That ending 🤣🤣

Fucking amazing 😂😂😂😂

Yuhhh!!!

Michael white is the definition of a lovable retard

He’s like sweet Dee’s rapper boyfriend

Lil’ Kevin was who I thought of when he walked on stage

Like a Jamie Kennedy character from the early 2000s come to life.

This is so accurate it's painful 😂😂

Lmfao

This is perfect

Wow amazing

I’d buy spaghetti from him 

Trying to see if we can order spaghetti from him over here in Cali 💀

Dry ice, restaurants do it

You in so cal? Let’s get a spag shipment

Yess

Fuck it, let’s throw a spaghetti block party and have him perform.

I keep telling myself it’s all an act 😂😂😂😂 he’s very committed

New age version of B-Rad from Malibu’s Most Wanted

lmao yup my first thought as well.

More than Half of the kill Tony universe fall into the same category 😂

I think he's smarter than he lets on.

I hope that doesn’t mean he gets a golden ticket.

Don't start roasting unless you're being roasted - bro so many people need to hear that

Then roasting wouldn't exist as someone has to initiate it

On Kill Tony you only roast once Tony roasts you first.

cringe, you guys are whack and by you guys, I mean this weird new austin fan that feels ownerships over how the show is supposed to be lol

Relax pussy

Ever heard of David Lucas?

I have! Tony had seem him do roast battles a while before he was ever on the show and still told him to chill out when he went after the guest in his first appearance.

Omg he listened?

Having the capitol stormer on it is hilarious

How dare you. She's a patriotic tourist!!

Haters gunna hate but this song was low key kinda fun. Glad you took their critiques to heart and slowed the lyrics so we can understand them. You guys think he filmed it himself? Or sold a bunch of spaghetti to hire a film crew?

Im with you he obviously slowed down his raps for this one and it’s a fun song he probably filmed while being bored waiting.

He can pull a video out of his ass lol

Exactly. Not sure why everyone’s crying about it. He’s just having fun. Who fucking cares.

People love to hate on everything. Hopefully it's mostly joking around, because this is awesome, dude's a character and it's hilarious.

Right I feel like this is a cool behind the scenes moment!! I’ve always wondered what it looks like over there while they’re all waiting, the video definitely makes the song for me! and the song is now stuck in my head so it must be alright🤣

Yes, I really enjoyed that.

More self introspection in this song than anyone else associated with the show has ever shown.

Yea for sure. He gets it, can make fun of himself and he’s got a great flow. Tony will respond well to this.

This guy is such a character lol

I fucking love it

This was Fire 🔥

actually kinda funny

Kinda good but why hate on Danny Brown :/

I think Tony has some beef with Danny Brown so my guess it's a reference to that.

Very gay if true. I know Danny was lit on KT before but Tony prob wouldn’t hold that against him, he’s not that gay.

That and the freedom of speech line were confusing to me but I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt cause he’s trying his best.

I honestly thought Tony was lying when he claimed 200 people sign up.

They used to do the show out of THE comedy store…

And that stared out with a handful of people signing up and got to like 60-80 signups I believe. Not sure if the comedy store regularly made it to if even ever to triple digits.

Dude deserves a chance at fame and is a modern day jester.

Him talking to the guy Chad that openly admitted he’s a cuck about them roasting him is hilarious

I’m convinced Chad is just there selling weed every Monday

Dude needs to preform this new song on kill Tony along with that Mexican dude that went off in kill Tony’s latest episode

with blue lips drumming

At that point they’d have to paint their faces white and black and call themselves the insane clown posse

Loco Payaso Posse

Agree

2000’s Chamillionaire ass flow

That's not a roast 

Anything newer is better than anything older. Obv! /s

The ending got me.

🔥🔥🔥

Wtf

Why does he wear a dishcloth lazily thrown on top of his baseball cap? It looks so dumb.

much worse than was hoping for

This was greatness

I kinda like it lol

“he’s the greatest musical artist in the world, he’s on a rocket ship to stardom!!” - Tony (any time someone is absolute trash)

This is legitimately creative and fun.

Catchy hook ngl

G a y

This is a flash in the pan moment! ✨

Who and who?

Malibu's most wanted poorer cousin?

We'll be right back

Pretty sure that arlos Carlos dude just made the real official theme song, "mamalamamala Tony!!"

I appreciate the attempt but this song sucks

This is actually quite funny lol this would be funny background music at times. If anyone is bashing him having fun and expressing himself, try to make a song yourself. Don't take life so seriously!

I’ve listened to this 3 times. Tony’s all our favorite gay homie 😂🩵

Beautiful

Wanted to like it but not good. Good job taking advice as far as slowing down your raps but this is absolute sh!t.

The last set this guy sucked so bad, definitely a 1 trick pony and it's a baaad trick

No. Just….no.

🔥🔥🔥 Hustler Mike gotta banger Go buy his spaghetti!!

This made me laugh, it’s dumb and lo-fi but it’s fun watching him have fun.

Certified banger

r/crappymusic is the place for this.

Jeeze if you read this Micheal, don’t let being on Tony become your personality. Shits cringy already br

He's been on Kill Tony twice, got invited to the secret show, got a bunch views on his videos from KT fans, and we're commenting on a Reddit post about him. He's doing exactly what he should be doing.

I’m sure you would’ve probably said the same thing in the early iron patriot days as well. I’m just saying he shouldn’t want this to be what defines his career.

He's had a long(though niche) career. Im 100% sure KT won't define his presence. Though he may be in a defining moment regardless. He needs to eat up this opportunity and swing it into the next. I hear what you're sayin though.

I love this!

This is terrible

Eh, he had his 15 minutes.

Anyone can make a 'Kill Tony theme song'. The challenge is making one that isn't God awful.

I hate that Tony props up dumbfucks like this guy

He got drawn out of the bucket. You gotta be a dumb fuck to play kill tony roulette every Monday

I believe he got pulled the first time. Not a fucking chance he got pulled twice is all I'm saying.

There is obviously a chance if you put your name in the bucket.

Damn… I love that motherfucker even more now.

Idk why yall keep bringing this guy up. Dudes terrible

This is going to be stuck in my head for years to come.

Damn this shits terrible give a wigger two minutes of time on stage and look what it does to society.

Give a fucking moron access to the internet and we get comments like yours.

Im not a fan of him but he has some flow. Some better beats and some more education could go a long way.

I don’t think this was meant to be serious

No shit. His who shtick isn’t serious. No way he is seriously that stupid. The guy thought he got called back because of his stand up. Hes basically handicap. You all ate it up.

It’s your time to shine Michael. Don’t fuck it up ya big dummy

I got a kick out of it 🙃

That was actually low key pretty fire

Lmao awesome

This is amazing. So well done!

[удалено]

ADHD will do that to you

My ears are bleeding.

Respect

Kill Tonys most wanted!!! Cue air horn sounds *Bah bahh bahhhh* For real tho I love it.

It's awesome

Jesus, this is just all kinds of bad.

I liked this guy at first but the more I see him the more I don’t like him.

His first appearance was fine as a wacky bucket pull but even when he "rapped" that time it sucked. And then his second appearance was complete trash. I think Tony gives "musical" pulls too much attention anyway but this guy just sucks.

That is lame and is very gay.

Good luck my friend you were funny but lose the bra on the head

Did Kam cut his hair?

This guy was the biggest beg in battle rap once upon a time

This is like clicking on a random YouTube video in 2008

The plot thickens..

the end LMAOOOO

michael white and crack amico collab when?

🔥🔥🔥🔥

This guy sucks

Reminds me of early YouTube.

Gotta love the Doctor Peppers guy at the end

Fucking dope

That was amazing

Liberal cuck who cries if you don't give him cashapp money. Please do not make this loser famous. He's a known EBegger

How do you know if he's a liberal?

He posted saying he was a liberal on his fb. Lmao he will never make spaghetti again, because he has sucker's donating cashapp to him

If you tell him to make spaghetti or hustle for money he will call you a hater saying "I MAKE VIDEOS AND EDIT ITS NOT FREE YOU A HATER IF YOU DONT CASHAPP MEEEE WEEE"

I think the schtick has run its course.

You mean 34 years ago after Vanilla Ice?

Meh. He’s no Iron Patriot. Dirty Crabber ftw!

I likeded the Menudo guy’s song better. This cosplay black hood dude is mildly talented but so cringe.

Danny Brown diss??? Fug dude

Literally sounds like a kid in 1999 with zero flow rapping over a midi file. Damn people really give a ton of leeway for trash just because its referencing something they like lmao.

1999? Bedroom rappers started around 2005, but yeah. And it’s fun. He’s not getting a Grammy, chill.

I like that some people like this and wish him and all of them the best. Also he stole my grandpas underwear and if I ever see him in real life I’m gonna snatch those tighty whiteys right off his head.

Hes got the voice but his rhyme scheme is horrendous. You can’t bop your head to it cause the syllables that rhyme are in random places. Needs to be more symmetrical

Love this guy but I'll take the melodica guy over this guy any day.

Michael white was a joy in Corpus battle scene, he’s even more precious for this tho!!

Lol, not terrible

This one was a struggle for me, but i respect the effort. I hope he drops more tunes. while this one was a miss for me, i know its in there somewhere.

Edit: Fml... Its stuck in my head now.

This actually went hard

I love that Mike's being embraced. MONSTERGRINDIN! StopStarinAtMyCup! Legit proud of him

He’s everybody favorite gay homie

Dude looks almost identical to a high school friend who rapped. If he hadn’t OD’d and died, I’d have thought he’d just changed his last name and hit his head real hard.

I'm not even mad

Super fun song, It'd be awesome to see it performed on the show sometime. Only critique I'd have is that the "show... show..." part of the chorus is a little bit boring and slows down the flow of the rap. For example it could be replaced with something like "I wanna be, on the Kill Tony... show... dont ya know..." and then you could create variants of that by replacing "dont ya know" with "you should know" and maybe "You already know". Just an idea! Still a great, fun song regardless.

Honestly good for this guy for trying but come on. He isn't good at stand up. He's not particularly funny unless you're laughing at him. I don't think he's a good rapper but apparently some people here do. That being said, KT definitely doesn't need some (shitty) rapper to take up any of the shows time. Do people really want to see this guy come up regularly instead of a bucket pull?

MY ADHD MY ADHDDDDD

Ahhh, that’s wholesome

Him and crack amico could do some bangers

Bars!!

Karen Jones cameo!!!

I wish him well.

I’m never going to be able to stop seeing this retard am I

Awwww sweet

This guy sucks ass

He lost me when he dissed danny brown.. fuck outa here

The hook gave my a headache

this guy needs to be famous dude. would love to watch the madness 👏🏽🤣

this literally made my day 🥹😭👏🏽👏🏽

We need a collab with him and William doing a mash up of this and Sweet Little Dog.

Haha that’s pretty good 👍

These are the type of posts this sub needs more of! Let’s go Michael White! I can’t imagine making that drive week after week with little to no chance of success for most. This man out here getting it done tho!

Can we all finally agree on something??

No, slobwrangler, we can not.

The hook was ass but the verses were fucking cold and sound good

🔥

I hate that I love this

Got a you tube source? Wanna share this shit.

https://youtu.be/YilQsvQejHU?si=fFn8gN2m6j8CaIQ3

Him and Crack Amico should battle

Hell yeah kojak

Shit I’m gonna get downvoted through the floor for this but I got some spare karma. Michael white>Casey rockett maybe not at standup but at being an east Texas rapper for sure.

Great tune! Thought I'd see at least one cut of him covered with spaghetti and sauce tho. missed opportunity!

I loved this! Bwahahah. I live for this show exclusively.

This dude is actually pretty fucking cool and I bet he would be chill to hang with. Respect

This goes hard