marilyn Monroe
It’s giving Madonna but like the trying super hard and failing to stay relevant Madonna lmao
She'll never even come close to Marilyn it's insulting
lmao she is competing with Kylie… Kylie posts Schiaparelli pink boobie dress and gets so much attention so the next day Kim posts pics with all of her clothes off, desperate much
What a sad boring life
Did we need a photo of her farting into the camera
Seriously, who is paying her to do this? Who is buying it? What's the market for a middle age woman playing dress up with their ass cheeks showing? It ain't even Halloween, nor is it remotely sexy.... I'm confused.....
Oh girl you WISH
The Marilyn is strong today.
STUPID
https://preview.redd.it/n76kt5o7ny8d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=460359f324c1d46b60152b4df528806df1dc587e
Photoshop working overtime 🥴
Who asked for this?
What even is the 2nd pose y’all are telling me this lady has been modeling for how long
She’s so annoying
She's no Marilyn that's for sure
her being kim k aside, this wouldn’t be an awful photoshoot if she wasn’t trying so hard to stay young. dare i say it’s okay to be 40+!!!
She's definitely off ozempic
OMG! She wishes this is how she actually looked.
I can not roll my eyes hard enough over this.
In the words of Jasmine Crockett - Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body ![gif](giphy|igozQRvTUaljao7uWU)
Isn't she someone's mom
https://i.redd.it/y0gqnjdyxx8d1.gif
Sex "kitten"
Instant meme
She already ruined MMs iconic dress, now this???
Jayne? She wishes ![gif](giphy|5WJeGvDoRPUOMiXYzG)
Now she’s going for a Marilyn Monroe body instead of some grotesque coke bottle?
Kim looks like she just took a giantic dump is reaching for a tissue in the 2nd Picture.
at least she finally put a little weight on
Her body looks kinda normal and healthy here? Does she photoshop her bbl to be smaller?! I swear one day it looks small and the next it’s huge..
She looks frumpy
BASIC
okay but where have all her scars gone from those pap photos a month back? https://i.redd.it/9bc7oxtzkz8d1.gif
That bra top is really deforming her implants.
We need a collective restraining order from this woman.
Why?
Trash at it's finest. Ugly woman!
FUgly comes to mind… yeah my low effort post…
She doesn’t look human(not in the way she wants tho💀)
Playing Dress up daily!!!!!!she's beyond desperate to stay relevant. You're a mom maybe fix them first since you can't fix you.
This bitch is NEVER EVER gonna be Marylin Monroe! ughhhh
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Lol i cant
Still NOT Marilyn Monroe
It’s giving nothing.
Kim cosplaying as Marilyn Monroe
Do these people just randomly have photoshoots every other day???? Like normal people just take selfies. This seems like a lot of boredom
https://preview.redd.it/mzyp0wyedz8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d93cdd38870cc150925c216f61a383f4f6259ce
Why does everything have to be so fuckin weird all the time
all kim does is cosplay
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She prob thought she was so brave for not doing the Mewtwo body photoshop
I found these pictures of your mom!!!