Bidets are a fine upgrade from wiping, but using a hose is the best.
Maximum reach, you can blast your asshole from any direction. Water is not enough to get a proper clean, also important to use your other hand to scrub off any remaining shit.
I actually just made a post about these. Don’t use these weak ass over priced bidets.
Check out my setup: https://www.reddit.com/r/Killtony/comments/15yrwm9/william_need_a_bum_gun_and_huggies_wipes_i_go/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1
It’s way cleaner to take a shower after a shit, if you got shit on any other part of your body your gunna wash it with water and soap and not just wipe it with tissue
Like just wipe your ass. Get wet wipes if you need them. What are y'all eating that you can't clean yourself. Also stop wasting water it's so obnoxious.
But the issue was he doesn't wipe his ass efficiently beforehand. You do wipe your ass... right? Before the shower, I mean.
Also Highly suggest your next big buy being a bidet. They're awesome and a fairly cheap setup is all you need. GAME CHANGER.
Why would you not wipe beforehand. I agree with your gf it’s absolutely disgusting. Your literally shitting all over the shower floors where she also showers (im assuming) and even if she’s not, you are. Unless you clean your shower/tub every time you take a shit, which I doubt since you said it’s at least 4 times, it absolutely is disgusting
I poop 3-4 times a day. There’s nothing wrong with that. I’m an extremely active person and I eat a lot to sustain energy. More energy output costs more calorie input. It’s a daily thing, but if I were to go a few days without a poop and then have a day of 7-10 poops, then I would be alarmed or I would be on opiates. Speaking of opiates, back when I was on methadone I would be lucky to poop once a week. It would be the dryest big poop that felt like it was coming out sideways.
I hope they see this and talk abt it on the show so ur gf knows uve been cleaning ur shitty ass in the shower every day. Btw that is disgusting af LMAO
The bidet blasts the poop off bruh. It's like a pressure washer for you B-hole. Then you take a small amount of toilet paper to dry your leather cheerio and give it a final clean.
Well, I’m assuming you’re dating a teenager cuz we all shit and she’s disgusted by it. So there’s that. Plus, more than 2 Shits/day ain’t right. Check yo diet my man.
I think she's disgusted by him washing his shit off in the shower... I'm sure she'd be fine with him shitting and wiping his ass or using a bidet like a normal human lol
Why do you shower just wipe like a normal human then when you’re ready to get clean give your asshole (and surrounding areas) a ravishing scrub wam bam thank you maam you’re clean
You should be glad they did. You, and William are wrong, bruh. Wipe. Do a wipey. If it's still not clean, THEN shower. Plenty of us shower when the wipe doesn't work. But here's the thing.....
WIPE FIRST.
You need to get on some Yo kratom if you are popping that much. You'll be a once a day guy and NEVER have diarrhea. I've been taking kratom for almost 6 years and I don't think I've ever had diarrhea since I've started. Only actually constipated one time. Just took a laxative and was fine
I thought William shit story is pretty accurate to me except I don't leave any shit on my asshole and then take a pic of it and I take at least 3 showers a day.
You realize you don’t have to physically take a shower to clean yourself right? You can literally just set a small stream of of bath water squat down facing away and from the stream and clean yourself with whatever soap and the water. Your asshole is all that needs to be cleaned my dude. No need to take an entire shower and announce it to the household lol
She would not have to even know that the water is on.
I'm with William. Water and soap is optimal for cleaning. What's never made to me is what happens if the TP breaks? Do you just get more TP and wipe your fingers? Or do you use... Water and soap 👀
Bidets are fucking nasty. Like the poop shoots everywhere and gets all over your balls mo thank you. And I have to hold my dick so it doesn’t get splashed
Sad we have to say this like talking to a 5 year old but everybody shits. If she were a grown ass adult she would would be thankful you are clean and take a shower after. 🤦🏻♀️
You gotta get your shit together literally. Buy wiped and use toilet paper. I am obsessed with having a clean asshole and do NOT take a shower every time I shit. Maybe get a bidet or something. I don’t understand William and I don’t understand you. I wish you wel
i advocate shower after every deuce. This is Hindu Brahminical standard and the standard of cleanliness for any sacred cermony. Only Westerners created toilet paper and no all are unclean/untouchable low class. why would yohr girlfriend get mad if you shower after? She wants you a dirty pig instead?
Who the fuck has time to take 4 showers a day. What a psycho.
4 shits a day is also quite alot
Eating every meal exclusively at Taco Bell = 3+ shits a day
Had 5 yesterday
IBS is a motherfucker
It’s from alcohol eroding the lining of your colon
It actually makes the tissues swell and makes them unable to absorb much so it just comes out faster.
Is Imperial\_Trumphant a butt thing? Reading this comment, I think it's a butt thing.
Imperial Triumphant is actually an avant-garde metal band but I like your idea sooo much better LMFAO
I don’t drink. I do shit though. A lot. Probably too much.
4 showers is weirder, I’m usually 2 and done that first one just doesn’t clear it everytime.
I'm dropping 3-4 piles a day minimum
Piles are hemorrhoids, dude. That's a lotta hemorrhoids.
Dung piles. Horse piles. Shrimp baskets
Piles are piles of crap ya dingus Edit: this guy's downvoting me because I poop too much 🤣
Yeah they are thinking of polyps. Piles of polyps
No, piles is another term for 'roids. Polyps are further in, like in the colon.
Wait 4 is too many? Fuck, I need to see someone
Ur actually supposed to poop every 6 hours
Forreal just get a portable bidet at that point
Bidets... The mini butthole showers.
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Feels like it.
Yeah man get a job
And a bidet
Christina fucking P. That monster has been advocating this for years.
People with those weird brains that never dream, man... NON DREAMERS!
I can shower in like 5 minutes using a 3 in 1. Hell sometimes I'll just use shampoo all over and call it.
You are not clean
2 men walk into a bar. One showers FOUR times a day. One showers ZERO times a day. Who wins the psycho award?
The one who eats their own shit
still the four times guy.
Oh fuck - I know this one! The one who also masturbates when asians die in internet videos?
Yeah because when they in the end and we all do that and it doesn’t make sense after in the beginning
It really do be
Yeah
Understandably
I think you a word or two there
People who aren't lazy and workout and run everyday. Aka not people built like Montgomery
*Awkwardly raises hand*
https://www.amazon.com/bidet/s?k=bidet
Yeah seriously how did bidets not come up during William's interview
I was thinking that the whole time!
Bro has enough money for a bidet in every fucking room
You can get a basic one for $40. It works perfectly fine.
American moment
Bidets are a fine upgrade from wiping, but using a hose is the best. Maximum reach, you can blast your asshole from any direction. Water is not enough to get a proper clean, also important to use your other hand to scrub off any remaining shit.
Redman has also mentioned having a bidet before
I actually just made a post about these. Don’t use these weak ass over priced bidets. Check out my setup: https://www.reddit.com/r/Killtony/comments/15yrwm9/william_need_a_bum_gun_and_huggies_wipes_i_go/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1
Anyone who takes that many showers must have half a dozen concussions in their history. What an R
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Well, at least we know who has the cleaner ass between the two of you.
Nah I lick it clean every night
It’s way cleaner to take a shower after a shit, if you got shit on any other part of your body your gunna wash it with water and soap and not just wipe it with tissue
Buy. A. Bidet. You can even keep soap next to your toilet. You don’t need to shower.
Exactly. I’m clean af. But definitely more ashy
I dont think an ashy butt should be something to worry about
Like just wipe your ass. Get wet wipes if you need them. What are y'all eating that you can't clean yourself. Also stop wasting water it's so obnoxious.
He's probably an alcoholic like Bert. Alcoholics have diarrhea every single day. That's what all the splatter on toilets is from
PARENTS DO BETTER
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But the issue was he doesn't wipe his ass efficiently beforehand. You do wipe your ass... right? Before the shower, I mean. Also Highly suggest your next big buy being a bidet. They're awesome and a fairly cheap setup is all you need. GAME CHANGER.
I don’t wipe beforehand :( I just spread my legs
Why don’t you just buy a damn bidet? They’re amazing
Just shit in the shower and push it down with your hand. Done.
I believe they call that a waffle stomp
Lmao
Ew
Fucking gross
Why wouldn’t you wipe then shower makes zero sense
Hmm good question. I didn’t think of this. But then again I don’t shit anywhere else so never was really left to ponder this.
Fucking gross, dude.
Bro…that’s gross.
Jesus Christ
oh dear lord
Why would you not wipe beforehand. I agree with your gf it’s absolutely disgusting. Your literally shitting all over the shower floors where she also showers (im assuming) and even if she’s not, you are. Unless you clean your shower/tub every time you take a shit, which I doubt since you said it’s at least 4 times, it absolutely is disgusting
Why are you ashamed to poop? Everyone poops, especially your GF.
Not Kim Jong Un
He has no need for one.
Username checks out
OP needs to pick up a copy of everyone poops
Not 4 times a day. Homie must be eating beans and fiber only.
Girls don't poop, they just pee a lot
Dude wipe your ass, seriously, how bad are your shits that you have to shower? It's definitely odd.
Probably an alcoholic
Nasty
BIDET
I would suggest slipping a few Zantac 75s in her drink at dinner
Guarantee your gf is in there shitting bricks, prolly got a neck like Mike Tyson.
3-4 poops a day? See a doctor.
3 is healthy bro. Maybe YOU should see a doctor Are you Chet btw?
I have to 3-4 poops at work
I poop 3-4 times a day. There’s nothing wrong with that. I’m an extremely active person and I eat a lot to sustain energy. More energy output costs more calorie input. It’s a daily thing, but if I were to go a few days without a poop and then have a day of 7-10 poops, then I would be alarmed or I would be on opiates. Speaking of opiates, back when I was on methadone I would be lucky to poop once a week. It would be the dryest big poop that felt like it was coming out sideways.
How many do you do? I get worried if I only have 2. Typically 3-4 here. I really worry when I have a random day where I don’t poop.
One
Is this a troll post?!
Y’all don’t have wet wipes where you live or what?
I love will but that is fucking nasty. Will not shake his hand.
Wipe your ass dog!
Just use a wet wipe and DO NOT FLUSH IT
YES!
people who don't wash their ass are nasty
To some
Get a bidet bro
Homie if you’re shitting 4 times a day you might have issues more pressing
Eh abojt 3 times
My doctor told me I should shit as often as I eat. 3 meals. 3 shits. 4 meals. 4 shits.
Did that doctor take your Promo Code at checkout?
I hope they see this and talk abt it on the show so ur gf knows uve been cleaning ur shitty ass in the shower every day. Btw that is disgusting af LMAO
I ain’t Eva gonna stop
When you wash your car, do you wet the rag before you start? If yes, apply the same technique to your butthole
YES, cuz wet toilet paper works so well. 🤡
Just a little damp and it still works fine
You should try it yourself & report back
Took your advice and ended up with a handful of shit, wet toilet paper and shame
Also, don’t soak the TP. Just get it a little wet
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The bidet blasts the poop off bruh. It's like a pressure washer for you B-hole. Then you take a small amount of toilet paper to dry your leather cheerio and give it a final clean.
You shouldn't flush baby wipes and I don't want perfumed shit cloths in my waste basket
You might be dumb
Well, I’m assuming you’re dating a teenager cuz we all shit and she’s disgusted by it. So there’s that. Plus, more than 2 Shits/day ain’t right. Check yo diet my man.
I think she's disgusted by him washing his shit off in the shower... I'm sure she'd be fine with him shitting and wiping his ass or using a bidet like a normal human lol
Brother, I do the same (if I am at home)
Get a bidet you dummy
Its called a shower poo
I always shower after I take a shit which is once a day in the morning
“Why doesn’t your gooch smell like the cheese shops of Paris!” -Your Girl
Lol
Ever heard of bidets?
Just get a bidet man!
Why do you shower just wipe like a normal human then when you’re ready to get clean give your asshole (and surrounding areas) a ravishing scrub wam bam thank you maam you’re clean
Buy a bidet. Wtf is wrong with some of you???
Are you sure you’re not messing with your relationship with Williams poop story?
I mean I lived in a house where no one would buy toilet paper and steal yours, seriously the only times I'd show was after a poop
Baby wipes or a bidet
I don’t care what any of y’all say if you poop more than twice a day something’s wrong
Ok nvm everyone’s dif I guess. Google says : Generally speaking, most people poop between 3 times a week and 3 times a day,
You should be glad they did. You, and William are wrong, bruh. Wipe. Do a wipey. If it's still not clean, THEN shower. Plenty of us shower when the wipe doesn't work. But here's the thing..... WIPE FIRST.
Get that bidet dude. Its a butthole shower each and every poo!
Bro she should be grateful cuz I’ll dump and just jump into bed brown booty and all
Keep this to yourself.
There are other ways to clean just your butthole besides a shower.
You are not alone brother. It’s impossible to get your hole clean with toilet paper. Everybody’s walking around with a shitty butt not us though
Wipe your ass bro. Get wipes if you gotta. You are doing too much.
Do you have IBS?
Maybe change your diet bro.
Google fiber my dude
STOP POOPING ON COMPANY TIME YOU ASSHOLE
Get a bidet you white devil
BIDET
How have you not just gotten a bidet. Amazon for 30 bucks they install in 10 minutes and any moron could do it. Problem solved
You need to get on some Yo kratom if you are popping that much. You'll be a once a day guy and NEVER have diarrhea. I've been taking kratom for almost 6 years and I don't think I've ever had diarrhea since I've started. Only actually constipated one time. Just took a laxative and was fine
Juat have your GF lick your hole clean after you drop a piece and then you won't even need to take a shower
I thought William shit story is pretty accurate to me except I don't leave any shit on my asshole and then take a pic of it and I take at least 3 showers a day.
You realize you don’t have to physically take a shower to clean yourself right? You can literally just set a small stream of of bath water squat down facing away and from the stream and clean yourself with whatever soap and the water. Your asshole is all that needs to be cleaned my dude. No need to take an entire shower and announce it to the household lol She would not have to even know that the water is on.
I waffle stomp in the shower so there’s no toilet flush to be heard. There are no problems, just solutions.
Grow up and get a bidet
You shitting 4 times a day is a problem, sort that out before your relationship
My girlfriend was staring at me the entire time because I do the exact same thing.
Have you ever dated an ex girlfriend of Drew Carey?
You are supposed to wipe and the. Get in the shower. No idea what William is doing in there.
You need to change your diet man
I'm with William. Water and soap is optimal for cleaning. What's never made to me is what happens if the TP breaks? Do you just get more TP and wipe your fingers? Or do you use... Water and soap 👀
Bro, you're so full of shit
Why not just get a bidet?
This is some bizarre OCD type shit
Just get a bidet....
Bidets are fucking nasty. Like the poop shoots everywhere and gets all over your balls mo thank you. And I have to hold my dick so it doesn’t get splashed
Maybe you should just use toilet paper to wipe your ass
“I ain’t NEVER GON STOP taking poop showers!”
Just use a bidet or butt cleaning wipes bro.
Sad we have to say this like talking to a 5 year old but everybody shits. If she were a grown ass adult she would would be thankful you are clean and take a shower after. 🤦🏻♀️
You got self conscious issues dude.
No shit lol
Then stop. Lol
That’s revolutionary
You gotta get your shit together literally. Buy wiped and use toilet paper. I am obsessed with having a clean asshole and do NOT take a shower every time I shit. Maybe get a bidet or something. I don’t understand William and I don’t understand you. I wish you wel
i advocate shower after every deuce. This is Hindu Brahminical standard and the standard of cleanliness for any sacred cermony. Only Westerners created toilet paper and no all are unclean/untouchable low class. why would yohr girlfriend get mad if you shower after? She wants you a dirty pig instead?
Get a bidet for Christ sakes it's the same thing but better
there are far more efficient ways of cleaning yourself. just wasting water brother.
Get yourself a TUSHY using the code KillTony for 20% off
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