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Order66JasonGenova

This would be awesome lol


JeSuisLeChampignon

But is it awesome? That’s the question isn’t it? And if it is awesome, maybe that’s just what they want you to think when it really isn’t. Have they told you anything awesome before? Why would they start now?


Extreme-Guess6110

Why you ask? Because this is what they want. The want you to be left confused. This is real life, folks.


AbsolutelyUnlikely

I used to enjoy having sex with women, but now I can't get an erection unless a man over the age of 65 is spanking me. I'm getting a blow job from a man with six grandchildren under my desk right now. What is going on?


Order66JasonGenova

Why the FuCK would you say that you bitch! No seriously, I have a mushroom 🍄 growing out of my neck right now.


austintrade

Fuckk ouff! It’s not that deep it’s a character! Let loose a little suzie poo


eradicator87

That would be great, but no one does Tucker Carlson like Nick Mullen


ChiTown_Paul

He has a female character he’s been practicing… he also plays Vince McMahon on a tv show so I’m suspecting it’s either of those.


AbsolutelyUnlikely

Vince McMahon would be cool too.


flyryan

Especially now. He could lean into the creepy perv.


Ok-Letterhead6593

My guess as as well


Mhansen1717

Too controversial and dividing. Not fun in general. I don’t see him committing to his character


AbsolutelyUnlikely

>Too controversial and dividing Lean into it >Not fun in general Maybe, if you're dead inside >I don’t see him committing to his character We're talking about Adam fucking Ray here


Miserable_Pilot3927

Not at all, his views are logical


johndre3000_

Bad guess


Sipdasizurp

The average viewer doesn't know enough about him,like we do Dr phil


PM-ME-YOUR-TOTS

Knew 0 about Dr. Phil, picked up absolutely everything I needed to know within 2 minutes of watching the impression. Adam teaches you who he is lol.


turtlebro5

Don’t think that’s really necessary to enjoy Adam in any character.


AbsolutelyUnlikely

I disagree, I actually know more about Tucker than Dr Phil and I'd say he's been a lot more culturally relevant in the last decade or so.


pulpgimp

"What is going on here?"


AdamnElk

He already showed it didn't he? It's an old woman who sings?


KrombopulosMAssassin

That comedy store appearance? That was pretty damn funny.


WilliamMontcuminme

I bet it will be his "Elaine" character, its an older lady that would really work on Kill Tony


Ok-Letterhead6593

Yep


Ok-Letterhead6593

No it's gonna be that dirty old lady he did once on YouTube


J_da_damaja

Gnawl


big-nico

FIRE IDEA 😭🤣🤝


Defiant_Ad9772

Lmaooo


GiraffeCalledKevin

Fuck. Yes.


stackered

We have enough Tucker Carlson with Tucker existing. 0% want to see this


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godofwarts11

Name checks out 😂


moronic_potato

*high pitched Tucker clown laugh*


CyL0nRa1d3r

Adam should do Redban one episode.


Express-Guava-9671

I feel like Carlsons voice isn’t funny enough like Dr Phil’s is.


ThatsNot_Mayo

Whats Adam Ray’s?


Blitzvomit

can you do Ben Shapiro edit plz