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FartyBanana

When I was a kid, I watched Hocus Pocus with my mom and asked what a virgin was (because a virgin has to light the candle in the movie). She said it was a “clean person” and I said I wasn’t a virgin because I hadn’t had my bath yet.


meatwadpen

Commercial Drivers License


IDislikeHomonyms

I know, and I've held a CDL since 2014. In a volunteer trip opportunity for a campus ministry to help out at an Indian reservation north of my state, a question on a volunteer application asked, > Do you have a CDL? (If you don't know what a "CDL" is, then you don't have one.) Yes / No I had thought years before then that if I didn't know what "being a version" (virgin) meant, then I couldn't possibly be one. Hence, my calling this situation "using the CDL logic."


duffelbagpete

Smartphones are made by kids FOR adults.


IDislikeHomonyms

Made "by kids???" Are they prodigies? Or just slave laborers in the 3rd world? Anyways, {{citation needed}}. And some kids are given their own Smartphones. How many % of 1st-world 6th graders have them?


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Come on. This is widely known. And China is not a third world country, it just considers its population to be tools instead of humans. https://www.dw.com/en/foxconn-admits-to-using-child-labor/a-16310926


MellRox013

What percent of first world sixth graders have them? Like 100 percent?


Zade_Pace

A...Commercial Drivers License? Is that what you mean by "CDL"?


IDislikeHomonyms

What else could it mean?


Zade_Pace

I don't really know haha that's why I was asking


MellRox013

When I was around the same age and asked the same question, the only association I had with the word "virgin" was the virgin Mary, so I thought it had some religious meaning and my answer was "no. I don't go to church".


Umklopp

Tell me you're neurodivergent without saying you're neurodivergent, lol


D10NYSUS43

wait what how does this connect to being neurodivergent


GroochCheesily

You're deeply on the spectrum


IDislikeHomonyms

What made you say that?


hooDio

the perceived innocence, i know these situations oh so well btw, based galaxy fold screen shot


my_chaffed_legs

I was asked the same thing in like 4th or 5th grade and I didn't know what it was either so the exact same situation happened to me "no I don't think so" "you've had sex?!" "What no of course not"


BleedingHeart1996

I'm An Adult Version!


IceColdDump

“And then I went on to play linebacker at Notre Dame.”