Our dispute does not consist of a score of my men against you, nay, it is I that stands solitary against a score of your brethren, should I be compelled to smite every rapscallion contributing to your fraudulent manuscripts
Yea, let them stand forth, I shall decimate them in kind, beg your chief confidant BEAM to preside by thy side.
Is it possible that I am performing combat against the supernatural or sentient machines? It seems that you believe you are similar to the individual Joel Osteen.
Bemusing, the lad did appear in a moving picture dubbed "sentient machines"; accordingly my sense of undying intuition instructeth me to hasten his morbidity
Does thou memory aid you? Sir Anthony “Dominant Canine” Tiffith, to whom do they believe they are attempting to affect in such a playful, yet offensive manner?
It is comical and lacks furtuity that the actor Haley Joel Osmeent starred in the critically acclaimed film “A.I”, but my extrasensory perception is informing me to eliminate him
It is not a scenario of twenty individuals against a single person, but rather a confrontation of one person against a group of twenty should I find it necessary to address those who choose to collaborate with you.
Having attained the necessary qualifications, I rightfully lay claim to the title of Boogeyman, and will act henceforth as the primary agent in accumulating points against our adversaries
And die by the sword he must. What say you, Drake? There have been unsavory whispers about your debauchery. I must warn you, never to set foot in those dungeons, lest you find out what happens to degenerates like yourself
Although you claim to be an authentic romantic, you and the company with which you conduct business are indisputably sexual deviants of the most severe degree.
Are you under the impression that Bay Area constituents would allow you to speak ill of Mr. Shakur, neighbor?\
I believe your performance in Oakland may very well be your final visit, neighbor.
You have made a habit to visit the Peach State when you find yourself in dire financial strain\
Allow me to elaborate the bare essentials of what I consider a litmus test for those that present themselves as respectable African American men
You contacted Sir Nayvadius Cash when you found your works were not being distributed in urban dancehalls\
Lord Armani Jones educated you in the nuances of colloquialisms\
Viscount Shéyaa Bin Abraham-Joseph fraudulently inflated the public’s perception of you \
Mister Jeffrey Williams lead you to the impression that you are a fellow member of a criminal syndicate\
Count Quavious Keyate urged you to consider your comfortable upbringing\
Baron Tauheed Epps had publicly vouched for you but it appears he was not so honest
The aforementioned state of affairs leads me to conclude that you are not a contributory member in good standing of this fine group, but instead are cynically engaged in purely rent seeking behaviors.
How much ammunition do I have left in the armoury? One perhaps, two perhaps, or might I say even three or four or even five? Nay, I have that and another five left in my armoury.
You, sir, are a scoundrel of the most deviant nature, and those of your ilk should avoid public forums so as to spare the good townsfolk your degeneracy.
For what reason could I possibly grant you my belief? Even under prior circumstances wherein said belief could have been imbued, you have never once begun to instill even an iota of confidence so as to warrant wholehearted belief from any individual, let alone myself!
For you have:
Firstly, told falsehoods about the religious denomination you personally subscribe to.
Secondly, told falsehoods pertaining to your medical history and elective procedures you have undertaken.
Thirdly, told falsehoods through the dialect you utilize, which, under natural circumstances would arise from the geographic region from which you hail, which is most certainly not what is exhibited in this situation. For the sake of emphasis, I hold the conviction that this point is particularly perjurious.
Fourth, told falsehoods concerning your utilization of uncredited authors who you treat as incorporeally as a ghoul.
Fifth, told falsehoods regarding your business associates, which needs be remarked that every last one of them acts as cowardly and deceitful as you.
Sixth, told falsehoods about the existence of your son, whom you have previously hid and had to claim as your own once accused on previous occasion.
Seventh, told falsehoods about the existence of your daughter, whom the world has not yet had knowledge of prior to this verbal indictment.
Told innumerable falsehoods concerning the unknowable number of children whose births you are responsible for that we are still as of yet unacquainted with, who they themselves undoubtedly wish to relish in the day-to-day presence of their biological father.
Finally, told falsehoods with relation to the singular peer who has the ability to even offer assistance to you in your time of need, which consequently means that it would be wise for you to forfeit any hope of receiving my assistance at a later date. Indelibly, this conflict is no longer a conflict of man against man, but rather a conflict of a man against himself.
You have my profound gratitude for this enumeration of the obfuscations, disinformations, omissions of fact, and falsehoods put forth by one Mr. Aubrey "Drake" Graham upon his unsuspecting adherents, partisans, and other interested parties.
In the early 21st century, prominent poet Sir K.L. Duckworth’s open letter addressed to a one Canadian Knight Aubrey Graham was perceived by many to be a phenomenal literary work. On its own it indeed is, but reading between the lines reveals it was merely a precautionary preamble. Hindsight is 20/20, and soon after a follow up was published that worked to solidify the allegations Duckworth lay at Grahams feet, and patrons all over the country were enamored with the work, sharing it amongst themselves many would go on to declare an intellectual victory.
This reads like an MK-Ultra trigger phrase
Some poor guy out there read this and now they're prematurely heading to a government building with a suspiciously long bouquet of roses. That guy is me thanks a lot get out of my head get out of my head get out of my hea
Dear Sandra, though my words may bear weight, i encourage you to kindly listen.
The individual in which you birthed is a man of atrocious taste, I do indeed believe the likes of his kind should perish.
The individual known more broadly as Baka, whose Christian name is Travis Savoury, has in the past had a legal proceeding brought against him which is disquieting in nature. Yet, in full knowledge of the charges thereof, you, Mr. Aubrey Drake Graham, have continued a close association and business relationship with Mr. Savoury. I invite you to extrapolate upon your reasoning for continuing this aforementioned affiliation, as it appears that you, Mr Aubrey Drake Graham, contrary to your postulation of certification in the realm of physical attraction and the activities therein, may in fact share a mutual interest with Mr. Savoury in the pursuit of illicit activities involving persons who have yet to ascend to the legal definition of maturity.
Given that one is attempting to auralize an array of three musical notes, it is likely to be the minor vi chord of the C major key, alternatively known as the minor i chord in its relative key of A minorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Aubrey Drake Graham, you stand accused of a preference for those whose age barely exceeds the single figures.
Should you lamentably find yourself incarcerated, I regret to inform you that this would end tragically (for you if no one else)
To any young lady entering into a courtship with this vagabond, I entreat that you conceal your younger sibling from his wandering eyes and obscene grasps
I am reliably informed that Nessel Breezer (an apt name for someone whose personality resembles a sick wind of defecation) is the only one of your party to receive your victims after you have finished performing your acts of disgusting depravity
Jahron Braithwaite is also present but he is dosing himself with laudanum
The ironically named Travis Savoury has been accused of the most sickening and in fact unsavoury crimes and one must question why you allow him in your social orbit
I think it's because you're a pack of fucking kiddy fiddlers
You assume the people of the San Francisco Bay Area would permit you to besmirch the name of Tupac Amaru Shakur, nigga?
I insist that your performance in the city of Oakland shall in fact be your final sojourn, nigga.
You have done afoul the reputation of Jermaine Cole; your insistence on pretending otherwise confounds.
Discern to me the nature of your strigidae companions! Avian fellows? Avian madams?
Commence!
At times, it is nessaary to emerge suddenly and demonstrate your accolades to your adversaries.
Recognized as a formidable figure, I am the one who elevates the situation against him. I confront him directly, fully aware that he harbors cowardice within.
Thou proclaimest thyself to be a most noble gentleman, charming a number of respectable women in your day. However, it is far likelier that thou and Lord Disrespect are kindred spirits.
Fie, fie, fie, fie, fie, Sir Kendrick, do disparagement upon him
Fie, fie, fie, fie, fie, I shall demonstrate my particular set of skills
The prevalent opinion amongst myself and my compatriots is that your right to use a specific racial epithet referring to African-Americans should be revoked
I am under the assumption that you should request more parchment, followed my more parchment. Then more, of what can best be described as, more parchment.
When thou art in want of a sum, to Atlanta thou dost flee,
Permit me to elucidate, this is the candid gentleman's decree.
Thou didst call upon Future when the revel was unseen (pray, what?),
Lil Baby aided thee in refining thy speech (what?),
21 imparted unto thee counterfeit street renown,
Thug made thee believe thou wert of a rogue's gown (pray, what?),
Quavo declared thou couldst hail from the Northside (what?),
2 Chainz affirmed thy worth, yet his words were false.
Thou dost venture to Atlanta when a scant bit of farthings are required,
Nay, thou art not a comrade, but rather a mere usurping invader.
---
“I find your gait to be deplorable, the cadence of your speech sets my nerves on edge, and frankly, I think the garments in which you wrap yourself would be better suited as rags. If you take issue with my declarations, seek satisfaction by challenging me openly, not through some festering backchannel”
It's funny because black twitter is just getting rid of the slang and making the vocabulary more proper, and white reddit is turning it into old english but thinking its the same thing
Engage in a physical confrontation and conceal the holy scripture should the divine gaze be upon us. On occasion, it is necessary to emerge and demonstrate one's capabilities to fellow gentlemen.
do you, aubrey graham, commonly known by the rap name of "drake" wonder if the people residing in the bay area of san francisco, california will give you full permission to disrespect the name of tupac amaru shakur, commonly known by the rap name of "2pac", fellow gentleman of the african american race?
https://preview.redd.it/cogh7yhb1p9d1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53c0f062a7f900c32611b597b0168e6ef495a887
My flintlocks shall deliver led into the flesh of my adversaries, even as they lay deceased in their tombs
Indeed, OV-Whore knaves are infatuated with their figurehead as though devoted to undulating upon the phallus
The man known as Aubrey Graham that you have brought in to this world is a rather reprehensible individual. Have you no shame nor conscious, Sir Dennis!?
He’s an admirer, He’s an admirer, He’s an admirer. He’s an adult doing manipulative ideas regularly exempting retribution. He’s the deity of mutual oral sex.
I consider myself to be of the belief that you should inquire for that who you bore in your loins for an exponentially-increasing supply of monetary funds
Why are you participating in impertinent behavior like a jackanape? Have you not expended a significant amount of energy? You are attempting to provoke a response in a way similar to playing a series of simultaneous notes on an instrument, the particular one most likely to be A minorrrrrrrrrrrr.
I'm so glad this appeared on my feed. Thank you for posting it.
I laughed so hard, and y'all are absolutely hilarious with the replies. One of the funniest posts in this sub.
I have offspring to nurture into adulthood, though I am certain you are not informed on the matter.
Ensuring he rises in the morn? Clearly you know nothing of this.
Instructing him on communication and maintaining a good relationship with the Lord? I'm certain you lack information on the subject.
Give onto him the necessary experience and equipment to go through the stages of life on a daily basis? I am certain you know nothing of what I speak.
Our dispute does not consist of a score of my men against you, nay, it is I that stands solitary against a score of your brethren, should I be compelled to smite every rapscallion contributing to your fraudulent manuscripts Yea, let them stand forth, I shall decimate them in kind, beg your chief confidant BEAM to preside by thy side.
Is it possible that I am performing combat against the supernatural or sentient machines? It seems that you believe you are similar to the individual Joel Osteen.
Bemusing, the lad did appear in a moving picture dubbed "sentient machines"; accordingly my sense of undying intuition instructeth me to hasten his morbidity
BEMUSING🤣🤣🤣
Does thou memory aid you? Sir Anthony “Dominant Canine” Tiffith, to whom do they believe they are attempting to affect in such a playful, yet offensive manner?
Extortion is as familiar to me as my own moniker, should you venture from the confines of your personal aviation carriage, thou female canine.
It is comical and lacks furtuity that the actor Haley Joel Osmeent starred in the critically acclaimed film “A.I”, but my extrasensory perception is informing me to eliminate him
I didn't intend for the last line to go that hard
NAYYYYYYY💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Kendrick and Juliet
I'm not even gonna compete with this sir/ma'am.
It is not a scenario of twenty individuals against a single person, but rather a confrontation of one person against a group of twenty should I find it necessary to address those who choose to collaborate with you.
Kindly request that they be brought forth as well. I will attend to their annihilation. Inform BEAM that he should continue composing with you.
GIVE ONTO HIM😭😭😭😭
***I am certain you are not informed on the matter***
"Thou art embroiled in a cutthroat enterprise! Hast thou confused matters? Is it the twisted braids of hair that hath led thee astray?"
Gold
for anyone wondering the meme is called ( Increasingly Verbose Memes ) A classic reverse brain rot meme
r/IncreasinglyVerbose
it's a reverse brainrot and a brainrot at the same time lol
https://preview.redd.it/xdx3eupr0s9d1.png?width=1049&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80709752e6fd85f4f5fd3c8b99d5564406d5cd3a
What few many adversaries doth you possess, there are countless options, By Christ's name I'll pass this corpse as if I were Sire John Stockton
Why I oughtta give you a walloping and tuck away the word of God in the off chance He bears witness
In certain circumstances one must emerge and perform a demonstration for one's contemporaries
Having attained the necessary qualifications, I rightfully lay claim to the title of Boogeyman, and will act henceforth as the primary agent in accumulating points against our adversaries
Strut forward without the phobia of your opponents fire, while knowing he has promiscuous female tendencies in his interior
And die by the sword he must. What say you, Drake? There have been unsavory whispers about your debauchery. I must warn you, never to set foot in those dungeons, lest you find out what happens to degenerates like yourself
Alright, this one’s my favorite
This is fucking amazing my guy
Although you claim to be an authentic romantic, you and the company with which you conduct business are indisputably sexual deviants of the most severe degree.
Wallop, wallop, wallop, wallop, wallop. Sir Duckworth, lay down these folk\ Wallop, wallop, wallop, wallop, wallop. I shall execute my skillsets
Why hast thou chosen to make a fool of thyself like a craven? Dost thou not find it exceedingly wearisome?
Thou hast attempted to elicit an emotional response from thy audience, which in all likelihood would take the form of the A Minor key
Do you genuinely believe those indigenous to the area west in the United States will tolerate the disrespect of Sir Tupac Shakur, Negrus?
NEGRUS WTFFFFFFFF
This is the best one I’ve seen yet
Wallop, wallop, wallop, wallop, wallop. Duckworth, slay the foes! Wallop, wallop, wallop, wallop, wallop. I shall keep my oath!
Lay down these folk 💀
Are you under the impression that Bay Area constituents would allow you to speak ill of Mr. Shakur, neighbor?\ I believe your performance in Oakland may very well be your final visit, neighbor.
You have made a habit to visit the Peach State when you find yourself in dire financial strain\ Allow me to elaborate the bare essentials of what I consider a litmus test for those that present themselves as respectable African American men You contacted Sir Nayvadius Cash when you found your works were not being distributed in urban dancehalls\ Lord Armani Jones educated you in the nuances of colloquialisms\ Viscount Shéyaa Bin Abraham-Joseph fraudulently inflated the public’s perception of you \ Mister Jeffrey Williams lead you to the impression that you are a fellow member of a criminal syndicate\ Count Quavious Keyate urged you to consider your comfortable upbringing\ Baron Tauheed Epps had publicly vouched for you but it appears he was not so honest
These are some of the best lmfao
being formally censured and excoriated in this manner is far worse than the actual diss
I have deceased from merriment
The aforementioned state of affairs leads me to conclude that you are not a contributory member in good standing of this fine group, but instead are cynically engaged in purely rent seeking behaviors.
21?
Excellent work, I doth my cap to you
*doff* my cap to you. It's an archaic English word! There are so many!
Sorry, I meant doff but I have a lisp
Occasionally, you must expel yourself and present fellow gentlemen
Too good! 😂
I shall defeat you in a physical altercation and then hide the good book in the instance of the Lord’s eyes feasting upon this event
This is my favorite
Look at me, and I shall relay your sights up to Tupac Amaru Shakur, who resided in heaven (or Thugz Mansion, depending on your belief system)
In the event that you miscategorize me, I shall rectify the error
Pop off only on occasion brother
Because I have the certificates to authenticate reputation as the Boogeyman
This is brilliant
May I have your attention please, I am currently in the presence of deceased individuals
“may I have your attention” got me singing real slim shady in my head
Wop ^^w^^o^^p wop ^w^o^p ^^w^^o^^p
Will the real K-Dot please stand up? *We’re gonna have a problem here…*
💀💀💀
Hark, I gaze upon the apparitions of the deceased!
Allow me to elucidate the matter for you, this is the challenge for a true gentleman of color.
"Mustard hath composed thine symphony, slag"
slag lmaoooo! I would have expected harlot or straight up whore
Lord Dijon of Mustard presides over this opus, whore!
Disc Jockey Mustard on this charming tempo, sex worker
The Brits are waking up I see
At the moment everyone is gravitating to me. I shall divert the attention to Tupac Shakur.
If one were to address me with the incorrect title I would proceed to take away their life.
I am preparing a melody that will hit you like a roundhouse kick to the chin, and I will not all other music to be played
How much ammunition do I have left in the armoury? One perhaps, two perhaps, or might I say even three or four or even five? Nay, I have that and another five left in my armoury.
Lucifer is a deceiver and Drake is just like Daniel Hernandez the rainbow haired rap deity.
You, sir, are a scoundrel of the most deviant nature, and those of your ilk should avoid public forums so as to spare the good townsfolk your degeneracy.
For what reason could I possibly grant you my belief? Even under prior circumstances wherein said belief could have been imbued, you have never once begun to instill even an iota of confidence so as to warrant wholehearted belief from any individual, let alone myself! For you have: Firstly, told falsehoods about the religious denomination you personally subscribe to. Secondly, told falsehoods pertaining to your medical history and elective procedures you have undertaken. Thirdly, told falsehoods through the dialect you utilize, which, under natural circumstances would arise from the geographic region from which you hail, which is most certainly not what is exhibited in this situation. For the sake of emphasis, I hold the conviction that this point is particularly perjurious. Fourth, told falsehoods concerning your utilization of uncredited authors who you treat as incorporeally as a ghoul. Fifth, told falsehoods regarding your business associates, which needs be remarked that every last one of them acts as cowardly and deceitful as you. Sixth, told falsehoods about the existence of your son, whom you have previously hid and had to claim as your own once accused on previous occasion. Seventh, told falsehoods about the existence of your daughter, whom the world has not yet had knowledge of prior to this verbal indictment. Told innumerable falsehoods concerning the unknowable number of children whose births you are responsible for that we are still as of yet unacquainted with, who they themselves undoubtedly wish to relish in the day-to-day presence of their biological father. Finally, told falsehoods with relation to the singular peer who has the ability to even offer assistance to you in your time of need, which consequently means that it would be wise for you to forfeit any hope of receiving my assistance at a later date. Indelibly, this conflict is no longer a conflict of man against man, but rather a conflict of a man against himself.
You have my profound gratitude for this enumeration of the obfuscations, disinformations, omissions of fact, and falsehoods put forth by one Mr. Aubrey "Drake" Graham upon his unsuspecting adherents, partisans, and other interested parties.
iesus christus have mercy this literally sounds like the last thing you hear before getting guillotined in front of 5000 angry Fr*nch people
Wait, why you censor french? 😂
Disgusting language. I’ve already downvoted + reported your comment. This is a Kendrick Lamar subreddit, keep that to yourself baguette.
Don't get me wrong, I hate those croissant bastards too
Damn you worked hard on this one 😂
In the early 21st century, prominent poet Sir K.L. Duckworth’s open letter addressed to a one Canadian Knight Aubrey Graham was perceived by many to be a phenomenal literary work. On its own it indeed is, but reading between the lines reveals it was merely a precautionary preamble. Hindsight is 20/20, and soon after a follow up was published that worked to solidify the allegations Duckworth lay at Grahams feet, and patrons all over the country were enamored with the work, sharing it amongst themselves many would go on to declare an intellectual victory.
Institutionally recognized esquire? Institutionally recognized philanderer of the underage.
Hm, hm, hm, Kendrick, inflict considerable pain to him. Hm, hm, hm, I shall proceed with my actions.
lmao this one got me so fucked up
When standing next to Sexxual Red I believe you see two jezebels of ill repute, verily, ‘twas an ass popping contest that compels thee
amazing
"Mustard is the one responsible for the instrumentation, promiscuous woman. "
Thrash your posterior, and conceal the Holy scripture if the eternal creator is monitoring
Perambulate thusly. Now change course.
Art thou my compatriot? Art we in unanimity?
Let us resume our perambulation: first in the initial direction, and then the subsequent. Alternate, alternate.
Say drake, I hear your preference in woman tend to be under the age of legality
He attempts to touch upon a nerve, like he touches upon young chiiiiiilllldreeeeeeeeeen
Young chiiiiiiiilllllldreeeeeeen lmfao
Dear young Adonis. When I bequeath the windows of my soul on your father. I wish thy grandfather would have practice safe latex fornication.
I think it is an abomination when you explicitly mention the term “nigga”, but I suppose I am the only one who feels this type of way
Neither does it have to be very profound, I believe.
Iterate “o v hoe”
Exceptionally weird individual, this particular gentlemen is a sexual position overlord
a reprehensible sexual deviant, thine must be deified a three-score-and-nine practitioner
October’s very own hoe
Lucifer is dishonest and demonstrates a prodigious familiarity with the Congress of a Crow
This reads like an MK-Ultra trigger phrase Some poor guy out there read this and now they're prematurely heading to a government building with a suspiciously long bouquet of roses. That guy is me thanks a lot get out of my head get out of my head get out of my hea
Everyone’s gaze is upon myself, and as such I must relay the message to the heavens for Mr. Shakur.
Dear Sandra, though my words may bear weight, i encourage you to kindly listen. The individual in which you birthed is a man of atrocious taste, I do indeed believe the likes of his kind should perish.
I wanted to do "The other vaginal option" but it's already formal lmao
Pray tell, what doth the initials O.V.O. denote? The obverse vestibule outlet? CUNT
Dear Aubrey Graham, I have been told before by one or many sources that you have a higher affinity for young girls.
Hey Drake, it has been brought to my attention that you may have an affection for the youth.
Number 3 is from Euphoria
Have you ever considered that your OVO organization is actually under my command?
Sometimes you must leap forward in a such a manner to present oneself
The individual known more broadly as Baka, whose Christian name is Travis Savoury, has in the past had a legal proceeding brought against him which is disquieting in nature. Yet, in full knowledge of the charges thereof, you, Mr. Aubrey Drake Graham, have continued a close association and business relationship with Mr. Savoury. I invite you to extrapolate upon your reasoning for continuing this aforementioned affiliation, as it appears that you, Mr Aubrey Drake Graham, contrary to your postulation of certification in the realm of physical attraction and the activities therein, may in fact share a mutual interest with Mr. Savoury in the pursuit of illicit activities involving persons who have yet to ascend to the legal definition of maturity.
Remember? Ohh Top Dawg Who is't doth those gents bethink those gents art playing with
Attempting to play a chord, and it is most likely someone who is under the legal age range for many things, such as voting in the US.
Given that one is attempting to auralize an array of three musical notes, it is likely to be the minor vi chord of the C major key, alternatively known as the minor i chord in its relative key of A minorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
However, refrain from spreading falsehoods about me, and I shall abstain from revealing veracities about you.
Y'all mfs hilarious 😂😂😂
Aubrey Drake Graham, you stand accused of a preference for those whose age barely exceeds the single figures. Should you lamentably find yourself incarcerated, I regret to inform you that this would end tragically (for you if no one else) To any young lady entering into a courtship with this vagabond, I entreat that you conceal your younger sibling from his wandering eyes and obscene grasps I am reliably informed that Nessel Breezer (an apt name for someone whose personality resembles a sick wind of defecation) is the only one of your party to receive your victims after you have finished performing your acts of disgusting depravity Jahron Braithwaite is also present but he is dosing himself with laudanum The ironically named Travis Savoury has been accused of the most sickening and in fact unsavoury crimes and one must question why you allow him in your social orbit I think it's because you're a pack of fucking kiddy fiddlers
Given the controversial nature of Mr. Not Nice’s ongoing legal proceedings, why then is he still a public associate of your organization?
I insist that you do not spread misinformation regarding my behavior, in doing so I will not reveal true heinous events regarding yours
Hmm… this is ill-advised. Ooohh
There's some law office making YT shorts and doing this exact thing. https://youtube.com/shorts/NvPSFFb1CUs?si=RIN5Fuq7y0iuIMr5
🤣
You assume the people of the San Francisco Bay Area would permit you to besmirch the name of Tupac Amaru Shakur, nigga? I insist that your performance in the city of Oakland shall in fact be your final sojourn, nigga. You have done afoul the reputation of Jermaine Cole; your insistence on pretending otherwise confounds. Discern to me the nature of your strigidae companions! Avian fellows? Avian madams? Commence!
I have placed mustard upon this ballad, charlatan.
At times, it is nessaary to emerge suddenly and demonstrate your accolades to your adversaries. Recognized as a formidable figure, I am the one who elevates the situation against him. I confront him directly, fully aware that he harbors cowardice within.
Y’all, plus the comments 💀 I love this
The behoove comment from the original thread had me rolling
Thou proclaimest thyself to be a most noble gentleman, charming a number of respectable women in your day. However, it is far likelier that thou and Lord Disrespect are kindred spirits. Fie, fie, fie, fie, fie, Sir Kendrick, do disparagement upon him Fie, fie, fie, fie, fie, I shall demonstrate my particular set of skills
Unlike us.
This is my favorite thread of the year, so far.
This thread is fantastic! 😂😂😂
Please modify the narratives to your liking. Mr. Drake, they are not sluggish.
The prevalent opinion amongst myself and my compatriots is that your right to use a specific racial epithet referring to African-Americans should be revoked
Cease.
Mustard is the one who is responsible for the instrumentation, you harlot.
What is the reason for these individuals waiting to visit Compton
Validated Casanova? Validated child molester!
He’s quite a light skinned, promiscuous chap, isn’t he?
I view the metaphysical forms of those whomst have already departed from the land of the living
When I observe you in the presence of Desirable Scarlett I am of the belief that you imagine yourselves as a pair of sultry harlots.
I abhore the way you ambulate I'm critical of the means in which you communicate I loathe the fashion you facilitate
The consensus no longer desires to auscultate the utterance of the cultural vernacular derived from the Ethiopian word, Negus, henceforth Good Sir.
I am under the assumption that you should request more parchment, followed my more parchment. Then more, of what can best be described as, more parchment.
It has been brought to my attention, the man known as Chubbs is the individual that receives your discarded damsels
This bard you speak of, Sir Kenneth of Lamar, he has slain how many drakes?
There’s one that says “sometimes you have to exhibit yourself and show individuals associated with Paris” 😭😭😭😭
I hypothesize that the formal spelling of OVO is that of a secondary possibility of the vaginal nature. QED.
When thou art in want of a sum, to Atlanta thou dost flee, Permit me to elucidate, this is the candid gentleman's decree. Thou didst call upon Future when the revel was unseen (pray, what?), Lil Baby aided thee in refining thy speech (what?), 21 imparted unto thee counterfeit street renown, Thug made thee believe thou wert of a rogue's gown (pray, what?), Quavo declared thou couldst hail from the Northside (what?), 2 Chainz affirmed thy worth, yet his words were false. Thou dost venture to Atlanta when a scant bit of farthings are required, Nay, thou art not a comrade, but rather a mere usurping invader. ---
The son of a King was on this earth longer than the King of Pop my brethren, Buttocks!!
"Baka is in the midst of a legal proceeding of a controversial nature. So how is it that you currently find yourself commiserating with him?"
This “Baka” fellow has prior legal proceedings of a very strange nature, yet he still finds himself in your entourage; why?
“I find your gait to be deplorable, the cadence of your speech sets my nerves on edge, and frankly, I think the garments in which you wrap yourself would be better suited as rags. If you take issue with my declarations, seek satisfaction by challenging me openly, not through some festering backchannel”
You do not desire to be colleagues henceforth? I concur
Are you my platonic friend? Is our relationship strong?
It's funny because black twitter is just getting rid of the slang and making the vocabulary more proper, and white reddit is turning it into old english but thinking its the same thing
Are.supernatural forces and large language models the direct opposing forces in this combat scenario?
Hear ye, can you reiterate OV courtesans?
Love the suits, especially in the black and white photo! 🎶 from now on I’m best dressed 🎶
Engage in a physical confrontation and conceal the holy scripture should the divine gaze be upon us. On occasion, it is necessary to emerge and demonstrate one's capabilities to fellow gentlemen.
Verily, as the dread harbinger of doom, I am he who doth elevate the tally with them.
accepted individual of woman's lover? accepted individual of mingling with younglings!
Thinkest thou that those dwelling in the Westernmost lands shalt abide thy disparagement of lord Pac, fellow?
do you, aubrey graham, commonly known by the rap name of "drake" wonder if the people residing in the bay area of san francisco, california will give you full permission to disrespect the name of tupac amaru shakur, commonly known by the rap name of "2pac", fellow gentleman of the african american race? https://preview.redd.it/cogh7yhb1p9d1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53c0f062a7f900c32611b597b0168e6ef495a887
regards, sir kendrick lamar of the duckworth family
Hold on for just one moment, let me bring you up to speed
My flintlocks shall deliver led into the flesh of my adversaries, even as they lay deceased in their tombs Indeed, OV-Whore knaves are infatuated with their figurehead as though devoted to undulating upon the phallus
The man known as Aubrey Graham that you have brought in to this world is a rather reprehensible individual. Have you no shame nor conscious, Sir Dennis!?
Thou'rt no contemporary, no equal of mine and of my fellow workmen. Thou art a thief, an imposter, and a claimant on that which is not thine.
He’s an admirer, He’s an admirer, He’s an admirer. He’s an adult doing manipulative ideas regularly exempting retribution. He’s the deity of mutual oral sex.
Kendrick is officially the king of rap beefs. It just keeps going and going and going…
Prithee, I wonder wherefore these African American individuals of the jabroni persuasion desire to gaze upon the fine shire of Compton?
You truly believe the San Francisco region would tolerate open derision of Tupac Amaru Shakur, good sir?
Comment section is hilarious 😆
Easily confirmed male child who is responsible for providing care? Easily confirmed predator against humans younger than the age of 18
I consider myself to be of the belief that you should inquire for that who you bore in your loins for an exponentially-increasing supply of monetary funds
WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP DOT FUCK EM UP! Indubitably.
Baka has some quite peculiar transgressions so one must inquire his association with you
Plucking out a chord but it’s most likely B minor flat
Why are you participating in impertinent behavior like a jackanape? Have you not expended a significant amount of energy? You are attempting to provoke a response in a way similar to playing a series of simultaneous notes on an instrument, the particular one most likely to be A minorrrrrrrrrrrr.
The industry can not approve of me, I will commence in intercourse with said members and their mothers if they choose to be included.
Why is thou attempting to enrage me, is thou not in a state of lacking sleep.
I'm so glad this appeared on my feed. Thank you for posting it. I laughed so hard, and y'all are absolutely hilarious with the replies. One of the funniest posts in this sub.
Intermittently, one must bestow themselves among brethren
What ever could it be? The intertwined spools of hair atop thine head?
Party has been spotted at the function participating in precarious activities involving his nostrils
I have reason to believe that you do not prefer ladies, for you may end up popping glutes with said lassies.
I will engage in fisticuffs with you and thoroughly defeat you while I hide the good book if our Lord is surveying us.
I prefer not to talk on a cellular phone, you are aware of my communication limitations, i can not be convinced by your varied verbal expressions.