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Starfield00

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Davey_Go_ToBed

OHMYGODHEBROKEHIMINHALF


Kawhibunga

That child has a family!


OneMagicBadger

Baw gawd the humanity


GroshfengSmash

SISSS-TEEEEEER… GET THE TABLES!


dilla_zilla

Baw gawd! He killed 'im.


Fzrit

As god as my witness!


kermittysmitty

Good God almighty!


EvolutionCreek

[Me in this thread looking for u/shittymorph](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fu83stti0pfp51.gif)


rokstedy83

That's the first thing that came to mind "and it's from the top rope!"


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rokstedy83

Babality


JadedPriority4957

came here for this.


Sigma_cheese

Goddamn you I shouldn’t be laughing this hard


PM_ME_UR_PIKACHU

By gawd JR that toddler had a family!


Dramatic_Mixture_868

Lmao that's the exact same thought that came to mind 🤣, just hope the baby is ok.


crushmike

If WWE isn't real, explain this!


anon-mally

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beatlethrower

Thankfully, the mother was getting this on film and saying out of the way of harm...unbelievable


Unlucky_Nobody_4984

Hey, man… be nice. Didn’t you hear her gasp? /s


Boredcougar

No i didn’t cause I browse Reddit on mute


amynicolekay

Well then, you missed the sound of a skull cracking


InternationalPut3260

They sound like 2 100cc Yamaha dirt bikes


Tubba-guts

It sounds like 12 crabs tap dancing on a linoleum floor at very high speed


Blunt7

Hints why we scroll Reddit on mute.


cdbangsite

Glad you put the /s in there. lol Personally I think the parent should have seen that coming. But you and I know the video is more important than saving the child. /s


grindhousedecore

Making memories people😍


LumpyCapital

Awwwee, baby's first bodyslam....


SlowCaveman

Not only that but posting the brilliant memory on the internet afterwards to show everyone what a great parent she is


cdbangsite

Yeh, "this is the day I let my kids fall down the stairs". I would never have let anyone see this if it was me as the parent.


The_Medicated

Unless one or both of them have a severe concussion...then there's a blank where some memories should be.


Rudefaced

Me at the house several times a week the past few years yelling: THE STAIRS ARE NOT FOR PLAYING. YOU GO UP THE STAIRS AND YOU GO DOWN THE STAIRS.


Commentator-X

she didnt even move quickly, just slowly stepped down the stairs? Wtf. Id have dropped the phone and practically ran down those stairs.


rockocoman

Letting a baby carry another baby down the stairs while you stare into your phone is disaster waiting to happen. If the chance of something going wrong isn’t 0% don’t risk it.


StrobeLightRomance

She was gasping because her phone battery was low. That's why she was running to get to the charger.


Sneeke33

I feel like most the time this sub is parents are fucking stupid.


Grayt_0ne

Yeah I genuinely feel bad having watched that. The sound of the landing makes me cringe.


Sneeke33

Skull cracking sound. I hate it.


Grayt_0ne

That's what I thought but from the distance I don't think we would have heard it that audibly. If you look the toddler was holding something too, so I'm hopeful it's not the kids skull but sone other things they held.


SlowCaveman

“My baby and toddler are on the stair case together, so cute! What could go wrong? Better film this cute moment instead of being a logical and responsible parent!”


hendrysbeach

“My toddler picked up my baby while they were both on the stairs! So cute! I gotta film this right now!” SPLAT


Successful_Laugh_299

Holy shit I thought it was a doll and just rewatched it. The baby was dropped! They better be prepared to deal with a life of violent mood swings.


SlowCaveman

CTE coming in early! Idk why any parent would allow this when you have one child who can barely stand and another who barely walks well are STANDING ON A FUCKING STAIRCASE!


EuphoricSilver6564

Candidate for Death stairs subreddit right here


NeatImpressive4735

said most of the youtube vlogger parents 


IAmDaven

My parents: don't play on the stairs. don't play on the stairs. don't play on the stairs. don't play on the stairs. don't play on the stairs. don't play on the stairs. This Parent: Do it for the vine.


Katonmyceilingeatcow

And when it somehow went wrong, she acted as fast as she could. In fact, it only took her 30 seconds to put down the phone and move the three steps down to help. What a hero


Lanky_Republic_2102

And now we have her to thank for being able to watch this video for our own entertainment.


UnderstandingFun4223

I hate hearing this, that noggin got body slammed. She just unlocked a new personality trait.


do_pm_me_your_butt

"Hahaha her babies got REKT! thanks for uploading you dumbbitch, your children suffering is our entertainment." But unironic because we are both here


Putrid-Spinach-6912

I understand why she wouldn’t scream at the kid, it may have ended up even worse, but videoing AND UPLOADING? Weird as hell…


AnonymousAmorphous88

r/donthelpjustfilm


Content-Season-1087

As a parent, I can tell you those superhuman reaction speeds you sometimes see on YouTube is limited to a very few special people. The rest of us are tired and old and can’t react to this shit in time to save a situation like that.


Snoo87660

There's having superhuman reaction speeds and then there's having enough competent braincells to know to not film your two very clearly just learning how to walk kids when they're somewhere where accidents can happen easily. Like in what world is having two no knee cap having toddlers on the stairs unaided a good thing?


dtbcollumb

Kid's aren't stupid, MOM is stupid in this case.


scrivensB

I really hope society evolves past the age of content by learning that recording and posting fucking everything is exhausting and meaningless.


feedmeyourknowledge

Thanks for posting this


Tsoluihy

Kids are pretty stupid dude. But I ain't taking the stupid away from the mom xD


oO0Kat0Oo

All three can be stupid.


Mother-Produce8351

What an idiot mom


Unlucky_Nobody_4984

Luckily the mom was there to gasp


CrownEatingParasite

#JIZES!


Maximus_Gaming_227

CHEESES!


sachclg

It’s Jesus fault .. he didn’t appear


Blessedbeauty87

Cheezits


OddlyArtemis

Love a "r/donthelpjustfilm" kinda mom. The eyerolls are real.


ndation

And to film


imastocky1

Power-mom


BraveShowerSlowGower

My first reaction would have been to toss my phone and try to catch them. Not go AAH jesus!


cdbangsite

My first response would be to get the two kids before the risk was taken, obvious outcome. Toddler shouldn't be allowed to carry a baby on the stairs at all.


Existing_Gift_7343

Good thing she recorded it. 🙄 Fuck, people pick up their phones faster than trying to catch those babies. She's definitely a fuckin moron. Don't breed if you can't choose your phone over your kid's safety!


Flawless_Cub

>Don't breed if you can't choose your phone over your kid's safety! I mean, she did choose her phone over her kid's safety.


09percent

Now that I’m actually a parent the amount of fucking stupid and uninformed parents I see is crazy. Most parents don’t do a modicum of preparation or research on children and their development like wtf


Existing_Gift_7343

No they don't, and it shows!


BecGeoMom

Right?! This isn’t a “KidsAreFuckingStupid,” it’s a “ParentsAreFuckingStupid.” Why did she allow a toddler (and barely that) to carry a baby down the stairs?!


cathedral68

Who allows toddlers on the steps while being *above* them? Gravity only works one direction…


BecGeoMom

True. She might not have been there to protect her children, but she had her camera at the ready!


pasaroanth

Call me a helicopter parent but I’m even extra careful with my toddler around her age going up stairs, I’ll stay somewhat close behind her. I cannot imagine letting her AND an infant go down stairs like that. That’s purely neglect.


LankyInflation1689

You are not a helicopter parent, you are taking the responsibilities of parenting seriously. Also make sure they use the railings as that will prevent a lot of injuries.


Everybodyimgay

Probably the same genius moms who let their kids walk up subway steps by themselves at rush hour.


samtaher

r/parentsarefuckingdumb


TheLastWord63

She's not only an idiot for recording the whole interaction, but posting it was a whole other level of stupid.


plasmaSunflower

Yeah who tf just films this and watches as toddlers get hurt? For some internet points?! /r/parentsarefuckingstupid


rFatsy

90% of the videos on here are the parents fault


cloverandclutch

Literally always gone down the stairs BEFORE my kids when they were little. AND make the dog go down ahead of them so he doesn’t try and herd them out of the way.


thisappsux24

I always let my toddler carry my newborn down the steps -mom probably


lsbrujah

It looks to me it was a hug from the one from the step above and the other was standing up one step below. It is just a confusing perspective. The kid got carried away with the bear hug.


imathrowyaaway

looks like the bigger kid tipped the smaller one over by trying to wrap her legs around her during the hug. probably is used to hugging her parents that way, or maybe it’s the way daddy picks her up from the stairs. brain fart from the bigger kid for sure.


Smashing_Potatoes

Nah if you keep playing it you will notice the kid only wraps around the other out of instinct once the ole' inner ear said "hey I think we are tipping, grab something."


calgeorge

That's not a new born baby


thisappsux24

You right. My bad


Jumpy_Scheme_5312

Don’t worry about that guy newborn or not you’d have to have some serious brain damage to allow that to happen right there


dan420

Head trauma is genetic. Who’d have thought it.


fatkiddown

It's a new torn baby.


VirallyYins

Looks like Irish twins


warthogXTR

Exactly, it's a new braindead baby after that impact. Still in better shape than mom's brain.


stupidracist

***CARRY???*** You mean ***CHUCK?***


Creighton2023

Keeps filming on her phone while the children are getting themselves in danger. Great mom there. And there’s an adult in flip flops at the bottom who doesn’t budge even after the fall.


SiidChawsby

Looks like mom was probably choke slammed down the stairs by a sibling when she was growing up. Otherwise, how do you explain the insane lack of awareness to film this?


avjayarathne

r/donthelpjustfilm


-haven

It looks like ground floor person goes to set something down quickly after the fall. You see something white swing out of camera view. Still dumb as fuck to let kids this young try to carry each other down the steps while being filmed like this.


kdjfsk

/r/ParentsAreFuckingDumb


ianmerry

Once again, another post of irresponsible parenting blaming the kids for the parents’ stupidity


_SheepishPirate_

Lets not forget she also then posted it online


dryuppies

My jaw was dropped before they even fell. Who the fuck lets their toddler carry a baby, one that’s about the SAME size as it, let alone down stairs????!!! These people should not have had kids.


_Lil_Piggy_

The fact that this woman posted this on the internet in the first place - I almost can’t believe that she isn’t the one who fell and cracked her head.


Stucklikegluetomyfry

Seriously if I was a parent and this happened on my watch, the last thing I would be doing is recording and uploading my absolute failure at basic childcare to the internet.


lucasio099

https://preview.redd.it/j5cf12gfyxad1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=fd76ab532d6ce27d87cb8472b3496ce1e421d611 I just hope the baby is okay. It's more of parents are fucking stupid


nililini

That looked rough, to fall on your back from half a meter like that, but im more interested in how the kid could cry and not gasp for air from that fall


robershow123

I think the last step cushioned the fall a bit, the toddler on the bottom hit that first. I’m worried about their head.


Huge-Anxiety-3038

They say that if kids don't cry after an accident it's worse on average than when they do. So it's good the kid was crying although I hope they still got checked out. That was quite the bang to the head. X


YizWasHere

When I was 2 years old I fell out a shopping cart and hit my head. My parents said they were absolutely terrified because I barely reacted - no crying, I just seemed dazed and confused, so they immediately went to take me to the hospital. They said that on the way there I started acting normal again so they just went back home 😑. Please don't be like my parents.


TheFearOfDeathh

How they didn’t cry you mean? I think it was probably shock. Baby’s supposedly don’t tense up as much when they fall. Which is supposed to help a bit. So hopefully they’re not hurt. But that mum needs a fucking karate kick to the vagina. Sort of a killing two birds with one stone action, if you get me.


General_Tso75

My cousin killed her little sister doing something like this. Her mom fell asleep and she grabbed the infant and dropped her.


Ultra_Leopard

Omg, that's heartbreaking.


General_Tso75

It messed up her mom for a very long time.


TheRR135

I can't imagine what it must be growing up knowing you killed someone, even if it was accidental, as a child.


Ultra_Leopard

I'm sure it did. God how awful. I have 2 kids. I once turned my back for a second, and my eldest had fed my, at the time, newborn a blueberry, which he was choking on. It still makes me feel sick thinking about it.


DoctorRieux

how old was your cousin at the time and how are they now?


General_Tso75

She is 40 now, but she was only 3 or 4 when it happened. I've never asked her about it. Her mom is my first cousin who I am closer to.


RegularImprovement47

That’s awful


Murderdoll197666

FROM THE TOP ROPE!


Severe_Lock8497

Yep, needs WWE voiceover


chrisbaker1991

BUH GAWD!


ratson27

“He killed her! He killed her!”


hoswald

📣📣📣📣


FreddyCoug

This is more like r/kidsarefuckingkids. The only stupidity here is not on the children


kgmessier

Let’s hope that subreddit doesn’t get much traffic.


Scoonie24

Oh my god! ![gif](giphy|l2Je2SKpkEkIPJoCA|downsized)


GGABueno

Phrasing


Happy_REEEEEE_exe

please rethink that


Diehard_Lily_Main

r/hilarioussubname


zorggalacticus

/r/callthefbi


Hello_Mr_Fancypants

dude what the fuck? lol


PupLondon

Gross


Worried_Cranberry817

That parent/ mother is way beyond stupid and irresponsible.


Prestigious-Alarm422

Ooof definitely knocked the wind out of the bottom one, poor thing


Tsoluihy

Plus baby's skulls/brain aren't fully developed and can be softer due to them habe to grow still, so maybe something more than just the wind being knocked out.


BoD80

This video made me physically cringe when that kid hit the floor. My daughter fell backwards on a concrete floor and landed on the back of her head like this little girl.Head injuries are no joke.


ThisIsSteeev

r/killtheparents


kezinchara

This is just STUPID AF parenting. Like why are you letting this happen? And just filming like an idiot?


Xonos83

JFC I just had a panic attack! Don't do that!!!


500YearOldGhoul

Probably could have grabbed em if she wasn't on her phone.


mflahr

Wtf was that lady thinking, fcking clueless


im-vengeance99

Perfect example of: All children deserve parents but not all parents deserve children.


killer4snake

![gif](giphy|3o6vY4R0PWiEYcv0nC|downsized)


Ok_Priority458

How to give your child brain damage....


i_cant_find_molly

Fuck that mom, this makes me so mad


NoWall99

the poor baby might have brain damage from that


WorldlyLavishness

I'm sure the idiot mom didn't bother to even take her to the doctor to check for a concussion bc she's too busy on tik tok


keysandtreesforme

That was honestly the only way that was going to go. Shutting down that idea is the parent’s job.


Due_Garlic_3190

Should be parents are fuckin stupid. This is just outright dangerous the littlest could have cracked her head open! Poor kids


Ecstatic_Teaching906

I feel like prior to the fall, the mom is like "Awe, they are going in for a hug." It seems like the only sensible reasons.


A_Glass_DarklyXX

Yeah looks like they were hugging then the one on top wraps their legs around the one on bottom and the momentum causes them to fall backwards.


Ecstatic_Teaching906

I seen couple lifted their legs up while hugging. If I see that than kids can see that. If kids see something, they are bound to copied it out of curiosity.


TimeTravelingTiddy

Thats the lou thesz press https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-49bff1980d1c499ddef9235959dd5167


AndroidCovenant

Suplex


drunk_funky_chipmunk

Thank god the mom had her phone out recording instead of parenting


WardogBlaze14

Why the fuck would you ever let your toddler try something like this on the fucking stairs!!!!! This mother is a total shitbag!!!


a011220a

Parents are fucking stupid.


Sergeant_Rock-

r/momsarefuckingstupid


Chavestvaldt

useless parent, lol


LimpTeacher0

Shitty mom


adp15

What a fuckin idiot mon


JoeMomma69istaken

Parents are fucking stupid, how is this the kids fault , u see their ages ?


Evening-Debate-5411

This one goes to Mom. Moron.


Septimore

It is a reallllly good thing that their skulls are so soft at that age, holy shit! That *Crack!* Would otherwise be end of someone... 😳


AdConsistent2152

They can fracture their skulls even as an infant. Being soft skulled is not a safety feature.


TexasTokyo

Stop taking a video and be a parent, you trashy human beings.


EqualHelicopter4773

Why did they post this


Appointment_Salty

Kids are fucking stupid, Parents can be worse.


HoosierDaddy_427

Should be r/momisafuckingretard


Capable_Section_5454

Kids are stupid? The mom here is a fucking moron. Really? One kid holding the other on the edge of a stair while you're on a top stair not behind but above them to NOT catch their fall but record them on your phone. Good job mom, complete fail.


SingleSea5991

OP fucked up this belongs under parents are fucking stupid. what parent lets a 3 - 4 year old any where near their what 1 year old on the fucking stairs. That parent needs some help. Also the fact that she is filming says she thinks its "adorable" that her kid is gonna take the other one down the stairs. hope she got her likes and subscribes out of that.


Otherwise_Fly438

Why are you filming a baby in a diapers pick another young child up on the stairs and walking down them with said child in arms you are trash let's keep filming even after the poor childs head got slammed to the ground and another child lands on her basically body slamming her ugh makes me sick


lucky_duck789

The person filming is the f*cking stupid one.


erosmoker

r/parentsarefuckingworthless


-TX-

r/momsarefuckingstupid


OfficeCautious4300

Ouch! i hope they're both ok.


jawshoeaw

Why do humans have that thick bone sphere around their brain ? Oh.


BaronVonUber

Call family services on this clown


PhilG1989

![gif](giphy|xK5UpmynEfJI42NRfe|downsized)


CantyChu

Parents are fucking stupid


ser_perfeito

Fuck this mom, there was no good outcome


Another_User007

That’s the dumbass mother who let that happen


theboss555

Parents are fucking stupid. Put the camera down if they are playing on the stairs FFS


-saito-

r/actuallytheparentsarefuckingstupid


[deleted]

Every once in a while I’ll come across a video that causes me to like involuntarily drop my jaw like a large mouthed bass. This is definitely one of those videos


luxymitt3n

Parents are fucking stupid, what did you think was going to happen


PuffPuff74

Parenting fail


Carmypug

Clearly never heard of a baby gate 🤔


continuetolove

What about that research that suggests that a large amount of serial murderers had significant head trauma as children…?


harley4570

Exhibit 1 in the Negligent Parents charge...thanks for putting your cell above your kidds


IamUrWivesBF

I should invent a gate or something to keep kids from playing where they could get seriously hurt or killed. NM, I'll just put a camera in the hall, it will be fine.


WhiteCharisma_

Mother is fucking stupid. She decided to film them on stairs? Why the fuck is she surprised? The kid tryna cary the other could have seriously hurt there brain. That pissed me the fuck off seeing this.


circleofnerds

This probably belongs in the “Parents are fucking stupid” sub.


otherworldly11

Those poor kids. They have idiots for parents.


II_NE0

Just keep filming mom. Jesus Christ


Cautious_Month_6300

Parent standing there filming instead of helping the babies downstairs