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Stouff-Pappa

Didn’t get a real idea of size till one walked up to a Kerbal. If the Separatists had these, they surely would have won the war. Just think of a supersized Droidika Edit: an e


Space_Scumbag

Can't get them smaller without mods. :D Btw, here a [Droideka](https://de.reddit.com/r/KerbalSpaceProgram/comments/ceuyel/build_a_stock_droideka/).


Stouff-Pappa

Who said anything about smaller?!? If it’s worth doing, it’s worth over doing.


kerbidiah15

Just one mod, tweak scale


Jetix4397

I like to think the Droids are normal sized and we've just had nothing to compare Kerbin or the Kerbals too this entire time.


Desembler

Kerbals are about 2.5 feet tall unless I'm mistaken.


SodaPopin5ki

2' 5.5" to be more precise. They also mass 93.75kg. At least according to the [Wiki article.](https://wiki.kerbalspaceprogram.com/wiki/Kerbal)


SugarJuicex

Where did you get those calculations?


righthandoftyr

Probably by comparison to fuel tanks.


[deleted]

In awe at the siz of this lad, absolute unit


Bokth

[Surly](https://surlybrewing.com/) vs. [surely](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/surely)


Hint-Of-Feces

And don't call me Shirley


Ollotopus

What's your vector Victor? P.S. I feared I may have been alone in thinking of airplane. How do you feel about : Moar sturts Stuart!


SWgeek10056

Nah the bigger the target the easier it is to bombard from space or hit with a shoulder fire missile. Similar reason the Dark Troopers didn't really take off too strongly before the downfall of the empire.


Chernould

Aren’t Kerbals actually quite small? Seeing as there entire planet fits inside the U.S?


righthandoftyr

They're just slightly taller than a .625m diameter part. .625m = ~2ft. Hence Kerbals must be slightly more than 2 feet tall, which would make them approximately the same size as a human toddler.


Fnaf_Theorist_58

They wouldn’t have won the war the droid Structure was completely flawed plus it would cost too much to make them


SodaPopin5ki

You're assuming everyone in a Galaxy Far Far Away isn't 30 feet tall.


Patriotnoodle

They wouldn't have won the war because Darth sideous, orchestrated the whole war to take over the republic.


Opsium

jesus i can barely build rovers that look half decent


[deleted]

Seriously I think I've been to the Jool system once in the years and thousands of hours I've had in this game. It's weird. It isn't a competition, I know. I should focus on function, not form. But some of the creativity you see here makes me want to throw my PC out the window.


[deleted]

I have about 1000 hours in KSP, never been to duna or minmus


The_Shittiest_Meme

250, never left Kerbin


[deleted]

This is me but 210


Double_Minimum

Minimus is super easy if you have been to the mun. The only difference is the inclination, and even that can be ignored if you time it right. I have been playing since .23, .25 ish and still haven't bee to Eve or landed on its moons


The_Dirty_Carl

Between the low gravity and the perfectly flat 'lakes', I find Minmus easier to land on than the Mun.


Celeblith_II

The inclination is the only thing that gets me. Seems like I always waste a lot of dv on getting on the same orbital plane before I even make the insertion. I do find it easier than the mun though for sure. What that says about my future, extra-Kerbin-and-moons-neighborhood activities, I shudder to wonder.


[deleted]

> waste a lot of dv on getting on the same orbital plane If you put yourself into a zero degree inclination orbit, you can just wait it out, days and days, orbit after orbit... until the time is right to go to Minmus when it is transiting through the plane.


Dragonbgone

Holy fuck what do you do!


[deleted]

Planes.


Drebin295

Go to Minmus! It's a great location for almost anything, and the minimal gravity makes for some pretty creative opportunities.


Jackson_Cook

Just work at making your maneuvers more efficient. For the first 300-400 hours of gameplay, I couldn't even turn off unlimited fuel if I wanted to make it to orbit. Now I can send probes and rovers to moons of Jool with less than 8k dV on hard difficulty


Celeblith_II

I have, like, no concept of how to get to another planet. Planet to moon, fine. Moon to planet, fine. The former is just, "Fly that way. Not too far. Aim. Eyeballing is mostly fine." The latter is just, "Fall. Make minor adjustments. The heaviest thing for millions of kilometers around is within spitting distance so really you just have to get far enough away from where you are so you fall at your planet. Bring a heat shield." But getting to Duna? Getting a *fuel station to Duna?* It feels like a rendezvous on a much larger scale. Too big a fish bowl for this little space guppy. I'm gonna keep working on my orbital research station over Minmus and maybe one day I'll wrap my head around leaving my planetary neighborhood (excluding solar probes which though I've gotten them to escape Kerbin don't seem to go very far on their own). I haven't even figured out how to get full-sized station modules to Minmus orbit without running out of fuel halfway through circularizing. We'll get there :)


Huthutboy5

How and why


[deleted]

Probably mostly actually just because I like planes, and they’re so much easier.


Voldemort57

At least you can build big rockets without your computer having a stroke :(


JekPorkins-AcePilot

Squad: You can build rockets and go to space! KSP players: LET'S MAKE A ROBOT ARMY TO INVADE THE KSC


Daripuff

What's our vector, Victor?


SuperHappySquid

We have clearance, Clarence.


KenzoEngineer

Roger that, Roger


Punkpunker

Huh?


JoeBliffstick

“Captain, maybe we oughta turn on the searchlights now?” “No... that’s just what they’ll be expecting us to do.”


scttw

Give me Hamm on five, hold the Mayo.


Kichigai

No, the *white* courtesy phone.


scttw

Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?


JoeBliffstick

Have you ever been in a... Turkish prison?


Kichigai

The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading only. There is no stopping in a white zone.


Daripuff

The *white* zone is for immediate loading and unloading only. There is no stopping in the *red* zone.


imdoingmybestpacito

into the motherland the german army march


CMDRShamx

IN THE SOVIET UNION, SUMMER NINETEEN FORTY-THREE!


Foxy3045

Tanks line up in thousands as far the eye can see


WaitingToBeTriggered

READY FOR THE ONSLAUGHT


Foxy3045

READY FOR THE FIGHT


WaitingToBeTriggered

WAITING FOR THE AXIS TO MARCH INTO A TRAP


Foxy3045

MINES ARE PLACED IN DARKNESS


WaitingToBeTriggered

IN THE COVER OF THE NIGHT


Foxy3045

WAITING TO BE TRIGGERD


WaitingToBeTriggered

WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT


Elektrik-Engineer

r/sabaton


[deleted]

r/unexpectedsabaton


3nigma42

Uh... rule 3?


Ricky_RZ

German army marching songs were a real life event that resulted in fatalities?


3nigma42

Yes the German invasion of the USSR resulted in casualties


Ricky_RZ

But playing the german army march song didn't actually cause any right?


AnonymousFordring

It’s called Panzerlied [Sabaton]


scoop102

I’m sorry, but I’m at least 3% sure that is not a space disaster.


[deleted]

This isn't a video of it though...


Space_Scumbag

Roger Roger! As always, the [video link](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9glM_C0AvI). And the [craft file](https://kerbalx.com/SWDennis/B1-Battle-Droid).


Edwardga1108

Roger Roger


OkCow1

*flashbacks to LEGO star wars*


kerbidiah15

I wish I could finish that game, I had finished every single level other than half of one chapter because it kept crashing my Xbox 360 in this one cutscene at the same point every time


That_guy_of_Astora

This is bloody glorious. It’s the absolute best I’ve seen on KSP so far!


Celeblith_II

Have you seen the replication of the Normandy SR1 that somebody made? I would say these droids are probably better visually, but functionally the Normandy is just a big wet dream, though I guess it helps to have played and loved Mass Effect


[deleted]

[удалено]


Poetatoboat

we shall follow your career with great interest


BoxOfDust

So we're gonna get a General Grevious complete with spinning lightsabers, right?


ballersqaud

Me and the boys when we find the CEO of racism


[deleted]

Are you SWDennis? Just got the YouTube notification.


SpeckledFleebeedoo

He is


Kersebleptos

Very cool!


Seyss

Great stuff lol


Ratherhumanbeings

Blust those clankers!


Infinity_XT

Clankers!


danktonium

[An opportunity for me to drop my favorite scene in all of star wars, even beating the face off between Snips and Vader by a long shot.](https://youtu.be/gqSrU0qjves)


AdmiralRaddusTR

Dude... just hell yeah man this is great.


MaxwellArchitecture

Images you can hear


LikosGaming

nice \^\^


maxmurder

Do you hear that? That is the sound of a thousand terrible things headed this way.


[deleted]

Uh oh


Legocar64

Oh I saw the YT vid before seeing this post. So now I know ur Reddit now


weliveintheshade

Yousa peepul gonna die??


Rpgordon

Ah yes,victory


he77789

How did you sync so many crafts?


sky_sponge

Ouch time


nwillard

I completely love the image of these freakin bots slowly making their way toward KSC. how ominous!


MrDraco999

r/prequelmemes. NOW YOUNG MAN.


KermanKim

28:50s Kerbals wobble but they don't fall down.


ThexLoneWolf

Shoot the clankers!


[deleted]

Jeb! Val! Bill! Bob! Look out! uh oh! They have airpods in! Oh god! Oh fuck...


jadenlong1234

This brings me memorys of Lego star wars games


Kanteklaar

Better animation than Ep 1.


BILA80110201

r/prequelmemes


de_verreckte_mongo

Your droids are very impressive, you must be very proud.


Historyofspaceflight

Dude this is insane, amazing control!


[deleted]

[Roger!](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouFellForItFool/comments/cjlngm/you_fell_for_it_fool/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app)


halosos

Starter-up da shields!


dopekingzii

NOOO


Erikichuel

Avengers: Ultron’s age


UndyingQuasar

*gulp* "Ouch Time..."


Fuzzball113

You just got roger roger’d


Beny873

I can hear the music playing in my head the moment I saw them stand up.


[deleted]

r/prequelmemes


rplrd

I can almost hear the music


Shrient116

Ops' name checks out


Nebdraw03

r/prequelmemes ?


BlueDrache

Seeing that droid kick over the Kerbal models ... Someone needs to go bowling with Kerbals, now ...


NewAgeDerpDerp

Wtf are they?


disbeetaaC

how did you do the head?


Gibboman2020

D


maggamagga98

Is this stock?


Celeblith_II

How, what, why, who, and when the fuck? Cf. *holy fucking shit, fuck me,* and *fuuuuck.*


[deleted]

Nostalgia intensifies


brad4733

That has to be one of the coolest things I have seen in kerbal space program and I watched callmekevin’s video on it lol.


The_Xeno5

Can people stop posting Danny's videos and getting free upvotes? It's his content, he should be posting it.


Space_Scumbag

First, Dennis. And second, this is my Reddit Account. Also Space Scumbag on the KSP Forums and Twitter. :D


The_Xeno5

Oops, sorry. Didn't know.


AgentFN2187

I love this. I love you.


GeoTheRandom

Roger roger.


drlolbl

Yo dude can I get a craft file?


Josephi-Krakowskeet

*You’ve just been roger rogered*


1m1nth3mtr1x

What app m8


[deleted]

Are you kidding me