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Thunder-ass-clap1

Saw a tweet that said something like “when the gay couple finally invites you for drinks” lol


SouthCloud4986

I just like Phil rocking the leather coat to promote his new investigative journalism persona. We’ll be right back… or will we?


HighlyRegard3D

We'll keep it right here.


mariehelena

[...Ok, bitch - watch this!](https://youtu.be/-EIILbZQLpc?t=2m0s) 😂😎


PipedHandle

LOL


fuckingcnt53

Who's the top?


Remote_Match_6280

Apparently I’m beginning to forget that Dr Phil is a real person because I was trying to figure out why Adam Ray looked so different here.


n3sv0g

I prefer Adam's version.


Gr0v3rCl3v3l4nD

We’ll be right back


Username4133

We'll keep it right here.


Euphoric_Sandwich_74

We’ll keep it right here


idkmanfuckingpandas

We will keep it right here


steddy24

Are all these photoshopped? How fucking small is Rogie?


HungrySummer

Dr Phil is tall 


CrispityCraspits

He's turning in to Danny DeVito but with muscles.


MorkSkogen666

Joe 1.72m Dr Phil 1.91m


junkerwoland

Get your metric shit outta here 


MorkSkogen666

No thank you... Regards the entire planet


junkerwoland

Get your entire planet shit outta here 


WarSingle4665

Shane Gillis is hosting SNL tomorrow tonight.


DarthWeenus

Fuck ya


seminole4life22

On Friday?


HotgunColdheart

Duh...Prequel.


WarSingle4665

oops


seminole4life22

😂😂


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I hope Bowen Yang spends the whole night crying in a corner being comforted by Sarah Sherman.


moon_apes_unite

We attach metric sockets to a 1/4" 3/8" and 1/2" ratchet, the whole world. All the metric bolts on earth get turned by a standard fractional inch drive mechanism.


drumkid2370

He also weighs around 14 stone


_JackieTreehorn_

Freedom units bitch!


Bubbly_Professional3

6.15 NFL Footballs and 6.84 NFL Footballs So, about half a football's difference.


_JackieTreehorn_

🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲


CH41N5M0K3R

So like how's it going dude!?!


Full_Writer_3530

rogie is 6 feet?


Bubbly_Professional3

How long is an NFL football?


Full_Writer_3530

A foot? No?


Bubbly_Professional3

Not quite, no. It's about 3.8 baseballs long.


Full_Writer_3530

lol


central_Fl_fun

I Googled their heights (I don't do conversions). Phil 6'3" Rogan- 5'8"


Remote_Match_6280

Those numbers look nearly identical to me. I am such a stupid American.


youonkazoo53

Joe = 22.57 Big Macs tall Phil = 25.07 Big Macs tall


Remote_Match_6280

Phil has to be WAY more than 3.5 Big Macs taller than Rogan. Phil is at least one vertical semi automatic rifle taller than Rogan.


boogasaurus-lefts

Almost an average medical bill invoice difference. There's a bit of distance


Glittering-Club-871

Id say about 8 ford spark plugs taller than rogan


AN0Nc0nformist

We only measure things in freedom units around here buddy


GhostReliant

Okay now again but in real measurements


DaleRodriguezz

Keep that bs across the pond, tell us their real height. Goofball.


SomeMeatBag

And from above, below, and both sides


scapegoat_88

Damn, 20cm difference


StrangeVortexLex

Why do Rogan’s hands amount for 78% of his body mass?


kgb17

I bet his dick is tiny in those mitts.


-Mafakka-

Probably because of HGH...or elk meat


malandropist

Adam Ray said on Steve-O that Dr.Phil’s son contacted him to link up 👀


Aridan

\-cue sick guitar lick-


helvisg0d

Cool guy club


Fit_Length8705

welcome to Phil Tony


Clevepants

Bring on the bum fights guy next now


markeets

Did they mention Adam ray’s dr Phil at all? I have no interest in this episode otherwise


TigMac

Not a word about it. I was thinking about it the whole time.


bdcp

There's a whole segment of the real Dr Phill on the last few minutes of the arena show


[deleted]

Adam Rays costume is getting really good


fizzzingwhizbee

Am I the only one who got excited when the Dr Phil notification came up only to be disappointed when it was ACTUALLY Dr Phil lol


GCIV414

Mr Burns lookin ass


OutlawArmas

Dr Phil got a big ass head


Lazy-Dirt4487

Joe Rogan is so tiny it's hilarious


ihaveseveralhobbies

Dr Phil is also a big boy at around 6’3”. Joe is a manlett though.


Fabulous-Attempt6656

Adam ray looks like shit


Kashm1r_Sp1r1t

We'll keep it here


daniel1150

Adam Ray finally appeared on Joe Rogan


Starfarter53

Aww father and son had a nice get together :)


No-Research5333

Looks like a thumb hanging out with a dick.


Normal_Egg6067

Lol


ChapitoDito

Kid Rock looks wild without his hat on


jakk_attakk

Joe's gotta fix the strings on his hoodie


Top_Soft_9601

He never does, it drives me crazy.


dyals_style

Joe is such a tiny man 🤣


Chookaloook

Sad to see dudes over 50 dress like this. They can't keep getting away with it.


spaghoni

Love Adam Ray but fuck the real Dr Phil. Fake ass grifter.


[deleted]

Dr Phil is such a creep. Unlicensed asshat who publicly diagnoses celebrities he hasn't met. Running a trashy daytime TV show and getting so rich he collects Ferraris.


Least-Addition4665

Just found out Joe’s only 5’7 after seeing this.


ImJeebuss

My Stomach before evacuation after not shitting for 2 days...


holloweyesounds

Didn’t make it through the 2nd half of the episode. Does anyone know if Adam doing Dr Phil gets brought up? I’ve always wondered what he thought it of it lol


vinkablinka

It does not


Dizsmo

Why Joe got a purse lmao


[deleted]

Rogies is such a boomer 😂


jay1he

Dr Phil looks scary as hell.


anvil54

I love these two. I just wish they understood politics better


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Cautious-Day9424

Looks like Doc Phil could absolutely stretch the fuck outta Lil Joey.


Uncle_N_Word

Is Adam Ray really that big? I know Joe is short but still


PSA-TLDR

We’ll edit that out


grrouchie

Dr Phil is fucking Huge


StonedPirate_

Good listen, both dudes are crazy as shit tho.


IVMRGREENXX

needs to be guest on KT


Zeveneno

Cool to see that Adam will be on JRE soon


PipedHandle

I can’t tell the difference anymore between Adam and Phil


pubstanky

Sick jean game on the both


JediBenobi

Adam Ray is turning into Dr. Phil


turtlebro5

Just kidding we’ll keep it right here.


LJayC92

We'll keep it right here


DaRealFakeShady

Joe keeps his wallet in his left front pocket. Interesting.


Ok-Fly-19420

Mini boss


Dangerous-Ad-7988

Hanging with the man


seattleseattle

*my balls in the mirror


cracker_barrel_kid55

I’ve been waiting for Adam to be on JRE for years and it’s finally happened! Good for him🤙🏼


EqualVillage6476

The real Dr. Phil looks like Adam Ray Dr. Phil


Red_Ronin13

Casey Rocket is killing it in that leather jacket


Competitive_Cold_232

5'8 ppl dont try this hard in photos, joe must have lost height from excessive weights


Esc946

I always forget how short Joe Rogan is


big-nico

Why is Phil’s head so massive next to joes LMAO


mintmouse

What’s in that vending machine?


sparkygriswold1986

What a melon 🍈


NinjaManolo

#WE'LL KEEP IT RIGHT HERE.


Repulsive_Water4197

Let’s stay right here


TheUpwardSpiralDown

Somehow in my brain Adam ray looks more like Dr Phil than Dr Phil 😭