Why didnât i laugh?
He did fine.
Heâs seguraâd like all the rest of the no
Longer need to work for the money crew.
Once the money gun is on the funny gun click click
Maybe you didn't see what I saw. I dunno. I think he killed.
There's miles of difference between Seguras lacluster performance and Hinchcliffes set that night.
My bad I wasnât comparing their respective sets.
Tony was objectively better then Tom at the roast.
I can see that even though I yawned the whole damn show.
Gronk born with cte made me smile for a second I guess.
Iâm dead inside this is my fault lmao
Hell yeah! A true rags to riches story. Tony lives the American dream to its fullest. I hope he doesn't forget those who helped along the way and kerps KT free on YT.
Lol this was pretty random. Almost like a paid promotion đ§ Tony trying to keep his name out there since the Netflix roast, huh? I see what youâre doing, Tony
A Kill Tony Poem that was never supposed to see the light of day; until uhhh this guy stole my horribly written joke, sort of lol⌠jk!
Two paths...
emerged before meâ
'Living the dream (waves to left) &
'Living the dream.
(apathetically* motion to right).
I figured I could stay in CT.
Stagnant.
And literally serve othersâ
... until l uh, kill myself.
Or!- or...
I could come here, 2024 People's Choice; "Comedy Store".
And I really hope, * I don't bomb.
*don't bomb.
*don't bomb.
(Holy trinity and snaps fingers 3x's)
But on the unfortunate event that I do,
Perhaps, just threaten-
to kill myself... ?
Though if all the latter shall failâ before oh poor FEMALE wanna-be comedian, me....!!!
I can always just.
Well, Tonyâ
kill thyself.
âk.
Disclaimer: I donât even own a cat, though I do love them! Iâm sorry Reddit!! Lol I typed in 3 buzzwords sex, cats, drugsâ to make an account so that Google would stop cock blocking every NSFW Reddit article I was reading. Jerrod Carmichaelâs Reddit crew already ripped me apart, a month ago for my first ever post asking; âwhy would you have a guy in incognito then immediately cut to a marquee shot with Rory Shovelâs name on it? I Wasâ Just curious. Lol Again, SorryâŚ!!!
I got a lot of;
âkill yourselfâ comments đ very on par. Lol
& If my dumb, vulnerable, little cheeky poem offended youâ I do apologize.. again; it wasnât supposed to see The Kill Tony light of day.
But If youâre still mad though. Fight me.
Physically fight me lol. I wonât cancel you.
But I mean literallyâ letâs get in a ring.
Andy Kauffman Style.
Iâm a proactive female, no #MeTooâs here.
Iâm more of a âOhfuck#YouToo,?! Kinda galâŚ
â⌠Well, I guess we have to go physically âfuck em up thenâŚ.â
*Also Redban, Iâm like if Heidi and Sam Kinison had an angry fucking love child. And idk what to do with all this! So Iâm doing the most whorish thing of all and seeking mentorship* from famous people. Blehhhh I wannna cancel myself for just saying that.
Please every kill Tony fan letâs all sign a petition that says we will no longer be fans if u dint get rid of redban that dude is so weird and cringe brings nothing to the show
This guy is definitely getting a matching jacket
đđ˝đđ˝đđ˝
"Huh what matching jackets, wtf are you TALKING about?" -Tony
iykyk
Okie dokie.
un-be-livable
Yewsunivabitch
Innnn-credible
Livable
âŚ. I love it
In Credible
I love it
Ah-mazing
Letâs talk about it
Is this Tonyâs boyfriend?
Explains why he wants to kill himself
One of them
âJust donât beat me in the face I have a show on Mondayâ
Maybe if he jumps off and mangles his leg he can become a regular.
đ¤Łđ¤Ł too real
Plus a touch of brain damage
Weâll be right back
LOL
Or even better, brain damage and PTSD!
Youâre invited to the secret show!
Fighter is a dude thereâs no chance.
Tony's gonna spill the beans on these motherfuckers
They gave a hungry fucking wolf a chance
đ
They gave joe rogans buddy a chance. And he barely came out the other end of that roast
Whos that?
Youâre funnier then him lmao
Hinchcliffe murdered at that roast dude.
Why didnât i laugh? He did fine. Heâs seguraâd like all the rest of the no Longer need to work for the money crew. Once the money gun is on the funny gun click click
Maybe you didn't see what I saw. I dunno. I think he killed. There's miles of difference between Seguras lacluster performance and Hinchcliffes set that night.
My bad I wasnât comparing their respective sets. Tony was objectively better then Tom at the roast. I can see that even though I yawned the whole damn show. Gronk born with cte made me smile for a second I guess. Iâm dead inside this is my fault lmao
I was comparing his beet red drunkard face to toms too busy getting in slightly better shape then Bert to be funny.
I'm broken too brother, no worries lol
He sounds funny get his name into the bucket on Monday.
A winner with a Suicide joke get him on the showđ
This was halfway to being his minute
đś I wish you, would step back from that ledge my friend đś
I never found the origin for that old gag
Because itâs hilarious. It used to make Jeremiah so upset and it turned into a thing
Was Tony's way of saying Jeremiah's music all sounded the same
Today is your day. https://youtu.be/gRYZijLZR-Q?si=T_2_r0Xl_KQLLwMs
More so why Tony just started singing the lyrics to it over the old band no matter what song they were playing.
Its just funny
kanye, roaring kitty and tony are all birthday buddies. would be a hell of a panel
DRS yo shit
i ain'neva gunna stahhh DRSing my shit
Found Tonyâs boyfriend.
In-credible
We'll be right back
I thought I heard that. Didn't know it was his birthday. Happy Birthday Tony! Maybe the bridge in Kentucky isn't that high lol
Get this guy a little joke book
He would never make it as a wiseman.
He couldnât cut it as a poor man stealing.
When men were men
Wiseman? Who? What?
Okie dokie.
What a legend. Dude won a fight then did 20 seconds of comedy. Respect đŤĄ
Tony 100% heard that happy birthday as heâs wearing buttless chaps using David Lucas ass for drinking water
đľstep down from that ledge my friend...
âIf I ever jump off a bridge, itâll be *THE GOLDEN GATE*â - William Montgomery is now 2 for 2
oh I'm sure that's what Tony loves, having his name endorsed after shitty jokes đ
bucket pull vibes
I wish you would step back from that from that ledge my friend!
What's the weirdest thing you have in your refrigerator?
Grapes that I know are too old to eat, but I'm waiting to see if they'll raisin themselves over time.
Da fuq
âBrand new minute from one of the greatest to ever do itâ
Sounds pretty gay
My worlds collide
Hahahaha same
That guy fought like a hungry wolf tonight
UmmâŚ
wtf đ
âYou son of a bitchâ
Tony was on that bridge ready to jump until this.
That got dark real quick
I like how the reporter dude just brushes off the suicide threat like it was a redundant statement
Anyone know the backstory here?
HAPPY BURTHDAY TONY HEETHCLIFFE
Hole-e shiit
We'll be right back
Hell yeah! A true rags to riches story. Tony lives the American dream to its fullest. I hope he doesn't forget those who helped along the way and kerps KT free on YT.
Itâs great to be here.
I tried using a 6 shooter yet I still missed
I already love this guy
Meme master
He and kanye would have the same birthday haha
You son of a bitch
San Fransisco, if I'm going to jump off a bridge, it's gonna be the GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE!!!!
Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.
Wildest thing you ever done?
Redddbaannnnnnn
Yeah, those UFC paychecks suck.
I can live with that.
Homie, definitely got a spot on the secret show
Ummmm⌠âIâm gonna jump off a bridgeâ is not threatening suicide. What type of click bait shit post is that title. LoL
Woah đł talk about edgy
Lol this was pretty random. Almost like a paid promotion đ§ Tony trying to keep his name out there since the Netflix roast, huh? I see what youâre doing, Tony
Why would you cross promote with suicide?
Hey, all promotion is good promotion
A Kill Tony Poem that was never supposed to see the light of day; until uhhh this guy stole my horribly written joke, sort of lol⌠jk! Two paths... emerged before meâ 'Living the dream (waves to left) & 'Living the dream. (apathetically* motion to right). I figured I could stay in CT. Stagnant. And literally serve othersâ ... until l uh, kill myself. Or!- or... I could come here, 2024 People's Choice; "Comedy Store". And I really hope, * I don't bomb. *don't bomb. *don't bomb. (Holy trinity and snaps fingers 3x's) But on the unfortunate event that I do, Perhaps, just threaten- to kill myself... ? Though if all the latter shall failâ before oh poor FEMALE wanna-be comedian, me....!!! I can always just. Well, Tonyâ kill thyself. âk. Disclaimer: I donât even own a cat, though I do love them! Iâm sorry Reddit!! Lol I typed in 3 buzzwords sex, cats, drugsâ to make an account so that Google would stop cock blocking every NSFW Reddit article I was reading. Jerrod Carmichaelâs Reddit crew already ripped me apart, a month ago for my first ever post asking; âwhy would you have a guy in incognito then immediately cut to a marquee shot with Rory Shovelâs name on it? I Wasâ Just curious. Lol Again, SorryâŚ!!! I got a lot of; âkill yourselfâ comments đ very on par. Lol & If my dumb, vulnerable, little cheeky poem offended youâ I do apologize.. again; it wasnât supposed to see The Kill Tony light of day. But If youâre still mad though. Fight me. Physically fight me lol. I wonât cancel you. But I mean literallyâ letâs get in a ring. Andy Kauffman Style. Iâm a proactive female, no #MeTooâs here. Iâm more of a âOhfuck#YouToo,?! Kinda gal⌠â⌠Well, I guess we have to go physically âfuck em up thenâŚ.â *Also Redban, Iâm like if Heidi and Sam Kinison had an angry fucking love child. And idk what to do with all this! So Iâm doing the most whorish thing of all and seeking mentorship* from famous people. Blehhhh I wannna cancel myself for just saying that.
Real recognize real đ
Thats awesome !
Thats a Rick Diaz bit. Probably. Y'sonofabitch
Shit like this is what makes me fucking love this sport. It's still so new and raw.
#BASED
Probably lost a ufc contract with that line.
Please every kill Tony fan letâs all sign a petition that says we will no longer be fans if u dint get rid of redban that dude is so weird and cringe brings nothing to the show